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EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 1:33am On Aug 25, 2013
Fairfax: I guess dis is wher i got to say gudnite and sweetdreams.tanx Asakel for making my nite nd as for Mickey,d thougt police r after u.*curtain falls*
Yeah! Nite
*sad face*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 1:32am On Aug 25, 2013
Fairfax: "dat sweet dream"hmm......
Dat sweet dream...yeah!
Ov lillies and buttercups and the sweet smell ov roses.
Tis paradise M'lady
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 1:28am On Aug 25, 2013
mickeyIso: na I've gat M̶̲̥̅γ̲ eyes on u
Plz nah!
:-(
Go nah! Haba.
Which tym u turn to ma guardian angel.?
Haaa
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 1:22am On Aug 25, 2013
Sylvalord u go pweach 4 church tomowo o. Ur eyes still dy shine waaaah! Abi na vigil tinz?
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 1:20am On Aug 25, 2013
Fairfax: yeah ryt!wished it ws dat easy
Jes close ur eyes gently......... and dream the sweet dream.
Dat sweet dream.....:-)
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 1:18am On Aug 25, 2013
mickeyIso: broda romeo
Bro Benvolio u nvr sleep?
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 1:10am On Aug 25, 2013
Fairfax: *Dazzling eyes*cant bliev its past 1 already.sleep calls
If sleep beckons.
Don't bid it farewell.
:-(
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 1:04am On Aug 25, 2013
Fairfax: u want sumtin more dan a fire.me is nt saying wat dat is o
Owkay....hmmmn!
Owkay!
Lol!
Well...I knw sumtym it wil be disclosd.
*smiles*
MyLady!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 1:01am On Aug 25, 2013
sylvalord: oga asakel go nd sleep
I'll be goin bwoda sylvalord.
Church 2day na sure banker na.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 1:00am On Aug 25, 2013
mickeyIso: leave fairfax alone,go nd sleep
Lol!
Bwos Mickey.
Na d free nite i jes dy use o. If na u..u no go let am waste.
Jor!
:-(
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:58am On Aug 25, 2013
sylvalord: Hmm.. Aunty fairfax and bwoda asakel #nat saying much
Pwaiz da Lord bwoda
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Asakel(m): 12:55am On Aug 25, 2013
okeke2: Uniben pple kindly GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CALL THE THIEVES (moderator)
Na wa o.
Easy na.
No be jus play we wan kon folo una play ni.
Abi to play na badt tin again. Person no fit folo una play sef.
Mntchew!
.
And wait o....na who u dey call thieves? Hope sey no be me sha. Cos me cari sledge hammer o....i no mind bux all ur eggs.
Jes ask "dapreacher" im go tell u da rest.
*vex'd*
Gu'nite/morning
:-(
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:42am On Aug 25, 2013
Fairfax: i knw wat u re thinking
Ryt!
*smiles*
So what iz me thinkin?:-)
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:30am On Aug 25, 2013
Fairfax: *quickly gathers wood nd makes a fire*op u feel warm nw?
Yeah!
Buh nat dah warm.
:-(
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:24am On Aug 25, 2013
Fairfax: gudmorning.pluto u say.i hop u've got a p.jet to bring u bck here wen d list is released nd if u want,i cud mak a fire to kip u warm since its cozy overdere
Yeah! Dat wld be xo xo xo cool. If M'lady will oblige to eraze diz lon'linez ov me.
And dat fire will do
*smiles*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:20am On Aug 25, 2013
Tis a sunday!
Wow!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:06am On Aug 25, 2013
Fairfax: lol!maybe am hving d merit fever.btw,whu tld u dere's no cold in dis planet?
Well....*blinks eyes rapidly* I'm in pluto.
And guess what......
Tis cozy here.
:-)
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:05am On Aug 25, 2013
*yawns*
Good morning!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:00am On Aug 25, 2013
Fairfax: yea,jst feeling feverish
Oh dearie...y iz dat?
2cld be 2tinz involvd
.
U 2 excited for release ov the list OR....u havin the merit fever. Lol!
So why z dat?
:-(. Cos no cold in diz planet
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:50pm On Aug 24, 2013
tinahrex: Ah C Yo too b.....Asakel,Adex,Sylvalord,Romance bobo,Trafford,i site una oo.....G'nyt Fellaz....
G'nite bwo!
Sleep tite!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:49pm On Aug 24, 2013
*yawns*
Oh no.
Not sleep!
:-(
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:48pm On Aug 24, 2013
Fairfax: *smiles*100percent fair Asakel
Oh ma heart is glad u fair gud. Hope u enjoyn ur nite?
:-)
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:44pm On Aug 24, 2013
Hmmmn!
Miss OO7...longest times o.
What d'u bring 4me?
Diz wan u show by diz tym ov da nite.
:-)
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:36pm On Aug 24, 2013
Fairfax: okay doc.tanx for d encouragementsmiley
M'lady...
*smiles*
How fair u?
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:35pm On Aug 24, 2013
karenkinky: Hola! Sorry I haven't posted. I just didn't know what to post anymore.
Just waiting patiently.
Adex,Sylvalord,ROMANCEBOY,Didi,Asakel,Tinahrex and my Very own Mexyz. I see y'all in 3D
Love ya!
















Good night everyone kiss
Love u same Karen!
Jes sleep tite
And dnt let da bugs bite.
*smiles*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:33pm On Aug 24, 2013
karenkinky: Are u sure about tha'?














Can I get u a remedy for that cough?? wink
Oh...i'm fine, i'm fine
Ma wife jes gave me coughbatrine. And it works perfctly.
Tnx anyway!
*smiles*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 10:00pm On Aug 24, 2013
Abegi o jawe.
Now watching - "REVENGE"
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 9:58pm On Aug 24, 2013
Beezally: Chaarly let's go nw we av important business u knw ba
If chaarly no gri chose preacher na.
Na by force?
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 9:56pm On Aug 24, 2013
jazinogold: only in Nigeria you'll find a
graduate of
Mechanical Engineering doing his
NYSC in a
police
station.
*The only time a man can
remember all the girls
he
had slept with is ....When his HIV
RESULT is
delayed"
* Nigeria: Where you see more
than five
churches in
a street or two different churches
in d same
building.."
*OCHUKO: Why are you sad bro...?
AKPOS: One of my 6 girlfriends
kissed another
guy....chai!!! I'll never trust girls
again; they are
all
cheats".
*You are 18 yrs old, dating a 62
year old man
and
your update says, "I can't wait 2
see my baby"...
Is he
your baby or your ANCESTOR"?
*Time heals everything, well
except Yoruba
tribal
marks...!☹☹
*only on NL u wil c jambites turn pastors,prophets and prayer warriors cos of admission list.
Hehehehehehehe!
Correct!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 9:54pm On Aug 24, 2013
Jes checkd the word "3some"
Tis a group study ov 3people on a particular subject
.
Dazall
*coughs*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 9:44pm On Aug 24, 2013
dapreacher: *removes boxers* *runs after u like mumu* Yaaaayy!!! 3some tonight *dancing skelewu*
Jesus!
*doin sign ov the cross*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 9:40pm On Aug 24, 2013
Beezally: Chaarly my love let's go and sleep and preacher come. Too lol



Seriously let's go
Preacher don't folo o.
Or else u go dey preach 4 toilet alone...why dem dey solve quadratic equation for parlor

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