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PoliticsRe: China Redicules Buhari Travelling Fancy (pic) by Asebaba1(m): 3:17pm On Apr 15, 2016
Op and e is hear wailing
amaechi1:
Sorry, before you infect other well meaning Nigeria with your gullible insulation, the pix you saw was china's jet manufacturing company. Demonstrating the model of jet in their catalog.

You should be ashamed that one of the technical staff responsible for their software is barely 22 years old.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: FIRS To Recruit 1,250 New Staff by Asebaba1(m): 8:56am On Apr 15, 2016
op you too talk true. true talk there
BornnAgainChild:
Its suppose to be FIRS to recruit only family and friends....cos I don't see how this recruitment would reach the general public.....when na man know man dem go use am do undecided
PoliticsRe: Port Harcourt Refinery Begins Production Again – NNPC by Asebaba1(m): 10:00pm On Apr 13, 2016
Op Go Niger now since Nigeria tire you. Na our neighboring country
opeaceo:
“It is not in full capacity. Production is between three and five million litres daily,” spokesman Garba Deen Muhammad said. Work resumed last week.

Today, it is working, tomorrow it isn't working, next week, it is about to start production, who do we believe?? Nigeria don tire person, to each his own.
RomanceRe: 5 Reasons Why You Should Not Get Married by Asebaba1(m): 11:41am On Apr 13, 2016
Op is there 100percent assurance that couples will live together till end of time?
talktonase:
dont mind OP it is when he gets old that he will crave companion ship and by then it is lonliness that will kill him.
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Seducing Men, Help by Asebaba1(m): 7:05am On Apr 09, 2016
Op Your happiness is the major priority in life, tell her clearly "if she cant coordinate herself take her to her parent for her to complete her home lesson and if she continue to misbehave tell her bye bye" it is better you leave alone that with such woman
Car TalkRe: Strange Car Spotted At Ikotun, Lagos Yesterday(pics) by Asebaba1(m): 4:56pm On Feb 22, 2016
Op can you think? Talk more of implementing.
feldido:
This is madness
PoliticsRe: Why Is Fuel #87 In The North And #120 - #130 In The East? by Asebaba1(m): 2:47pm On Jan 13, 2016
Op because they are selfish there in the east

99100:
I'm a resident and indigene of Orlu geopolitical zone.
After a turbulent week as a result of fuel scarcity and hike in Imo state , I'm compressed to ask this question ; Why do we buy fuel between #120 -130 and the same fuel is being sold #87 in the north? Does it mean that the govt only subsidises fuel that goes to the north.... and easterners can buy high.
RomanceRe: See The Question I Asked That Made Her Angry... by Asebaba1(m): 10:41pm On Dec 27, 2015
It is a nice question man, she might be guilty of abortion
Samfigo1:
Hello everyone! I didn't want to bring this up but I can't just imagine how this question could make her so annoyed. Before I say the question, let me take you down the memory lane.
I started dating this girl for two months(I don't know if we're still dating, I'll tell you the reason why I say so), everything has been going on smoothly not until recently when we started asking each other questions. She has asked me so many questions, some of the questions are as follow:

My Babe: Have you dated before?

Me : Of course!

My Babe: Why did u break up?

Me: We didn't get along with each other, so we decided to call it quit.

My Babe: Oh I see....

She has asked me series of questions but I never asked her any.
One day precisely 3days ago, I decided to ask her this simple question that shouldn't take a minute to answer!
Have you been pregnant before? She paused and looked straight into my eyes and said What sort of question is that? What do l take her for? Am I saying she had done abortions before? She hissed, stood and left, since 2days now we've not called, sent text to each other.
Does the question sound absurd? why did she take it so personal? I have decided not to apologize because I don't think I have done wrong, that's why I said earlier that I don't know if we're still dating!
RomanceRe: Guys Can You Date Or Marry A Yoruba Girl! by Asebaba1(m): 10:36pm On Dec 27, 2015
Once they see yoruba man that love them, yoy are a gonna and even after marriage they still continue their runs life.
quote author=chiboy1928 post=41395685]Please guys from other tribes,who are currently dating a yoruba lady or married to a yoruba girl,kindly advise a broda who is presently dating a yoruba girl,d girl is loving, caring humble and down to earth and I must confess dis is my first time of dating a Yoruba lady. For guys who are presently In my shoe are yoruba girls dat nice and worthy to be married to,kindly advise broda so I won't make mistake dat would cost me my happiness in future.[/quote]
PoliticsRe: Kaduna Refinery Restarts Production by Asebaba1(m): 12:14am On Dec 21, 2015
Opn when will you start using your brain and think like human, like someone from one nation?
Txonyi:
so wait instead of rehabilitating and restarting PH or WARRI refineries knowing fully well that these places produce the oil, buharam and co restarted KADUNA abi?
now if i call him a bigot tribalist or better still SADIST, running a loopsided govt now someone will start crying and calling me names abi?
well he should continue
nigeria will DIE soonest
FamilyRe: Best Reply To When Your Wife Says No Sex Tonight.. by Asebaba1(m): 7:29am On Oct 16, 2015
op
Teempakguy:
nice joke . . . try this in real life, and you won't be having sex for three months. cheesy
must man have it with wife alone. There are many alternatives. Some women dont know the importance of sex with their husbands
CelebritiesRe: I Know I Will Never See My Country Like This- Paul Okoye by Asebaba1(m): 4:50pm On Oct 07, 2015
Okoye: your death time is close then because Nigeria will surely be better than this.
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Probe Jonathan’s Sale Of NITEL/MTEL by Asebaba1(m): 10:39am On Aug 19, 2015
Buha
chesterlee:
Probe Probe Probe....Everyday!

Op Buhari should face his promises...before his tenure ends in probing.

$1 - N1
Daily food for primary school students
N40 fuel
N5000 for unemployed Nigerians etc
Hope you are up to 18, Because i know it is only kids that makes such statement expecting everything that is meant for 4years to come under two months. be wise
How would this affect the life of a common
Nigerian?



Buhari should face his promises...before his tenure ends in probing.

$1 - N1
Daily food for primary school students
N40 fuel
N5000 for unemployed Nigerians etc
PoliticsRe: PDP Lists Jonathan's Projects Buhari Is Trying To Take Glory For (SEE LIST) by Asebaba1(m): 10:12pm On Aug 14, 2015
op There are some comments you should not make if something does not affect you, because your crucked ways have been blocked.
try and be wise and use your brain. help the nation to grow.
to learn good work thief.

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deadZONE:
Are they not thieves and liars
God would expose them,
instead of solving the
problems of the nation
they are taking pictures
and looking for stolen money
to re-steal .. pathetic bunch of
blockheads.
PoliticsRe: El-rufai Orders Banks To Close Govt. Accounts, Remit Balance To CBN by Asebaba1(m): 5:11pm On Aug 06, 2015
Kaduna is a lucky state , really
EducationRe: The Disadvantages Of The National Open University Of Nigeria by Asebaba1(m): 6:19pm On Aug 02, 2015
OP
I THINK MANY OF YOU ARE FRUSTRATED WITH LIFE ITSELF, DONT HAVE FOCUS AND CAN BUILD YOUR CAREER TALK MORE OF ENCOURAGING WHAT SOMEONE ELSE HAS DONE.
IDLENESS IS AFFECTING MY OF YOU SO YOU DONT EVEN HAVE DIRECTION,
TRY AND THINK, MAKE RESEARCH BETTER BEFORE WRITING,
chowlade:
[b]1. National Open University has been barred from the compulsory National youth Service Scheme due to not meeting up with N.U.C Specifications.

2. B.S.C Nursing in National Open university of Nigeria has been withdrawn

3. B.S.C Community health and extension worker has been changed to public health has instructed by the NUC

4. There Is Endemic Corruption In The National Open University Of Nigeria fees Charges due to the E-payment of School fees.

5. NOUN Centers across the country are the worst educational environment you can ever think of in the country that an average primary school is better off

6. NOUN student doesn't participate in the compulsory NYSC

7. NOUN student are less Employed on the field due to lack of experience

8. NOUN student are not paid the stipulated N10000 0r 15000 after industrial attachment.

9. Students do not attend lectures in Noun, they only read their course materials which are not always readily available for collection in their School library

10. Young NOUN Students are easily turn into destitute. My neighbors that are studying in NOUN, Smoke Weed/Cigarette, Alcohol, Womanize e.t.c till they eventually graduate.

11.NOUN Student are not researchers.

12 T.M.A (Tutor marked Assignment) portal has been hacked, students go directly there to collect readily available answers for test and examination, thereby enabling student to no longer need to study for TMA to get 30/30 in the Tutor marked assignment cause it is share, for sale e.t.c amongst themselves of which same Exposed TMA are to be repeated again in their examination.

13. NOUN is not on Nigeria university rankings according to the best institution in Nigeria. so therefore not competing with the conventional universities

14. There is total confusion in the System

15 Student union is totally forbidden in the tertiary institution

Add yours

In short, the National Open University Of Nigeria is the worst Tertiary Institution anywhere across the globe. I will therefore strongly urge the National University commission to Look into the System of this tertiary institution and removed the institution out of the existing educational system in Nigeria.
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lalasticlala, ishilove
CelebritiesRe: This Pretty Girl Wants To Join Nairaland. Pls Suggest A User Name 4 Her. (Photo) by Asebaba1(m): 6:42pm On Jul 22, 2015
u gly
CelebritiesRe: Stephanie Okereke-linus Flaunts Baby Bump, Poses With Husband by Asebaba1(m): 12:01pm On Jun 23, 2015
so happy for her, she is the actress i love most .
RomanceRe: Meet The Kano Lady Who Promised To Buy Car & House For Any Man Who Marries Her by Asebaba1(m): 8:25pm On Jun 18, 2015
God is the provider of partner, and it is still not a sin to be alone.
Make the best decision and live happily, living , loving and sharing.
RomanceRe: Whats Your Spec ( Guys Only, Ladies Watch) Pics by Asebaba1(m): 10:53am On Jun 13, 2015
all are good , non is good
EducationRe: Sad But True! Job Tales By Jumia Labourers(workers) by Asebaba1(m): 1:22pm On Jun 06, 2015
if they continue like that , we will stop patronizing them and we will tarnish their their built image on Social network
AmesRodriquez:
Hi Everybody,

For a job to be properly done and for a sound output, the well-being of the staffs need to be considered and a conducive environment provided, policies that are detrimental to the well-being of the staff should not be enforced on people and people should not be exploited.

My questions are,

* Why should new policies be enforced on the warehouse without consideration on the effect it will cause to our health?

FIRSTLY,

ware house for eight hours standing.

SECONDLY,

conditions are very poor and no proper ventilation is being catered for.

THIRDLY,

more break and you cant leave the warehouse on any excuse except you are dying.

To the appropriate bodies I address our complains to

How would you feel Mr. CEO, Human Resource Department, Senior Managers, Corporate Offices, Operations and to every Department responsible for making JUMIA what it is today, how will you feel if you are being placed under such conditions

Let look at the following scenarios together:

Assuming your son was standing in the ware house where he was working and stood for 24 hours which is 3 days and on the fourth day when he came to work he slumped due to leg pain and as we speak they are hanging his leg in the orthopedic hospital will you be happy to hear that. Probably it could be your brother , sister, son or daughter that undergo the same situation and fell down and while falling the person heat his or her head on the table and now needs surgery.

It could be your loved ones in the same situation standing for 40 hours a week how do you expect the child to feel at home, accidents can happen to anybody.

To the almighty operations that brought in this law of standing to work to what aim is this law brought into enforcement, I clearly remember the days of black Friday the work was stressful most of us worked 24 hours and there was no law like standing all day to work. I also did check the bylaws of a standard procedure of a warehouse and there is no place I saw where you stand to work all day.

Let do the math’s 8 hours per day, 4 hours a week and 160 hours a month of standing to work please create the picture in your mind and please tell yourselves the truth what will be the outcome.

Maybe the laws should be enforced for each and every staff of jumia , AIG that we all stand to work and after a week will come back and draw out an analysis to see if the law is worth it and if the work will be properly delivered.

To MR APOORVA who keeps bringing in new laws, you delay salaries till when you feel like. Now you’ve said we work standing for 9 nine hours. Just recently you also said no more breaks except the person is dying , please kindly tell the whole house what your aim is, is it to cripple peoples kids or to render Nigerians youth helpless after working in the office?

Please we plead that the appropriate bodies think of this new policy and please provide the necessary measures for both the new & world ware house that will enable us to work well.

I WANT TO USE THIS MEDIUM TO THANK EVERY ONE OF YOU FOR TAKING OUT TIME TO READ THIS MEMO.

THANKS
FamilyRe: I Can't Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Asebaba1(m): 6:35pm On May 30, 2015
Get a work for her too , so that both of you get tired and do it equally,
ConfessionsNgr:
I think my marriage is in trouble already. I am a civil servant, while my wife is a full time housewife. I work 8am to 5pm daily, but I have to leave home 6am and get back 8pm, in order to beat traffic. So anytime I return, I am always tired, like they say "body no be wood". We have a kid already, and our marriage is just 4 years. My wife always complain of my performance in bed. I can only last a round, and the round only lasts for few minutes. I have tried using performance-enhancement drugs, but the side effects are much. The doctor says I need a lot of rest to have a lot of virility. But how can I rest when I am hardly home, I wish my wife will understand, but she is always saying I am not man enough on bed. I wish I could satisfy her sexually too, I try my best to, but it is not just enough. I love my wife so much and I will do anything for her and our marriage. But in this case, I just don't know what to do. Please help save my marriage, my wife is an housewife and anything can happen.

Source: http://confessionsnigeria.com/post/94/how-can-i-satisfy-my-wife
PoliticsRe: Top Ten Most "Handsome" Nigerian Politicians by Asebaba1(m): 1:39pm On May 18, 2015
op: these pictures really made my day
PoliticsRe: Asari Mobilizing And 5,000 Militants Lined Behind Him {photo} by Asebaba1(m): 9:15am On Apr 02, 2015
CP:
SEE OWNER OF HIGHER INSTITUTION I BEG
NA THUGS GO FULL THAT SCHOOL
AND CULTISM WILL BE THE ORDER OF THE DAY
BlackGirlsCode:
Now you're disappointed?

O sese bere ni.

Wetin Buhari do you?

He forced you to put all your eggs in one basket?

Buhari hasn't been sworn in yet and you're already pointing fingers.
CelebritiesRe: Photo: Before Tonto Dikeh Lost Her Innocence by Asebaba1(m): 3:47pm On Mar 26, 2015
@op: thank God say men help you
contactmorak:
So much has gone under the bridge!


https://instagram.com/p/0rliuyr4dm/
PoliticsRe: If You Are A CATHOLIC And Vote For BUHARI You Will Die After Election by Asebaba1(m): 1:58pm On Mar 23, 2015
op: you dont have right over a lizards life talk more of person. if it is your way of worshiping and it is your denomination that teaches you this. please use your brain. i dont intend writing to fools like you but i have to.
PoliticsRe: Checkout This Photo Of Coca Cola Customized With 'Vote For Goodluck Jonathan' by Asebaba1(m): 11:08am On Feb 07, 2015
Coke if you dont know what brought you to Nigeria we will stop patronizing you, You know what it will look like not drinking coke or any of your products again.
mutuan dole

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