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Romance › Re: 15 Dirty Questions That Will Definitely Turn Her On. by Asito(m): 8:06am On Jul 23, 2015

lol

Romance › Re: 15 Dirty Questions That Will Definitely Turn Her On. by Asito(m): 8:03am On Jul 23, 2015

rosy4u:
@OP m.. next time, create space after each point and number them for easy reading... it would also give lazy readers like me d zeal to read
thanks

10 bottles of orijin, 2 marriage proposals and 25 cartons of kisses from me to you for that sensible post.

Politics › Re: Buhari's Official Letter To Obama Rejecting Gay Marriage In Nigeria(pic) by Asito(m): 7:50am On Jul 23, 2015

that letter is as fake as can be. first of all, what kind of formal letter bears no address whatsoever? I stand to be corrected, but this seems to take the format of a love letter than a formal one.

Politics › Re: ‘ Gabon Isn’t A Zoo,’ Opposition Party Come After Messi by Asito(m): 7:38am On Jul 23, 2015

Messi be warned, Gabon isn't a zoo! next time you want to dress like an underpaid bricklayer while visiting a country, make sure to drop by Nigeria The certified Zoo.

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Education › Re: Trouble Looms In OAU As Men In Uniform Get Ready To Zoom Into Action ! by Asito(m): 5:57pm On Jul 20, 2015

Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Gets A Drive From President Of Gabon (Photos) by Asito(m): 5:53pm On Jul 20, 2015

mactoni91:
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that moment when you realise you bought land a second too late. grin

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Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Gets A Drive From President Of Gabon (Photos) by Asito(m): 5:51pm On Jul 20, 2015

Jokes Etc › Re: Who Are You Girls Dating?very Hilarious Pictures About Ladies !!! by Asito(m): 5:48pm On Jul 20, 2015

phyllosilicate:
[/b]10% of Guys Dates 90% of Girls ...... The Other 90% of Guys are Friend Zoned. That's ALL

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Celebrities › Re: Big Ukwu Adaobi From Uniben Shares Her Full Nak'ed Photos On Twitter by Asito(m): 5:18pm On Jul 20, 2015

deanoffaculty:
Just because of 'ukwu', this post has close to 4,600 views........chai! END TIME AND IMMORALITY! May God forgive me and everyone on Nairaland forum IJN. If it were to be Bible or Quran things, people no go view or comment. I pray that 'ukwu' or 'kaka' or 'Ikebe' will not deviate our path from Heaven IJN.

lol, were you looking for your car keys b4 u mistakenly stumbled upon this thread? Abi na the same ukwu you too wan see? grin

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Crime › Re: One Chance' Robber Caught In Abuja (Photos) by Asito(m): 4:53pm On Jul 20, 2015

NP "One day" by iceprince. undecided

Health › Re: Am I Suffering From Acute Memory Loss Or Forgetfulness? by Asito(m): 2:52am On Jul 20, 2015

Caracta:

Thank you all.

dear caracta, it is from the depth of my heart that I pour overflowing gratitude to whatsoever God accountable for your creation. I just read some of your write ups (your diary to be specific) and tapped from your undying resilience towards the sport of writing. It is the likes of you and gifted supernaturals like mynd, repo etc. to mention but a few, that inspire lost young dreamers like myself to never give up hope. Tonight you have rekindled a lost flame. You have awoken a slumbering dreamer. Basically this is a thank you message from a big fan of your essence. Keep doing what you do madame, I love you. PS: those boys are lucky to have you in their lives.

Romance › Re: When A Female Nairalander Opens Her PM....PHOTO by Asito(m): 4:57pm On Jul 17, 2015

lol

Celebrities › Re: Jss3 girl Helen snaps wild photos (18+) by Asito(m): 4:56pm On Jul 17, 2015

chairman of Vaseline crew‚ orijin you need to a see this

Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious!!! When Osun State Eventually Pays 7 Months Salary by Asito(m): 4:47pm On Jul 17, 2015

work hard; play hard

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Politics › Re: Is CNN Mocking The APC In This Tweet? (Photo) by Asito(m): 10:07am On Jul 04, 2015

INTROVERT:
Any body can read whatever meaning they wish to read into this.

FTC for the umpteenth time now. Ok, that's it. You obviously come from the future.

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Politics › Re: Suspect Breaks Down In Court When Judge Recognizes Him As A Former Classmate by Asito(m): 8:47pm On Jul 03, 2015

INTROVERT:
Such is life...

how do you do that sh*t angry

Phones › Re: Google Engineer Apologizes After Photos App Tags Two Black People As Gorillas by Asito(m): 12:10am On Jul 03, 2015

Oseite:
Why should I care if someone calls me a gorilla, when I know I am not. As far as I am concerned only someone who is disabled, deaf, dumb, blind, et al should be upset if he or she is in anyway insulted, because they had their way they would be able. If someone insults me because of my skin tone, as far I as I am concerned he or she is just being silly, and I won't feel bad. The only reason to feel bad is IF I WISHED I WAS WHITE, which I don't. If the tin pain you too much insult the guy back, pure and simple

someone feed this gorilla, he's hungry.

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Romance › Re: 11 Things Men Should Know About Women Who Don’t Drink Alcohol by Asito(m): 5:16pm On Jun 26, 2015

Oga alcohol does not get sm1 "stoned" that is the work of her cousin "weed". Secondly, did you get so high while making this thread that you forgot how to count to 11?

Celebrities › Re: Female Student Expelled From School After Leaking Her Own Bad Photos Online by Asito(m): 5:07pm On Jun 26, 2015

goalburner:
I remember seeing this pics four years ago.
Naija with fake news

bros you don taay for the vaseline business o. Twale baba. grin

Politics › Re: Photo: Funny "Before And After" APC Logo by Asito(m): 2:10pm On Jun 26, 2015

Maxymilliano:
It tells the story of how Apc is drifting and drifting ...

one Bottle of orijin for you joor.

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Celebrities › Re: This Lagos Girl Olivia Adewumi Selfie Got Instagram Shaking (photos) by Asito(m): 2:06pm On Jun 26, 2015

Emilokoiyawon:
Dayumm - I love it. Big time.

*hands him vaseline #ThankMeLater grin

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Celebrities › Re: Women Flock To The Zoo To See Handsome Gorilla In China (photos) by Asito(m): 1:55pm On Jun 26, 2015

mrsefan:
guy u blind? This thin handsome? Where de women?

this "thin" is more handsome than an ex president who came from ogun state. Not to mention some 30million nigerians.

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Romance › Re: 12 Reasons Why The Good Guys Are Still Single [MUST READ] by Asito(m): 8:32am On Jun 13, 2015

Meanwhile, the song "good guys get left behind" by hopsin best summarises the afore mentioned. Enjoy.

Education › Re: Students Who Do These 5 Things Will Succeed Academically - INFOGRAPHIC by Asito(m): 12:39pm On May 11, 2015

These things require continuous dedication and endurance. Lord knows its easier said than done. In other news, is it just me or has the ozone layer finished?

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Me & Nicki Minaj Shared A Kiss by Asito(m): 11:46pm On Apr 20, 2015

My oga at the top has said it all.

Education › Re: With 188 In Jamb Which Sch Is Possible by Asito(m): 10:46pm On Apr 20, 2015

UNIHOUSE

Romance › Re: How To Make A Girl Who Doesnt Want To Visit To Visit You by Asito(m): 10:29pm On Apr 20, 2015

FLAWLES:
And i ll sufiri sufiri tell u>Sorry oo;me too don't know hw to cook dat soup,abeg go ad learn and maybe u ll tech me.

there are more than 20 types of soup. you must know how to cook one

. And if you wan lie say you nofit cook any1, you cannot categorically deny not having any knowledge of lighting stove. grin

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Politics › Re: Jonathan & Buhari Set To Clash Over Proposed May 28 Handover Date by Asito(m): 2:57am On Apr 18, 2015

Coup ko soup ni. GEJ is a good man. Buhari and his followers should chill. Nigeria will never be without a ruler, 28th or 29th makes no difference. God has always ruled.

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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Does Nothing Else But Kiss Me All Day Long...i'm Tired!!! by Asito(m): 2:19am On Apr 11, 2015

justified19:
did u write dat to b funny or u ar serious wit dat?(liar dan me)

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