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*now singing*
"Started from the bumbum now we're here"
I hear sey result ti jade.....sey na true ni?

Didi 5: Just opened page 95

Lol!
U mean u're at the bottom ov page 94.

Goo'evening here 4rm Pluto.
How u guys down dia doing? :-)

Adex099: Good morning bro.
my night was damn hectic.
You know it ain't easy to be the C.S.O (chief security officer) of the thread.

Tchaii......sowie ooo.
Buh y u like nite duty like diz.
*security officer*
U no go work beta work wey go make u sleep coole in the nite.
Hmmmph! *chewing sugarcane wit palm wine*

G'morning..ma 100L mates.
How una nite?
:-)

ojingbe: Reney u will be ma date in skul wount u?

*ERROR*
*Access Denied*
Check the next shop.

Mehlena: lol i noticed hw ya doing?

Ehee! I'm mwah dearie.
Tnx 4 noticin me......:-)

Everybody z busy chattin dat no wan notice Asakel was online.
:-(

ojingbe: And the much awaited result is out.

Use style swear.

Profemmy001: Pls Ouh, Can Another person do my clearance 4 me? Coz d fellowship guyz were kinda confusing me ouh

Lol!
Which wan?

*Yawns*
God no go wan punish dat person wey put me 4 sleeping mode since yesterday.
>:-(

Jes wanna wish u guys best ov luck. Wld hv written in Delsu after Uniben buh jes b'cos ov some tinz.
I jes pray ma hardwork in Uniben wld be fruitful.
Amen!
Best ov luck guys...Admission is sure 4 us diz year. Amen!

I've jes seen it on CNN iREPORT. The result iz out oooo.
PRESENTER: Isha Sesay

Also to be on 2nite in Piers Morgan Live CNN

Profemmy001: Are U pondering wah m pondering?

or does d guy means music and Law are equal in RANK

Lol!
Buh 2mao..person wey study dat music fit dey hama pass d oda o.
Hehehehehehe!

B E N I N
I came, I saw, I conquered.

Now in Warri.
How una deyz 4here?

Adex097: Before the end of the year...
*dazall*

Lol! Dec.31 abi.
11:50pm

fr3do: wrong!
No course is higher than the other.

All courses are equal shey? Lol!
Buh some are equal than the other.

Mickey7: mexzy,didi,asakel i see all of una..result neva commot make una go back to bed na

Hahaha!
Oga na watch and pray we dey do o. No dullin diz mornin.

Mickey7: [color=#990000][/color] i had a dream,dt i was wearin one purple gown lyk dat...den bigggggg boy wit biggggg muscles came an na nw start to slap me...dt i had bn looking for his trouble on nairaland..sorry profemmy

Lol! If i hear sey prof BIG.
Take ur dream mit anoda person o....e fit be me sef.
Lol!

jelel6: any idea of MANY student apply 4 elect/elect engr.

900

Mickey7: @korme2me,sumone just called me saying he is d one marking my script and dat i scored 40 dt i shud call him back if i need assistance.he told me my name,nd jamb score nd course.im tinkinin he got it from d attendance sumwhere or sumtin but hw he got my number...dnt u tink it's a scam

Haa...call him back na.
Or tell him u guys should randevouz in 4rnt ov Boko Haram's office. Lol!
Olori buruku nla...olosi.
U no telam sey na plus 30 u get 4d exam ni.
Na 70 na.

ojingbe: Result will be out tomorrow.frm auditorium

Ok o.

Rain jes dey fall magamonously for here.
Mntchew!
Still in Benin

Profemmy001: Yesternyt, I dreamed of I and 2 oda guyz takyn pictures in matric gowns. ☀̤̣̈̇☀̤̣̈̇☀̤̣̈̇☀̤̣̈̇☀̤̣̈̇Can't really identify them buh i knew dah dey r nairalanders...If u're 101% sure it's U, Pls show face...#Gud Morning☺

Haha..tis me..u're ryt.

Tchaii. O'boy...the toilet wey dey dat chemical block gallant o. Na there me dey pass time wella.
E no be like doz wans wey dey dem hostel... God. E be like dat era ov Spartacus dem.
Inshut...Spartacus own beta pass da wan sef.

STORM2: Lol...long talk...but the problem has been solved..thanks though..xoxo

Hey...hey..hey I'm still on ze way o. I'll not mount ma camel finis spend 2days 4 road...get 2 ur place and u'll telme u've gotten it o.
No jes tok dat wan.
I'm on ma way.
*CAMEL EXPRESS*

STORM2: Hahahahahaha!!! #shaking my head#
I give up...
Lemme go and console myself in a corner somewhere...

Never give up.....Ur past question iz on ze way.

Diamondwriter: almost a thousand

Lol! If i heard eh!
Pfft!

STORM2: If I catch u eh! Una no dey try oh. Upon the tears? Kai..harsh boys..
How I wan take beg una again? Pls na shooo...abi una wan chop am?

As u no want tru DHL or FEDEX....even NIPOST(fastest delivery). Make i mount ma camel com mit u 4 whr u dey na.
*On ze way*

STORM2: Nobody is answering me.... No fair oh
Just send me the questions na...

U want it by DHL or EFEX?
:-)

Pls when z the result comin out.
OAU wrote diaz yesterday too and dia result z out already. Lol!
Dem get mouth dia o.

Profemmy001: Yea...I wrote mine@UDSS by 13:00pm. I rep history and international studies and according to the arrangement of students, I scored d highest UTME score among all d history aspirants <250>. I was also d 1st to finish in d entire UDSS centre, afternoon session. I got back 2 lagos around 1am. ASAKEL, I was d cute dude who accosted U @ d UDSS main gate. SO D MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION IS WHEN WILL D SCORE ND D LIST BE OUT?

Lol! Remember vividly. 9'ce
U kon run go houz sharp sharp. Na plane u use com ni? Lol!
Congratulations bwo in advance. We'll make it.