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Jes heard now (4rm a source) dat d post ume has been written.
How in Gods name did we miss it?
:-/

Mehlena: how can u be d only one, dnt wory ur exam day u go see'em plenty.

Yeah! Ryt!
Buh d numbr won't be much as d previoz yrs.
70% ready. :-)

Still cnt b'live i've nt seen an Eng/Lit aspirant.
Abi na only me go write dat day? :-/

Dbrain22: Hmm,dis jamb pple ar wicked o.even wit d mass failure,dey ar stil sayin 180.GOD help us o.is uniben pume form nt yet out sha

Nah...nat yet.

BREAKING: U can now write ur post-ume in ur dreams. Jes close ur eyes dis nite and dream.
And mark ur papers urslf.
Lol!

Didi 5: Well half of that figure may not cross the post ume cut off mark too.This will bring the figure to about 6500.May this year post ume favour everyone of us.

Amen bwo.

Jamb releases cut-off marks 4 Skools.
Uni-180
Pol and College-150.

Buh UNIBEN myt still stick 2dia 200.

Akposy: Dis thread dry ooo

Make am wet na.
Lol!

Sholani: To all mails Posted, SENT!!

Bro pls
Mine z uniben. asakel4real@yahoo.com

69% ready 4d exam.
Tis Uniben or nothing.

Guys...y z dis thread nt comin alive na.
I got 209 goin 4 Eng/Lit.
Uniben.
Success iz ours.
Amen.

Rymzo: Ur chance is slim, I must tel u

Is Eng/Lit dat competitive in UNIBEN?

Adex097: *SCAM-ALERT*

Lol! Shebi.

1-B 2-B 3-C 4-B 5-D 6-A 7-B 8-A 9-B 10-C 11-D 12-C 13-A 14-A 15-A 16-C 17-C 18-A 19-B 20-C 21-C 22-B 23-C 24-A 25-A 26-C 27-D

Hullo every1. I'm an aspirant ov UNIBEN goin 4 Eng/Lit. T'wil be gud if dis thread comes alive again. Lets rock n roll....4 we who excapt the wrath 4rm jamb...lets unleash d wrath on post-jamb like poseidon did on Odysseus nd his crew.
I b'live we cn do it.
And we will do it.
Amen!

Jes heard a breaking news.
The form is out.

Sum1 postd it in anoda thread. "Uniben Post Utme Out"
Sey na true?

Are u serioz.
I'm an aspirant.

CNN BREAKING: Lecturer Ifeanyi have been
transfer'd to the University ov Manchester...after
he was accused ov molestin a faculty ov arts
female student "Tega."
He was accused ov molestin dis female student,
but when he was approachd by CNN iReport at his Abraca 42m mansion...he said thus, "Me didnt
do anytin dey say me do. I was jes tryin to
preach the gospel to her privately. And then she
hit me wit an akpako and me go unconscious.
When me woke up...she startd screaming. Me
didnt do any, me swear, me was jes preachin." Mr Ifeanyi have gone on a free transfer.
Mr Ifeanyi to hold a press confrence..12 ov june
at DELSU b4 his departure.
And don't 4got 2 watch CNN PIERS MORGAN
TONIGHT live on CNN for more breaking news.
In other stories....

CNN BREAKING: Lecturer Ifeanyi have been transfer'd to the University ov Manchester...after he was accused ov molestin a faculty ov arts female student "Tega."
He was accused ov molestin dis female student, but when he was approachd by CNN iReport at his Abraca 42m mansion...he said thus, "Me didnt do anytin dey say me do. I was jes tryin to preach the gospel to her privately. And then she hit me wit an akpako and me go unconscious. When me woke up...she startd screaming. Me didnt do any, me swear, me was jes preachin."

Mr Ifeanyi have gone on a free transfer.
Mr Ifeanyi to hold a press confrence..12 ov june at DELSU b4 his departure.


And don't 4got 2 watch CNN PIERS MORGAN TONIGHT live on CNN for more breaking news.

In other stories....

Got 209
Goin 4 English n Literature.
Uniben

Hw z ma chance?

Vickhov: And Ends February or March.He's Pretty Safe To Use His December Waec Gce Result.

Thank u very much guys... I tink i'm gud 2go then. I wld cm bk home n whn goin bk january..by then i'd hv goten d original result slip.

Guys...I hv 2sittings and i'l be writin dis GCE. I rili wnt to use dis GCE 4d admission. Hw long cn UNIBEN wait 4 an awaitin result?

Mexyz: Welcme to uniben in advance,pls read well nd God wl grant u success in d upcomn pume. D 1st person on ds thread 2 promise me his/her matric rice wl be d 1st to testify abt his/her admsn...*wink* its godstime268 on 2go,ready 2 help wit info. I REP UNIBEST.

Y not.....if i gv u one seed. Lol!
All same....rice noni.

Hap'New Month 4rm Asakel.

Morkavictor: Gud morin pips,hw r u all doin.

We so gud bwo.

Any English/Lit in the houz. Or any faculty ov arts?
Hehe!
Hadd me up. 2go-asakel911
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Pls o...
Is d post ume form comin out nxt month or july? And any idea delsu writes her post ume.

Raphd2: ENGLISH AND LITERATURE GUYS LET ROLL UP......ADD ME ON 2GO RAPHD2 OR HOLLA @ ME ON FONE ....08175604488....08092436036.....

Ryti bwo!
Mine z "asakel911"
I'l be sendin d request.
U a student?

Didi 5: The lord is on our side.We will all make it in Jesus name.Amen

Amen bwo.
Amen.

Do they accept awaitin result?

Pls o,
Delsu accept awaitin result?

Abeg o.
Sey uniben dy take awaitin result?