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PoliticsRe: President Jonathan Begged Me Thrice To Dump APC – Atiku by ascaris(m): 10:57am On Mar 21, 2015
You can never be trusted any where you go mr Atiku. You define political prostitution in Nigeria. Amaechi and Buhari should not bring this man too close to their campaign...even GEJ is just trying to use him for this remaining one week and the rest will be...Atiku no longer exist.
PoliticsRe: 1, 350, 000 Views Of Gen. Muhammadu Buhari On My Google+ Page by ascaris(m): 10:47am On Mar 21, 2015
This is because there are so many controversial issues surrounding his presidential candidature! Every body want to know about his controversial certificates, age, health e.t.c..
RomanceRe: Woman Falls In Love With A Tree After Going Through A Series Of Heart Break by ascaris(m): 9:01am On Mar 21, 2015
Real Time Madness!
PoliticsRe: Atiku On Sabbatical In Apc,will Soon Return To Pdp..presidency by ascaris(m): 2:16pm On Mar 18, 2015
Atiku has been an unstable man since the formation of political parties in Nigeria. To some of us this is not News!
SportsRe: Bolivia Cancels Friendly Match With Nigeria Over Fear Of Boko Haram by ascaris(m): 8:25am On Mar 18, 2015
With all the pre-election violence around us we still want some foreigners to come here, play on the 26th with the elections scheduled for 28th? This is what i call MADNESS!
BOLIVIA BE WISE!
OUR POLITICIANS ARE THREATENING FIRE EVERY WHERE. PLEASE STAY AWAY FOR NOW!
Even you and i know that outside our villages we are not safe!
EducationRe: LASU Workers Cripple Convocation Ceremony, Chase VC, Others Out by ascaris(m): 2:58pm On Mar 17, 2015
VC without Ph.D
PoliticsRe: Why Does Pro Apc Posts And Comments Get Many Likes? by ascaris(m): 2:56pm On Mar 17, 2015
I hope they will vote from the Diaspora. The real voters are in villages.
PoliticsRe: REVEALED: How We Were Toppled In 1983 By Buhari/ Idiagbon Regime- Pres. Shagari by ascaris(m): 12:45pm On Mar 17, 2015
Stories...chew! You still i buy from you, Who is the thief?
EducationHappy Phi Day! by ascaris(op): 5:14pm On Mar 14, 2015
Today is a great day even to those who hate Mathematics.

PoliticsRe: APC Called Me With This No. 01243, by ascaris(m): 12:54pm On Mar 14, 2015
I thinking calling people is not that bad especially when they are asking people to collect their PVCs but trying to know who you vote is where they guffed!
PoliticsRe: Pastor Asks Congregation To Raise $65 Million For Him To Buy A Private Jet by ascaris(m): 12:44pm On Mar 14, 2015
The pastor name sef talk am: CREFLO DOLLAR! Creflo EURO ni abi na Creflo NAIRA.
RomanceRe: Can He Marry His Mother's Sister Daughter? by ascaris(m): 12:39pm On Mar 14, 2015
It all depends on where they come from. Its practically impossible with many cultures in Nigeria but with few such as Fulani's it is allowed.
PoliticsRe: [Video] Goodluck And Patience Planning To Assassinate Me - Father Mbaka by ascaris(m): 12:34pm On Mar 14, 2015
Please let us know when you have been assisinated but for now, i don't give a damn! Your shadows may be pursuing you at night Rev.
RomanceRe: My? by ascaris(m): 8:40am On Mar 14, 2015
Jossyroyal1:
Thanks! I just texted her dat I'm coming to take her to hospital.... If she's truly pregnant, and if am responsible! I will take responsibility
Great, you have to behave maturely to navigate thru this situation. We all have challenges at some points in our lives but how you tackle them matters. Try and give her all the support she needs now but don't forget to do a paternity test once the baby is delivered.
Congrats bro , when you confirm the baby is yours.
Please try to avoid unprotected bleeping bro.
PoliticsRe: Who Do U Think Deserves More attention Between DOCTORS AND TEACHERS. by ascaris(m): 8:17am On Mar 14, 2015
Teachers!
SportsRe: Courtois Or De Gea by ascaris(m): 8:15am On Mar 10, 2015
David De Gea far better than Courtois this season. Though Courtois was better last season.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Write A Personal Message To SEUN As Nairaland Clock 10 Today by ascaris(m): 8:11am On Mar 10, 2015
We are just starting!
PoliticsRe: CAN Officials Behind My Invitation by ascaris(m): 8:08am On Mar 10, 2015
This guy is a muddle head. I don't know why he is given so much attention- Politics may be.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Hurray!!! Nairaland Is 10 Years Today!!! by ascaris(m): 7:21am On Mar 10, 2015
Popping champagne!! and dancing skelewooooo....in my room.
PoliticsRe: Video Of One Million Man March4Buhari by ascaris(m): 12:32pm On Mar 08, 2015
1million abi na 1billion ni. Na people wey no get jobs politicians dey deceive!
InvestmentRe: Advice Me: To Build Or To Invest? by ascaris(m): 12:25pm On Mar 08, 2015
Bros, start building now! dont think of paying another house rent again!
PoliticsRe: Pics: Massive Turnout As Lagosians Honour 1-million-man-march For Buhari by ascaris(m): 11:20am On Mar 07, 2015
Hahahahaha...... one million indeed! failure don the show for Tinubu's face.
PoliticsRe: How Newspaper Headlines May Look Like After March 28 Election by ascaris(m): 10:07am On Mar 07, 2015
1a. INEC declares Jonathan winner with 28million votes: Jang's lead Governors Forum commends Jega for conducting the most credible elections ever in the history of Nigeria- Vanguard Newspaper.
1b. INEC declares Buhari winner with 28million votes: Jang's lead Governors Forum rejects result, saying this has vindicated their previous position that Jega deliberately frustrated the distribution of PVC in some section of Nigeria to favour The opposition candidate- Vanguard Newspaper.
PoliticsRe: Will Buhari Lead The One-Million-Man March Today? by ascaris(m): 9:45am On Mar 07, 2015
Why is APC doing only 1M man march when there are over 5M registered voters in Lagos? have they surrendered the remaining 4M voters to other parties?
CrimeRe: Wife Cuts Off Husband's Manhood For Having Too Much Sex With Her(Graphic Photos) by ascaris(m): 9:40am On Mar 07, 2015
What? Its hard to believe this! If this is true, then she must be possessed or high on some drugs.
PoliticsRe: Ahmed Musa Ibeto, Niger Deputy Governor Ejected Out Of Government House by ascaris(m): 6:16pm On Mar 04, 2015
Sahara reporters always reporting negative things! They have suddenly developed cold feet reporting any thing Boko haram these days.
PoliticsRe: Hundreds Killed As Chad Forces Seize Northeast Nigerian Town - YAHOO NEWS by ascaris(m): 6:10pm On Mar 04, 2015
Where is Sharia/Sahara reporters et al..reporting from nowadays? They don't report things like this. Shame on all the enemies of our land!
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Tried To Bewitch Me, Mugabe Tells Birthday Party by ascaris(m): 11:51am On Mar 02, 2015
So many "Prophets and Witchdoctors" here in Nigeria but we will never have a life-president like you.
PoliticsRe: Graphic Photos Of A Suspected Suicide Bomber Burnt To Death In Bauchi Today by ascaris(m): 11:05am On Mar 02, 2015
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ozoigbondu:
"God helps those who help themselves!"
Hezekiah 6:1
Hezekiah is not in my own Bible.
PoliticsRe: What Is Buhari Still Doing In London? by ascaris(m): 9:54am On Mar 02, 2015
Lies never last for ever!
PoliticsRe: Do We Thank Or Curse Gej For Battling Bh After Death Of 13000 Lives? by ascaris(m): 12:47pm On Mar 01, 2015
lewis33:
do we forget about the govt carelessness that lead to the death of thousands.? that for me is the most inhumane thing any leadership could do. simply put CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY!
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No! we will always tell them their failures and still appreciate them when they make gains. We have been criticising them in the times of their inactions and now is the time to appreciate them sir.

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