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Mehlena: Hmmm whr r all da arts/law aspirants na abi na only science aspirants dey hia.?

Hmmph!
We're still alive o. Dnt mind all diz science guru wit dia metabolism dem. They jes push us one syd...buh we'll survive wit our heads high!
I Rep #Art.

IKJ66: Social science studnt una dy sleep or sleep dey sleep una.abi na only sci aspirant dy here.letz stop watching 4rm d sidelinez and join d dialogue.
GOVT
1.Name all the country in da morovia group.

Monrovia group u mean.
Nigeria, Liberia, Sierra Leone, Togo, Ethiopia, Tunisia, Congo, Somalia, Cameroon, Cote d'Ivoire, Niger...Chad.etc
Them plenty o.
Lol!

sylvalord: maybe u r inputing d wrong name.. It must be d name u used 4 jamb o

Yeah! It cld be

Mcslize: U sound facetious u know. U are not serious. This is time for u to get expose to standard possible questions. For ur information, those questions are standard post ume questios. When u know them u have known them and it will stick to u.

Try to attempt them cuz if u can't attemt these possible questions here, I doubt how possible u will attempt the post Ume questions.
If u say we are doing copy and paste here then kindly answer this direct question. Is not copy and paste any more.

QUESTION: The part of the brain responsible for voluntary activities and intelligent is called what?

Lol! Bwo i wasnt referin 2 ur questions. They're perfct....t'was jes d answers sum1 post and it was almost d same as sum1 else. Thats y i said copy and paste.
Ur questions are gud bwo and it will realy help we d aspirants. Jes kip it flowing.
And ur question u post... I'm not into science cos i'm an Art student buh i'll try anyway.
'CEREBRUM'

Lol!
Dis wan do copy and past.

Donvitalis: Please help, wanted to apply for the PUME but after providing my details, the response was "no application record found". Please what do i do?

Whats ur score in jamb and did u choose Uniben as 1st choice?

Hmmm....(*watching and chewing sugarcane*)

Mickey7: guest wat? Hia! Na english we just dey talk abt nw nw o...

Lol!
(laffin with tears)

Pwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! (laffin in greek)
Abeg make una go kili me o.
Lol!

Swas...wetin be all diz wan na, person no go hear word again ni. Weda 'them do it' or 'they do it' e don do jor.
Una don turn Uniben thread to Its English thread.
D tin wey dey vex me be sey non ov dem correct. Mntcheew!

Lè registracion complité
:-)

naijaboiy: Brodas and sisers d final submit is important because dat is wen ur application has been submitted...login to your page and check application record it wud show you how far you av gone in d application processif you have paid your money...jux scroll down where your passport appears and click save..after dat d final submit wud appear..if you av saved olredy..d final submit wud be beside d save column,jux click on it..den it wud shw you your applicatin slip wch comprises of your passport,your 1st and 2nd choice course,your jamb score,your name and your examination cnetre....den you print it. N:B If you do not cee eny info wch tells you to check your page 72 hours b4 d exam...den your not thru wif d registration

Na wo o.
Dis wan tire person o.

Pls o...which page is final submit.? Me did nt see it.

Guys...pls hlp me wit d atm payment stuff. I clickd on 'college pay' buh cnt find d instructions ov how to proceed and payin wit d card. Wat i'm seein on d screen is jes some numbers p3729477******. Is dat d acct or sumtin else. Me dnt undrstand.
Pls help....(*sweating*)
Guys....doesnt worry o. Tis bin done.

Registration tinz on point ryt now.
I pray i end successfuly.

#UNIBEST

sylvalord: naso jawe.. Na d same tin dey me and u mind naw.. And by God's grace, we will make uniben bow and av no choice but to admit us IN JESUS NAME AMEN

Amen bwoda!
We're in.
BEL13VE!

jazinogold: OCTOPUS TUTORIALS (a.k.a UNIBEST LECTURE)
Do you no that of the over 98,000 people that applied to UNIBEN dis year only about 15000 people is going to write the forth coming PUME exam against 46000 people that wrote last year! And uniben wud admit abt 7000 students! In view of this octopus tutorial is organising a mock exam to access ur level of preparation and a rhema nite where UNIBEN PUME secrets would be exposed!!! Over the years students that attends octopus mock exam and rhema nite ends up finding their post ume exams easy& gaining admission...cos octopus must have revealed uniben pume secrets!
Dont let ur admission pass u dis year! Cos OCTOPUS is always RIGHT...!
For more info call 07033338252
PUME MOCK EXAM july10th by 10am
PUME RHEMA NITE july 12th by 8am-6pm and 7pm til dawn
Venue: octopus tutorials 21st street BDPA, opp UNIBEN MAINGATE.

I'll be in Benin on d 10th or 11th. So i'll be around 4d Rhema.
Wait 1st....wetin be Rhema?

sylvalord: bros gud mawning... Y u cum quiet since la

I jes dey meditate bwoda.
Na knockout me wan gv em 4d exam.

Morning Guys
Asakel z still around d corner.

G'morning Guys.
Asakel z still around here.
:-)

Adex097: lol...dico becos of "SELDOM"?...,...WE GIVVUP

Lol! No try gv up o.
We nid u 4 our matric.

Michael Sokoto: Hmm, dis ya response na post ume use of english answerin pattern. "I Seldom visit"
Make I take note sha

Lol! Dico even dey ma front sef.
Lol!

Yeah! T'will be online 2mowo.

Asakel is goin to write the post-utme and Asakel will get his admission.
Natins changed...still goin 4 Eng/Lit

Add me- 2go- Asakel911
Folo me- Twitter- @IamAsakel (i'l folo bck)
FB-www.facebook.com/asakel

We all makin it diz year friends.
Amen!

Calculusf(x):
Hello friends...,i got 264 in jamb going for engineering course...what's my fate pls

Wow! U're gud 2go bwo.
Success.

Michael Sokoto: Surname iz last name
If error msg still persist, could be d computer tryin hard 2 decode the name(s) u're feedin it, names like "otakporohorukevwe".
Sweet names like "Imafiokogbunwakire" has been known 2 have crashed Y2K compliant computers in d past, guudluck though

Hahahahahahaha! U go fear warri/benin names na.
Lmao!

Uniben post-utme jes com out o.
Still waitin 4 Delsu.
:-(

Uniben post-utme form now out.
Closes July 8th
Exam holds July 12th and 13th

Uniben post ume forms now on sale.
Exam to hold july 12 n 13

Abeg...who go help me out. Jes for 3days...make me squat wit am 4 room.
Jes 3days o.
Cos me no get whr 2 sleep.
:-(

Thank God.
75% ready.

doyinmolah: Pls we shall resume our interactive session on the 28th of june 2013, cos of the processing of my admission, pls bear with me, we shall all come out victorious in our respective schools in Jesus/Allah Name

Amen bwo!