donproject:
OYO...

No joy

Help!! I mistakenly transferred 3k to my Airtel line from my bank. Please how do I reverse the transaction or sell the airtime.
Urgent!!

Ishilove:
Biro, paper, computer

Aspiring Yahoo Boy!!

bobowaja:
You are on point Mr OP.

Who needs a factory when there is a big church to pray for God's favor?

Who needs a good and standard hospital when a big church can perform miracles and heal and cure our sickness?

And why should we build our country individually when we can build big church as our own mode of development. Big churches beautifies the environment of course.

Who needs to open a big business when you can just open a big church and earn in several currencies? This atheist are too dumb to realize that our church is the business of our God and it yields its dividends.

Who needs security when it is the sole responsibility of the government. We don't need to ensure our security but blame the government when the terrorists knocks on our doors?

May God bless the big shops sorry churches of our pastors and make them flourish among the abject poverty of their sheep. And we shall by the grace of our God always contribute towards the good work of God even though all we can achieve is a mighty house in heaven.

May these fooli*h atheist perish in the everlasting fire our father is providing for them. Amen.

Hallelujah!!!

Why think when you can open your mind and let uncoordinated words fall out??

Uwaomaokey:


A look @ their face will tell, was it yesterday that they were arrested?

Last 2 weeks or so in UMUAHIA

Those guys are hunters. I'm a journalist and I covered the parade. The police are trying hard to make it seem as though they're working hard. The guns found on them were Dane guns (for hunting) and they're now tagged criminals.

Funnicator:
School weh no go rank first 70,000 in the world.

Is that one a university?

Your sense wey no rank for first 8billion ( Dead people included) that one na sense?

I need help. I'm an introvert, I'm 21, in my final year studying Statistics and I'm yet to be in an intimate relationship. I'm even yet to kiss a girl. I'm tall, dark, handsome, dress well,I even live alone in my lodge, yet I sleep alone. I don't know how to initiate or bring about intimacy in any relationship. My friends mock me saying I'm scared of girls. And I'm not gay, in fact I hate gay. I have many female friends but I don't know how to get about relationships. And I'm scared this may affect my relationships in the future. HELP ME