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Pokemon43: they are on sabatical even asakel he could not drop his sledge hammer for us to break some people's head as they don't want us to go to school.Hmmmn! Asakel and Sledgy hv bin around. And Sledgy iz 4 auction. Highest bidder grabs him. *smiles* G'mornin! |
Loveoyanx: Where are my people?where is oliseh.com(f)?papa jazinogold(m)? MrRomantic1(m)? Swagalord18(m)? karenkinky(f)? even mr Trafford(m)? Seun(m) my man nkor, demistry (m)? Asakel(m)a.k.a sledgy?, IVYKORAH(f)my dear Ivy? Mehlena(f)?what happened?pls come back home.Hi. *smiles* |
Hafternun here. *smiles* |
odizeey: sylva na swagless boy,na d ceo go like amLol! CEO worst o Except she be cougar lady. |
WoW! Nice prose fiction Mehlena. And me z loving da "omniscient point ov view" #le kudoz. . #next chapter o. If Betty no c Daniel catch...add me abeg. Ah go gri 4 am. Lol! |
Aarh.aarhn! U guys are wicked o. So cinema open una nor fit call home boy like me. Tis nat gud. God is watching in HD. . Ehn! Odizeey...ur head was dia jawe. If nor be u...how person go knw sey future writer dey our midst. . Mehlena....e be like sey we go collabo o. Lols! Nice wan babe. *continues...reading with goggles* |
Ifa hear sey dem contribute money. |
Haapheeeee Burthdeey Romanticboy, Long Life, Remain Blessed. . Happy Birthday 4rm me and Sledgy. *smiles* |
odizeey: I greet u all in d name of JESUS CHRISTGreet u too. |
sylviagoldie: Asakel, d sledge hammeristSylviagoldie the.............ok....Me nite was gud dear. *smiles* |
sylviagoldie: Good morning everyone.....Morning! |
odizeey: i nor knw whr dstv office deyAh work wit dstv Ah cld gv u 4 a cheaper price. :-) |
I_am_Sylva:Why wld i be surprised. U've bin fainting lately. Lol! Make ah nor wake u up wif ma hama o. |
Romanticboy1: yup! I modified my post! Check againRyt! |
Romanticboy1: Too bad 4 university of accra,ghana!Hmmmph! Buh tis a gud tin 4 dem. They are nat under ASUU. . FOL - Zit Foreign Language? |
I_am_Sylva: then this strike will neva come to an endThey say "lil dwops ov water makes a mighty ocean" Jez believe and have faith. The nxt millenium iz nat dat far. |
Romanticboy1:LMAO! Diz ur chineke mee get swag. Sound more lìke a scotish accent "chineke mae" . I'm saving. U shld start saving too o. Everyone shld start saving 4 ASUU. |
Adnan Janujaz signs 5year deal. #GGMU21 |
Mehlena: not well oo buh wot can one do..Sori dear. *sad* T'will end vewi soo ah pwomise. I've bin saving #200 everyday since da beginning ov diz week. I'm tired too....dats y ah wanna pay dem 4rm ma own pocket. So #200 everyday until i've saved upto to 3trillion. God Help Us. |
I_am_Sylva: of course he willLol! |
I_am_Sylva: lol.. Buh nat boringLol! I'd prefer boring. |
Suavest_chic: Well, i didn't expect that i would be warmly welcomed.. But at least i made it clear in my first post that if i wasn't welcomed here, i should be told.. Y then r you pple making funny remarks about me being a wannabe? If thr's actually sum1 called suave here, then this is just a coincidence.. I'm not any1's prototype..And i am telling u dats nat James Blunt. . U shldn't sulk on diz. Whr did u write ur post ume? Which block? And wats ur scores? |
I_am_Sylva: quite damp here.. Urs?Jez dry!! |
Mehlena: yeah lol am doing great and u?Me doin gallantly well dear. *smiles* How z ASUU treatin u over there? |
Saved With Amazing Grace . (SWAG).. . Dats meee! |
I went to a cinema with Akpos, on getting to the cinema we saw a bald guy, I showed the guy to Akpos and said "Look at fresh head, this one is good to slap, but I'm afraid of the guy's face". Akpos then said to me "Ofego, you fear a lot, I will slap that head and nothing will happen". I dared him to do it and he went to where the guy was sitting and gave him a HOT SLAP on his head. The guy was surprised, and wanted to react, then Akpos said "Bros Ofego, so you are here, and we have been looking for you at home!" The guy responded "I'm not Bros Ofego, maybe we look alike", Akpos murmured "maybe."After some minutes In the cinema, Akpos called me again and said "Ofego, I will slap that guy again and nothing will happen." I answered"ok" He went to the guy, gave him a hot slap and said "Bros Ofego stop lying, I say na u be dis..." The guy said to him angrily "I'm not Bros Ofego, please, let me be". The guy then left that seat and went to the front seat. After some minutes Akpos called me and said "Ofego, I will slap that guy again and nothing will happen." This time i told him that "if anythinghappens, I will pretend I don't know him." He stood up, went to the front seat, gave the guy a very hot slap and said "Bros Ofego, so na here you dey, I come dey slap another person for back!" *Do you think Akpos will go scot-free again? |
I_am_Sylva: Morning asakel.. Sowie i left u on 2go yesterday.. I sleep offLol! If u hadn't....ah wld hv bwokin da conversation cos me ba3 was around 8%. How z da morning bwo? *smiles* |
Michael wid u stop poking me on FB. See scratches all o'er me. Seems u nid sledgy ehn. |
Adex097: Ghostie =asakel#ME TWO# . Maybe tiz ma clown. |
Mickey7: go back into oblivion from whence thou sprung *lifts wand*U dun dey form Harry Potter abi? |
, how are u and how was ur nite?