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RomanceRe: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by asas(f): 12:01am On Aug 18, 2011
i dont feel for you anymore,

we r not friends and deres no communication so deres no point in deceiving ourselves
RomanceRe: A World Witout Women Wud B So Intresting. ( Esspecialy Nija Babes ) by asas(f): 9:03pm On Aug 16, 2011
a world without women, d poster is a potential gaylord chai
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by asas(f): 8:42pm On Aug 16, 2011
if i was ur man pt 2 - joe

worst case scenario-- joe

make you the only one --bobby v
Jokes EtcRe: Strangest Things You Thought As A Kid? by asas(f): 11:33am On Aug 15, 2011
used to fink dat wen a mechanic, plumber ,carpenter ,infact the workers in my house den dat if any of dem sits on d swing or chairs dat u wld become like dem wen u grow up, funny thing is i wld pick up a marker or even stone and mark out d chairs and my lil one wld avoid the chairs or swing ,

used to fink babies were dropped infront of the gate and the parents wld pick dem up and take care of dem now i no better

used to fink i cud change my surname as a child cuz it was long and cudnt pronounce it hehe so as my brothers ,

also used to fink u cud pray for wicked pple to die ie i used to pray for my grandma to die and d woman is till alive til 2morow

as a kid i used to fink cookin was easy wld den take a pot from the kitchen and go outside put sand in d pot and mix wit water and use a stick to stir and take d sandfood to my dad
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by asas(f): 1:12pm On Jul 29, 2011
are you the right one --bobby v
Music/RadioRe: 99% Of Nigerian Hip Hop Singers Are Clowns by asas(f): 1:09pm On Jul 29, 2011
IBEXY:
Please know your HIP from your HOP. grin
Naija rappers, please stop trying to sound like New Yorkers. If you have never lived in America why would you want to sound like a yankee doodle? Its silly because your primary fans are Nigerians. Why not rap in Pidgeon English or Yoruba/Ibo/Hausa. The Latinos in America have several rappers who do it in Spanish and they are big!

Ever wondered why 2face made it big? (note, he's not a rapper smiley ) You'll never hear him trying to sound like 50cent or Grand Master Flash and the furious 5. He cut his own style - even sings in Pidgeon English yet he's loved all over the world. He's original.
Pls tell dem
half of the 9ja songs i c on hitv or hi nolly watever its called are crap , just a few r ok
HealthRe: No Menstrual Period For A Year Now Pls Help by asas(f): 5:30pm On Jul 11, 2011
ask her to go for hormonal test , also cud be polycystic ovaries, na wa o she left it too late anyways goodluck
RomanceRe: How to overcome a broken heart? by asas(f): 3:28am On Jun 01, 2011
hang out with friends celebrate and av fun, grin cool
occupy urself,
av ur friends around or family
movies and music not love songs,
if u need to cry to dont hold on to it cry ur heart out (let d tears out)
shudnt be too hard anyway
Nairaland GeneralRe: Men Are Liars But Women Lie Too. by asas(f): 11:27am On May 19, 2011
poster men r better liars
Nairaland GeneralRe: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by asas(f): 11:17pm On May 18, 2011
denzel2009:
You shocked shocked You still dey this london??
yes o wld call u in a bit sef
Nairaland GeneralRe: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by asas(f): 11:05pm On May 18, 2011
Brand_new:
I laugh in Spanish. I wonder how you passed the Visa interview at the Uk Embassy
its supposed to be a joke ooo where is your sense of humour
Nairaland GeneralRe: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by asas(f): 9:08pm On May 18, 2011
hmmmm I jus bought my blackberry but dey've not giv me pin, and if dey giv me I won't carry it around because I don't want it to shuk me in the pocket
Nairaland GeneralRe: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by asas(f): 2:10pm On May 18, 2011
u guys so funny, how about how to spot a nigerian boy abroad, the guys toooo have theirs, they dont ask for numbers anymore what s ur bb pin or are u on facebook,
FamilyRe: Some Weird Names Parents Used To Name Their Kids. by asas(f): 12:11am On May 10, 2011
silverina
perpertua
godspower
pleasure
dickson
scholar
romanus
allosious
cletus
donatus
apolonia
ignatius
kponikat
phanshak
yup
as for jos pple their names are like d sound of metal plate or cup falling on the ground
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Would You Want Your Wedding To Be? by asas(f): 11:32pm On May 09, 2011
my kinda wedding simple and small, just immediate family and close friends, i just want to be abt me and my hussy, i just want one day, traditional wedding in mind its long but oh well , i dont want too much wahala like dat .
RomanceRe: My Friends Girl Friend Is Blackmailing Me! by asas(f): 9:22pm On May 08, 2011
poster u a bad friend, and u still wanna continue aving sex with her , oh i fink u shud tell u friend b4 she does,
ComputersRe: What Pisses You Off About Facebook? by asas(f): 2:49am On May 06, 2011
LOL i remember some dude who used to write notes abt parties especially pple who spend cash  list all their names in the notes ,he neva goes around without his camera mschewww always ready to update facebook ,i remember him writing abt some peeps shoppin in selfridges like seriously, d dude used to diss alot girls back den i dnt no if he still writes notes, i no his everybodys friend on fb , fb LovePeddler i fink,     

  tagging meaningless pics,

dudes sending same messages to a chick and all her circle of friends,

the plenty plenty applications on fb , so many more
RomanceRe: What Is The First Thing That You Notice When You Look At A Man/woman? by asas(f): 11:46pm On May 04, 2011
shoes, belt,outfit, hair etc
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? by asas(f): 11:43pm On May 04, 2011
brothers and sisters
californation
no ordinary family
south park
family guy
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by asas(f): 11:39pm On May 04, 2011
heaven- ginuwine
PoliticsRe: Jega Offers To Resign, Jonathan Rejects; Resignation Amounts To Treason – Agf by asas(f): 3:34pm On Apr 04, 2011
jega --- jonathan ebele goodluck alter-ego
PhonesRe: Why Are Many People Selling Or Dumping Their Blackberry? by asas(f): 1:36am On Mar 30, 2011
the bloody bb touch freezes and its so annoyin , switching back to iphone had enuf of bb , most annoyin thing is if u dont wanna chat pple get offended, typin is a waste of time for i prefer talking on d fone dan typin, hurts ma fingers , and wen u delete some certain pple off dey call u and and get upset ,
RomanceRe: Men! What's Happening To Our Gurls? by asas(f): 2:33pm On Mar 28, 2011
LOL@ some of the comments,

@ op why dint u leave d place wen u knew it was a strip club anyways atleast u be shareholder
TV/MoviesRe: What Was The Last Movie You Watched - Part 2 by asas(f): 3:13am On Mar 27, 2011
the lincoln lawyer,

our family wedding,

the family that preys,
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by asas(f): 5:45pm On Mar 26, 2011
ginuwine- heaven
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Wife Speaking At A Gathering by asas(f): 2:17pm On Mar 18, 2011
clearly buhari s wife isnt a camera person but damn patience jonathan from ha fellow widows, to pple dyin for democracy to umberrlla na man , children made widows abeg first lady office shud be off
Music/RadioRe: Watch! World Video Premiere: D’banj Ft. Snoop Dogg – Endowed (remix) by asas(f): 1:28am On Feb 09, 2011
RomanceRe: Why Are Some Men So Quick To Label Women Gold-diggers? Does Love Mean Poverty/suffering? by asas(f): 4:18am On Feb 07, 2011
MzD@rkSkin:
[color=#0055bb]Absolutely and they are on the rise!
Some male goldiggers put the female counter parts to shame!

Look @ Anna Nicole Smiths baby's father, who before her death
was not interested in the baby until he realized the amount of money
and property she was to inherit. He went to courts and used the public to
win over the assets to "monitor for his newborn" and kicked ANS's widower
out of the house they had in the Bahamas prior to her death, remember
he had NO interest in the baby before hand. SMH.[/color]
correct, perfect example
guys dat date older women for cash aka gigolos
guys who date girls from rich backgrounds not only women its a 2way thing women golddiggers and men golddiggers
RomanceRe: Why Are Some Men So Quick To Label Women Gold-diggers? Does Love Mean Poverty/suffering? by asas(f): 4:03am On Feb 07, 2011
y is it only women dat r gold-diggers dere r also men who r gold diggers also

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