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Like sewiozly.......
Am I in the cemetery section?

tinahrex: hahahahahaha....oh my gosh!....baba me sef dy rid film trik oo

Lol! All diz lawyers eh!

Emylexray: lol... Did you read my post? You lampooned his pride and dampened his ego by comparing him with CSOs of other thread. That alone is a enough for him to take it serious. He sure did take it serious by replying with equal venom. Why will i take it personal? The issue is too inconsequential to be accorded any serious intent.

No dey use literary terms oga. No be everybody go undrstand ur language o.
Ogah o!

chaarly: Cheetah na

Hehehehe!
No be only cheetah...na Usain Bolt.
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ERROR 401
Think again.

exPLIcit7: Eclipse does not affect d whole earth...ECLIPSE z caused wen d 3 planetary bodies...earth,sun,moon...obstructs d movement of one another...ECLIPSE of d sun z wen d moon comes between d Sun and earth causing obstructions in d flow of light rays 2 d earth...it is also known as SOLAR ECLIPSE...

Uhmm......is dia eclipse ov da stars?

Romanticboy1: abeg o! Where r d doctors in dis thread
mke una con see case oooooo
ASUU una c werin una do
2 innocent boy
mayb na una cause dt teenager
2 enter tyre hole 4 plane wey de fly frm benin 2 lag
#nods head

Lol!
Dat guy kidney no dey work prop'ly.

DO NOT GOOGLE IT.
U SHOULD KNOW THIS.
Or
At least every human wey im kidney dey work should know diz.
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What's the worlds fastest animal?

Adex097: You don collect your sledge hammer bak??

Na...i leave am 4 my hut diz mornin.
Anybody wey wan misbehave wit u, jes le me knw...i knw mind to run bk go grab am.
:-(

Make una no quarrel wit our CSO o.
If una no wan make me vex.

Adex097: Stchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....cos I'm in your pay-roll abi....come sack me na.

Guy if u dey sigh...sigh well na.
Lol!

Mehlena: [color=#000099][/color] hw is dis a breakn news?

Ma sister help me ask am o.

bizmania: ... D thing tire me oooo! Dis one no fit happn for naija wey guys dey jark T.D.B!!! E jux be lyk say dem dey follow dem from deir village!!! Abeg tell dat minister of education to see me ASAP ... D thing tire me oooo! Dis one no fit happn for naija wey guys dey jark T.D.B!!! E jux be lyk say dem dey follow dem from deir village!!! Abeg tell dat minister of education to see me ASAP

Lol!
The breaking news worst pass twin towers own 4 US.
No single soul pass.
Abt dia minister ov edu....im go hold press conf'rence soon.
:-)

Adex097: Lol...and you guys were complaining when DIBU JAMB failed over 50%.

Lol! We knw how jamb own looks like. T'was delib'rate failure.
Buh diz wan.....lol! All university go admit ZERO students diz year.
Dia 4fathers go dy vex 4dia graves. See children wey dm born

Adex097: I reject ASUU too!!!.

Lol!
Beta embrace dem now. Or else whn dem collect dia full pay...ur own share no go dey dia o.
As u nvr r'cve ur oyel money allowance.
:-)

Vanguard News
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ASUU rejects FG offers; says strike must continue
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Academic Staff Union of Universities, ASUU,
yesterday, rejected. the N130 billion the Federal
Government disbursed into the university system,
as part of efforts to persuade striking lecturers to
call off the strike which began on July 2.
- See more at: http://www.vanguardngr. com/2013/08/ASUU-rejects-fg-offers-says-strike-
must-continue/

WICKED BREAKING!
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All Liberian student failed their university entry examination.
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Lol!
I dan die o.

labodinho: ASAKEL.........Plz,i need yur H.H.D(Hand Held Device) for our side!!!.............................................Morning all.

Lol!
If i hear sey i give.
What z it 4?

labodinho: ASAKEL!!!..........I fit borrow yur Hand Held Device(H.H.D)?? ?? I wan carry ham go senate building make i show them aw e dey go bfor d second list show,make OJORO no go enter dah list.

Lol!
No tink am o...
If dem catch u.....na ma houz u go cari 'em come.
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Eh! Make i go pee.....i go show lera.
Lol!

Pokemon43: Thank u GOD for making us see a beautiful day.may d blessings of today be our portions IJN.

Amen sis.

A vewi good morning!

Daclimax: Alas!!! THE ADMISSION LIST IS OUTTTTTTTT. Go and see for yourself.

If ah hear...
Jes comin 4rm there.

Jes wanna close ma eyes...
Oh..tis nat sleep yet....jes a sweet dream.
Hmmmn!

Fairfax: Trafford!so u hv started spying pples mind ehn.hw did u knw i planned to open dis page?nw u've ruined my plans*sobs*

*vex'd*
Twaaaffoooord!
*vex'd*

@Fairfax.
Tis workin M'lady.
Jes checkd it now. Maybe u z incertin someone's password.
:-(

@Fairfax.
Tis workin M'lady.
Jes checkd it now. May u z incertin someone's password.
:-(

Fairfax: yep

I wish i had a solution to.
Lemme try mine 1st....if tis gonna hapin.
:-(

Fairfax: hmm......bt y?he's friendly na.av seen dat frm his posts nd quotes

Hmmph! U knw all diz security p'ple

Fairfax: pls help me out on dis.i tried to check my result on uniben kofa page wit my fone wich av nt done b4 nd dey gav me a notice dat i had to put a letter B b4 my id or username nd dere ws no letter in my id b4.pls

U sure tis ur real id?
:-(

Fairfax: "security man"?lol!anyways,tanx hon.........bt wait,who's he protectin us frm?

Hmmmph!
So many tinz dear...so many tinz. He z so gallant Adex. At least he z saved our thread once...when it was about 2 sink like the Titanic.
Dats y he z the chosen CSO...(Chief Sec'rity Officer)
Anda anoda tin....he z bin here 4rm the vewi begg'nin.
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Buh plz anytym u c him on d road fold ur arms.

Fairfax: broda bros!Gudnite o bt u neva suppose sleep o cos u be CSO(even thou i dnt knw wat dat means)no laff o

Lol!
He z the security man.

Emylexray: .
"whispers of the night".
"smiles of the constellation of stars"
"glows of the moon", " roaring snores of terrestrial inhabitants"

"quiescent night laden by the sweet wind from natures repertoire of virtues"
mortals lay recumbent in slumber after battling the day's demon"
"looking through my window, I behold nature's beauty as the moon grins evenly upon the deserted earth".
"the night is old and pregnant with a brighter tomorrow".

"aye! midnight is here! even as we die to the world in slumber, unto nature's bosom we sleep as babies" .
"whispers of the night".
"smiles of the constellation of stars"
"glows of the moon", " roaring snores of terrestrial inhabitants"

"quiescent night laden by the sweet wind from natures repertoire of virtues"
mortals lay recumbent in slumber after battling the day's demon"
"looking through my window, I behold nature's beauty as the moon grins evenly upon the deserted earth".
"the night is old and pregnant with a brighter tomorrow".

"aye! midnight is here! even as we die to the world in slumber, unto nature's bosom we sleep as babies"



good night oh sons of Abraham. aye!

Hmmmn!
Anoda nice piece.
G'nite!

Daclimax: no o.. I just dey hail u.

Lol!
Ryt bwoda.....me dey ur syd.
Dey hail u bk.