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PoliticsRe: Police Are Arresting People Wearing A Fashion Brand Inscribed "police" T-shirt by asas(f): 10:43pm On Apr 06, 2010
bloody idiots wen dey can arrest u for not giving them money
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Gentlemens Club.....you are all welcome. by asas(f): 12:57pm On Apr 06, 2010
kinda boring
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Gentlemens Club.....you are all welcome. by asas(f): 1:12am On Apr 06, 2010
thanx
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Gentlemens Club.....you are all welcome. by asas(f): 1:07am On Apr 06, 2010
can i av a cocktail pls
FamilyRe: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by asas(f): 7:45pm On Apr 05, 2010
after playin in da sand all my mum wld come out and say we should all bath outside b4 entering d house
i used to be so shy been d only girl with 3boys but nufin do me wld bath outside and run into d house

wen i used to be so naughty myself and my mum wld be running round the house. and she wld chase me with kobobo
FamilyRe: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by asas(f): 6:56pm On Apr 05, 2010
davidylan:
Scenario - NEPA takes light (as usual at night), dad requests 2 mats spread outside where we sit together and eat dinner.

Later . . .

Dad: Son take a look at the sky, what do you see?
Me: The moon eh, is that where all angels are?
Dad: Yeah, America is there too.
Me: Really? So aunty lives in the sky?
Dad: Sure, someday you will go there too

I spend the next few weeks packing my stuff for the trip to the sky.
lwkmd lawd packin ur stuff to go to d moon lmao lololol
FamilyRe: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by asas(f): 6:33pm On Apr 05, 2010
long list even till now still hilarous

mum; ur father is tiger woods
FamilyRe: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by asas(f): 4:37pm On Apr 05, 2010
d new cook resumed work
dad, wat are goin to speak today hausa or english
cook, we r goin to speak hausa today
dad, ok if u speak english to me we wld enter the same trouser,


dad walks in and sees mum and children gisting concluded we r conspiring on how to steal his money

mum, ur daddy is disturbin wanting to ride okada evrytime ha me am tired oh daddy follows her and says come back oh lets finish lololol
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Hello London! by asas(f): 3:07am On Apr 05, 2010
yes i am
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Hello London! by asas(f): 3:01am On Apr 05, 2010
luizworld:
OK ma, sorry for derailing the thread grin
hello mr just makin a suggestion hia
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Hello London! by asas(f): 2:54am On Apr 05, 2010
lol fitness ke

parry parry dere s nufin like sitting down and downing the alcohol mehn and having friends around were do u lot wanna go at dis time
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Hello London! by asas(f): 1:05am On Apr 05, 2010
Pweety4me:
Y must it be a girl?
answer
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: *****Annual Summer Bbq Meet Up! Please Register Your Interest***** by asas(f): 12:39am On Apr 05, 2010
troxy is too big, is it gonna be like a party thingy,

summer bbq like a park or somefink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by asas(f): 11:45pm On Apr 04, 2010
november 15th
RomanceRe: Ugly Girls Way More Likely To Cheat Than Cute Ones by asas(f): 11:54pm On Mar 31, 2010
rotflmaoooooooo its not only ugly gurls even beauriful girls cheat hahahahahhahahahah
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by asas(f): 9:44pm On Mar 31, 2010
smile 112
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal vs Barcelona [2 - 2]on Wed, 31st; 7.45pm by asas(f): 9:34pm On Mar 31, 2010
its 2-2 now 91 mins 30 secs
RomanceRe: Vero's Ladies Bar by asas(f): 10:33pm On Mar 16, 2010
can i av 6 shots of tequila pls with lime and salt
RomanceRe: Sexiest Pose Pic Ever: Lol! by asas(f): 10:27pm On Mar 16, 2010
his come get him his waiting
RomanceRe: Is It Proper? by asas(f): 8:50pm On Mar 16, 2010
sexual harassment na wa oh
TV/MoviesRe: 7 Reasons Why Home Videos Should Be Banned! by asas(f): 8:22pm On Mar 16, 2010
is camera phone they use to record now
RomanceRe: Sexiest Pose Pic Ever: Lol! by asas(f): 1:13pm On Mar 15, 2010
nigeria s next top model male version
TV/MoviesRe: Whats Your All-time Favorite Tv Series? by asas(f): 1:05pm On Mar 15, 2010
CHARMED
UGLY BETTY
PRISON BREAK
DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
TWO AND HALF MEN
BROTHERS & SISTERS
FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR
MY WIFE AND KIDS
ONE TREE HILL
FRIENDS
SCRUBS
SOUTH PARK
GILMORE GIRLS
EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS 
FAMILY GUY
AMERICAN DAD
I LOVE NEW YORK
FROM GS TO GENTS  AND A WHOLE LOT MORE

BACK THEN RICH ALSO CRY
SECRETS OF THE SAND (RAQUEL AND RUTH)
MARIA DE LASANGLES I CANT SPELL IT
CHECKMATE
FORTUNES
SUPER FORCE
SLEDGE HAMMER
JAKE AND THE FAT MAN AND ALOT MORE DAT I CANT REMEMBER

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