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well i no a few women married to white dudes, its nufin, i got into a conversation with a friend whos oyinbo, said he dated a 9ja girl and she stole from him so he cant trust 9ja girls

lol ku fito mana

bloody F A G G O T

nigerian version of best i ever had by king david

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salama, barka,

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he is so annoyin like he loves to leave d toilet door opened while offloading and smells like cant even explain d worst part is calls me to come sit wit him and gist ewwwww, he farts alot especially wen we r out he wld den call ma name and says y u spoilin the air now , he cant eat it vegetable cuz he ends up in the toilet so i cant really make such unless there imodium tablets @home it got to a stage imodium wasnt even workin for me instead of him to buy something else he went and got constipation relief felt sorry for him went i saw it had to go get something else and he dint even say thank u kmft, another annoyin thing is dat he loves expensive things and his taste is sooo very high one cannot buy a gift for him and he dont like suprises , then wen u want him i want him to come to bed he wld just be on d internet watching movies as in instead of quenchin d qgro, he always wants me to make the 1st move

@MOJOUNITED he gets away with alot d baby of the house

blackmailer, minister of information,fighter, stubborn one ,bully heheh ther list goes on,

i av been beaten and i fell into cactus plant aka (chukuchuku) chased around the compound but all d same still love my mum,

my dad doesnt like cold oooo wen ever he comes over to visit mehn all d heaters in d house wld be on 24/7 even if d house is so warm he wld say nobody shud put it off cuz he dnt wanna freeze, and if we r in 9ja u dare not put ac in d house at a point ma lil bro had to ask daddy r u a devil dat u want heat to kill us , i tire for d man oooo,

MzDarkSkin:
My parents refuse to accept that I am 21 (22 in 10 days  ). They want me to call them if i travel out of town to say "good morning, good night" and what I ate pretty much. One time I wanted to ask me mom if she wanted to know what i had on! Im like I am on my own now, leave me be lol.

My mom can also be a bit paranoid when it comes to her "premonitions" and "psychic" ability,although she usually is spot on but she acts like shes the crazy woman from Eve's Bayou sometimes LOL to how much she advertises her spirituality its like "Kayla be careful I had a dream about (insert devastation and havoc here)!" but one thing that is for sure my parents have my back and I can count on them. They just need to give me some space.

21 u complainin ,  am 24 especially my mum she still finks am 15 u dont wanna no mehn, visions, dreams i tire , omg sayin she heard me call her with small tiny voice haha in her sleep

my dad the only thing he nos is offfice work , he cant boil water , my mum was sweepin d living room he couldnt move he told my mum to carry his legs up so she cud sweep were he was sitting,

one of ma holidays i went home my mum told me to make stew and fry it well as i was doin dat my dad came into d kitchen and poured the whole water in the kettle into d pot of stew and ran to meet my mum dat he has just finished cookin was so angry dat day

hmmmm loads of things if ma mum feels u av offended she wld wake u up @ 3am in the morning and start tellin u abt how she gave birth to u + story of my life, even with fone call, wen we go for holiday u mite be outside the woman wld call u from were ever u r just to pass the remote control to her or her cup of tea which like 3secs away from her, my mum if u confide in her and beg her not to tell my dad hmmm forget it she tell everythin and for my dad once his eating all d secret is out , there so much i cant even remember

250 naira

r u guys sure dis guy doesnt shop in liverpool street market

It wasn't me

Hahahahahahah c idowu talkin haha , debo I saw u too oh even blackstar rocked too folly danced wella infact no more comment

Pls u pple shudnt spoil me oh

I was nt even gonna blow any cover but since its out in d open no walala

Hmmmm I can see had so much fun blackstar and debosky tanks , And as for all u dat wined and grinded well no commmentttt

I finally get to say something on nl had fun anyways

facebook = FANTASYBOOK FAKEBOOK FALSEBOOK, y bother its fakebook so its allowed hissssss