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PoliticsRe: Akon Ikpeme: Judge In Bribery Scandal With Melaye Removes Photo From Her Profile by Asebaba1(m): 7:53am On Jun 02, 2017
secretsuccess:
why is that all leaked audio is always from sahara reporters....am just wondering
they only leak opponents audio.. obanikoro, fayose, wike and now malaye.. there is something fishy about the thing.. sahara reporters would never leak amechi or tinubu or lai mohed.. nigeria media sha.. filled with shit
i think these guys have a very good voice clonning equipment..it is becoming to obvious
Since you know about them and you have prooves blow your whistle make we share money for here
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Help-NIS Recruitment Upload Passport Is Not Loading by Asebaba1(m): 9:53pm On May 28, 2017
Use MTN network it will pass through. I experienced the same thing too
Christianity EtcRe: Which Of The Following Do Not Give Offering In Church? (PHOTOS) by Asebaba1(m): 9:32am On May 21, 2017
All the set of people you called might be giving more than you. Must offering be money?
ADEWUMIMichael:
Happy Sunday everyone,




I've been asking my self this question ever,




Who among these people do not really give offering in church?






1. Instrumentalist

2. Singers

3. Ushers

4. Sunday school teachers







Feel free to contribute
PoliticsRe: Nana Khadija Buhari At Sabiu Tunde's Wedding In Kaduna (Photos) by Asebaba1(m): 9:48am On May 01, 2017
NnamdiiKanu:

This is not how to treat your father

Just because he's old and sick doesn't mean he shouldn't be taken to events

Even if he can't can't eat or walk, he can look around and enjoy the beautiful event, what are wheelchairs ​for ??

May my kids never treat me like this when i get old
Pray to get to that age
PoliticsRe: "Buhari Will Win 2019 Elections" - Kachikwu by Asebaba1(m): 5:28pm On Apr 30, 2017
Igboesika:
Buhari will keep rulling zombies until they get tired him, while the sun is rising in the East.
As long as you are in Nigeria you are a zombie too. Easterners that sees it difficult protecting their homes are complaining of someone ruling a country. Zombieexcludedloading.
EducationRe: How Relevant Is NOUN Certificate? by Asebaba1(m): 9:54am On Apr 24, 2017
NOUN Certificate is recognized globally, i did my Msc there and used it for Phd in Hawaii, I am through with it now. My course mate is running his Phd in Nsukka still using his NOUN masters certificate.
PoliticsRe: TSA: Nigerian Government Realises N7trillion by Asebaba1(m): 11:21pm On Apr 17, 2017
Igboman can never like something good in this country. Hah!quote author=Ezenwammadu post=55649440]And yet nothing is moving forward

Useless government[/quote]
PoliticsRe: Fayose Wears whistles; Distribute chesse balls by Asebaba1(m): 4:23pm On Apr 16, 2017
this man will never seize fulling himself, sometime i wonder which kind of palm wine he drinks.
PoliticsRe: PDP Anambra Dares Willie Obiano - Press Release by Asebaba1(m): 3:21pm On Apr 11, 2017
can you please everyone, I reside in North and happen to enter Anambra this year January, with the basic infrastructure i saw , i believed he is working averagely , those that cannot even take care of their homes are complaining about someone taking care of a state. Even devil comes today he must get followers and Jesus the righteous one did nothing wrong and was killed by hanging . You guys should learn how to appreciate the little someone has done for you.
mamatwiny:
My grand dad used to say- if as a politician and u want to eat money, build gigantic projects so that if ppl see it, they would be happy and not ask how much was spent.

Willie failed in this aspect.
CareerRe: Customs Remove HND Dichotomy, Promote 3487 Officers by Asebaba1(m): 9:48am On Apr 11, 2017
Good development for our country,
I so much like this man, How i wish baba can put him as EFCC chairman after fixing custom procedures.
abbaapple:
Radicalist.
PoliticsRe: If The Senate Insists On Summoning Me, They Are Foolish – Sagay by Asebaba1(m): 8:40am On Mar 30, 2017
todayboy:
oga professor your boss Buhari have sent the vice president and other ministers to go and beg saraki

stop bragging Fulanis will always make your certificate useless
Todayboy still a boy
PoliticsRe: Presidency Speaks On Senate’s Demand For Magu’s Removal As EFCC Boss by Asebaba1(m): 10:43pm On Mar 28, 2017
please suggest the person you know that can do the work , the president might use your suggestion to work
Brianpat:
I wonder what Magu is still doing in EFCC, pls is he the only righteous person to chair the EFCC? pleeeees we don't want you resign, step aside or just...... disappear
PoliticsRe: Lagos State Neighborhood Safety Corps Launched By Ambode (Photos) by Asebaba1(m): 2:08pm On Mar 27, 2017
Please Lagos should not waste money in campaigning for election in 2019 as it is clear that this Governor should just continue. use the money for campaign to do better things
TravelRe: Abuja Airport’s Runway To Undergo Another 18-week Upgrade - PUNCH by Asebaba1(m): 8:40am On Mar 27, 2017
Cant somebody work in/for this country without suspicious minded people thinking negative.
Try and have a positive mind about everybody .
CarlosTheJackal:
The looting going on in this country now is mind boggling.



Amaechi is busy collecting his Election expenses with all these projects with elephant funds

FamilyRe: Is It Right To Say 'Thank Ma' To Your Mother-In-Law After Eating? by Asebaba1(m): 11:48am On Mar 26, 2017
Even in restaurant i will say "thank you" come and beat me then
PoliticsRe: Fayose Distributes Rice And N200 After Eating N100 Buka Rice by Asebaba1(m): 6:56am On Mar 23, 2017
Some people do not know the worth of thier thumb, the free it to all these politicians cheaply for salt, maggi and rice every four four years
Ajasco222:
Shortly after stopping by roadside Buka to eat N100 rice, Governor Fayose continued his stomach infrastructure plan - distributed rice and N200 cash gifts to the people at Old garage, Moferere in Ajilosun and other areas in Ado-Ekiti, Ekiti state.

Photos below;

Source: http://www.cambellsblog.com/2017/03/fayose-continues-rice-and-n200.html
Car TalkRe: Customs Provides Code For Vehicle Owners To Verify Their Customs Papers by Asebaba1(m): 9:17am On Mar 22, 2017
When young once like you that is suppose to be useful to this country is busy 24 hours onsocial media. Kudos bro
Mboi2:
That's what you get when you have an old man that is supposed to be resting at home as a boss.
This is rubbish. I love GEJ's idea of fighting corruption. He said that the best way to fight corruption is not by putting people in the crates but by blocking the loop holes in those institutions that dwell in corruption. What this Ali should do is to sanitize the custom and make sure no vehicle passes through without paying the appropriate duty. Who helped those car dealers to clear the cars without paying duty? Custom. Who cleared container of arms? Customs. So Ali concentrate on cleaning the custom not asking people to do this and that.
PoliticsRe: Certificate: ABU To Speak On Dino Melaye Today, Senate Begins Probe by Asebaba1(m): 9:04am On Mar 22, 2017
Havard said he only attended a week seminar and now forming as if it is a course he went there for.
HottestFire:
Havard have spoken, ABU too should speak or forever remain silent.. cheesy
RomanceRe: Lagos Babe Who Gets Angry When Ugly Ladies Succeed More Than Her by Asebaba1(m): 8:54am On Mar 21, 2017
eya, Can you make lipstick talk more of human hair.
just climb that NEPA poll close to your house and make use of your brain there.
FlirtyKaren:
A Nigerian lady based in Lagos revealed yesterday that she gets angry when she sees people who aren't very physically appealing succeeding more than her.

Niki wrote on Twitter:

I get angry and when I see people that aren't very physically appealing succeeding more than me.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/03/meet-pretty-lagos-babe-who-gets-angry.html
PoliticsRe: MAGU FIGHTS BACK: Intensifies Probe Of Senators, Ex-govs by Asebaba1(m): 3:38pm On Mar 18, 2017
MAN U will surely carry the premier league this year.
Up Magu ehn Man U
dre11:
• EFCC traces 29 Dubai choice properties to senator

• Magu, Daura join Buhari in Aso Villa mosque






http://newtelegraphonline.com/news/magu-fights-back/
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Help Me Rejoice O My People. At Last by Asebaba1(m): 6:42pm On Mar 16, 2017
congratulations , please put good effort in carrying out your duties.
Cutehector:
cool
PoliticsRe: Buhari Will Respond To Senate's Rejection Of Magu As EFCC Chairman -Femi Adesina by Asebaba1(m): 3:21pm On Mar 16, 2017
why your father no dey responsible enough to rule his home allowing small kid like you to be using internet?
Useless presidency and your parent cannot guide their home effectively.
175:
Which communication strong pass the live screening as witnessed yesterday? Useless Presidency. Very much Clueless.

If na GEJ now, we know for hear word from una. grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Rubbish. Like say una no watch am live yesterday.


Stupid administration Buhari is not in charge at all.
PoliticsRe: Please, No 2019 For Buhari - By Ochereome Nnanna by Asebaba1(m): 9:04am On Mar 16, 2017
Good write up but i sorry for you. you are not in anyway to determine who will win, is it you small one thumb that will make the count different? sleep well, may be it is dark in your place now.
DickDastardly:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/03/please-no-2019-buhari/
CrimeRe: Male Student Of UNIABUJA Paraded Unclad Publicly For Stealing (photos) by Asebaba1(m): 6:59pm On Mar 14, 2017
this type of guy will finish Nigeria if he gets appointment.
Kolababe:
According to online report making the rounds, a 400 level student of University of Abuja (UNIABUJA) who was allegedly recently caught red handed while stealing has been publicly disgraced and paraded naked.

The youth was said to be caught red handed when stealing phones and other electronic gadgets from one of the rooms while the students were asleep and tracked down was while trying to escape.

He was reported to be a student of Faculty of Accounting.

Reports say that he was almost lyched by angry student but was shielded by Student Union Government (SUG) executives who whisked him away from the scene before he was eventually handed over to the hostel security officials.


http://www.newseveryhour.com/2017/03/male-student-of-uniabuja-paraded-unclad.html
PoliticsRe: 2019 Election: Why Buhari Will Conveniently Win – Oshiomhole by Asebaba1(m): 10:47pm On Mar 12, 2017
And you that have the right to the next minuite , live forever
CROWNWEALTH019:
See this use less man, that STOCKFISH may not see the end of this year undecided
PoliticsRe: Good News: See What Has Happened Just 1 Day After Buhari Arrives by Asebaba1(m): 10:31am On Mar 11, 2017
your dad that is not wicket why didn't he provide food for you.
young fool ,always know what you say about person, if you are from a responsible home ,i know you will not say this.
juman:
Its not good news.

Reserve rises why people are extremely hungry.

What a wicked old man.
PoliticsRe: Photos Of President Buhari On Arrival At The Kaduna Airport by Asebaba1(m): 8:38am On Mar 10, 2017
You wey fresh wetin be your family name? nobody knows you, only we in Nairaland know you nickname.
Pwayne2016:
See as de man dry like Crayfish
PoliticsRe: This Railway Project Is Close To President Buhari’s Heart- Ag. Pres. Osinbajo by Asebaba1(m): 8:24am On Mar 08, 2017
When in public use your brain when you are close to your girlfriend you can use your dck
Cutehector:
So d 2nd Niger bridge, whose heart is it now close to? Nnamdi KANU?
Christianity EtcRe: Tree Breaks, Falls On Man's Car: "When You Serve A Living God" by Asebaba1(m): 10:45am On Feb 07, 2017
You are free to choose your religion and decide what to say about yours. Dont Condemn another mans own. Be Wise Dude
carzola:
This is why Christians are hypocrites
And brainwashed buffoons.. The simple
Things of nature that a lame man can decipher they would say its God.
InvestmentRe: MMM Nigeria Is Back! by Asebaba1(m): 12:07pm On Jan 13, 2017
op Hahahahahahhaahahhhah
Bad belle people MMM is back,
Nigerians are happy when their brothers are falling,
MMM no fall hand. We are happy . Welcome Back
Daxyd4realzy:
13.01.2017 We are now open!!! :-))

Dear members,

The holidays are over, and we''re now open. Just as promised. (You might have already noticed that we always stick to our promises. :-)) Actually, we promised to be open on January 14, but we''re open now, January 13, as you can see, which is a day earlier. (Well, I hope, the members of the System will forgive us for that. :-))

It''s related to the hysteria raised by the authorities and the mass media around MMM. By joining forces, they''ve managed to nearly give the members of the System a heart attack and have frightened them out of their wits. Poor souls don''t know what to expect. Will we open again or not? :-))

This is why we''ve decided, considering the situation, to reach out to the members, reassure and cheer them up by opening a little earlier. After all, Together We Can Change The World! :-))

Here we go.

1. As of this notice, MMM resumes its usual operation. You can now create your GH-requests.

2. However, it''s obvious that panic will reign in the first few days after the re-opening of the System. We’re likely to be deluged by GH-requests. Therefore, we''re going to make gradual paybacks by setting internal output limits. In other words, we will only pay a certain amount per day. Please, be prepared to wait for a couple of days. We are certain things will then calm down, and the System operation will return to normal.

We''re the ones setting the limits, so it''s completely under our control, and we are not expecting any emergencies in principle. Have no fear and go on about your business as usual. :-))

As the System is socially oriented, we will make paybacks to the poor and the economically disadvantaged in the first place: it means to the members with small PH amounts. The richer can wait. Moreover, we''ve warned you repeatedly to only provide help with amounts that are not critical for you. Therefore, if these large amounts are not critical for them (the richer), they can wait a few days. No need to be tragic about it. :-))

This is the way it''s going to be.

Hoping for your kind understanding, Sergey Mavrodi. We Change The World!

P. S. I''d like again to call on the authorities and the mass media: Please, leave us alone! Have mercy on people.

✍ Guider Esan Dare
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 5 Careers/jobs To Avoid As An Introvert by Asebaba1(m): 9:57am On Jan 08, 2017
Op i concur but i am into business with good and trustworthy managers managing my business quote author=lacasera14 post=52613588]Being an introvert is a lot more trouble by
default, from people miscontruing your
silence and quiet disposition for an awful
snub to people thinking you are too full of
yourself or you are so weird. You don’t
want to compound issues for yourself by
towing a career path meant for gregarious
extroverts? Do you? I didn’t think so either.
So except you want to become an extrovert
overnight, here are top 5 Jobs or Careers
you should avoid.
Caveat: this list are for 100% introverts
with no extroverted tendencies whatsoever. As we all know, some people are actually a blend of
the both temperaments.


1. MARKETTING: This jobs is quite tasking
even the outgoing type gets depleted by it
occasionally, you don’t want to be found
here trust me. You are bad at relating with
strangers, you find it difficult to smile
without a reason and to crown it all you
are a pessimist which means you have no
option than to fail at this, so no matter how
juicy and tempting the price is; never
venture into it. Asides from you being a
loser, plunging into depression is certain.
You are an introvert.


2. MEDICINE: Granted, you are well endowed
with intellect and you can concentrate for
long hours reading, you have few friends,
you rarely socialize so books are your best
buddies but you see being a doctor or
nurse demands more than that even though
studying is the most imperative. The warm
smiles, the jovial attitudes, the lively and
fun personalities of the extroverts do have
a psychological effect on patients whether
you choose to believe it or not and you
clearly don’t possess any of these
qualities. You might turnout to be a great
Doc or nurse but don’t be surprised when a
patient gets a heart attack because of that
constant scowl on your face.


3. ACTING: So you use to act playlets way
back as a kid and no doubt you are
talented, you now feel acting is the way to
go, sorry friend, it’s a wrong call you about
to make. you could act back then because
you are in a familiar environment and you
are less nervous around the people you
know. Acting as a career will not give you
that familiar audience to show your talent.
What if you hit stardom? How do you
handle the limelight attentions, interviews,
exposure and some of the hazards that
come with being a celebrity. Well since you
have a knack for depression, what
becomes of you when your daily life is
being dissected and misconstrued by the
public via social media on a daily basis?
I’m looking at a scenario where you call it
quits at the peak of your acting career
because of depression and the public
poking into your dear private life which is
such a shame if you ask me. So better
don’t go in.


4. POLITICS: Why should you be thinking of
this when you are a greenhorn at cheer
leading and you are socially incapacitated.
If you manage to pull through in all the
numerous campaign outings and you are
finally elected be it at any level of politics,
how many ceremonial invitations that
requires your presence and functions are
you going to turn down on the grounds of
emotionally drained batteries? Or perhaps
you want your deputy to steal the show
and probably buy the hearts of legislators
to impeach you. Politics requires an
outgoing charisma, a flair for unionism and
a love for limelight. So it doesn’t matter if
you have the passion to liberate your
people from the shackles of whatever that
has held them bound or you have big
dreams of making your constituency
enviable, you lack the temperament for it.
If the drive is so strong on your inside, you
can ally with a sociable person that you
can influence or walk your way to being
appointed as a special adviser in a relevant
field.


5. BUSINESS : Being successful in business
demands the risk taking habits of socially
inclined people not the pessimic nature of
introverts who will first look at the cons
before the pros. They suffer from
uncertainty and indecision which will in the
long run jeopardize chances of major
breakthrough in business. Since you often
lack self motivation, any storm in business
might throw you off balance causing you to
probably give up too soon and plunge into
depression or make you seek for
alternatives abandoning the present
course. Your low social life also affects
your interaction with customers, people
would prefer to rather patronize a friendly
person’s business rather your withdrawn
introverted self. Most of the crumbled
businesses you see around are as a result
of some introverts who got doomed by
their own temperaments because they
treaded the wrong path.


In conclusion it is salient to know your
strengths and weakness and go for what
works you. Your passion should be your
fuel in the drive to success. Good luck!!!

source: https://educareersblog./2017/01/06/five-careersjobs-to-avoid-as-an-introvert/[/quote]
PoliticsRe: 9 Things Buhari Did That Confirm CHANGE Is Really Here (list) by Asebaba1(m): 9:46am On Dec 30, 2016
If they allow this biafrans you will even finish yourselve. You can never be grateful
BiafraBushBoy:
What about Dollars and inflation?

Or you want to eat bokoharam?

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