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tsleazy: ASAKEL this guy needs to taste ur sledgehammer...pls borrow it to me

Sledgy don dey ghost mode.
Lol!

GreatAustin: I have been crying since morning becoz i lost my loving adorable Nephew..

So so sori Austin
May his soul RIP
So sorry.
:-(

Hello Uniben Direct Entry Peeps.

Hey Kerny u bin admitted?

kelzabel: Lol...which year him come dae?

Na infant im be o.
Inshut e nvr reach infant
Na embryo wey nvr mature
:-)

Sermwell: guy neva para till u cum; I be law student but I do sum eng courses 4 100L; d course na die my broda; u go read novels so tey novels go cum dey read u; my babe wey dey eng don para tire! Abeg prepare and pray 2 God b4 u cum o cuz d course no be beans o! I greet u... E be like say na law u apply 4 dem cum give u eng abi?

Guy me cool down chose am durin post ume.
Na ma main course.
:-)

kelzabel: Hey boss wats d level?u being in final year medicine n surgrey means I shud knw u....I'm sure u shud knw mikel orhue...wats d name pls?

Ifa hear sey im day final year.
Lol!

Abeg o.
Any literary guru here?
Me got admitted into Eng/Lit and ah wan know wetin to face and wetin go face me.
Cos ah dey para ghaan
Ma blood dey hot.
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Any Eng/Lit?
*smiles*

Sermwell: na so my broda! Our girls 4 my faculty 2 dey give fake names

U know all diz gurls get..
1sn Name
Last Name
Local Name
Foreign Name.
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So maybe na da foreign wan she dy tell p'ple.
"Amanda"

Sermwell: abeg bros no just mind dat girl o; her name is onose; amanda ko. Lambogini ni!

Lol!
Lambogini...
Nice wan

Na wa o
See prayers left and ryt.
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Nobody tok sey "May all da uniben babes (xcept M'lady) pursue u to ur death"
Da wan 4 bera.
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Anyways Slittery Sluttering Sat'day
Lets Get Jiggy
Hap'Weekend
*smiles*

Goo'morning o.
Still trecking.
Pg. 1179

I_am_Sylva: wait a min.. How on earth is that possible.. Whch woman's womb can carry a 84 years old man?

Lol!
He was born a baby
A vewi vewi old bady.
Imagine a baby...84yrs

Abeg if any ov una see Joey Barton
Make una tellam sey im dey mad.

Mbahchiboy: OBOY DIS UR animal question na google get am ni ooo

Peregrine
Sail Fish
Cheetah
Kangaroo
Ostrich

Beezally: Gud morning guys just thought ℓ̊ should ask this questions
ℓ̊ will be more than grateful if you all should answer
Can u imagine ur first lecture in uniben
1.Will u be dressed in ur best so people can envy aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ wish they were u
2.Will u carry enof books to class
3.Will u go early to class or go late as a comfirm bad guy
3.Would u listen to ur lecturer during lectures
4.Would u toast a girl/boy or better still flirt in class
5.Would you sit in front to show u are the best student in ur department
6.Would u ping/chat in class
7.Would u make noise in class
8.would u ever want to be class rep
9.Would u borrow notes on the first day of lectures
10.Would u wear glasses so ur lecturer will knw u a good
student


Sha dat Day we shall know

Number 5.
Na back tinz o
Na dia gurus dey lodge.
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Buh when e comz to test and exams. Hehehe!
U don see me 4 front roll.

Asakel: Thiz iz #Guru's Lodge
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Arrange diz animals from the fastest to da slowest.
On top speed km/h
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SAIL FISH
CHEETAH
KANGAROO
OSTRICH
PEREGRINE FALCON

#Guru's Lodge doz nat answer diz
#Guru's Lodge iz scared.
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Answers comin shortly by da way.

exPLIcit7: @Adex it was a mistake I meant I presented I billi0n d0llars to him...
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Guy ken me and Affrey dey d0 our c0urt marriage today...driver Asakel get ready...
Adex go 0pen gate.

U jez love ma name

Adex097: really?? The boy is cute

Lol! Yup

Adex097: lol..food is ready? @10:07am ? ...hmmm..thanks anyway amor mio.
@ikj...abeg , bring ma cuban coffee.

Lol!

Thiz iz #Guru's Lodge
.
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Arrange diz animals from the fastest to da slowest.
On top speed km/h
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SAIL FISH
CHEETAH
KANGAROO
OSTRICH
PEREGRINE FALCON

Mbahchiboy: GURUZ LODGE!!.
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if 3 boys are running and d 3rd guy gaps d second guy.wat position is d 3rd guy??

E dey wer e dey noni

Ken excel: oboi d film go make brain o

Ah never watch am yet sha.
Na 2008 dem releaz da movie.
E win plenty awards die.
Best film , best actor , best sup actor etc

Adexie dat pix wey u post e resemble Benjamin Button ah swear.
Lol!

exPLIcit7: c dz guy 0...me d0n already talk to Affrey...she d0n gree...I d0n go c her papa b4 u...c wetin I buy.
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24 kegs of palm wine.
7 c0ws
3 private jets
1 billi0n d0llars
100 k0lanuts...al arrangement has been c0ncluded.
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Asakel n0 dey try us again...if 3 cats kil 3 rats in 3 minutes then 100 cats wil kil 100 rats in 3 minutes...

U 4get 10 i-pads 4d list

exPLIcit7: c dz guy 0...me d0n already talk to Affrey...she d0n gree...I d0n go c her papa b4 u...c wetin I buy.
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24 kegs of palm wine.
7 c0ws
3 private jets
1 billi0n d0llars
100 k0lanuts...al arrangement has been c0ncluded.
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Asakel n0 dey try us again...if 3 cats kil 3 rats in 3 minutes then 100 cats wil kil 100 rats in 3 minutes...

Why u kon deyPARA naw
Shey na b'cos rat full ur houz.
*in GEJ's voice* na wa o

#Guru's Lodge u're correct.
*smiles*

Ken excel: is he goin back or front?

Goin back
He was in reverse
He was born an old infant
84,83,82,81,80,79,78,77,76...and xo on
He grew up to be a young handsome man. Inshut vewi pwetty. B'cos na Bradd Pitt act dat part.
After dat....he was reducin in size and died an infant in the hands ov his lover.
Note. As he was growing he was gettin younger o

Thiz iz #Guru's Lodge
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If three cats kill three rats in three minutes, how
long will it
take hundred cats to kill hundred rats?
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#MATHEMATICAL
INTELLIGENCE.

exPLIcit7: guy 4get dat tin...u knw say u b d driver...u n0 fit bec0me d main guy...s0 d0 y0ur j0b wel...driver Asakel.

U go b'come main man na cos na cleaner u go do 4 her.
*smiles*

IKJ1000000: just lol coz it reminds me of my papa who claims 50yrs evry year,wetin b d title asakel

THE CURIOUS CASE OV BENJAMIN BUTTON.
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Born age 84, died 0yrs

Who iz here iv nat My Lady.
*smiles*