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u need to be flogged seriously

until he said he wanted to av anal sex

got a personal experience in nursery my teacher used to make my class mates laf @ me cuz i was left handed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Koz393gAwjQ

any song by  boyz II men ,jagged edge or joe fine for me

and i get d air freshener cuz yorke 's fart stinkssss phewww

thief

thief

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]Took my mom's Car keys to school as a way of punishing her.[/color]

lolololol u wicked oh

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ayettymama:
prob not unno the naija girls in uk have plenty stories!!

my friend even told a dude she no get papers and she cant work so the dude will be payin her monthly

the cow was born here!!!lol

lol, i av heard a few yea but dis one is beyond me her own mother, i av a friend yea whose mum told her she dont want her in her house oh dat she off age to look after herself,
anyways pple got different things i no some pple are not finding it easy in d uk but jeezz man i rest my case

hahha who dint watch wrestling as a child !!!!!after d whole show my wld go into d room and start wrestling with my brothers d bed used used to be d ring ,

dem coke cola adverts my brother wld run to d kitchen to get cup so he cld get coke from d tv but wen it saw he wasnt getting any coke he decided to hit d tv with his cup luckily nufin happened to d tv,

anytime our takes us out my brother puts his head outta d car and he was always screaming obalende obalende obalende come in with ur change d boy was abt 3 or 4

na wa oh women dis women dat men also are heartbreakers users and deceivers,

yes i do @rokiatu

depends atimes read books,newspapers, law journals ,i carrry my laptop,live d toilet door opened so i cld watch tv or talk on d phone

na wa oh dis is serious are u sure she s telling d whole story ,

what s a man to do --- usher

you also daft for giving as well

For those stranded in the UK, the federal government of Nigeria has advised the following routes to get home
‎​1. Take the eurostar to france
2. Enter bus to spain
3. Sail (or swim) to morocco,
4. Then fly to lagos,

cougar town

drop dead diva

two and d half men

south park

brothers and sisters

the good wife

family guy

american dad

cleveland show

R u guys for real, advancing into jazz

we had dem swing and slides at home so weneva nepa strikes we run out to go swing dis day my dad mechanic came to d house to fix d car he decided to go sit on d swing being a child den i den marked d swing and any one who sits dere is goin to be realife mechanic she every body avoid dat particular swing,


i saw my parents making love dint no wat was goin on i thot daddy was biting mummy i went to call every body in the house oh dat daddy is beating mummy come and save her before he kills her omo dat day beat the leaving daylight out of me

climb d cupboard and carry a whole bottle of phenegan syrup and drink,

den non alcohol wine we called it baby wine my baby brother den he was i fink 6 or 7 took one and the half bottle of wine and slept for almost a day and he actually taught he drank baby wine

was a tomboy as well chei d way we pulled crazy stunts until one day i fell into cacutus plant and my brothers bike broke into 2,

used play football so much until one fateful day our stupid house boi decided to fire one wicked hot shot like dat to my chest and i had just started growing breast painful cant even describe since den not even tried playin ball till date

my brother used to suck his finger my dad wld ask him wats in dis finger ur sucking d boi wld say honey or sugar, and also as if the boi nos wen his goin fall down he wldnt let let dat particular finger touch the ground

some visitors wen dey come visiting our parents if we dont like dem we hide their shoes or put excessive salt and pepper in their food or lie to our folks dere s nufin in the house

tasty in woolwich heard dat place is headquarters for yahoo yahoo boys @sauron

to God be the glory watch out for part 2