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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by AsiwajuJagaban: 12:15pm On Sep 08, 2022
MorataFC:
who is this one?
EMI lokan
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by AsiwajuJagaban: 9:16am On Sep 08, 2022
Trevor Chalobah >>> Fofana
Tuchel must be stupid for gifting Leicester such money

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Politics / Re: Strike Turns UNICAL Lecturers To Bolt Drivers by AsiwajuJagaban: 6:21am On Sep 08, 2022
Emi Lokan
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by AsiwajuJagaban: 9:56pm On Sep 07, 2022
Omo... And I almost wanted to stake high on Napoli..
10k for bring at least 40k...

DanieleLorenzo..hope you utilised the opportunity?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by AsiwajuJagaban: 7:14pm On Sep 06, 2022
If Chelsea fails to win.. Tuchel should be arrested immediately after this game

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by AsiwajuJagaban: 6:58pm On Sep 06, 2022
I bet heavily on Chelsea o.. That's why I am worried..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by AsiwajuJagaban: 6:57pm On Sep 06, 2022
Mount is the problem of this team
We are better off a man light than playing with Mount

Take for instance against Leicester.
We were a man down but managed to score 2 goals when mount was substituted

The dunce obstructs attacking play and clogs space

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by AsiwajuJagaban: 6:35pm On Sep 06, 2022
EmmanuelScott1:


Does it matter, we dey collect u dey talk of jersey color sad
understanding is not for everyone
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by AsiwajuJagaban: 7:19pm On Sep 04, 2022
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by AsiwajuJagaban: 6:57pm On Sep 04, 2022
WhodeyHause
Can you please help us to wish Buhari long life and prosperity..

We want to check something

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by AsiwajuJagaban: 7:30pm On Aug 28, 2022
grin Crystal Blue..
No be only me read rubbish from fb
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by AsiwajuJagaban: 7:27pm On Aug 28, 2022
Wilfred Zaha is Blue!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by AsiwajuJagaban: 5:22pm On Aug 14, 2022
Mason mount is useless and a space clog
Islam for Muslims / Re: These Are RED Lines That Must Not Be Crossed By Muslims! by AsiwajuJagaban: 1:25pm On May 20, 2022
Both, the poster, the mod that pushed this to fp and prophet Muhammad... Y'all are mad..

Your prophet csn suvk my dvck

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Family / Re: Husband Caught Having Sex With His Maid Just Hours After His Wife Gave Birth by AsiwajuJagaban: 1:06pm On Apr 22, 2022
Useless mods.. This news has already graced front page about two days back

For all we know it could be a fabricated twitter story

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Romance / Re: Sasha Obama’s New Boyfriend Is REVEALED As The 24-year-old Son Of Hollywood Acto by AsiwajuJagaban: 4:41pm On Apr 21, 2022
Clifton powell very funny gee

His performance in Ice cube's 'Next Friday' was superb

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Romance / Re: Help!!! My Boyfriend Says I Lack Table Manners Because Of This. by AsiwajuJagaban: 4:38pm On Apr 21, 2022
You be Mumu

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Food / Re: How Did You Survive Living Alone Without Cooking? by AsiwajuJagaban: 3:58pm On Apr 21, 2022
pocohantas:
Good the experience hasn’t been smooth.

A lot of you Nigerian men can’t cook to save your own lives. Your kitchens are like where they threw bomb. You hide under the excuse of “work”, but in 5 years time you would marry a working class wife and suddenly tag it [i]unsubmissiveness when she is too tired to pound akpu for you after working the whole day and running after your hyperactive child to drink custard.

Continue eating in that restaurant. Nonsense and Buhari.



Shut your tramp please

Na this kind thread una de get power to spill nonsense cho cho cho

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Food / Re: How Did You Survive Living Alone Without Cooking? by AsiwajuJagaban: 3:56pm On Apr 21, 2022
crackhouse:
eating out is cheaper unless u are talking about hygiene.
You probably in one remote village with plenty mama puts

Come to some places in abj where the least you'd get in an eatery for a plate of rice is #1200

Multiply that for 3 squares meals in a day

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Romance / Re: Man Weds His Seat Partner In Secondary School After Dating For 12 Years (Photo) by AsiwajuJagaban: 3:44pm On Apr 18, 2022
Skidee:


Oh comrade! You mean your mother is useless, your older sister nko, she's useless too, you didn't even exclude your cute looking younger sister, even if shes not cute, does that mean she's useless.
Oh, your female cousins, home and abroad, they sef useless like a broken screen tv. Least i forget your grandmothers, them sef go useless gan before they kpai, that's if dem never kpai.
That pretty girl you shiked when you were in school, she must have been useless for you to even toast her.
Inshort comrade, you yourself is as useless as a filthy looking rag for you to have such an amount of ussseeeleeesss people around you.
Shalom.
I said Nigerian girls.. Not Nigerian women

If your mother is a girl up till now then go and boil hot water and drink

At your old age your mother still de do sub for me and urgent 2k

Mkpi
Romance / Re: Man Weds His Seat Partner In Secondary School After Dating For 12 Years (Photo) by AsiwajuJagaban: 12:20pm On Apr 17, 2022
Nigerian girls are useless!! All of them!!

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Politics / Re: Why I’m Backing Bola Tinubu For President – Bayo Onanuga by AsiwajuJagaban: 10:41am On Apr 17, 2022
Nigerian girls are useless!! All of them!!
Politics / Re: Easter: APGA Urges National Reconciliation, Genuine Commitment To Unity by AsiwajuJagaban: 7:56am On Apr 17, 2022
Nigeria girls are useless!! All of them!!

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Romance / Re: Madam Vanessa Trying To Hard To Imitate Nwamikpe by AsiwajuJagaban: 10:15am On Apr 15, 2022
Meme2022:
Who cares tho?
Let everyone do as they please
It's a faceless forum after all
Some of us are tired of reading rubbish

An interesting thread being sabotaged with off points by a brainless clown trying so hard to be popular on nairaland

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Romance / Madam Vanessa Trying To Hard To Imitate Nwamikpe by AsiwajuJagaban: 10:09am On Apr 15, 2022
There is a thing line between being funny and looking stupid,

The heterosexual homosapien seems not to be able to differentiate between the two.
It's posts are now beginning to disturb the eyes & brain

Wisdom is not by the length of sentences/posts

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by AsiwajuJagaban: 1:38pm On Apr 10, 2022
donstan18:
https://twitter.com/ilhasszn/status/1512865152412143616?s=21&t=N3x25zwaT1qLtGt3a_NKeQ

He’s the youngest

https://twitter.com/yimzyagain/status/1513057542829752324?s=21&t=o0owFvEcKafVXBhVUFIxFA
youngest fool that caused Chelsea the league Cup in the final vs Liverpool

He only turns up against Burnley, Norwich, Luton and S'ton...

Bring a top quality side and he forgets his brain in the dressing room

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Romance / Re: Why Is That Nairalander So Obsessed With Rape? by AsiwajuJagaban: 11:36am On Apr 10, 2022
Kobojunkie:
She demonizes Nigerian men by posting actual reports of rapes carried out by Nigerian men? undecided

Do you process your thoughts at all before you hit the submit button? undecided
actual reports you say?

Don't be stupid please

Reports lifted up from blogs on Google search without evidences except for memes and bogus stories.

For God's sake Those stories could be written by TRAFFIC hungry bloggers

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