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Nairaland GeneralRe: Facts That Will Blow Your Mind by Asakel(m): 12:42pm On Oct 16, 2013
kunlesehan: The fastest animal on earth is a bird!

However, four of the five fastest land animals reside in Africa: the cheetah, the wildebeest, the
lion, and the Thomson’s gazelle. All of these animals can run at speeds above 50 miles per hour, with the cheetah reaching a top speed of about 70 miles per hour.
Yeah!
Da Peregrine Falcon (falco peregrinus)
Goes 300km/hr on a hunting stoop.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:52am On Oct 16, 2013
I_am_Sylva: hey asakel.. Good morning smiley
long tym.. R u on 2go? If yes, drop ur username.


And abt ghostie, when next he comes, i will relate with himwink
Yeah!
Asakel911
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 10:17am On Oct 16, 2013
odizeey: Riley n adex no lol pls
Lol!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 10:05am On Oct 16, 2013
sylviagoldie: Guess, ITS a "waka pass"...
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 9:19am On Oct 16, 2013
planetuzor: ***Walks into the Thread to observe what's happening**** then realized. "My Battle is being Fought for Me". .... "Thanks Guys"

#Leaves Immediately Dancing Alingo......
grin grin
**************
Before I leave I gat hail some Usernames Here:

Sir-Tunechi(m), "Resect for u"
odizeey(m), "Respect for u
japhsiano(m),
Droga dray(m),
Romanticboy1(m),
Sir Chides(m),
Mehlena
sigidporte(m),
Ghyft(f),

****
Nobody shld quote me o.. Ehen,

***Leaving d thread for Peace not for pieces!*****.

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-----------Oooo ---
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Though i walk through the vally of NL Uniben newly Admitted I fear no evil...
Who be diz wan?
EducationRe: University Of Benin Students (undergraduate/graduate) Chatroom by Asakel(m): 6:43am On Oct 16, 2013
I dreamt ASUU called off the strike. .
.
Buh don't know if FG pay dia money finish o.
Jokes EtcRe: Guess The Profession Of The Poster Above by Asakel(m): 6:41am On Oct 16, 2013
Ghost Chaser
Nairaland GeneralRe: Facts That Will Blow Your Mind by Asakel(m): 6:39am On Oct 16, 2013
Ghyft: A-sixteen year old boy was discovered in a cave sumtym ago bounded in chains in both hands and legs and it was discovered dat he's neva sen light,evry nyt,d man who supposedly kept him dere brought him food to eat.He has neva seen d face of any oda person,he couldn't crawl,couldn't stand,couldn't properly make use of his muscles,all in all,he wasn't normal.Few days afta he was discovered,he was murdered,perhaps by d man who used him as a case study............my point,dose instincts we think of as normal such as walking are far from it.....if u dnt make use of parts of ur body,i.e if u dnt vigourously make use of d tins u ave,u are likely to b incapacitated......gud morning fellas
Wait wait wait...
The TINS we have?
Yeekpa!
I've never used mine o.
.
Buh nah shakin sha Baba God iz wif me.
.
True talk anyway.
*smiles*
EducationRe: UNIBEN Direct Entry 2013/2014 by Asakel(m): 6:33am On Oct 16, 2013
planetuzor: ******Wash uniform in the morning, squeeze with a towel, iron it and then wear it 2 school. . RT if you did this then*****



if u did this click like.. nor lie ooooo
Did u jez say we shld RT?
.
:-/
Didn't know NAIRALAND dey RT o
9'ce.
EducationRe: UNIBEN Direct Entry 2013/2014 by Asakel(m): 6:30am On Oct 16, 2013
Naldogen: I wud av guessed that all d admsn list wud be uploaded by 2mao or latest b4 ds week runs out,but dea doesn't seem to be any hope as regard ds ASUU STRIKE. Is Uniben afraid to upload their admsn list on kofa? After all,several other schools including Unilag uploaded theirs even b4 jamb updated their site for d '2013 check admsn status'.what a dismal ! dismal !!
Tot t'was bismal bismal.
Lol!
LiteratureRe: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by Asakel(m): 6:20am On Oct 16, 2013
OMA4U: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone pg. 38
Wow
Nice
Nairaland GeneralRe: Facts That Will Blow Your Mind by Asakel(m): 5:27am On Oct 16, 2013
And the cheetah iz nat even da fastest animal on Earth.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 5:21am On Oct 16, 2013
Pokemon43: Good morning friends
Morning ma'am
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 5:16am On Oct 16, 2013
I_am_Sylva: Viewing this topic:
i_am_sylva and 1 guest(s)



hmm.. This must be the ghostie asakel has been talking about
*quietly withdraws 4rm thread*
Lol!
Ghostie show'd up..??
Oooh....ah miss Ghostie wella. Nawadays me don't stay long on da thread anymore. And when ah return...t'wil 15 more added pages.
How u Sylva?
Long time nah chat.
.
And pls wheneva u see Ghostie......he z a good friend. He luvs meeting new friends.
U knw vewi good friends dnt cm by diz days.
Lol!
Have a terrific day ahead bwo.
*smiles*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:57pm On Oct 15, 2013
duchessdeb: c.s.o's approval, duly noted. Course offered, english nd literary studies
Hmmmn!
Welcome aboard miss.
Welcome to HEAVEN
*smiles*
Nairaland GeneralRe: Facts That Will Blow Your Mind by Asakel(m): 7:36am On Oct 15, 2013
kunlesehan: An ant always falls over on its right side when
intoxicated.
And they never sleep.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Facts That Will Blow Your Mind by Asakel(m): 7:32am On Oct 15, 2013
kunlesehan: Showering together in most cases leads to sex.
Hmmmn!
Diz wan is stwong
EducationRe: UNIBEN Direct Entry 2013/2014 by Asakel(m): 7:22am On Oct 15, 2013
GreatAustin: i accept your condolence. May God stand by u when u need him most and when u don't even need him... To Temicare, nony, osibella, lamuel, planetuzor, asakel, ablejoe, humbleservant,odizeey, guestc, handzome4u, danox, jenni angel, graceucthei, kristiirians, storm to mention bt a few may God give ur need and want... U will not experience timely death, not grave for ur compound dis year Amen.
A very BIG AMEN bwo.
EducationRe: University Of Benin Students (undergraduate/graduate) Chatroom by Asakel(m): 7:15am On Oct 15, 2013
HAPPY EID EL MUBARAK.
EducationRe: University Of Benin Students (undergraduate/graduate) Chatroom by Asakel(m): 7:14am On Oct 15, 2013
Sermwell: woooo! So she didn't tell u 2 begin wit urself? Its a pity! But u shud av understood her beta na if u were not a dunce! U really need 2 get a life o if not ehn....I reserve my comment
Easy bwo!
EducationRe: University Of Benin Students (undergraduate/graduate) Chatroom by Asakel(m): 7:05am On Oct 15, 2013
jazinogold: m disappointed! so sad!
Sowi boss
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 6:58am On Oct 15, 2013
A vewi rainy cold morning here.
.
Goo'Morning!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 6:14am On Oct 15, 2013
Ken excel: it can neva be euphemism cox it talks abt usin a pleasant word or statement to represent sth unpleasant....
Like sayin her mum is an environmental engineer...wen u check d meanin of such it refers to dose ppl dat do sweep d road..
And oxymoron talks abt two contradictin words..
Yeah! And two contradictin words placed syd by syd.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 4:16pm On Oct 13, 2013
odizeey: Den don ban explicit o
Hehe!
That Isak Noton guy.
God dun catch am.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 4:13pm On Oct 13, 2013
odizeey: Emenike for ASUU prsident
Lol!
True Talk
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 4:12pm On Oct 13, 2013
odizeey: Riley u don start again o. My own b say y sylva go dey comot ppl name for dat place.

N na affrey he con use tk replace d person.
Hall ov Fame
Lol
SMH
.
Are u guys shittin me or what
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 1:55pm On Oct 13, 2013
Goooooaaaal!!!
Ethiopia 0-4 Nigeria
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 1:48pm On Oct 13, 2013
jazinogold: body dy insyd cloth....hope everybody they co-ordinate? unlyk sermwell 4 d oda thread?
Lol!
Da guy wey get extra large head.
EducationRe: University Of Benin Students (undergraduate/graduate) Chatroom by Asakel(m): 9:11am On Oct 13, 2013
Sermwell: so u haven't cum bak 2 ur senses? So u tink every 1 is a street urchin like u? Well, just go get a life nd stop being melancholic! Isi azu like u
Plz o.
Nat ishi azu o
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 8:13am On Oct 13, 2013
Metaphycist: 100lvl...English n Literature student,we rockd lst yr's thread 2geda
Wait o..
Eghosa Gravity na Uniben e dey?
I use to hear dat guy call a radio station here in Lah. #brila fm
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 8:11am On Oct 13, 2013
Affrey: Adex and asakel.IMT
Wats IMT?
Asakel iz here o.
*smiles*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 8:06am On Oct 13, 2013
karenkinky: Where is Adex,Asakel and Trafford?

*checking the fridge*
Woh!
They will check 4u in the fridge o.

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