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sylvalord: oga mi.. I c u

Sylva...
I see ur head jawee...
Buh wey the rest ov ur body na.
:-)

tinahrex: hope ure dis funi n liveli LIVE

Lol! Bwo
I'm the quietest person on planet earth. Buh ma finger cld make the loudest noise.
Hehehehe!
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As our beloved "Peak" will say "Its In You"

tinahrex: hope ure dis funi n liveli LIVE

Lol! Bwo
I'm the quietest person on planet earth. Buh ma finger cld make the loudest noise.
Hehehehe!
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As our beloved "Peak" will "Its In You"

karenkinky: Ah! Soon they will say you are lying. Like it's ghosts of the upper hand that appear on tv.








Goodnight. I've been yawning since. Y'all takia of urselvz.

Goo'Night M'Lady
Don't let the bugs bite.
And sweet dreams.

Started 4rm the bumbum naw i'm here.

Adex097: thought
I told you its a luxury....buh I promise you a shot of it on our matric day.

Which kain shot.
Giv me 1gallon
:-(

tinahrex: dey gallant jawe....urz??

Ma family iz great o.
Ma wife jes deliver twins add to d oda 2 wey she dan kip awready.
Na d names dey confuse me naw... She be chinese....and 4 dia custom na d man go gv names to d pikin.
So if u go fit helep me wit chinese names. 1boy 1girl.
At least 2each
Thanks!

Adex097: hahahaha....Tarnish NTA's reputation??
They've got no reputation bro.

Lol!
NTA na station.
Na only NTA fit spoil the quality ov flat screen(LED) with 3D.

karenkinky: Each time I imagine u with dt weapon of yurs,wot comes to mind is you dressed in caveman costume wt dt gigantic stuff with spikes dt dey carry on dier shoulders. With your untidy hair and brown teeth

Hehehehe!
U're correct dearie...
So so correct.
*smiles*
Buh dat part ov brown teeth....
Me iz brushing eact tooth 4times a day o.
So my teeth iz nat bwown!
Ma teeth iz nat bwawn o.
*sad*

tinahrex: boss....i c u

I site u too oga mi.
How ur wife and children?

Adex097: Lol...me need to keep quiet o...
I no want any E-injury for now...
Wanna storm benin with ma fwesh skin (all thanks to cuban coffee)

Lol!
Cuban coffee..?
And yet u no wan make me sip.

karenkinky: I've seen all except barbie pincess and the popstar.

Babe...
Go and get Aristocats, Lilo n Stitch, Monsters Inc, Ladies Tramp...et el
Enjoy ur disney...

*walks in with sledge hama*
*looks around*
How u all doing?
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Adexiee...u wr alive when da e-war was goin on gallantoniously and u keep quiet?
No be so o.
C.S.O....no be so o.
.
Ehm....wats 4 dinner?

#IDAGA#
.
"I don already get admission."
Lol!
Lets go dia admittees.

madam: Aunty sperm boat imprisoned me the first day i commented, and none of you bothered **crying**

Eehyaa!
Welcome back...
Take dog meat chop.
:-)

Romanticboy1: *in ibu'z voice* gud bt u knw sey u spy sey?

Lol!
If i spy...na all the whole themes and full poem i go post na.
Hehehe!

Romanticboy1: *points his double barrel french gun at him* oya wat? U de try me ba

*hands up*
No naah! Me na fit try am o.
Buh if only u go jes give us a quatrain eh!
Hehe!

Romanticboy1: i knw nat wt u talk abt!
Cn we proceed?
Wats d theme of end or war if u cn rekall?No Spyin#

Lol!
One ov dem na casualties/destruction
.
"They say,
a war only ends, when
another war begins:"

chaarly: Yeahh.. Ah tink da 1 is cool


Boy.. Wif yo username.. Guess yo a romantic poet..

Drop a poem or 2 na.. (For ur "doc miss) ah percieve u 2 hav sumtn goin on

#jez saying Ooº°˚ #
*not from a reliable source*

Lol!
Oya oo.....Romantic boy.

ojingbe: I saw the prof todai wat i heard was not encouraging...

Give us da BREAKING NEWS

chaarly: Shon sir!!!!

Ama law aspirant.. Ah knw yo a literature freak..

Let's light up this thread wif some poems na.. Shey tis part of education

#ama literature freak too

Wow...good.
Hope ur Lawyer fwends won't sue us o.
Me nah wan wahala.

chaarly: Behold the lord upon the throne
He calls everyone to be his own
He welcums evry1, havn a desire to atone
Ooº°˚ praise d lord! We're never alone!


G̲̣̣̣̥o̲̣̥ό̲̣̣̣̥̥̊ƌ̲̣̣̣̥ afternoOn_̅̅̅ ADMITEES!

Afternoon bwo

2days ago I went to the Ozone Cinema with ma sis. I saw diz Japanese fine babe...
She said her name was Kaina Onowata
.
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I told her mine was Asamkpokoto Honda.
:-)
*abegii....na only dem get engine name*

max-simple:
dis thread is boring

Define boring...

Can't b'live i'm jes havin ma bweakfast.
Passd noon awready!

karenkinky: Who will soon become an expert. So keep that unusually red tongue of yours to yourself before I bite it off.

Bite ma own too
Pls na.

karenkinky: Ha! This one you're always talking about sledgehammer,hope you don't carry it to my timeline on twitter o.

Lol!
I haven't done any harm with it yet.
Buh ma hama iz always wit me o..... Tis like MTN. "anywhere i go"

sylvalord: wise? Raymond is damn silly

Lol!
Na adexie bwoda na.

karenkinky: Lol. Kai! Am I a two year old? I can accept the lollipop. But not the pat on my back jor

Lai..lai.
U must take the pat and the lollipop.
*smiles*
And naw ma hanky iz wet.
:-(

Romanticboy1: I see u oooo




mrng beautaful & Handsome ppl

A vewi good morning bwo.

karenkinky: Is it the cold?

Hmmmn!
Nat sure tis cold.

sylvalord: @asakel.. A vewi good mawning to u bro

I dan dey hail u tey tey with ma sledge hama u bin no wan reply since na.
Me think sey i dan comot 4 ur list.
:-(