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Health / Re: Doctors In India Extract A Live Cockroach From Woman's Skull (pic, Video) by Asegzy: 9:20am On Feb 04, 2017 |
That cockroach was extracted from her nostril not her skull na. It happens all the time, nothing surprising. Is that how a skull looks like? |
Autos / Re: My First Time Of Seeing Airbags by Asegzy: 10:14pm On Feb 03, 2017 |
ShoProperties:lol!! |
Romance / Re: How Do Married Men manage thier Wives With loosed vagina (Big Farmland)? by Asegzy: 2:06am On Jan 29, 2017 |
The fact of nature still remains Men are polygamous Your wife's vag is a borehole, Marry soda one or get a side chick. Problem solved |
Car Talk / Re: Stolen Car by Asegzy: 5:22pm On Jan 22, 2017 |
What's the color and plate number |
Food / Re: Recipe: How To Make Nigerian Fried Rice, Full Steps by Asegzy: 4:28pm On Jan 21, 2017 |
Na fried rice be this? 5 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: Which Is Better? Automatic Transmission Or Manual Transmission by Asegzy: 8:26am On Jan 21, 2017 |
So in love with my manual BMW E46 car. Can't trust an auto while overtaking 1 Share
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Romance / Have You Noticed That Other Tribes Don't Marry Yoruba Girls by Asegzy: 7:27pm On Jan 18, 2017 |
I just noticed that guys from other tribes don't marry Yoruba girls. Even Yoruba guys intermarry with other tribes. Why is this so? |
Autos / Re: 2010 Toyota Corolla Le Thumb Start Engine Toks by Asegzy: 10:32pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
Jesus Christ of Nazareth! !!!!!! Corolla of 3.8m Choi!!! ! 2 Likes |
Business / Re: The Type Of People Praying For MMM To Crash by Asegzy: 9:57am On Jan 15, 2017 |
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Religion / Unfortunately, Hell Is As Real As You And Me by Asegzy: 9:26am On Jan 15, 2017 |
U may not believe in the concept of hell but hell is as real as u and me. But before I explain, u must understand 3 points 1. We were made to serve God alone. (in other words, we are not supposed to have any rights at all) 2. Hell wasn't made for humans, only for the devil and his cohorts 3. The prophecies in the Bible are gradually coming to pass. (no matter how hard u try to console or deceive yourselves) Now,Adam and eve were so naive that they didn't even know they were Unclad . We were made not to think logically or be intelligent. We were just meant to be toys for God like other animals. But by virtue of the fact that They took the fruit which was forbidden ,It altered us and made us smarter and we now have to choose to follow God or the devil. We have the potential to be like God but we are cut short by death because Adam and eve were prevented from eating from the tree of life. (had it been they had also eaten of the tree of life ,we would have been like God. Imagine Albert Einstein living forever) . Nb: Adam and eve were allowed to eat from the tree of life. But after eating from the tree of knowledge ,they Were banned from the tree of life. The effects of the tree of life was seen in them and their immediate generations but the effect is now very minimal or has waned off completely. We are the only species who are liable to judgement because we were the only species that ate the forbidden fruit. God loves us so much, u just don't know it. That's why he sent his son to come and show us the way. He knows it's not easy to serve him fully. Our righteousness is like filthy rags but he still loves us. Read Genesis chapter 3 |
Religion / Re: Are You Afraid Of Hell? How To Throw Your Fear In The Trash Bin by Asegzy: 9:22am On Jan 15, 2017 |
U may not believe in the concept of hell but hell is as real as u and me. But before I explain, u must understand 3 points 1. We were made to serve God alone. (in other words, we are not supposed to have any rights at all) 2. Hell wasn't made for humans, only for the devil and his cohorts 3. The prophecies in the Bible are gradually coming to pass. (no matter how hard u try to console or deceive yourselves) Now,Adam and eve were so naive that they didn't even know they were naked . We were made not to think logically or be intelligent. We were just meant to be toys for God like other animals. But by virtue of the fact that They took the fruit which was forbidden It altered us and made us smarter and we now have to choose to follow God or the devil. We have the potential to be like God but we are cut short by death because Adam and eve were prevented from eating from the tree of life. We are the only species who are liable to judgement because we were the only species that ate the forbidden fruit. God loves us so much, u just don't know it. That's why he sent his son to come and show us the way. He knows it's not easy to serve him fully. Our righteousness is like filthy rags but he still loves us. Read Genesis chapter 3 1 Like |
Investment / Re: Has MMM Paid You? by Asegzy: 8:37am On Jan 15, 2017 |
Make una relax na U should even be lucky they reopened I just wonder how the system will run again with everyone panicking |
Car Talk / Re: A Nairalander Finished His Speedometer On Nigerian Road by Asegzy: 8:29am On Jan 15, 2017 |
180kmph ain't too fast na I reach that speed almost everytime I travel with my bimmer as I don't even feel it |
Crime / Re: El Chapo, Joaquín Guzmán Loera, The Most Wanted And Notorious Drug Lord Ever. by Asegzy: 8:13am On Jan 15, 2017 |
Watch the TV series NARCOS and you won't regret ever doing so 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Lindaikejisblog Is Failing And It Seems Linda Ikeji Has Not Realized It. by Asegzy: 6:40am On Jan 15, 2017 |
I was formerly a lindaikeji blog addict But those ads make the blog so slow in loading which can be very annoying Can't remember wen last I opened lindaikeji. 10 Likes |
Education / Re: Richest Men In World History And Their Source Of Wealth by Asegzy: 6:15pm On Jan 08, 2017 |
Pablo escobar The greatest drug kingpin in history 6 Likes |
Romance / Re: My Pussy Is Clean And Well Shaved by Asegzy: 10:26pm On Jan 03, 2017 |
Shaved or bushy, a slacked pussy is useless |
Romance / Re: I Need 9inch Dickk In My Pussy by Asegzy: 10:22pm On Jan 03, 2017 |
Are you not the lady with the slack pussy? |
Food / Re: 'only People With No Home Training Eat Fufu Or Eba With Their Hands by Asegzy: 3:45pm On Jan 03, 2017 |
This girl stupid sha |
Health / Simple Test For Detecting Vagina Looseness. by Asegzy: 1:58pm On Jan 03, 2017 |
A majority of women across the globe suffer from the issue of a loose vagina at some point in their life. Loose vaginas is a cause of concern, since it makes it difficult for women to experience heightened sexual sensations and to have orgasm owing the reduction of friction between the vag and the joystick . In addition to this, it causes lack of confidence in women. Not sure if you have a loose vag? Here is a simple test THE FINGER TEST TIGHT: Simply slide your forefinger into your vag, clasp it with the labia by contracting the muscles . If you can't remove the finger easily, you have a very tight vag REGULAR: insert your index and middle fingers to assess tightness as compared to a single finger,clasp it with the labia by contracting the muscles. If u can't remove the fingers easily, you are regular. LOOSE: anything more than 2 fingers. But If you can insert your ring, middle, and index finger together and cannot feel anything, then it is most likely you are very loose. If you discover your vag is loose and your partner(s) is not complaining, He probably has already noticed it and does not want to hurt your feelings or Is already planning on how to ditch you. This issue destroys a lot of relationships. Thankfully, there are ways you can tighten it back up again. Don’t wait until your vagina is loose to take action. Do something about it today and you will see a big difference within a couple of weeks. When you employ tightening techniques, you ought to be back to normal in several months. It takes some effort, however. You can’t just perform one or two exercises in a day and expect to bounce back. If you want to tighten your vagina and get it back to what it was when you were younger, you are going to have to put in some effort. The main thing is you should remain positive. You do not need to contemplate surgery as there are other ways to tighten the muscles that surround your vagina.
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Celebrities / Re: See How Curvy Nigerian Video Vixen Goes ‘n*ked’ To Promote Herself (photos) by Asegzy: 1:55am On Jan 01, 2017 |
There is quality a$$ and there is stupid a$$ This a$$ is just plain stupid and disgusting |
Health / Re: Nurse Pulls Off Baby’s Hand During Delivery In Ikorodu by Asegzy: 12:07pm On Dec 29, 2016 |
It is the woman in labor and relatives that were stupid enough to go for delivery by an auxiliary nurse who is without any supervision Nigerians like cheap things 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is About To Dump Me Due To My Small Penis, by Asegzy: 7:19am On Dec 28, 2016 |
Bro, if u have a small d**k, There is virtually nothing u can do about it. You are not alone in This issue Bro. But u have to learn to live with it. Most ladies don't orgasm through sexual intercourse alone,So U have to learn to be very good in pre-intimacy and other forms of romance like fingering ,cunninglingus etc. There are also pen*s extension sleeves that can help. But firstly, how small are you? Drugs, pumps etc don't work. 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: American Preacher Blasts Obama, Nigeria And The Entire Black Race (Video) by Asegzy: 9:32am On Dec 25, 2016 |
What have blacks offered the world besides entertainment, animal athletism, and big black joysticks. Just take a look at Africa.. ... We are a big joke, No country is doing well A continent were rulers get greedy and are intoxicated With power. Nigeria is the only country in the world that has Crude oil in commercial quantities, Diverse mineral resources in commercial quantities A very fertile vast land, Wonderful climate. But right now we have become a laughing stock with a failed government. Now, youths of today have no future or hope. THE WORST THING THAT HAPPENED TO NIGERIA IS OUR INDEPENDENCE! !!! 9 Likes |
Celebrities / Naij.com Owner Revealed!! by Asegzy: 2:20pm On Dec 18, 2016 |
Who really is the owner of Naij.com and what exactly are they up to? From the information I gleaned online, the owner of Naij.com is a Belarus man called Vital Laptenok who lives in Minsk, Belarus and has worked with TUT.BY, a Belarus base news and content website. When I visited his Facebook page, I was hoping to meet it painted with all green and white, judging from the way he decorates Naij.com with green white green. But I was wrong! Nothing on his page that depicts anything Nigeria in any way, then I realize he is just like a prostitute who sleeps with men she hates because of money. Why is the ownership of a website as big as Naij.com shrouded in secrecy from day one? Because the owners knew exactly what they were up to from the beginning. That site was built on stolen content and has continued to thrive on stolen content, tiptoeing into people’s website to steal content at will without shame or remorse. They steal from big and small websites in Nigeria. How did a site that specializes in content piracy made it to the very top in Nigeria news market? Well, that’s what happens in a society where the majority of its citizen don’t know how to distinguish right from wrong, a society where mediocrity is celebrated, a society where everything goes and no one dare to ask questions. NAIJ. COM AND ITS MANY CRIMES. Last year (2014) DailyPost of Nigeria made an effort to take Naij.com to court over what they called “brazen stealing of its content by naij.com”. DailyPost in a press release affirmed that it was a sad development that a news website like Naij.com, that is supposed to know the legal implication of content piracy and plagiarism, to continue to lift its material word for word without any authorization nor due credit. According to DailyPost, the only additional work noticed in the copied version of several of its original stories uncovered on Naij.com was the removal of DailyPost from the text. A search on naij.com showed that more than 80 news items were copied over the last few weeks. In 2013, Naij.com was accused of engaging in the DNS poisoning of some ISPs such as Etisalat which ultimately redirect traffic from popular sites (Nairaland.com and Google.com.ng) to my.naij.com. How this was sorted out and who really was behind it remain a mystery but the truth is that Naij,com’s name was found in there. Early this year, we spent weeks working on a single article, the richest musicians in Nigeria. Just a moment after the article was published, Naij shamelessly joined the bandwagon of copycats and tiptoed in here while we were asleep at night and lifted the content in the most debasing manner – word for word and published on their website. Twice we contacted them through their official email (info@naij.com) requesting for the article to be removed or at least give us due credit, and twice we got zero response. Finally, we had to resort to Google DMCA to get the article removed from Google search. For a big website to act in this manner is rather unforgivable. Earning Millions From Other People’s Work This website is probably one of the highest earning websites in Nigeria right now, shoulder to shoulder with Linda Ikeji or even more. Yet, they could not spend to create content. Imagine Constative.com spending a fortune from our meager earnings to create value, responsible content only for irresponsible content piracy website like Naij to lift it overnight and be earning millions with it. As if that was not enough, they go ahead and be spamming our comment sections with the purpose of link back building. Who builds link back from comment, except spammers? For a site that earns over N20million per month to be spamming an upcoming news website is just unbecoming, debasing, and classless. Last time, they contacted me to publish a sponsored post on WealthResult.com for the purpose of getting a link back to Jiji which is one of their websites. I demanded for N50, 000, after beating about the bush, I asked them to pay just N25, 000 since the article will be adding value to us too, they disappeared for months without any reply only to surface again and made the same request, but this time, without asking how much I am willing to take, they offered to pay me N4, 000 and told me “that is ok for me”. So, Naij not only steal from us, they also think they have the right to determine how much we can charge for promotion and advertisement. Only God knows how they are treating their Nigerian staffs who work day and night to lift other people’s content for them. But one thing I want to tell Naij and other companies operating in Nigeria who thinks this nation is a free for all, who thinks they can do all things and get away with it. I want to tell you that you lied, your battle is about to begin! https://constative.com/news/who-owner-naij-com-news-site-steals-content
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Business / Re: The Type Of People Praying For MMM To Crash by Asegzy: 7:09am On Dec 15, 2016 |
I have 700k in Mmm My bros, Mmm Don crash Don't give yourself hope. Count your losses and move on. It's just another investment gone bad |
Romance / Re: I Like Guys But Girls Turn Me On by Asegzy: 7:02am On Dec 15, 2016 |
Op, I don't blame you The body of some ladies can be so hot. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Investment / Re: Mmm Is Working Again ---- Halleluya by Asegzy: 6:47am On Dec 15, 2016 |
You no see the date on your order? Who u wan deceive? Mmm is dead, burial in january |
Investment / Re: . by Asegzy: 7:06am On Dec 14, 2016 |
Lol |
Celebrities / Re: I Can’t Marry A Man With Less Than N500 Million – Linda Ikeji by Asegzy: 6:28am On Dec 14, 2016 |
All the people with such money are either old or married already. Good luck linda 4 Likes 1 Share |
Business / Mmm Will Definitely Continue. ........but by Asegzy: 12:17am On Dec 14, 2016 |
Mmm will definitely continue but a panic has already been created. When Mmm is up and running, everybody will rush to get help but who will provide the help? ? .....you?? ? Therefore it is a logical conclusion that it has crashed 1 Like |
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