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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: These Photos Will Give You A Reason Not To EVER Complain About Your Job by ashybabs(m): 2:45pm On Dec 31, 2021
NoFucksToGive:
Too many mpuru miri addicta on this forum

Lyk your momma
tongue

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Jobs/Vacancies / These Photos Will Give You A Reason Not To EVER Complain About Your Job by ashybabs(m): 2:40pm On Dec 31, 2021
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Nairaland / General / Re: Describe Year 2021 In One Word by ashybabs(m): 2:26pm On Dec 31, 2021
Dreadful
Education / Re: Okada Man Lures JSS 3 Student With Christmas Gift To His Home, Kills Her (Photo) by ashybabs(m): 7:18pm On Dec 21, 2021
Shi dosent add up
Romance / My Experience With A Nairaland Chick by ashybabs(m): 9:31am On Dec 21, 2021
So i connected with this Nairalander
Got her whatsapp and starated brewing a relationship on whatsapp

Things started cute as all i wanted was something honest

Am not the cheesy type so there was no mention of 'love'

But you could tell emotions got involved when we shared our experiences.

However after all being said and done this is the break down

In a space of 2 months period
Over 7k spent on recharge cards and bank transfers
She did invite me to her apartment but declined
And she dropped me as soon as the going started getting tough.

In conclusion, ive learnt that this is the IQ of most women in general and not just chickw on here. Men are the only specie that are loved for what they can provide.

Rude awakening

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Vee Shares Her Early Childhood Photo As She Celebrates Mum's Birthday by ashybabs(m): 7:56am On Dec 21, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

There is only one true love and that is mother's love
at a Point in my life where this hits home
Education / Re: Beware Of Glory Hunters! See A Whatsapp Message I Got From A 'childhood Friend' by ashybabs(m): 7:54am On Dec 17, 2021
WoundedLamb:


You don't get it. I'm saying the word "sell" might not be literal. It could be interpreted as:

OP said it wasn't like he got nothing to offer. And his friend said that was exactly what he needed to hear from him. He wanted to hear him speak positively about himself. He needed him to market/sell himself. And then he proceeded to schedule an appointment for them to talk further.

@OP, did you call him the next morning? How did it go?
what meeting? Mtchew dont get me started abeg im moving on.
Education / Re: Beware Of Glory Hunters! See A Whatsapp Message I Got From A 'childhood Friend' by ashybabs(m): 7:52am On Dec 17, 2021
Urh padi everything but 3. I know what he was trying to say but it dosent take rocket science to decode the underlying message

Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh.

Shey na better talk to you
Unequivocal:
Bro I'll give you some lessons in life

1. No one owes you ANYTHING

2. You were friends with someone doesn't mean you're valuable to him or his progress.

3. Do away with pride. Sell yourself is the same as an interviewer asking you 'why should I hire you'. If you're too proud to answer, you go hungry tire for this life

4. Get rid of that entitlement mentality, it's toxic and regressive.

5. Don't judge others based on what you think you would or could do for them but by who they.

6. Finally always give something in return. It's the law of nature regardless of who you are and who they are.

Personally, a good friend of mine, almost a best friend has a well known international business. Even when I was super broke, he didn't help out because I wasn't bringing anything to the table.
Education / Re: Beware Of Glory Hunters! See A Whatsapp Message I Got From A 'childhood Friend' by ashybabs(m): 7:43am On Dec 17, 2021
princeabdul:
your friend kicked you while you were down, but this should motivate you to prioritize your life and stay focus, there's no help anywhere only grace..�

My thoughts exactly
Education / Re: Beware Of Glory Hunters! See A Whatsapp Message I Got From A 'childhood Friend' by ashybabs(m): 7:42am On Dec 17, 2021
ABCtutors:
In my few years in life, I have come to acknowledge the fact that our definitions of friendship is subjective. Bedsides, nobody owe you anything. Your friend may decide to share some business secrets with you and he may decide not. Life is a survival of the fittest. Don't tie your progress around any friend. It usually ends in premium tear

Am moving on thanks
Education / Re: Beware Of Glory Hunters! See A Whatsapp Message I Got From A 'childhood Friend' by ashybabs(m): 7:40am On Dec 17, 2021
blackpanthar:


THIS GENERATION ARE SO MYOPIC.... because they didnt read the right books and learn the UNFAIR LAWS of LIFE and RULES OF ENGAGEMENT.

BRO, learn this ONCE AND FOR ALL.... your FRIEND IS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT... how you feel does not MATTER and WILL NEVER MATTER IN LIFE if you ever want to succeed.


Harsh truth, thanks buddy for taking time to respond, its clear you took no sides yet circumspect in your advice, without bias.
Thats rare

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Education / Re: Beware Of Glory Hunters! See A Whatsapp Message I Got From A 'childhood Friend' by ashybabs(m): 7:35am On Dec 17, 2021
There's two forces in this universe my guy, negative energy and positive energy

Now i understand not sharing your modus operandi with the lady for selfish reasons (negative energy)
On the under hand if you had shown her the way as she requested it would possibly have impacted her life and other people become blessed as a result (positive energy)

You see i acknowledge my situation, of course no onw owes me shit. But there's a divine plan for every relationship and acquaintance that you have.

Try and embrace positive energy, its a choice but takes wisdom to tell which is which


Ayotemide:
You have an entire paragraph and definition for ‘Glory hunting’ and yet do not seem particularly keen to hunt some glory for yourself. LMAO.

I had one girl approach me to show her my line of business, I was hesitant and eventually said No because I did not want to. I would very much like to guard my business secrets. She saw me at an event and stared me down, I took that as the reason why showing her the ropes would have been a poor decision.

Your friend seems to be operating in an intellectual quotient higher than you, and you should find your way to prayer city and raise prayer points against glory hunters there.

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Education / "E Be Like My Picture Done Fall For House!" by ashybabs(m): 3:14am On Dec 17, 2021
I have been hearing this saying but never really made sense
Until it Dawned on me lately

Apparently the idiom which was coined in pidgin seems to be the case right now... Now if you follow my threads you will understand i am open about my struggles, however on this occasion out of shame and fear i am unable to even put this in words.

This time However, my thick skin couldnt endure the pain and i am
Broken inside.

No matter how bad a person is they have a place to call home.

Someone you can confide in, no matter what, that will accept your flaws no matter what

A friend that can help you hide a body

Or a mother that loves you no matter how ugly you are.

Its a Tough reality to be rejected my many.

I pray for better days ahead but i will always have it at the back of my mind that a man is not loved for who he is, rather what he can provide. That is haunting

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Celebrities / Re: Annie Idibia Jumps On Tuface, Kisses Him As He Pays Her A Visit At Work (video) by ashybabs(m): 6:17pm On Dec 01, 2021
Lol trips
Politics / Re: Only 10 Out Of 400 Private Schools Pay Taxes – Zamfara Govt by ashybabs(m): 3:40pm On Nov 30, 2021
Na lie


In other news dem nab one omila dey 3 times commiting same crime


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXLrFDl_L8E

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Celebrities / Re: Didi Ekanem's House On Fire In Lagos (Photos) by ashybabs(m): 8:12am On Nov 29, 2021
Im in tears too

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Politics / Re: 58 Drug Addicts, Hoodlums Arrested During Kano Islamic Gathering by ashybabs(m): 4:56pm On Nov 25, 2021
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Crime / Re: Woman Kills Her Husband, Nasiru Dagana, In Edo State (Video, Photo) by ashybabs(m): 10:41am On Nov 24, 2021
This is the same reason i fear edo girls...
They will love you to the moon but can also Kill 4 love

esp Esan

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Education / Re: Check Out The Only Animals Other Than Humans That Haave Sex for Pleasure by ashybabs(m): 7:08pm On Nov 23, 2021
Jnrp:
You forget to add DOG grin
Dogs dont have sex for Pleasure, only for RECREATION its often a misconception because of how often dey bang, and how naughty they are

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Education / Check Out The Only Animals Other Than Humans That Haave Sex for Pleasure by ashybabs(m): 4:21pm On Nov 23, 2021
Bonobos
Bonobos are known as the most sexually active creatures in the animal kingdom. These mammals engage in sex not only for pleasure but also to relieve tension, bond, and resolve conflicts. Both males and females participate in same-sex and opposite-sex encounters.

Dolphins
Dolphins and bonobos share similarities with humans. Like Bonobos, Dolphins are sexually active and will use anything to pleasure themselves. The dolphin penis can hook, wrap, or swivel around anything when self-pleasuring. They’re known to engage actively in opposite and same-sex intercourse. Dolphins have also shown sexual lust in humans.

Sea Otters
Sexual pleasure in otters is evidenced by their numerous actions towards other species. Male otters are known for forcing sex on other species. In some bizarre instances, otters guard and have sex with the seals even after the death of their victims.

Killer Whales
Also known as Orcas, killer whales and dolphins have common similarities regarding the mating season. The world’s largest dolphins are polygamous species with multiple sex partners every mating season. These animals also participate in same-sex activities, and like their colleagues, killer whales enjoy masturbation.

Fur Seal
Fur seals have demonstrated extremely bizarre sexual behavior in the recent past. Researchers have captured fur seals trying to sexually assault penguins. In Marion Island, researchers observed multiple different occurrences of Antarctica fur seals coercing king penguins to sex. This study is published in the journal Polar Biology.

Cheetahs
Cheetahs, too, find pleasure in sex. These world’s fastest animals have been documented engaging in sexual behaviors that include MouthAction where females rub and lick the male’s genitals.


Spotted Hyenas
Spotted hyenas, especially the female ones, love sex so much. The females are more dominant, aggressive, and muscular than the males. Spotted hyenas are among animals known to grace MouthAction for excitement.

The Big O
Both animals and birds experience orgasms, too–just like humans. Research done on female macaques has shown muscle contractions, vocalizations, and facial expressions that indicate they exhibit orgasms.

Orgasm in birds is evidenced in the male weaver bird. These birds have a clit-like Instruments which, if stimulated it produces an orgasm, hence sexual excitement

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Science/Technology / Finally Proof Of Aliens Existence *pic by ashybabs(m): 12:03am On Nov 23, 2021
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Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardashian And Pete Davidson Are Dating (Pictures) by ashybabs(m): 9:06pm On Nov 22, 2021
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Sports / Re: Football Fans Can You Guess These Players? by ashybabs(m): 8:16pm On Nov 22, 2021
Yup
Properties / The House Where An Agent Took My Friend To In Lagos (Photo) by ashybabs(m): 8:04pm On Nov 22, 2021
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 4 Unusual Ways To Get A New Job (True Story) by ashybabs(m): 6:04pm On Nov 22, 2021
Bich please
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower: 6 Reasons Why You Were Not Paid by ashybabs(m): 5:15pm On Nov 22, 2021
because u no geh moni
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Interview Invitation I Honoured. Have You Seen It. by ashybabs(m): 5:14pm On Nov 22, 2021
Nu format
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson & Husband Tease Each Other As They Play Ludo by ashybabs(m): 12:23pm On Oct 27, 2021
Couple goals
Politics / Re: Tinubu Doing Best As Leader Of South-west, Says Akeredolu by ashybabs(m): 12:22pm On Oct 27, 2021
Tinubu is a charlatan
Celebrities / Re: Ajoskybillz: Fan Tattoos Tiwa Savage's Face On Her Body (Pix, Video) by ashybabs(m): 12:13pm On Oct 27, 2021
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