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Jokes EtcRe: Guess The Profession Of The Poster Above by Asakel(m): 7:30am On Oct 24, 2013
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EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:22am On Oct 24, 2013
Pokemon43: they are on sabatical even asakel he could not drop his sledge hammer for us to break some people's head as they don't want us to go to school.
Hmmmn!
Asakel and Sledgy hv bin around.
And Sledgy iz 4 auction.
Highest bidder grabs him.
*smiles* G'mornin!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:15am On Oct 24, 2013
Loveoyanx: Where are my people?where is oliseh.com(f)?papa jazinogold(m)? MrRomantic1(m)? Swagalord18(m)? karenkinky(f)? even mr Trafford(m)? Seun(m) my man nkor, demistry (m)? Asakel(m)a.k.a sledgy?, IVYKORAH(f)my dear Ivy? Mehlena(f)?what happened?pls come back home.
Hi.
*smiles*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 2:11pm On Oct 23, 2013
Hafternun here.
*smiles*
LiteratureRe: >>one Last Minute....<< by Asakel(m): 6:57pm On Oct 22, 2013
odizeey: sylva na swagless boy,na d ceo go like am
Lol!
CEO worst o
Except she be cougar lady.
LiteratureRe: >>one Last Minute....<< by Asakel(m): 4:22pm On Oct 22, 2013
WoW!
Nice prose fiction Mehlena.
And me z loving da "omniscient point ov view"
#le kudoz.
.
#next chapter o.
If Betty no c Daniel catch...add me abeg. Ah go gri 4 am.
Lol!
LiteratureRe: >>one Last Minute....<< by Asakel(m): 3:37pm On Oct 22, 2013
Aarh.aarhn!
U guys are wicked o.
So cinema open una nor fit call home boy like me.
Tis nat gud. God is watching in HD.
.
Ehn! Odizeey...ur head was dia jawe. If nor be u...how person go knw sey future writer dey our midst.
.
Mehlena....e be like sey we go collabo o.
Lols! Nice wan babe.
*continues...reading with goggles*
EducationRe: UNIABUJA Students Offer To Pay Lecturers by Asakel(m): 5:46pm On Oct 21, 2013
Ifa hear sey dem contribute money.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 4:58pm On Oct 21, 2013
Haapheeeee Burthdeey Romanticboy,
Long Life,
Remain Blessed.
.
Happy Birthday 4rm me and Sledgy.
*smiles*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 1:46pm On Oct 20, 2013
odizeey: I greet u all in d name of JESUS CHRIST
Greet u too.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 1:37pm On Oct 19, 2013
sylviagoldie: Asakel, d sledge hammerist sad, how are u and how was ur nite?
Sylviagoldie the.............ok....Me nite was gud dear.
*smiles*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:32am On Oct 19, 2013
sylviagoldie: Good morning everyone.....
Morning!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:26am On Oct 19, 2013
odizeey: i nor knw whr dstv office dey
Ah work wit dstv
Ah cld gv u 4 a cheaper price.
:-)
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:25am On Oct 19, 2013
I_am_Sylva: shocked

*faints*
Why wld i be surprised.
U've bin fainting lately.
Lol!
Make ah nor wake u up wif ma hama o.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:09am On Oct 19, 2013
Romanticboy1: yup! I modified my post! Check again
Ryt!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:04am On Oct 19, 2013
Romanticboy1: Too bad 4 university of accra,ghana!
They av jas 6depts in the faulty of arts

1-philosophy nd classics
2-linguistics
3-theatre arts
4-dance
5-fOL
6-Music
sad
Hmmmph!
Buh tis a gud tin 4 dem. They are nat under ASUU.
.
FOL - Zit Foreign Language?
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:01am On Oct 19, 2013
I_am_Sylva: then this strike will neva come to an endgrin
They say "lil dwops ov water makes a mighty ocean"
Jez believe and have faith.
The nxt millenium iz nat dat far.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 10:58am On Oct 19, 2013
Romanticboy1: shocked



chineke mieeee,grin
LMAO!
Diz ur chineke mee get swag.
Sound more lìke a scotish accent "chineke mae"
.
I'm saving.
U shld start saving too o.
Everyone shld start saving 4 ASUU.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 10:55am On Oct 19, 2013
Adnan Janujaz signs 5year deal.
#GGMU21
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 10:46am On Oct 19, 2013
Mehlena: not well oo buh wot can one do..
Sori dear.
*sad*
T'will end vewi soo ah pwomise.
I've bin saving #200 everyday since da beginning ov diz week.
I'm tired too....dats y ah wanna pay dem 4rm ma own pocket.
So #200 everyday until i've saved upto to 3trillion.
God Help Us.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 10:25am On Oct 19, 2013
I_am_Sylva: of course he will
Lol!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 10:18am On Oct 19, 2013
Adex097: [b]
grin

#following
Lol!
Izit clash ov da Titans
OR
Harry Potter vs Voldermort?
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 10:16am On Oct 19, 2013
I_am_Sylva: lol.. Buh nat boring
Lol!
I'd prefer boring.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 10:06am On Oct 19, 2013
Suavest_chic: Well, i didn't expect that i would be warmly welcomed.. But at least i made it clear in my first post that if i wasn't welcomed here, i should be told.. Y then r you pple making funny remarks about me being a wannabe? If thr's actually sum1 called suave here, then this is just a coincidence.. I'm not any1's prototype..
Or is it only 1 person that bears d nick suave?.. I'm sure thr are many suaves on nairaland

anyway i take it that this is just a way of telling me that i'm not needed here but i would appreciated it if you guys were direct..

Anyway i get the message and i am leaving.. Maybe not permanently, i will just go back to viewing as a guest as i used to before registering.


I thank you all 4 the time you wasted in replying the post of a rejection like me

and as 4 that guy that told me to"pls leave", i say a big thank you 4 being blunt
And i am telling u dats nat James Blunt.
.
U shldn't sulk on diz.
Whr did u write ur post ume? Which block? And wats ur scores?
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 10:03am On Oct 19, 2013
I_am_Sylva: quite damp here.. Urs?
Jez dry!!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 9:58am On Oct 19, 2013
Mehlena: yeah lol am doing great and u?
Me doin gallantly well dear.
*smiles*
How z ASUU treatin u over there?
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 9:56am On Oct 19, 2013
Saved With Amazing Grace . (SWAG)..
.
Dats meee!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 9:52am On Oct 19, 2013
I went to a cinema with Akpos, on getting to the
cinema we saw a bald guy, I showed the
guy to Akpos and said "Look at fresh head, this one is good to slap, but I'm afraid of the
guy's face". Akpos then said to me "Ofego, you fear
a lot, I will slap that head and nothing will happen".
I dared him to do it and he went to where the guy
was sitting and gave him a HOT SLAP on
his head. The guy was surprised, and wanted to react, then Akpos said "Bros Ofego, so you
are here, and we have been looking for you at
home!" The guy responded "I'm not Bros Ofego,
maybe we look alike", Akpos murmured
"maybe."After some minutes In the cinema, Akpos
called me again and said "Ofego, I will slap that guy again and nothing will happen." I
answered"ok" He went to the guy, gave him a hot
slap and said "Bros Ofego stop lying, I say na u be
dis..."
The guy said to him angrily "I'm not Bros Ofego,
please, let me be". The guy then left that seat and went to the front seat. After some
minutes Akpos called me and said "Ofego, I will
slap that guy again and nothing
will happen." This time i told him that "if
anythinghappens, I will pretend I don't know him."
He stood up, went to the front seat, gave the guy a very hot slap and said "Bros Ofego, so na
here you dey, I come dey slap another person for
back!"
*Do you think Akpos will go scot-free again?
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 9:46am On Oct 19, 2013
I_am_Sylva: Morning asakel.. Sowie i left u on 2go yesterday.. I sleep off
Lol!
If u hadn't....ah wld hv bwokin da conversation cos me ba3 was around 8%.
How z da morning bwo?
*smiles*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 9:44am On Oct 19, 2013
Michael wid u stop poking me on FB.
See scratches all o'er me.
Seems u nid sledgy ehn.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 9:39am On Oct 19, 2013
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 9:38am On Oct 19, 2013
Mickey7: go back into oblivion from whence thou sprung *lifts wand*
U dun dey form Harry Potter abi?

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