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Mcslize: so, what score are u expecting for ur screening test? Just the screening test without the aggregate.

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STORM2: Hey guys! Come and gist us how the exam was na...how far?
Welcome to uniben jare...u don make am already.

Ami oooooo Jesu.

The exam sweet soté i dey lick finger.
Lol!
Sucex is ours o.

Profemmy001: I'm doyn history/international studies. If UDSS z ur center, whem z ur tyme? Mine z 1pm

Yeah! Same time
13:00pm
Goin 4 Eng/Lit.

Pls b4 u enta d hall. Try 2 pray.
God help us all.
Amen!

I decree....The exam we write 2day, we shall write it no more.

Profemmy001: Waow, As now, i'm@Hall 3, Block B nd doze guys juz dy up dy shout. My host says dah's hw they do "arrowing". My Exam time is 1:00pm and center is Uni Dem. Sec. Sch, Block B, Room5. Who else is in d same center as mine?

Yeah! UDSS
What course?

The exam we see 2moro.....We shall see it no more.


AMEN!

Michael Sokoto: Inside VC's office

Michael Sokoto: sir pls, hw d exam gor be na?

VC: Hw is it suppose 2 be? Don't u read?

Michael Sokoto: We don read tire, just come remind u say na we-we 4 d same area oo.

VC: *picks fone 2 dial security*

Michael Sokoto: *jumps window fly comot*

VC: Haaa....otondo. *jumps window and goes after him* I was jes calling ma youngest daughter.

Guy eyes don red.

Abeg na who dey go Rhema?

bright007: Oh my!warm welcome to all jambites coming for post utme in uniben.i wish you success.If you need a conducive and secured place to stay,call me on 08164685979

Hmmmmn! I'll call u huh.
:-)

Omo guys dey jack 4 here o.
Make i kuku join dem.

sylvalord: lmao.. U jst dey start.. Me wey don dey here since nko?

Lol! U s'poz don freeze by naw. :-)

A very good morning in diz cold Benin City.

Cold wan finis man pikin last nite 4 here o. Tchaii

Yesso! Asakel z here.
Na Hall 3 Block A man dey lodge o.
Will be checkin ma centre 2mao.
*Cheers*

Jes stopp'd in Oré 4 our meal.
En route Benin City

STORM2: HAVE A SAFE JOURNEY TO BENIN AND BACK. WISHING ALL OF YOU SUCCESS IN UR PUTME EXAMS. THE LORD WILL KEEP YOU AND REWARD YOUR HARD WORK WITH SUCCESS IN JESUS NAME AMEN!!!!
Please remember to be calm in the hall. You have prepared u cannot fail. Only success is what u will get. God be with u. Congrats in advance.

A very big amen dia.
Ayaf claim it.

Adex097: wish you journey mercy bro.

Amen bwoda.

sylvalord: safe journey my guy.. May ur plane not crash oo

Amen bwoda.

Have a confession 2 make.
On ma way 2 Benin City now.
Wish me safest journey.

Hmmm! Thief
Did i hear thief?
Pls let him or her step 4ward 4 an honourable slap.

Countdown to the d-day.
How manys days remainin?

sylvalord: Lol.. Ofcourse romeo wont need much food.. Jst give him juliet and he would take u anywhr in d world

Lol! Yeah ryt!
Bt if dem gang up leave go do lovey dovey.
OYO 4me.

Adex097: Won't you feed the horse?

I will.
Buh Romeo dozn't eat 2much. I'll jes drop him jare....b4 he gallop me inside bush 4 Oré

sylvalord: use leggedisbenz na

Lol! C diz wicked man o.
Leg gini.
Na sunday u wan make me reach?
Lol!

sylvalord: PRAISE THE LORD... The lord has helped me rectify the problem.. I av checked ma new centre.. Tank God oo.. And i also say a big THANK YOU to u guys for all ur efforts to help me.. may God reward all of us with admission this year IN JESUS NAME AMEN

Amin ooo.

sylvalord: lol.. U dream c horse?

Lol! Guy no get money 4 transport na. Owo dey blew me.

A vewi good morning ladies and gentlemen.

I say... If i use a horse, how many hours will it take me 4rm Lagos to Benin?
Pls dnt vex. I do hv a horse. Got it on ma 18th birthday.

I'm so so piss'd ryt now. Jes heard ma flight will be delay'd by 1day.
Hittin Benin on sat'day.
:-(

Michael Sokoto: Mine to VC's office heeey! I don enta one chance ni

Lol! Mickey...success in disvance..ehm sori in advance.
Hw far wit preparations na?

G'morning!
Still in Lag eooo.
Hittin Benin on saturday.
*cheers*

34hrs.30min to deadline.
Go register oo.