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i think al mustapha should expose secrets Nigerians don't know and all the private files in his possession. why does have to be d fall guy, we all no d killers of bola ige and funsho williams till tomorow dey havent convicted anyone jeeez nigerian shine ur eyes

badluck jonaharam

Slapping her was wrong though he could have asked her what she meant instead of giving her a hot slap

did u brush dis morning dat wat i wld ask , or offer the person chewing gum or anything minty

PAGAN 9JA:
why would i marry Yoruba woman I am Hausa and marry only Hausa woman.

LOL

poster i dunno y u wasting time hire pple to remove d roof of the house and see if dey wld stay

Sagamite:
How many private jets does your pastor have?

which pastor o

r231:
Did he say God is a Game

wow

i heard him say God is a game, Dr sign Fireman pls wat kinda name is dat,
with his yellow cars and bodyguards y all dat makes me wonder

u guys are so some how some say its jealousy but money can really blind pple poster dont report ur bro to efcc , call him and talk to him or speak to ur family and explain wats happening, with wats left u guys cud start up something to help d family, cuz if ur brother gets into trouble all dem pple dat enjoyed with wld leave him to dance to d music, in my opinion oh just av a talk wiv him and advice him dats all

lindabon:
mine was always "looking for sympathy" and demanding for one favour or the other; either he was begging for a new phone, or ipad, or a calling card, or to order pizza or chinese for him, or money to cut his hair etc etc .Woah! and i thought women were the beggars! 
Coupled with he was terrible in 
Yeah, and the relationship ended after 2 and a half months. 
Gave testimony in church and thanked God for taking that baggage away from my life! [s]Spoke in parables so the church people didn't really get the gist[/s]
Literally , Love almost blinded me completely I SWEAR! I thank God for his divine grace!  

was a liability found out he was a babydaddy and was still lyin through his teeth kmt he dint money but wanted to b wearing designer things begger with choice i had to free it abeg

SHABZ:
@asas,
u just spoilt my day.lol. i tot i heard the best childhood playing career until u stepped in,  loved doudous n rubber band wars like madddddd!!!!

sry i spoilt your day but its all good lololol

drive tyre i loved it too my father dint used to allow us even to play outside was wahala we sha waited wen his at work but wen hear his car horn we all disappear,
bicycle riding with some serious stunts
somersalt from double bunks
fashion parade, change ur style another one change ur style
paper fan made wit paper and broom stick
dancing around chairs durin parties
wrestling

some games without names

stand still
green light red light
dundoss when u sitting down u av to say dundoss or else u get a very hot slap on ur lap
ten ten
tinko tinko
who stole d meat from d cookin pot
x and o
name animal place or thing
suwe
stop
rubber band war
table soccer
police and thief
mr macaroni riding on a bicycle,
ludo
snake and ladder
catcher
super nintedo, street fighter and super mario d list is endless

poster got it right , next sales lwkmd lmao, so tru abt talkin on d fone

atleast no silly broadcast and no PINGS back to d old fashion way calls and sms no biggie

Joe- impossible


Intro
OOoo
Ohh!!
I cant do it this time im sorry
I tried

Verse1:
Girl i am taking care of you so far so good
And you will never have to worry just stay with me
Girl ill die save your life
I would
Whatever in a man-chine or in the hood
this is how we are vowel to remain
Now the times are harder than they ever been
So close to through and the towel in
I need you to appreciate What Im doing for you
what is trying when I am givin you my all

Chorus
Nothing left at all
what do you want
What is winning when I've giving you my soul
My heart of gold is your
You want me to do
Do the impossible
Do the impossible
Girl Ive done everthing to be just a man
I can’t
do the impossible
Do the impossible
I know that I tell you that I am
But I am not superman

Verse2:
Not to contradict myself that i can provide
But the fight is tough when your opponent is tied
Baby why you lookin foul now
The struggle will prevail now
But sometimes we need just to wait it out
But I need you not to dough me not no more
Just stay calm and look cute and show some poise
And Baby if we happened to strike out
there is always another round
Don’t doubt (what is trying when im giving you my all)

Chorus
Nothing left at all
what do you want
What is winning when I've giving you my soul
My heart of gold is your
You want me to do
Do the impossible
Do the impossible
Girl Ive done everthing to be just a man
I can’t
Do the impossible
Do the impossible
I know that I tell you that I am
But I am not superman

Bridge:
Can a person really go to God himself
To ask him to grant your wish
Either way you lose
cause I may not come back with it
Hope you see that I am willing to give my life for you
Baby girl I shouldn’t have to
But I really want to me your demands (your superman)
wanna be your superman

Chorus
You want me to do
Do the impossible
Do the impossible
Girl Ive done everthing to be just a man
I can’t
Do the impossible
Do the impossible
I know that I tell you that I am
But I am not superman

set of blind pple el rufai wld sell of nigeria

i laf in chinese na wa nigeria na wa o

sexkillz:
Sorry Dear! Could you be a little Coherent & Comprehensible? This Gibberish is bringing tears to my eyes!

look away

@ naija dey 2 different stories. How can monkey get a girl pregnant d monki bit d gate man on his thing
And d maid got pregnant by her bf years later
a

2005 summer shoppin with my parents i so used to love french connection bleep aka F C U K came out from one of dem shops next thing my mum said are we goin to F U C K she thot d man infront of us was my dad not knowing it was some stranger was like mummy now ha, d woman dint send oo wen she realized my dad had walked far she kept quiet she saw her husband and said mu shiga chiki bleep dat is lets enter French connection cud help it my brothers and i kept lafin



as a child my friends used to hate coming to my house back den cuz we had loads of animals and dey used to talk abt it alot especially wen the d monki bit one of d gate men on his joystick and d ostrich kicked another in d eye smh i blame my father

then a house maid got pregnant and went for abortion which went wrong my mum saw her bleedin in her rooom and rushed her to d hospital den came back home ,some funny policeman was in d house dat day d next day we were all suprised tho and sitting outside wit d parents d next thing dat came out of d policeman 's mouth was wen all dis small small girls see big big prick, popsi looked at d man like infront of d kids he den said sorry sir him just dey talk him mind i cudnt stay i just had to leave

dammytex:
^^
Yes she went to QC

I was there too.

lmao who asked u

Cuddlemii:
My most embarrassing moment was in secondary school. I was in boarding house in SS3. There is one place called slabs beside the dormitories & sick bay, it was meant for students to take water for their medications & prohibited for other use. It had several taps & a sink like stuff you can place your soap, detergent, buckets etc. So we some daring senior girls used to go there to bath as it was spacious, neat and all. But we bath very early oh. I woke up late one morning then & I had a test or so, I had to be in class. I couldn't bath in the domatory's bathroom because of irritation cos I used to form butty then. I went to the slabs like 7am or so. I was bathing O. I was the only one there, I think I met girls there or they had finished or did rushing.i.e. rub & shine. So when girls or workers passed, I will bend  and hide and all. When I was done, in the course of fretting my towel fell into dirty water & was soaked. Jesus, in my school then once you pick up a dirty towel & tie it round, you are a pig, my rep. Time was running out, my unclothedness.

Students were already all over cos of breakfast & day students were already arriving and my hostel was far away at the back, last floor. I will call junior girls to go to my room & tell them whats up, they would stylishly bring their friends & laugh. My hands could not cover everything na, I was close to tears. And could enter into trouble. People were laughing & falling on the floor. It was later my bonky came to my rescue after giving the whole school a show. Thank God it was an only girl school. When I entered my room, whispers here & there, when they step out, it was laughter time.

did u go to QC

i miss u -boyz 2 men
4seasons of loneliness-boyz 2 men
dats how strong my love is -alicia keys
butterfly- mariah carey
one more day new edition
i gotta be -jagged edge
my angel-bobby v
everytime u go away -brian mcknight
circle- marques houston
if i had my way- bobby v
never stop lovin u dru hill
never gona let u go-faith evans
my heart- tank
other half jaheim
suffocate -jholiday
dreams-boys 2 men
can we b tight- jagged edge
do u belive in love craig david
do u remember-boyz 2 men
everythin brian mcknight
i dont wana jagged edge
so many i can go on and on

almost - tamia

you r boring in bed