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Marynwachukwu21:
That means you fit cheat on your wife🙄

FalseProphet1:
A Nigerian male ex porn actor would find it much easier to marry than his female counterpart if he has money.

Once there's money, most girls won't mind. They'll just tell him to do tests to make sure he's clean. Once he's been certified clean, they'll marry him.

Know this and have peace.
Even without money the guys are still going to get married easily. Because many girls out there like hardcore sex, once they know you can offer them that hardcore sex , they wouldn't mind footing all expenses to be with you. For the ladies , the final whistle is to be pregnant and become baby mama for unknown papa

This I have seen.

turmacs:
Now according to the Bible, in Exodus Chapter 33 verse 11 the Bible says and I quote "Thus the Lord used to speak to Moses face to face, as man speaks to his friend" ......

Now my question here is, all of you that call yourselves Christians in this world today (especially Nigerians), is there anyone among you that God has spoken to face to face, how a man speaks to his friend ? Please I'm not talking about God speaking to you in a dream please, because that is how he speaks to all of you nowadays.. I'm talking about speaking to God face to face , just like the way you would speak to you earthly friend in a conversation...And for those of you that might bring up the argument that Moses was very special to God and he did works for God that no man was capable of, does that mean that God loves some of his children more than he loves others?

Righteousness99
nlfpmod Mynd44 Seun OAM4J farano

LoveTalk:
These are real men and not those ones out there with big bellies and fake bank account.

I see NL men avoiding this thread like plaque when they all are carry pot bellies all about.

ideatoprince18:
May this list favor me and my family

petrusevents:
Hello fellow nairalander,

Please which school offers HND to bsc conversion in south west Nigeria.
Most especially engineering students.

highchief1:
I was thinking this is normal until I left Nigeria,if I slept with 10 girls in Nigeria 7 had smelly pucis.9 don’t cum so I thought it’s normal for women.But when I left Nigeria,I discovered women even squirt and cum multiple times before I would cum.Is it that the wahala in Nigeria is affecting our women or what.

Smartguyboy:
One woman can’t match up her husband urges for sex .

BestMan001:
Mumu Nigerians supporting an old man that cannot address the press. Give a sounding acceptance speech

All that he knows is how to steal States funds.

ROYH:
So, I've been using this pc for quite some time now apart from the back up that it does not have, everything else is working perfectly until last year around June when I discovered that it's enter button and some other 2/3 buttons ain't functional again but since there's screen keyboard, I don't necessarily bother much about it as I can still be managing it.. So it wasn't in used as I do use it frequently again, so there's nothing to worry about until around December last year that I wanna use it and it started displaying this BOOT DEVICE NOT FOUND

I don't know what's wrong with it maybe it's software problems or hardware.. Please any solution would be highly appreciated.

Bukola94:
that your no. 4 is so wrong. Some HND students are better engineers than BSC holders. In fact they perform excellent in field work. I know few guys in civil engineering and architecture who are better than BSc. BSc maybe better in theory than HND. But in practical and field work, I will give it to HND

Hatrick01:
Morning fellas

I go around fucking_all this cheap girls doesnt mean i dont have my spec.

Below is how i want my future wife to be:

1. Height; her height will be atleast 5 ft 5 inches. I dont want to marry a dwarf nor a dogo yaro.


2. She must be a virgin with tight punna.
I know many nairaland girls have a very wide punna which is a no no for me.

3. She must be romantic.
I love romantic girls.


4. She must be God fearing.

5. I dont want her to be fixing nails, eyelashes is okay but not niniola type of nails.


6. She must have figure eight.
I dont want to marry a straight ruler or figure one pls.


7. She must have portable boobs.
I dont like figure nines or letter P.

8. She must be chocolate in complexion.


9. She go sabi cook.
She must be a very good chef like mariahangel or ahnie.


10. She go sabi give BJ.
She go sabi give head well well.
I luv heads.


11. Respect.; She will be respecting me,
She must be submissive to me. As in under me.


Still typing..

TheBTCinvestor:
Recently iv noticed that I have no sexual feelings towards my wife who has a baby for me and its giving me concerns. I love her and she loves me too. Even if she's naked.. I Don't get erections. Iv tried Vega 100 and Viagra and even Jekonmo bitters and its still the same...It comes hard but when I penetrate to have sex it falls..Its been very frustrating. It wasn't like this when we were dating.
The mind controls the body, there is something you are not seeing the same way again.

But I noticed when I see other girls my erection comes up. What shud I do?

Abdul05:
look at this nonentity....


What about if he had advised buhari and the later refused to listen to his bold plan...

Would tinubu force him to do so..after all ,he is not the one ruling...



You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink...

SpatialKing:
Congratulations.... Meanwhile Atiku has nothing to show in Adamawa state

Lanretoye:
you are right but our president can not be made in Aba.

Newton2024:
If it is true that Tinubu and Osibanjo have ideas that can solve Nigeria's pyramids of problems, why can't they share them with Buhari since they are one. Why must they allow Nigerians to suffer economically and die gruesomely from for eight years before they will bring out their solutions? I am confused.

We are just hyping these people for no tangible reason. They have nothing good upstairs.

NwaNimo1:
When did Nigerians become so OBIdient?

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Agurichman:
Please dear nairalanders I need an advice on this very topic .
I have a girlfriend and we have been together for 3 years now ,we've not had any big quarrels of fight and mind you I'm a gentle person,we love each other very much but she claims her love is more than mine ,let's get to the story .
I was sorting out my school assignment last week when I received a call from my girlfriend telling me that she wanted to see me urgently,I was very scared with the way she sounded and so i gave her directions to CBT center I was doing my assignment,when we finally got home ,she then told me to please forgive her that she sent her nude pics and a video to an unknown person and that the person is blackmailing her with the content to put it online,and that they are asking for a ransome and that if not they will put the contents online.
After much pleading I decided to forgive her but gave an instruction to delete all contact relating to the fraudster and that she shouldn't sent any money to them but to my greatest surprise she called me this morning to tell me that she just sent them the money and I'm very mad right now ,I'm not picking since that mmorning ,I feel like ending the relationship,please I need advice

Agurichman:
Please dear nairalanders I need an advice on this very topic .
I have a girlfriend and we have been together for 3 years now ,we've not had any big quarrels of fight and mind you I'm a gentle person,we love each other very much but she claims her love is more than mine ,let's get to the story .
I was sorting out my school assignment last week when I received a call from my girlfriend telling me that she wanted to see me urgently,I was very scared with the way she sounded and so i gave her directions to CBT center I was doing my assignment,when we finally got home ,she then told me to please forgive her that she sent her nude pics and a video to an unknown person and that the person is blackmailing her with the content to put it online,and that they are asking for a ransome and that if not they will put the contents online.
After much pleading I decided to forgive her but gave an instruction to delete all contact relating to the fraudster and that she shouldn't sent any money to them but to my greatest surprise she called me this morning to tell me that she just sent them the money and I'm very mad right now ,I'm not picking since that mmorning ,I feel like ending the relationship,please I need advice

AllahIsGarbage:
Translation:

"Please pay them. They said if they don't get the money before 3.30 they will kill us They've already started killing some of us"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvEw0plQXy4


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aumusa:
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