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PoliticsRe: Do We Thank Or Curse Gej For Battling Bh After Death Of 13000 Lives? by ascaris(m): 12:33pm On Mar 01, 2015
Better late than never bro.
PoliticsRe: PDP Campaigns With Rice And Yam In Oshodi, Lagos [photos] by ascaris(m): 12:31pm On Mar 01, 2015
Giving people rice, kerosine, yam, recharge cards is far better than hiring e-ranters to be disturbing our peace on the net!
Let all the parties go to the villages and share to the common man what they have stollen so far.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Washes The Sins Of His Congregation With Soap And Bleach (photos) by ascaris(m): 12:26pm On Mar 01, 2015
Foolish congregation.
PoliticsRe: Certificate Saga: Farmer Drags Buhari To Court by ascaris(m): 10:35am On Feb 28, 2015
Buhari is coming back with his certificate from Cambridge. Make una no worry.
PoliticsRe: See Photos Of Cameroonians Marching In Support Of Their Soldiers In Yaounde by ascaris(m): 10:26am On Feb 28, 2015
We are only good in criticising and undermining ourselves. No thanks to sympathizers of Boko haram.
PoliticsRe: Buhari-update From Chatman House(pictures) by ascaris(m): 11:26am On Feb 26, 2015
I hope the audiance will hear him because for me, i dont understand anything he utters.
PoliticsRe: 7 Hidden Facts Behind The Presidential Election Postponment by ascaris(m): 10:42am On Feb 26, 2015
8. The eighth and very important. P.D.P knew that A.P.C had spent all her campaign funds towards February and a shift can slow down their momentum financially. This has really worked well for P.D.P. If you check very well, the number of hired e-ranters have reduced drammatically with only real and true supporters of Buhari left online.
SportsRe: Three Matches, Two Losses At Home For EPL Teams Means They Are Overrated by ascaris(m): 10:30am On Feb 26, 2015
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Debroslink:
Nigerian league is more competitive than EPL. Anyone can win the Nigerian league title. Does it make Nigerian league the best?
You are looking at champions league but even with that, EPL has produced three diff. winners in Liverpool, Man utd and Chelsea since 1992 more than any European league. Even when you look at the whole history of the competition, it has five diff. winners (Aston Villa and Nottinghamp Forest) more than any league you think is the best. Have a look at the appearances of the EPL teams in the semis of this competition and you will be convienced EPL is better than your Madrid & Barca league called Liga Primera.
PoliticsRe: MURIC Warns FG Against Implicating Opposition With Fake Shekau by ascaris(m): 8:25am On Feb 26, 2015
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Caseless:
Direct ur question to the FG/military that has come out to tell us on several occassions that many shekaus have been killed but not the real one. Each time we were told he's killed, another video of him 'surfaces' to tell us he's alive.
As long as that group is still existing there must be a leader(Shekau). So, whether he has been killed or not is not material. You expect boko boys to go start crying and surrender to the army because their leader is no more? That will be a dream.
SportsRe: Three Matches, Two Losses At Home For EPL Teams Means They Are Overrated by ascaris(m): 8:14am On Feb 26, 2015
English league is highly competitive unlike other leagues. It may not produce the best teams but it is the best league.
PoliticsRe: MURIC Warns FG Against Implicating Opposition With Fake Shekau by ascaris(m): 8:08am On Feb 26, 2015
My Nigeria! When there was no progress curbing boko boys we complain, now it seems there is progress we are still complaining.
Okay, if FG is having FAKE SHEKAU, please give us the REAL/ORIGINAL SHEKAU! and stop insinuating!
PoliticsRe: My Dream- Jonathan Rules Again. by ascaris(m): 2:03am On Feb 15, 2015
Thank God you captioned it your dream. Some people will call it their prophesies.
PoliticsRe: Soyinka Flays Mbu Over Comment by ascaris(m): 1:58am On Feb 15, 2015
UrennaNkoli:
What do you mean by he talks on everything ? Isn't he correct ? How can mbu come and threaten us with death if one policeman is killed ? Mbu himself is a thug. Let him enjoy his post while it lasts.
This is my point.
PoliticsRe: Soyinka Flays Mbu Over Comment by ascaris(m): 1:46am On Feb 15, 2015
This man talks on virtually everything.
Christianity EtcRe: Are There Female Angels? by ascaris(m): 1:44am On Feb 15, 2015
Is there a female God?
PoliticsRe: Exclusive:Buhari Earned A Diploma And Not A Masters From The US Army War College by ascaris(m): 1:32am On Feb 15, 2015
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Taylor86:
no b only diploma,na phd very soon naaa him go become professor... hediots,....GEJ till my scrotum stops producing spermatozoa
This is a joke taken too far bro. I hope you will not start producing Oocyte from March.
grin grin ;
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Boko Haram Insurgents Entering Gombe Today by ascaris(m): 1:19am On Feb 15, 2015
Your end is at hand!
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Afraid Of Being Jailed By Buhari If He Loses – Obasanjo by ascaris(m):
If Jonathan will be going to jail, then OBJ will be in a multi stage jail! Sure, he will go back to Jos prison.
See kettle calling pot black!
PoliticsRe: Gej's Aide,omokri Burglarizes House In Delta,carts Away N25m Meant 4buying Votes by ascaris(m): 8:29pm On Feb 14, 2015
It must be Sharia reporters!
PoliticsRe: Valentine’s Day Would Have Been The Day To Mark Liberation Of Nigerians – APC by ascaris(m): 8:26pm On Feb 14, 2015
Day dreaming and sleep -walking grandpa.
PoliticsRe: Gridlock In Lagos As Tricycle, Okada Riders Endorse Jonathan 0 by ascaris(m): 8:13pm On Feb 14, 2015
Lagos mainland experienced an unusual gridlock on Monday as tricycle and okada riders from across the country under the aegis of the National Commercial Tricycle and Motorcycle Owners and Riders Association (NACTOMORAS) gathered in Lagos to endorse President Goodluck Jonathan for a second term in office.
Since Monday and we are just seeing this. APC is in charge of the media houses.
PoliticsRe: Ghana Political Party To Appoint Osibanjo Vice President by ascaris(m): 8:06pm On Feb 14, 2015
Our op is on the road! writing in reverse order. U want to make him Vice for life abi?
PoliticsRe: Odua, Diaspora Groups Endorse Jonathan’s Re-election Bid by ascaris(m): 8:01pm On Feb 14, 2015
Seasons of endorsemet!
Na only Nairaland remain now.
CrimeRe: Fulani Herdsmen Rape Women In Umuahia by ascaris(m): 2:31pm On Feb 14, 2015
The cow guys disturbing our peace since the domestication of cows by their ancestors!
PoliticsRe: Femi, Son Of Osinbajo Sends Out A Disclaimer For Her Sister Kiki Osinbajo by ascaris(m): 2:19pm On Feb 14, 2015
No thanks to APC i can't believe any news article i read in Nigeria again! Students used to cites Newspapers in their projects but i doubt if this can be accepted this days. They all write propagandas for politicians.
FamilyRe: How Can I Make My Son Study Like His Siblings by ascaris(m): 2:07pm On Feb 14, 2015
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This is my interest in you post. This guy is a great thinker in the making! He will make wonderful discoveries. Just try your best in encouraging him.
RomanceRe: The Only Thing Nigerian Girls Have To Offer Is SEX by ascaris(m): 1:56pm On Feb 14, 2015
[quote author=EgusiSoup post=30724453]Egusi Soup is not brandished in those areas. grin[/quote
] Na kuka soup we go dey call you.
grin grin
RomanceRe: The Only Thing Nigerian Girls Have To Offer Is SEX by ascaris(m): 1:50pm On Feb 14, 2015
EgusiSoup:
Bornu shocked

I'm ok with Otueke.
You can even visit Sambisa County. Shebi your work na to de taste soup? Go try Boko girls' soup.
grin grin
RomanceRe: The Only Thing Nigerian Girls Have To Offer Is SEX by ascaris(m): 1:39pm On Feb 14, 2015
Your sample size is too small there fore, you can not make such generalisation. Try other states like Borno, Zamfara, Kano, Plateau, Imo etc to get proportional samples to support your conclusion.
Jokes EtcRe: Caption This Photo by ascaris(m): 1:25pm On Feb 14, 2015
Ingenuity!

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