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Romance / Re: Would You Stay In This Bathroom For Such Amount (pics) by Asegzy: 9:30am On May 09, 2017
I have a serious phobia for roaches
But for $75mil ,I'll stay for a month grin

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Drug Tested After Champions League Hat-trick Verge24.com by Asegzy: 7:03pm On May 03, 2017
ib4real95:

STFU bītćh! Hes just a good goalscorer.. messi is the all time best.
what's d main aim of playing the game then?? ?

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Politics / Re: Emir Sunusi Apologizes To Ganduje - 5 Northern Governors Beg On His Behalf by Asegzy: 12:05am On May 02, 2017
Awww...... cry Sanusi Don bend to their will.
Now the north will never be enlightened and free from The shackles of religious bigotry and tyranny sad

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Romance / Re: Blowjobs How Do You Persuade Her by Asegzy: 11:51pm On May 01, 2017
Just give her some head, she'll likely follow suit

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Romance / Re: I Mess(fart) A Lot by Asegzy: 11:49pm On May 01, 2017
sleeknick:
Kari ur yanch and two native fowl to benin. they will adjust ur anus for u.. .
very funny grin
Nairaland / General / Re: How Do You Know He Loves You by Asegzy: 11:43pm On May 01, 2017
Jealousy is a good way to know
Jealousy and love are different sides to the same emotion.
Even God loves us and he's also very jealous
U can try to do things to make him jealous.
In most cases, a jealous guy is Truly in love with you.

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Romance / Re: Guys, Do You Care About This? (photos) by Asegzy: 4:38pm On May 01, 2017
I don't even notice it sef
Romance / Re: lll by Asegzy: 8:11am On May 01, 2017
People always get it wrong.
It's not "the days after her period "that matters
It's actually the day when her period started that is used for calculation.
For a girl with a regular menstrual cycle (btw 26-30 days),9 days after her period started is considered safe.
10-12days after is not too safe. 13-16days after is very risky.
At least, this is the best I can explain in lay man terms

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Autos / Re: Customiz Your Car Parts by Asegzy: 9:34am On Apr 30, 2017
Show us some samples of your work

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Romance / Re: The Lady Who Said She Slept With 2788 Men, Reacts To The Condemnation (video) by Asegzy: 7:55pm On Apr 27, 2017
Please don't make this kind of ladies your role models
They try to convince people publicly that everything is okay but they are secretly battling a whole lot of diseases.
I have a lot of so called slay queens that chat with me privately about health issues ranging from stds to infertility and sexual disinterest Etc.
How can a girl have sex with over 2000men.
A girl will be 25yrs of age and her sexual age will be like that of an 80year old grandma. undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardashian Shows Off ‘natural Unedited Bum’ Wearing A Thong Bikini Photo by Asegzy: 2:37pm On Apr 27, 2017
Very fake ass

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Car Talk / Re: BMW Is Already Recalling New M760li Over Oil Leak – Quite Fast! by Asegzy: 10:17am On Apr 27, 2017
An automobile recall doesn't mean a car is bad. It's just making necessary corrections after a post market survey.
A car company that recalls cars is a reliable one
Crime / Re: Lady Cries Out After Police Refused To Arrest Rich Boyfriend Who Battered Her... by Asegzy: 10:13am On Apr 27, 2017
The babe should tell us what she did or said undecided
To cause this level of battering.
The story ain't complete
Celebrities / Senator Isiaka Adeleke's Cause Of Death. by Asegzy: 3:59pm On Apr 26, 2017
Senator Isiaka Adeleke was said to have gone for a meeting and ceremonies the day before he died.

He came home and complained of calf pain...he was given injections and later was confirmed dead.

I can stake money that the late Honourable senator died from Pulmonary embolism or inferior myocardial infarction.

How many hospitals if any in Nigeria has facilities for D-Dimer, CT angiogram and ventilation - perfusion scans?

How many hospitals in Nigeria has facilities for arterial blood gas measurements ?

Does Nigeria have functioning emergency services?

How many Nigerian pulmonologists and cardiologists HAVE EVER USED RETEPLASE?

Are we not tired of a country where a neurosurgeon cannot do surgeries because there is no hot water in theater or a country where the Intensive care unit in a hospital is only 8 beds with only one infusion pump that is not working but has the local government chairman going home with 200 million naira per month?

We await the autopsy results but this is another reminder to the Nigerian big man class that when death strikes....their money cannot save them especially where they have under equipped Hospitals and poorly trained staff who only read about the use of these facilities IN TEXTBOOKS.

There are some deaths that will kill you Nigerian politician within hours before you can unsuccessfully enter a plane to fly for 12 hours or more to reach any western country for medical care.

Even your air ambulance will not save you.

There are many things to do with 50 million dollars than keeping it in a safe in ikoyi without an owner.

May the Nigerian thieving and stupid political class and So called idiotic elite RECEIVE SENSE.

May the soul of the senator rest in peace. cry

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Nairaland / General / Denzel Washington's Inspirational Speech by Asegzy: 11:04am On Apr 25, 2017
Romance / Re: Would You Sleep With A Midget? by Asegzy: 9:45am On Apr 25, 2017
segebase:
big long D can't fvck midget... its for guys with small D
dont be to sure bro.
Everything in a midget is normal apart from their limbs and head
Politics / Re: 20 Pictures From Nigerian History That’ll Make You Wish You Could Time Travel by Asegzy: 9:42am On Apr 25, 2017
Just take a look at those groundnut pyramids.
Our situation right now is so pathetic
Autos / Re: Reg 2005 Model Volvo S40 For Sale!! SOLD!! SOLD!!! by Asegzy: 1:20am On Apr 22, 2017
Sorry bros. ...... But I pity the person that buys the car anyways Cos it's the truth undecided
Car Talk / Re: BMW Owners' Forum by Asegzy: 1:09am On Apr 22, 2017
Pls add my number to d bimmer group
08082308760
Literature / Re: I Just Walked In On My Babe Sleeping With Another Babe(pls What Should I Do) by Asegzy: 5:11pm On Apr 20, 2017
dingbang:
Lol... A lesbian will forever be a lesbian...
most girls have had a lesbian experience.
I just don't know what their fucking problem is. undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Munachi Abii Smokes WEED And Chills With No Makeup On by Asegzy: 4:56pm On Apr 20, 2017
I don't trust the babe with the dog grin

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Romance / Re: Do Girls Love Unprotected Sex More Than Guys? by Asegzy: 4:45pm On Apr 20, 2017
Ladies are very dumb when they are in the mood for sex.
The only thing that comes to their mind is asking, "do u love me"?
As if any guy will say no grin.
Condom no dey their dictionary.
But wait ooooo.......,how come ladies no too comment for this thread? shocked

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Watch What US Drone Caught Two Muslims Doing To Their Sheep In Afghanistan! by Asegzy: 6:54pm On Apr 19, 2017
Islamic perverts cheesy

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Car Talk / Re: 5 Amazing Advantages Of Manual Transmission Vehicles You Never Knew by Asegzy: 6:21pm On Apr 19, 2017
Just try manual in a BMW E46
And U'll just love the music the engine produces grin

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Celebrities / Re: Tekno Is Sick, Off To America For Treatment Of Acid Reflux by Asegzy: 3:54pm On Apr 19, 2017
Tekno just go waste him money
How can you travel out because of reflux oesophagitis
Are you sure he's telling the truth About his condition ?? ?
Autos / Re: Reg 2005 Model Volvo S40 For Sale!! SOLD!! SOLD!!! by Asegzy: 3:37pm On Apr 18, 2017
browseyd22:


Dat car was manufactured mistakenly.. .very very useless car
1.1m imagine I won't buy it for 200k
thank you bro
Investment / Re: Where To Get Soft Loan? by Asegzy: 3:18pm On Apr 18, 2017
Check paylater.ng
You won't regret it
Autos / Re: Reg 2005 Model Volvo S40 For Sale!! SOLD!! SOLD!!! by Asegzy: 3:04pm On Apr 18, 2017
Anybody that has driven that particular model of Volvo or knows anyone that has, Will know why I call that car a useless car.
As far as naija is concerned, that car wasn't made for the tropics.
It's number one problem is overheating and the engine warps almost immediately.
If you want that car, better keep money aside for a new engine.
A friend of mine owned one and I know 6 other guys who complained of the Same problem .
To be forewarned is to be forearmed angry


USELESS CAR!! !!!!!

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Car Talk / Re: How Reliable Are Bmws by Asegzy: 2:57pm On Apr 18, 2017
Op.. .....you can Neva go wrong with a BMW E46.
Bmw is a solid brand and the e46 is their strongest and most reliable model.
Contrary to popular belief, it is very cheap to maintain if not cheaper than a Toyota sef and the fuel consumption is very good
I'll advise you to go for the 6 cyl 2.0-2.5l engine.
The e46 is a classic case of eating your cake and having it.
It's strong and reliable with good street rep and also easy to maintain with low fuel consumption.
I've been driving one for 4 yrs and still looks new.
Don't worry, a trial will convince you

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