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Otses: July 22nd.

xup b'day mate... Wanna know u more! Holla moi 08037606440

Tonia Lee: July 3

happy buffday in arrears!

THIS MONTH! Sickness wnt FLASH u,Sorrow wnt TEXT u,Problem wnt BEEP u,death wnt CALL u,Your Glory will RING out aloud & you will VIBRATE 4 joy.

HAPPY NEW MONTH...

Amen sumbody..!

Profs and Emeritus in the house should please throw more light on this...
Low self-esteem or Over inflated ego.
Which one is better?

Larry-Sun:
Hello Guys, Tomorrow (July 1) Is My Birthday. Please Wish Me Well. I Need Your Prayers. Love You All.

THIS MONTH! Sickness wnt FLASH u,Sorrow wnt TEXT u,Problem wnt BEEP u,death wnt CALL u,Your Glory will RING out aloud & you will VIBRATE 4 joy.
HAPPY NEW MONTH and BORNDAY!

sunshine4c: July 22nd.. Facebk-- sonny1st_indworld@yahoo.com

meet ur bday mate here.. Also july 22nd.. Add moi on fb.. Ask4bigneyo@yahoo.com

emmanuel4fire: You will need it during screening not when you're filling the form.

what if i presented my NYSC i.d card to them..to b tru wit NYSC by oct...

emmanuel4fire: Check your mail box.

I'm gonna finish my service year by oct... Can i apply? Since one of d criteria is NYSC discharge cert... Aside frm dt, am 28plus bt to clock 29 b4 d end of july... Can i apply as well coz m totally confused ryt now...

emmanuel4fire: Check your mail box.

pls i need d site... ask4bigneyo@gmail.com

How do you feel when your mates are collecting their call-up letters so as to join their fellow corpers as batch B corp members?

Do you think your name will be among those that will serve their fatherland this November?

But i believe delay is not denial...
Goodluck!!!

There are many voices in d world &none is w-out a signification. I declare 2day every voices U hear shal b a JOYFUL SOUND.It's Ur turn 2 do Exploit..... Emem!......Amen.

Fellow Niralanders... Let us use this medium to make shout or send congratulatory messages/prayers to your friends and siblings that are writing JAMB/UTME examination today...

Goodlucks!

Blokos.....! Buhhhahhhahhaa

U mean ur John Tomas?

naijalee: never wear a boxer. lol

says who..?

Father...forgiv 'em bcoz dey know nt wat dey r saying... Itz a slip of tongue..

Which of d god r u referring to.. God or god?

Have seen many situations whereby some guys wore a boxer for 1-2 weeks, it looks irritating when i see the hem of their boxer shorts atimes.. Does that mean guys are dirty or what..?

Health wise: Putting on a dirty boxer shorts for prolonged period of time is detrimental to pelvic girdle(pubic region) expecially scrotum...

I managed to change my boxer
short every two-two days bt i make sure that i have my bath twice in a day!

How often do you change your boxer shorts? Lets crack jokes...

It z high tym for Niger delta militant to make cool money out of mark.....

Kidnap! Kidnap!! Kidnap!!!

To the front page....!

SOME ANNOYING FACEBOOK UPDATES:

1. Gud night pals! (So make we cry?)

2. Am back pals! (From... where? Prison or
hospital?).

3. My heart is broken, I wil never luv again (No
b new thin).

4. Am gonna b off 4 a while (Safe journey, no
be force 2 use facebook).

5. Am back! Did u miss me? (I didn't even
notice u had gone...Duh!).

6. I luv my Boo (Tel him, nt us).

7. Accra on my mind (Ehen? Why u dey tel me?
Na me wan gve u transport FARE?).

8. So Angry (Go fight who provoke u )(y).

9. Pple r wicked (Na 2day u jst dey knw?).

10. Am in luv (No b news).

11. I saw an angel (Na demon u 4 see ke).

12. Moni on my mind (Na so? Here resemble
UBA? Go rob bank).

13. Ur pix looks nice (I knw b4 I put am).

14. Oh God my flight is delayed (Take a Bus).

15. New luk (Wetin b our business?).

16. Am tired of dis life (Who send u cum b4?).

17. I am off 2 church (Na Kweku Bonsam
place u 4 go).

18. Mail Loadin (U be conductor?).

19. I luv Kamsolo so much (Who is dat nd y
should we care)

Kip it rolin...ADD URS

Former military Head of State,
Muhammadu Buhari, who served Abacha
as Executive Chairman of the Petroleum
Trust Fund (PTF) has come under some
embarrassment over his comments in
2008 that Abacha never stole as new
Abacha loot has been traced.
Buhari, in 2007, described the allegations
of looting against Abacha as “baseless”,
because according to him, “ten years after
Abacha, those allegations remain
unproven because of lack of facts”.
However, fresh facts emerged that the
previous estimate of what Abacha stole
which stood at $5 Billion may be wrong.
A competent source close to the Special
Investigation Panel (SIP), whose office is
in the presidency told journalists that
about four different meetings between
the SIP team headed by a retired senior
military officer and a Switzerland-based
lawyer, Enrico Monfrini, hired by the
Federal Government to assist in the
recovery of the Abacha loot in foreign
jurisdictions, had taken place outside the
country in the last eight months.
Monfrini is an Attorney-at-Law, Monfrini
Grettol & Associés, Geneva, Switzerland.
The source, who preferred to be
anonymous because of the sensitive
nature of the subject, said: “In the course
of the recent meetings between the
Nigerian team and authorities in about
four other jurisdictions as well as the
team from the foreign legal firm, it was
discovered that a lot of underhand
dealings must have taken place in the
recovery of the Abacha loot.
“This was largely responsible for the
under-declaration of what has been
recovered so far by three successive
governments and worse still what is still
trapped in offshore accounts.” Some of
the foreign jurisdictions, where the stolen
funds had been traced to include
Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, Switzerland,
the United Kingdom and the United States.
One of the latest discoveries includes a
$550 million in a coded account in
France. “It has been very difficult to get
details out into the public domain so far
because the latest process is being
secretly coordinated by the retired senior
military officer heading the SIP in the
presidency and the Attorney General of
the federation, who provides legal advice
for the team,” the source added. The
Federal Government was said to have
been encouraged to dig deeper into the
Abacha loot because of a recent
statement credited to the Swiss lawyer,
Monfrini, handling the case.
Only the administration of former
President Olusegun Obasanjo has been
able to record the highest amount of
$1.25 billion from the Abacha loot. The
preceding regime of General Abdulsalami
Abubakar and the succeeding
government of the late President Umar
Musa Yar’Adua could not do much in this
regard notwithstanding the efforts also
made. Obasanjo recently gave an
indication that much could still be trapped
outside the country when he declared, at
a function in Delta State: “When I was
president, I called the World Bank.
I said, please, give me the list of the
amount that has been stolen, where it is
kept and who the beneficiaries are. I
never got anything from the World Bank
thereafter. We have on our own decided
that we will investigate and get from one
family, Abacha family alone. “From the
Abacha family alone, we recovered
millions of dollars. I got 1.25 billion
dollars and the lawyer in Switzerland (he
is still there), who was doing it for us,
said, when I was leaving, that if we
worked harder, there was still, at least,
one billion dollars that we can get from
that family alone.”

SOURCE:
www.newsinnigeria.org/2013/04/buhari-embarrassed-as-more-abacha-loot-is-uncovered-after-he-said-abacha-never-stole.html

At a baby factory in Abia State, the owner buys a baby boy for N100,000 and a baby girl
for N80, 000, which she sells to interested
buyers at N450, 000 and N400, 000
respectively
Ihugwe is an isolated community in
Umuozuo, Osisioma Local Government Area
of Abia State, but it is well known to clients
interesting in buying new born babies for
various reasons. And when the men of the
Nigerian Security and Civil Defence Corps
(NCSDC) in Abia busted the facility last week,
32 pregnant teenagers were rescued, while
the proprietor and two others were
arrested.

Most of the teenagers rescued, Weekly Trust
heard from sources, were girls kicked out by
their parents after becoming pregnant out
of wedlock. The owner of the house will
accept such girls, take care of them for the
entire duration of their pregnancy and enter
into an agreement to sell the babies after
giving birth to them. It was also learnt that
after giving birth, those interested can
remain behind and be made pregnant
again.

After giving birth, the teenagers will be paid
N100, 000, for a baby boy and N80, 000 for
a baby girl by the proprietor who will sell
the babies to interested clients. “The owner
of the maternity home sells a baby boy for
N450, 000, and a girl for N400, 000,” the
Public Relations Officer of NSCDC in Abia
State, Victor Ogbonna, told Weekly Trust.

He said although the home is registered
with the state government, the owner hides
under the guise to commit all sorts of
illegality.
Weekly Trust learnt that the home was
commissioned last December by the
proprietor Mrs. Nnenna Mba, with the help
of her police-husband Agbai Mba as well as
one Chinwoke Mba.
One of the teenage girls seen at the
entrance of the building told Weekly Trust
that “Our madam (Mrs. Mba) is detained in
Umuahia by men of Civil Defence. She is
innocent as she only assisting childless
couples from Lagos, Abuja and Port Harcourt
by selling male and female babies at an
agreed fee, thus she settles the mother of
the baby and takes the balance of the
money.”
She claimed that her madam would soon be
released by the security agent as this is not
the first time she has been arrested. “They
would release her to continue her service,”
she said.

According to her, “visitors are not allowed
into this building. Only clients who come for
business or teenage girls who desire to sell
their babies to prospective buyers are
welcome,” she exclaimed.
A villager who refused to give her name said
in December the proprietor was arrested by
security agents, but the police-husband
ensured her prompt bail. According to her,
“that madam, the husband is a police officer
from Bende Local Government Area. He has
contacts with various security agents who
whenever she is arrested the husband
would move in and effect her bail. Elders of
the community have written to the security
agencies informing them of the illicit
business going on in this our community.

The proprietor is not from our community,
but she bought the land from one Chukwdi
Ezu, an indigene. When we complained, her
landlord wanted to evict her, but she got
some elders to intervene on her behalf.
“With the latest development, we are
watching how they would do man-know-
man with her police-husband and secure
her bail as usual. After all, she has been
taken to Abuja on several occasions only for
her to come back and continue her
business,” she explained.

The traditional ruler of Ahiaba-Alaocha
Autonomous Community, His Royal Highness,
Eze Christopher Chukwudi Otuka, in his
Ikearo palace, explained that “as I speak to
you, I have never gone to that orphanage,
but I do know that it does exist in Umuozuo.
Her area where the orphanage is located is
not within my jurisdiction. It is under the
jurisdiction of another monarch.
“I learnt that last year she was arrested by
security agents. I could only recall that
sometime last year the proprietor invited
her land-lord. He confirmed to me that she
was arrested over child trafficking offence
and was taken to Abuja for questioning,
from my calculation this is her third arrest.
“When the proprietor visited my palace with
her landlord (Chukwudi), she invited me to
the official commissioning of the
orphanage. She said she wants to
commission it for officials of Ministry of
Health to inspect. She was regularly raided
by security agencies for not having legal
backing to operate the centre. Since I got my
staff of office I have never visited the centre,
because of the illegality and several
complaints brought... Read more..

weeklytrust.com.ng/index.php/top-stories/12193-inside-abia-baby-factory

Prospective corpers... Do you think your school will send your name for mobilization...?

What delayed you from joining your fellow Batch A corpers?

Batch "A" corpers lets meet here!
Where were you posted to ?

THE BIG HOUSE.....[b]

adaobi123: this is so cute. 17 years, God bless such a couple
when will i find my own captain ?

am here waiting for u....

Slow venom: Pls be serious fitty...realy...am nw here nd ah cn't dn't knw hw 2 post anytin...cn't u help?

First n foremost, you will write a formal letter to Oga at the top n wait for response!

gree-die:
i didn't bedwet

dat is nt possible... Habah!

Doctors referred to children that always bedwet and refused to stop at certain age as enuretic patient while
ENURESIS means: Involuntary urination, expecially by children at night...

The topic is somehow awkward bt we can still crack jokes!

At what age or class did you stop bedwetting ?

I stopped bedwetting at the age of 11...

Doctors referred to children that always bedwet and refused to stop at certain age as enuretic patient while
ENURESIS means: Involuntary urination, expecially by children at night...

The topic is somehow awkward bt we can still crack jokes!

At what age or class did you stop bedwetting ?

I stopped bedwetting at the age of 11...