₦airaland Forum

Jfliyv: ALL IS WELL.

Amen bro/sis

sylvalord: lol.. Bros me jst do quick estimation dat day oo and as i c am, dem no reach 8,000
sef

Lol! Dat means sey everybody dan pass be dat.
:-)

Maxwell96: ...Interesting...i can c u re indeed 42

Lol! Dats y i didnt put in 4d job.

Maxwell96: ...Submission of application

Application rejected.
Age limit iz 24
Damn it u're 42.

Popsy nat allowd 4 dat job. :-)

IKJ66: # Heart beating faster # diz result wud b out b4 wed #knees and pray to God# buh i no fear sha #sipz 4rm bottle of ogogoro#

*
*longer throat*
Give me small na.

Na when i dey do ma own shift nobody go dey around.
:-(
Mntchew!

Jes sippin garri wit a smile.
:-)

sylvalord: bro, not even up to 10,000 wrote dat exam.. Didnt u analyse d candidates dat day?

Lol! Bros u do head count?
Hehehehehe!

Until I see the news 4 CNN b4 I go b'live say result dan com out.

chaarly: BREAKING NEWS!!!!

THE JUST CONCLUDED RESULT IS OUT!!

THERE WITH THE EXAMINERS

*vexin*(speaks in chinese). Shinju sha djin shur..puinji chaoga nai jen ju cheee. >:-(

FilesUpdator: Latest information I just got.

Ryt!

A very good morning!

STORM2: #taking a leisurly stroll# hmmm page 104 ? Nice ....

Yeah! Started 4rm the bumbum naw we're here.
:-)

Ifeyz: long time no post @uniben admin thread....i remmbr d suspenxe d@ gripped me last yr wen i waitd fervently 4 my result.
Nd to God's glory twas as xpectd....u guys admin desires shall b grantd, Amen
unfortunately we're stuck because of 1 badt guy cald ASUU.....it is well sha.
Mk i go jack

No mind dat old man (ASUU) and im younger brother (ASUP).
ASUU plan no go work....we must come 4 clearance October.

Good night!
Sleep tite!
Don't let the bugs bite.
:-)

Adex..where art thou.
Ma shift iz over 4 now. Com do ur security nite duty o.
I dan almost waka.

homesteady: I wish you GUY's GOODLUCK!! You shall all get your desired courses AMEN!!

You are all welcome to UNIstressBEN

Ami ooooo Jesu

Adex097: by the time result show nw, una go forget abt first to start page


.

Lol! Shey

Adex097: lol...but it depends on the course.

No wori na.....make 1st semester reach.
U no knw hw many times wey i dan attend class 4 dream. Woh...if dem pack text book gv u..u go run.

Adex097: your profile,.....
Location: Lagos,Nigeria
Time registered: March 25, 2011
Time spent online: 14 days & 12 hours
Last seen: 8:08pm
View Kolade9's posts (583) .
i.e your nairaland age is 14 days 12 hrs
*dazall*

lest i forget, you be fine boy o.

Nna u've had ur account more than 2yrs and the amount ov time u've spent all togeda is jes 14days?
Nna u nid 2 commit suicide o.
@Kolade9

Y u guys so obssess'd in openin page. Una dey mara ni?

If person enta skool na e go be "La cram....La pour....La forget"
Lol!

Stori Stori *tales by moonlight*

sylvalord: happy sunday peeps.. Hmm me still dey vex 4 sum pple here oo

Sowie o.
*runs 2 give him anti-vex drugs*
No vex.

Profemmy001: Na for Toilet U dy see ur own trance? Guy, Ur way no pure o

Lol! Na toilet sure pass.

oliseh.com:
thanks
*chaii dem don dey see me*

Hmmm! Diary.(open diary)
Lemme zhoin ur diary na. :-(

Profemmy001: Happy Happy Sunday. Hw was d service? Were U blessed? I congratulate U all 4 d fact dah U're alive coz when dere is life dere is hope. I Rep RCCG!
Lest I forget, I was in a trance 2day nd i saw d VC signing d release of d results this Wednesday.

Praiz God o.
I saw it too whn i was in a trance in the toilet.
.:-)

Didi 5: Bad markaet

Lol!
Worst market

Mcslize: The moderator just dey ban person any how. Na 2days ban them give me for weti I nor know about. U no tell me why u ban me o. And let me know u cuz I nor know u as a person.

Lol! Be like sey u wan go 1week. Hehe!

BREAKING: Kwasu has released dia admission list. 1st and 2nd list.

Uniben....we still dey wait 4 result. Abi dem wan add am wit admission altogeda.

This..is..BIG BROTHER.
Hap'Sunday Everyone.

Beezally: how do i check oo plz telll me me

Jes same as registrin 4d post utme.
Type in ur username and password.
If u dan 4get...go 2 ur e-mail.
(buh nat sure if d result is out yet)