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Christianity Etc › Re: Tree Breaks, Falls On Man's Car: "When You Serve A Living God" by Asebaba1(m): 10:45am On Feb 07, 2017
You are free to choose your religion and decide what to say about yours. Dont Condemn another mans own. Be Wise Dude
carzola:
This is why Christians are hypocrites
And brainwashed buffoons.. The simple
Things of nature that a lame man can decipher they would say its God.
Investment › Re: MMM Nigeria Is Back! by Asebaba1(m): 12:07pm On Jan 13, 2017
op Hahahahahahhaahahhhah
Bad belle people MMM is back,
Nigerians are happy when their brothers are falling,
MMM no fall hand. We are happy . Welcome Back
Daxyd4realzy:
13.01.2017 We are now open!!! :-))

Dear members,

The holidays are over, and we''re now open. Just as promised. (You might have already noticed that we always stick to our promises. :-)) Actually, we promised to be open on January 14, but we''re open now, January 13, as you can see, which is a day earlier. (Well, I hope, the members of the System will forgive us for that. :-))

It''s related to the hysteria raised by the authorities and the mass media around MMM. By joining forces, they''ve managed to nearly give the members of the System a heart attack and have frightened them out of their wits. Poor souls don''t know what to expect. Will we open again or not? :-))

This is why we''ve decided, considering the situation, to reach out to the members, reassure and cheer them up by opening a little earlier. After all, Together We Can Change The World! :-))

Here we go.

1. As of this notice, MMM resumes its usual operation. You can now create your GH-requests.

2. However, it''s obvious that panic will reign in the first few days after the re-opening of the System. We’re likely to be deluged by GH-requests. Therefore, we''re going to make gradual paybacks by setting internal output limits. In other words, we will only pay a certain amount per day. Please, be prepared to wait for a couple of days. We are certain things will then calm down, and the System operation will return to normal.

We''re the ones setting the limits, so it''s completely under our control, and we are not expecting any emergencies in principle. Have no fear and go on about your business as usual. :-))

As the System is socially oriented, we will make paybacks to the poor and the economically disadvantaged in the first place: it means to the members with small PH amounts. The richer can wait. Moreover, we''ve warned you repeatedly to only provide help with amounts that are not critical for you. Therefore, if these large amounts are not critical for them (the richer), they can wait a few days. No need to be tragic about it. :-))

This is the way it''s going to be.

Hoping for your kind understanding, Sergey Mavrodi. We Change The World!

P. S. I''d like again to call on the authorities and the mass media: Please, leave us alone! Have mercy on people.

✍ Guider Esan Dare
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 5 Careers/jobs To Avoid As An Introvert by Asebaba1(m): 9:57am On Jan 08, 2017
Op i concur but i am into business with good and trustworthy managers managing my business quote author=lacasera14 post=52613588]Being an introvert is a lot more trouble by
default, from people miscontruing your
silence and quiet disposition for an awful
snub to people thinking you are too full of
yourself or you are so weird. You don’t
want to compound issues for yourself by
towing a career path meant for gregarious
extroverts? Do you? I didn’t think so either.
So except you want to become an extrovert
overnight, here are top 5 Jobs or Careers
you should avoid.
Caveat: this list are for 100% introverts
with no extroverted tendencies whatsoever. As we all know, some people are actually a blend of
the both temperaments.


1. MARKETTING: This jobs is quite tasking
even the outgoing type gets depleted by it
occasionally, you don’t want to be found
here trust me. You are bad at relating with
strangers, you find it difficult to smile
without a reason and to crown it all you
are a pessimist which means you have no
option than to fail at this, so no matter how
juicy and tempting the price is; never
venture into it. Asides from you being a
loser, plunging into depression is certain.
You are an introvert.


2. MEDICINE: Granted, you are well endowed
with intellect and you can concentrate for
long hours reading, you have few friends,
you rarely socialize so books are your best
buddies but you see being a doctor or
nurse demands more than that even though
studying is the most imperative. The warm
smiles, the jovial attitudes, the lively and
fun personalities of the extroverts do have
a psychological effect on patients whether
you choose to believe it or not and you
clearly don’t possess any of these
qualities. You might turnout to be a great
Doc or nurse but don’t be surprised when a
patient gets a heart attack because of that
constant scowl on your face.


3. ACTING: So you use to act playlets way
back as a kid and no doubt you are
talented, you now feel acting is the way to
go, sorry friend, it’s a wrong call you about
to make. you could act back then because
you are in a familiar environment and you
are less nervous around the people you
know. Acting as a career will not give you
that familiar audience to show your talent.
What if you hit stardom? How do you
handle the limelight attentions, interviews,
exposure and some of the hazards that
come with being a celebrity. Well since you
have a knack for depression, what
becomes of you when your daily life is
being dissected and misconstrued by the
public via social media on a daily basis?
I’m looking at a scenario where you call it
quits at the peak of your acting career
because of depression and the public
poking into your dear private life which is
such a shame if you ask me. So better
don’t go in.


4. POLITICS: Why should you be thinking of
this when you are a greenhorn at cheer
leading and you are socially incapacitated.
If you manage to pull through in all the
numerous campaign outings and you are
finally elected be it at any level of politics,
how many ceremonial invitations that
requires your presence and functions are
you going to turn down on the grounds of
emotionally drained batteries? Or perhaps
you want your deputy to steal the show
and probably buy the hearts of legislators
to impeach you. Politics requires an
outgoing charisma, a flair for unionism and
a love for limelight. So it doesn’t matter if
you have the passion to liberate your
people from the shackles of whatever that
has held them bound or you have big
dreams of making your constituency
enviable, you lack the temperament for it.
If the drive is so strong on your inside, you
can ally with a sociable person that you
can influence or walk your way to being
appointed as a special adviser in a relevant
field.


5. BUSINESS : Being successful in business
demands the risk taking habits of socially
inclined people not the pessimic nature of
introverts who will first look at the cons
before the pros. They suffer from
uncertainty and indecision which will in the
long run jeopardize chances of major
breakthrough in business. Since you often
lack self motivation, any storm in business
might throw you off balance causing you to
probably give up too soon and plunge into
depression or make you seek for
alternatives abandoning the present
course. Your low social life also affects
your interaction with customers, people
would prefer to rather patronize a friendly
person’s business rather your withdrawn
introverted self. Most of the crumbled
businesses you see around are as a result
of some introverts who got doomed by
their own temperaments because they
treaded the wrong path.


In conclusion it is salient to know your
strengths and weakness and go for what
works you. Your passion should be your
fuel in the drive to success. Good luck!!!

source: https://educareersblog./2017/01/06/five-careersjobs-to-avoid-as-an-introvert/[/quote]
Politics › Re: 9 Things Buhari Did That Confirm CHANGE Is Really Here (list) by Asebaba1(m): 9:46am On Dec 30, 2016
If they allow this biafrans you will even finish yourselve. You can never be grateful
BiafraBushBoy:
What about Dollars and inflation?

Or you want to eat bokoharam?
Family › Re: How Does One Cope With A Short Tempered Wife? by Asebaba1(m): 6:51am On Nov 23, 2016
Op Rent a house somewhere far and make your life longer by resting there, guy if you like your life make it longer in your own way by freeing your mind of stress because if you die because of her stress she will still marry and you are gone.
Waladade4luv:
Pls i want matured minds in the house and experienced peeps to answer aw a man can cope or treat his short tempered wife.
This is a woman who picks offence in virtually everything that happens in d house even among her co workers at work, the taxi driver that carried her, even d passangers she sit win in a bus to the bike man that carried her, pple she buys things from, infact the list is endless everybody is always offending her.
In the house she always see somthing to complain about, to d extent that one will be beging her not to vex even when she is at fault, infact so many other thinz like that that one cannot finish saying.
To guys in d house av u been in a situation like this bfor and can someone treat such a wife since its not easy to change her at dis stage.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Bus Drivers & Conductors In Kenya Pray Every Morning (photos) by Asebaba1(m): 8:33am On Nov 15, 2016
How will you pray to person?
Edwinmason:
not just kneeling and praying but believing in d person u pray to
Politics › Re: The Jail Cell Where Femi Fani-kayode Will Be Spending Time At Kuje Prison by Asebaba1(m): 8:15pm On Nov 10, 2016
EYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! JUST GO TO NIGER
AGUBANZE:
I hate Buhari no matter what he does now. Being it right or wrong i still hate him and i want him to persist with his evil deeds so that i can acquire more judicious reasons to vote the dulard cowman out come 2019
Politics › Re: Epic Reply To PMB Congratulatory Message To Donald Truimp by Asebaba1(m): 10:09pm On Nov 09, 2016
the way your both parent uselessly gave birth to useless child like you. eyah sorry ehn, i appologise
BenBruce4Presdt:
Buhari is just a useless criminal!
Politics › Re: Gallant Lt. Col Killed Fighting Boko Haram Was Sick, Had Requested A Break From by Asebaba1(m): 9:38am On Nov 06, 2016
I believe you are up to 28years fooling yourself on social media, from you Username we know the kind of person you are.
"WHO CARES" my person try change , it is because you are alive you wrote that and death is inevitable.
I know you have subscribed to live forever, but try and be human.
dealslip:
Issorait. Shebi you can still type because people like Ali are busy on the battle field ensuring BH is kept at bay. Very soon we will know whether you care or not. All this little children still wearing diaper, I wonder how you got access to the internet.
Politics › Re: Senators Crack Jokes Over Buhari’s Remarks On Wife by Asebaba1(m): 6:53am On Oct 20, 2016
Op because he is not with book now makes him the dumbest, kudus to you the child of who we can't even trace the family name.
jimi4us:
Buhari is a joke
Family › Re: Why I Wash My Wife's Clothes - Nigerian Man by Asebaba1(m): 8:23am On Oct 18, 2016
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Reacts To Buhari's Wife In Kitchen Comment With These Photos by Asebaba1(m): 8:27am On Oct 15, 2016
Op you would have gone to labour room for her not only the kitchen. Foooooooooooooooooooooool
jonhemma11:
Lol
Family › Re: Which Is The Best Option To Land A Good Wife? by Asebaba1(m): 8:01am On Sep 19, 2016
op A woman is a replication of man . If two guys are dating a girl one is religious and the other is club guy, she will behave like club girl for the club guy and a born again to the religious one. check your ways and make rules concerning your relationship.
EngrWanted:
I'm in my mid 30s and is really desirous in settling down with the right lady but I am confused as hell. I've dated couple of ladies and the experiences are better imagined as most of these ladies turn into something else in a short while into the relationship.

Due to this fact, I am even afraid of approaching another since it is the usual woo a lady I don't know from Adam and begin to study her, her family and et AL all over again and in the course of such enterprise things may come crashing again unexpectedly.

Is it ideal if I rely on relations, friends for a referral? I was thinking it is better because a particular relation already knows the girl background and all about her.

Please between wooing a lady or banking on referral, which is Best OPTION in landing a good woman for marriage?
Family › Re: My Wife Doesn't Work Yet Dinner Is Never Ready Before 9pm by Asebaba1(m): 7:52am On Sep 19, 2016
op my dad will always tell me "what you cannot do after marriage don't do it during honeymoon"
Re format yourself and let her know what you want , if she cannot meet up she should go for vacation for one month to learn from home and resume after a month
Huston1:
Please Nairalanders I need help because I am loosing my patience.
I have been married to my wife for 6years and I have never had dinner before 9PM. Sometimes I'm served dinner past 11pm. My wife doesn't have any job yet. I wake early every day because I have to bath and dress our two kids up in the morning while she makes their breakfast and prepare something for the lunch boxes. I drop the kids at school and go to work from there. I return home before 6pm and dinner is never ready. I have complained and complained and she makes adjustments for two days each time I complain. I got angry at a point and told her I will not eat her food after 7pm. That week, she acted on my instruction and I really ate at 7pm or just before 7:30pm. That is the only week I enjoyed dinner early. I have even developed pot belle due to eating late.
I got home early today and she started picking vegetables to make soup at about 3:30pm. This is 8pm and I still haven't eaten. I am so angry. I really see her busy working in kitchen but I don't know why it takes so long for the food to be ready. Not that she attends to the kids. I assist the kids in their homework and prepare them for bed. I'm very angry. Please advise.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch ‘B’ Online Registration For Orientation Course Notice by Asebaba1(m): 7:34am On Sep 07, 2016
Op create one
Chibaby87:
I can remember vividly how we enjoyed our Camp in Ogun State June 2013.

After Youth Service no Job till today.
O God Locate me, Amen.
Politics › Re: FG Plans Death Sentence For Vandals by Asebaba1(m): 2:30pm On Aug 02, 2016
op The way e fire your village people completely that is why no body knows about your family.
weyab:
Nd no death sentence for boko haram nd fulani herdmen. Evil man. Tunder wil strike u 69x
Politics › Re: US Donates Six Laptops To EFCC by Asebaba1(m): 8:35am On Jul 30, 2016
Op. Truely o. If I will even say. Those laptops should not be used for anything related to Internet. A monitoring software might be inside.
soberdrunk:
Just "six" laptops? Is this a joke? Unless if the laptop is a "special" laptop that can detect corruption before' it happens, if not this is not news worthy". For crying out, this is Nigeria the giant' of Africa not Mali or Somalia......
Politics › Re: Buhari Ranked 14th Most Influential World Leader On Social Networks In 2016 by Asebaba1(m): 8:30am On Jul 30, 2016
Op. No wonder you and your parents never planned to be useful to the country. For abusing a president of a country
TippyTop:
Ranked 14th as most influential but ranked 1st in stupidity.
Politics › Re: Buhari Hosts Physically-challenged Nigerians, Serves Them Food by Asebaba1(m): 6:59am On Jul 05, 2016
Op No wonder your parents are not known by many in Nigeria only those 50naira break hawker in you ghetto
CXLVII:
[size=18pt]God bless President Mohammadu Buhari


God bless The Federal Republic of Nigeria
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Politics › Re: Buhari Hosts Physically-challenged Nigerians, Serves Them Food by Asebaba1(m): 6:55am On Jul 05, 2016
Op learn English and spellings completely before criticizing
PhilemonObende:
A vindictive murderer trying to gave a human face to his wicked murderous pedophilic soul. Evil man!

grin grin
Politics › Re: N2.5b Found In Ex-female Minister’s Housemaid’s Account by Asebaba1(m): 9:43am On Jul 03, 2016
Op you with sense try and use your brain for what it is meant for not for things like this.
NePro:
Bro please receive sense and go and start education afresh
Politics › Re: Forgery: I Am Not Answerable To You, AGF Tells senate by Asebaba1(m): 10:06pm On Jun 30, 2016
Op thats why you and your parent who plant gworo are not known
till date
idensko:
But u re answerable 2 ur gworo chewing daura dullardeeeeen bastard
Nairaland General › Re: Let's Keep Sentiments Aside On This One by Asebaba1(m): 10:42pm On Jun 28, 2016
Op Emeka if you want people to bring suggestion ask question. Don't bring complain and expect people to comment on your grievances. Reason like Nigerian not sentimental Nigerian.
EMXTAN1:
Emeka Ugwuonye..........The Due Process Advocates (DPA)
HOW FAST THINGS HAVE CHANGED!
This time last year, the predominant view of Nigerians was
how Buhari would transform Nigeria and save the country
from itself. But today, the b predominant view is how
Nigeria could be saved from Buhari.
In a country with the world's worst healthcare system, how
could you fire 16000 medical doctors from the public health
sector? And how could you do that when the Minister of
labour is a medical doctor?
How could Nigeria move the hands of the clock of
civilization back to military dictatorship where we freeze
people's bank accounts on the whims of a government
official without due process.
And worse still, how could all this be happening and the
average educated person remains undisturbed and
unaware?
Webmasters › Cost Of Website For Corporate Organization by Asebaba1(op): 11:32am On Jun 16, 2016
Please can someone please help with out with the financial aspect of a website, i want to write a quotation for web development.
Politics › Re: Nwokocha-Ahaaiwe: "Buhari Never Sat For WASC" by Asebaba1(m): 4:33pm On Jun 11, 2016
op
Why not think of your life and concentrate on your family
Politics › Re: Army Retires Generals, Colonels And A Major over Defence Contracts by Asebaba1(m): 8:53am On Jun 11, 2016
You no wise o
With this kind talk all I have to say is for God to give you wisdom
iflywithbuhari:
They are afraid of a coup. The Coup will happen whether they fire the whole army or not. Buhari has failed, and soon he will be thrown out.
Business › Re: Development Bank Of Nigeria Takes Off July by Asebaba1(m): 10:48am On Jun 07, 2016
why not use your brain and forget about Buhari Jonathan issue and think better?
luvinhubby:
Nigeria is still rolling on the platform of GEJ's initiatives & visions while Buhari & APC are daily looking for fresh lies to tell gullible Nigerians.

May God deliver my country.
Politics › Re: Panic In Aso Rock As Court Throws Out Buhari's Application In Certificate Case by Asebaba1(m): 11:28am On May 28, 2016
op Mu Mu 4life
tempest01:
Jonathan na cool guy sha....him for first sack Jega, then influence this certificate case, make Buhari no see presidency.

Politics › Re: Fuel Stations in Ibadan Deserted And Closed Due To Low Patronage by Asebaba1(m): 3:49pm On May 13, 2016
op:
No where to buy and divert again, they should just sell their stations and invest in agriculture
femiakinbully:
(Photos) Fuel Stations in Ibadan Deserted,Shut Down Due To Low Patronage

48hrs after #FuelPriceHike Fuel stations Ologuneru road in Ibadan deserted,shut down,due to low patronage .




Source via @ibcityannouncer (twitter )
Politics › Re: Why This Borno Man Loves Buhari(photo) by Asebaba1(m): 12:14pm On May 06, 2016
op
was Jonathan Handicap that he couldn't use the same weapon?
obailala:
But he did it with weapons bought by GEJ grin










**runs away to take cover**
Politics › Re: Soldiers Recover Laptops, Weapons From Boko Haram Cell (Photos) by Asebaba1(m): 12:25pm On Apr 30, 2016
Op you with proper understanding lacks job, always wailing
molas02:
norther people are perishing bcus they lack understanding and true nature of God is been hidden from them
Politics › Re: Projects Commissioned By Governor Ayodele Fayose Today (photos) by Asebaba1(m): 9:51pm On Apr 29, 2016
Op
NextGovernor:
At least him try well well.

As we speak, Buhari can't even boost of any thing tangible for his 1 year in office (the way your parent name has never entered internet before) rather than fuel scarcity, power failure, lies and fake anti corruption fight that they have been trying Saraki for almost 1 year now for an offence that's very clear he committed.

Wike did alot in 100 days in office
Abia Gov same thing
Akwa Ibom same
Cross River same
Lagos same

Anambra has built more than 5 bridges in just 2 years

To me only 2 years is now left in this regime because everybody knows that last year they are mainly diverted because of election issues.

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