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Family / Re: How Can Husband Be AA And Wife Is AS, And Baby Is SS? by Asegzy: 6:13pm On Dec 31, 2023
Mna?? shocked
For ur mind "d" in dna means dad cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Ladies, Body Count Does Matter by Asegzy: 8:46am On Nov 08, 2023
kokakola:
Women marry a man they believe have a Good future. Men marry a woman who has a Good past.
If a man's future matters to a woman, then a woman's past matters to a man.

Spot on
Romance / Re: Ladies, Body Count Does Matter by Asegzy: 8:45am On Nov 08, 2023
Samantha124:
I'm only advising you based on what you and other men here on nairaland would usually say.

And I'm not trying to be the best here, but just giving you a friendly advice...🤣🤣🤣

Thank you dear
Advice noted
Romance / Re: Ladies, Body Count Does Matter by Asegzy: 8:22am On Nov 08, 2023
Samantha124:
If I were you I'd worry about your wife's body counts and the paternity of that baby because he doesn't resemble any of you...🤣🤣🤣

You've got bigger problems ahead of you and I'm not one of them...🤣🤣🤣

Lame...
Is dat d best u got?
Give up already cos it's a lost cause
Ure just grasping at straws
Romance / Re: Ladies, Body Count Does Matter by Asegzy: 12:34am On Nov 08, 2023
Samantha124:
He wants to show off his family forgetting that the internet never forgets... grin grin grin


E pain you?
Show off yours if u get mind?

I still remember ur post about a woman getting vaginal tightening surgery ...

Y do u think she did if I may ask?
Was it childbirth or numerous gbolas??
Abi ,u wan tell me say it just lost its elasticity like dat??

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Body Count Does Matter by Asegzy: 12:33am On Nov 08, 2023
Jeon:



Did you find out the counts of your wife?.
I guess you have matured and can handle life and people without ignorant.

I didn't need to .......sis or is it bro?...
Ass lover/ digger or whatever you are wink

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Body Count Does Matter by Asegzy: 12:23am On Nov 08, 2023
Samantha124:
He wants to show off his family forgetting that the internet never forgets... grin grin grin


Yawns🥱

Try harder
Romance / Re: Celebrate Us On Our 2nd Wedding Anniversary by Asegzy: 8:06pm On Nov 07, 2023
BareFacedLies:
Na so una go dey use una hand cause problem for yourself?

Who asked you to come and start posting pics of your family in public because you want validation from strangers.

Your wife's exboyfriends may stumble on this and start commenting on how they fuçked her when she was still single, you will then start getting upset with her angry

Make you go ask AY how dem take cast him wife Mabel!

I empathize with you on whatever you've passed through with ur relationships and I sincerely hope and pray things get better for you ( relationshipwise of course) but as for me, I will celebrate my marriage ...

No vex wink
Romance / Re: Celebrate Us On Our 2nd Wedding Anniversary by Asegzy: 8:03pm On Nov 07, 2023
Lungdick:
Please keep your marriage off the internet and don't bleach that boy skin.

thank you.
U guys can be funny oooo
Do people actually bleach babies skin?
Romance / Re: Celebrate Us On Our 2nd Wedding Anniversary by Asegzy: 6:53pm On Nov 06, 2023
rickleye:
Congratulations!!!

Just a word of caution - beware of 7year inch . It’s not everything you should post online. Share among friends on FB or Instagram .

What's 7 year inch?

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Romance / Celebrate Us On Our 2nd Wedding Anniversary by Asegzy: 5:20pm On Nov 06, 2023
Sequel to my previous post

https://www.nairaland.com/6828922/beautiful-pre-wedding-pictures-nairalander#107218323

It's been God all the way,2 friends became to lovers and now we are 3 ..

Forever is d goal

Don't play

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Romance / Re: Beautiful Pre-wedding Pictures Of A Nairalander by Asegzy: 11:48pm On Oct 31, 2021
Shout out to picture perfect studios kano
( IG: @fimphotos) for the amazing pics

Nb: I'm a full blooded Yoruba man
Romance / Re: Beautiful Pre-wedding Pictures Of A Nairalander by Asegzy: 4:06pm On Oct 31, 2021
A week to success

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Romance / Beautiful Pre-wedding Pictures Of A Nairalander by Asegzy: 4:00pm On Oct 31, 2021
And two shall be one flesh so then they are no more two but one flesh.
What God has joined together let no man put asunder...Nov 6th save the date

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Romance / Re: My Wife Pussy Is Smell Of Bad Titus Fish by Asegzy: 4:25pm On Dec 03, 2017
Use vaginal micozol cream and thank me later.
Politics / Re: Letter To Alhaji Atiku Abubakar by Asegzy: 11:37am On Dec 02, 2017
But on a serious note, is there any better presidential candidate? undecided
Culture / Re: Ònkà - The ABC Of Yorùbá Numerals by Asegzy: 9:56am On Dec 02, 2017
Nice one

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Celebrities / Re: Pre-Wedding Photo Of Ebuka Obi-Uchendu's Lookalike Causes Traffic In Enugu by Asegzy: 10:10pm On Nov 15, 2017
LUGBE:
She is already expecting shocked

I have used an elderly eyes to see kiss
badooo!!!
I see am too, dem think say Dey get sense cheesy cheesy

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Car Talk / Re: What Kinda Tyre Is This? by Asegzy: 12:34am On Nov 12, 2017
It's bulletproof
Celebrities / Re: Before & After Photo Of Famous Gay Who Died Of Anal Cancer Few Weeks Ago (photo) by Asegzy: 11:08am On Oct 29, 2017
I'd like to see Bobrisky in 10Years

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Investment / Re: 5million Naira Fixed Deposits by Asegzy: 11:04am On Oct 29, 2017
Contact me and u will earn at least 300k monthly with ease
Here's my contact 08082308760
Romance / Re: I Can't Believe My Fiancée Can Cheat On Me by Asegzy: 11:00am On Sep 19, 2017
Op I feel your pains .
I'm 29 yrs and just ended it with my girl of 6yrs.
I am also very confused .
But a broken r/ship is better than a broken marriage.
Trust me ,your relationship will never be the same if you wish to continue.
You deserve better.

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Soldier, Okoro Sebastian, Warns His Igbo Brothers. by Asegzy: 11:25pm On Sep 14, 2017
I sorry for biafra.
How would you forget so soon the aftermath of the civil war.
Ojukwu instigated the war but later fled like a coward when he was losing ,leaving his people to suffer.
Nnamdi KANU is doing same.
He is a British citizen and will flee ,when everything gets to hot for him to handle ,leaving you and your family to face the consequences.
What he did ,threatening the federal government , is an act of treason .
Now that there is heat ,ipobians are shouting for help.
See Igbo civilians injured and killed while terrorist nnamdi KANU is walking around unscathed

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Health / Re: Help, My Skinny Nature Is Just Too Much To Bear by Asegzy: 12:49am On Sep 14, 2017
You may be having diabetes mellitus,especially type 1.
Conduct a test of your blood sugar level.
Romance / Re: Shake Your Head In Shame In You Understand This Pic by Asegzy: 4:24pm On Jun 19, 2017
Backroom casting grin
Romance / Re: Controversial New S*x Position Men Are Refusing To Try Out by Asegzy: 3:56pm On Jun 19, 2017
Try it and stand the risk of joystick fracture
Romance / Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by Asegzy: 7:14am On Jun 08, 2017
I agree totally with wide mouth =wide vagina
Celebrities / Re: Why I Don't Know The Meaning Of Bsc- Ese Eriata by Asegzy: 9:05am On May 28, 2017
ESe still tried na
At least she remembered "bachelor"
Ik ogbonna didn't have a clue what bsc was, when he was asked same.
celebrities are the modem age role models?
I pity our generation cry

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Business / Re: Daughters Of Abdulmunafi Sarina, Owner Of Azman Air by Asegzy: 7:57am On May 25, 2017
Only the poor Muslim sisters dress like masquerades.
Fellow Muslims, shine your eyes and observe the elite folk

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