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chaarly: Hmmm... U dan dy get mind shey..
Jez wait 4me

*borrows asakel's sledge hammer
Na me n u 2dy

Lol! If u don't break her head.
Who will?

dapreacher: EHNEHN! Its lyk dat abi..cos i dinor buy Range Rover for u lyk P-square...u wantu deny ur loff

Haaaa! Beeezalleee!
Range Rover.......and u hv bin hiding behind d scene.
Mogbe.

Beezally: fear wetin I be holyghost pikin

T'hehehehehe!
Ah pway oh!

Beezally: fear wetin dnt u knw I. Bi vampire + warewolf

Hmmmph!
I guess u sleep during the day and hunt in the nite.
And when tis fullmoon....na dat time people fowls and goats dey miss.
How doz it feel bein a "Wolfire"?

Kolade9: BREAKING NEWS!!!!
THE 2013/2014 PUTME RESULT IS OUT!!!!!

This is from a very very reliable source.....ah swear





oya goand check.....if i'm lying give me 3 hot slaps

*grabs his sledge hammer and pursues him to the gate*

Beezally: u don turn vampire abi

Lol!
I'm jes usin it to bite dog meat jor.
Lol!
U can fear fear o

dapreacher: >_< for wia?? bros shift jor! Use ur sledge hammer to grind wareva and swallow directly! :p

*vex'd**speaks korean*
Mooooraa!
Oindimura tchaino tshinju shi mi. Chailo nsjijuminaaa.
Mooora!
Shangoo jeinji shivu zoomshu sholaaa!
Smh!

dapreacher: *stammering* it's one beezally dat gave me..pls dont steal ma teeth

Ok ok ok! Wareva *rolls eyes*
Can u jes boro me da canine tooth. 4 ov 'em......jes wanna use it to bite sum1

Beezally: no mind d guy he sabi laff anyhow kai

Ehh o!
No break.
:-)

Trafford: Lol..thanks.. Stole it tho'

Thou shall nat steal.

dapreacher: *shines eye-blinding teeth at thread* una well done here o

*uses his shinin teeth to find my sledge hammer*
Found it.
*smiles*
Nice set ov teeth.
Who gave 'em to u?

Trafford: lol.. U ehn...u need small slap


exactly 30 peeps viewing this thread..hehe..I see dem don dey smell the Merit list from afar


n the guests them...make una go create NL account o...no wait till admission list come first..cuz U go surely wait for another 7days before u fit post..n by the then, the joy of being admitted go don dey fade gradually.

Oya go create your NL account today

Ur signature...
9'ce alliteration
*smiles*

chaarly: Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Lolz

Eyha!
Meehn u laff sote u cry join.

honey: MAY THE PEACF OF THE LORD BE UNTO THIS HOUSE

Amen ooo
As u come in peace.
Sidown take akara chop
.
We welcme anybody o. We jes wan tro show 4 una syd u drive us comot.
Natin do u bwo.

Trafford: don't think it's really his BB...he should get a new browser

never knew NL had an app o ..abi U dey joke ?

Omo na dream i download the tin o....and it was cool.
:-)

Swagalord18: "Bigcockboy" ...wich 1 b dis again
romanticboy ..i ges he's ur typ

Lol!
I no tok anytin o.
Hmmmmmn!

Swagalord18: guy i no talk anything o abeg ....d guy edit my post ...

Lol!
Romance
Y nah?
Eh!
Y?

chaarly: BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UNIBEN WILL SOON RELEASE THE 2013/2014 MERIT ADMISSION LIST

CANDIDATES ARE ADVICED TO START PRAISING GOD BECAUSE HE HAS DONE IT!!!!

AS YOU GO TO CHURCH 2MRRW, GIVE A BOUNTIFUL OFFERING TO THE LORD!

DONT GO AND BE PUTTING 20NAIRE AND 50NAIRE AS OFFERING

PAY YOUR TITHE TOMMORROW!!!
SO THAT WHEN YOU WANT TO DO YOUR CLEARANCE, GOD WILL NOT BE TIGHT IN PROVIDING THE FINANCES

SING AND DANCE TOMORROW!!

DONT GO AND BE DANCING ETIGHI, ALANTA, ALINGO, AND SKELEWU IN THE HOUSE OF GOD!

RATHER, DANCE AS YOU ARE LED BY THE SPIRIT OF GOD

#IT IS SETTLED#
PRAISEEEEEEEEE YE DAAAA LORDDDDDD!!!!

Hmmmph! We shld dance as the spirit lead us eh.
Hmmn! E go beta make i jes dey nod head o..dey shake ma left leg. Cos if the spirit hold me..kon lead me go dance makossa. I knw maself...na go on soun.

Romanticboy1: chaii! Nd 14yrz nr 2much o
Nr worry i go cumdevisit u 4 cell
I go bring akamu nd akara everydae 4 u

Dem go visit u 4 cell

Trafford: eyyyaa.... Sorry bro.. Like Mickey talk the other time, go throway your bb... Na im dey cause am

Lol!
Or download NL app at goopleplay

Romanticboy1: Blood of Jesus! I bind u

Lol!
E never reach to use Bro J blood cast and bind na.
Na "like" im tok o...no be "love" maybe dat wan nah direct entry(blood ov God) u go use.
Abeg no start 3rd world war o.
Lol!

Adex097: Catchy?? Ma guy, the colour is affecting ma eye

U mean u're allergic to dat colour? Sowi bwo.
Thank God u're na sufferin 4rm kalorophobia.

Romanticboy1: ugbowo while courses like mass com etc r in ekenwan!
D 1 @ugbowo is d main 1

Buh funi enuff Uniben began at Ekenwan.
Lol!
Oh...and speaking ov da Ekewans. Dia hostel iz by far better than the Ugbowos. All bangalows and furnished with flatscreens LED.

Adex097: Back to the sender!!!

To the sender
And no more breaking on cut ovs.

Adex097: OH MA GOSH ..... The admission list ain't out yet o....wats gonna happen wen it appears??

Lol!
Guy the Titanic will soon land. Everyone can see it ahead 4rm the horizon.
So boys and gurls heart dey beat like drum cos when e land.
We go all sing that sweet chorus.

karenkinky: Hi everyone. Who missed me?

Hmmmmmn!
Who miss u....
Ehm...lemme think...
I think ma sledge hammer miss u vewi much...cos he z bin askin, "where that ballerina"

Adex097: That cut-off mark is meant for Economy and statistics not Economics and statistics.

Pfft! Thank God u edit am.
So tis stil 71

honey: SO YOU BEAR ALL THESE NAMES **CONGRATULATIONS**

U tweat ur guest kindly. Nat in an hostile manner.
Abi izi u dat buy mb 4me?
Kalampo

honey: óringó gbu kwé gi wu nwa, ótóró gbá gbu kwé gıı, onyé ara.

Òlorí búruku ni é....omo ale. Olosi.
Magun ma kpa e....abi omu ti ni? Ara oko.
Elédé.
.
Woh oga...omo ibo ni mi o.
CHINEDU!
Odé

Mickey7: yes i go to day care and nusery 1 too.u are law person too? If yes indicates pls so dt i shud get piple we can know each other with.tnks

Yes i'm lawyer too and i jes get the admissions.
Thank God i'm no more aspirant.

Viewing this topic:
oliseh.com(f), yemmytcm (m), Doc_Miss(f), elgaitan(m), Didi 5(m), Trafford(m), honey(m) and 2 guest(s)
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See dem see dem o.
Dem leave dia backyard go anoda man backyard go dey do ..........
Hmmmn!
Sum1 iz watching in 3D o

LMAO!
I dan laff tire soooteeh nah oxygen i dey use breath.
Hahahahahaha....Mickey u ain't well o. Dem go kill u 4 Unilag thread o. Ma hand no dey dia.
I go deny u like Peter.
Hahahahaha!