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Na dem dem.... To commit crime no dey taya dem

AmandaLuv:
Terrible. The skull miners never disapoint

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NCAN Representing... Emmanuel the culprit

loomer:
If na the way I dey carry crate of eggs u want make i carry my heart, I for don die na

How u dey carry ur own .... lolz

I see

agarawu23:
Diamond bank that steals from me daily in the name of stamp duty and alert carges. Sorry! I will use the money for 2-3 month before I return it. If them carry me go court, I will give them date and time I will return it

U read my mind bro

Mod that push this to FP needs serious Pankere....

Una go live educative post con dey push irrelevant topic to FP

8 THINGS TO CARRY LIKE A CRATE OF EGGS.

Friends, there are things we must carry and handle with extra carefulness, because these things are fragile.

Once broken, it is not easy to put back together, and once some of these things get broken, they can lead to huge damage, and destiny wastage.

Let me mention 8 of those things you must carry/handle with carefulness, as if you are carrying a crate of eggs.

1. _Your Name:_

Your name is very important and fragile.

There are names that stinks in the ears of people, simply because those who bear those names spoilt the name.

The way to handle your name with carefulness,​ is to be careful of your doings.

Your actions can rubbish your name. A good name can open doors for you, & for your children and generations after you.

Carry your name with carefulness. It is a huge asset.

Read one of the quotes written by Shakespeare.

Who steals my purse steals trash; 'tis something, nothing;

'Twas mine, 'tis his, and has been slave to thousands;
But he that filches from me my good name,

Robs me of that which not enriches him,
And makes me poor indeed.

2: _Your heart:_

Many hearts are broken, shattered, wounded and bitter today.

One of the factors responsible for this is because many of these hearts' owners were careless with their hearts.

You can guard your heart from being broken and bitter.

Run away from people, and things that are bent on breaking your heart.

Carry your heart like a crate of eggs. You need a whole heart before you can be said to be fully whole!

3. _Your Wife:_

When you put too much pressure on your wife, you will break her.

Handle your wife with carefulness, and tenderness.

Let tenderness flow in your manliness. Don't be wicked to your wife.

Carry her like a Queen. She is strong, powerful and wise, yet, she needs to be protected, cared for and handle like a crate of eggs. Treat her like that.

4: _Your purpose:_

Your purpose is your destiny. If you don't handle it with utmost carefulness, it can slip off your hands and gaze and get broken.

So many things can come like pressure on this crate of egg of purpose.

Discouragement, lack of fund, delayed breakthrough, etc.

These are things that may want to come like pressure on your purpose to break it. Don't allow them! Carry it with care.

Carry your purpose away from people, and things that may want to put pressure on it and break it.

5: _Your health:_

You have only this body as a vehicle that will carry you through your journey of destiny in this life.
Handle your health with carefulness. No matter how big your vision is, once you are dead, nobody can really run the vision like you!

Fight for your health. Avoid things that can destroy your health. Wealth is useless when your health becomes useless. Don't kill yourself before your time.

Do your best to stay alive. We still need you here.

Don't use your fork and your spoon to dig your grave.

Watch what you eat. Always pray for divine immunization against sickness, and diseases.

6. _Your Marriage:_

So many people handle their marriage like a carton of Indomie Noddles.

Let me remind you sir/ma. Your marriage is fragile. Handle it like a crate of egg. It must not break!

A broken marriage is not easily put back together, because, when a marriage breaks, many things get broken with it.

Husband and wife, please, carry your marriage like an egg. It must not break!

7: _Your words:_

Your worth is attached to your words.

Be careful with words. Once broken, you can't gather it up again.

Many people are careless with their words. They speak violently. They make empty promises and break it.

Some say things they later wish they never said. Guard your words. Be careful with it.

8: _Your eternity:_

Those who are running up and down to fulfill destiny here on Earth without thinking of their eternity are not wise!

Friends, the matter of eternity is not something you should handle with levity.

Think about where you will spend eternity. You will die one day. I will also die one day.

All that we are and have in this world are vanity upon vanity.

Take the matter of your end very serious.

Stop living carelessly as if you have extra life.

Think about eternity. Don't live for the pleasure of this present moment alone.

Shalom.

ONLY FOR VIRTUOUS WIVES!
As a Wife, Your BEAUTY attracts your husband, but your WISDOM will continue to keep him!
Your ELEGANCE catches his ATTENTION, but your INTELLIGENCE convinces him!
NAGGING irritates your husband, but your "CONSTRUCTIVE SILENCE" weakens him!
Remember that the "BOYISH" character in your husband comes out occasionally, But your ABILITY to always handle it, is a sign that you are a MATURED WIFE!
Every man has "Secret Struggles and Pains, including your husband, if you should ever find them out from him, Please exhibit the greatest maturity by asking the Originator of your marriage, (GOD) to help you with USEFUL IDEAS, that you will suggest to him (YOUR HUSBAND)!
In the long-run, your WORDS matters to your husband than your "LOOKS"! So always invest the RIGHT WORDS! Earn your husband's respect and he will consider you as the yard-stick for all his actions! Learn to mould your husband's moods, and he will naturally give you his "FUTURE" as he recalls your maturity in the past issues!
Note that, WOMEN are everywhere, but REAL WIVES are scarce, let the QUEEN in you come alive, and your husband will always hold you in a very HIGH ESTEEM!
Please don't forget to make GOD your MARRIAGE FOUNDATION, in order to destroy Every FOUNDATIONAL CURSES, so that we will together make the "BEST MARRIAGES" In our society at large. There may be Storms & Challenges but with GOD, your Marriage will come out Victorious.

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Ebora Owu

If you don't want to be late in life, don't be late to church...

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So god did it abi?

How about those that died childless? God did it also?

Atheist spotted

Only you can do what no man can do JEHOVAH...

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MENSTRUAL CYCLE AND OVULATION PERIOD....Married ones.

Most girls don't understand this because of much heavy grammars used to teach it, and we don't listen to our body too. I read, I started listening to my body for signs and I arrived at the simple analysis/
steps.

MENSTRUAL PERIOD:The time blood flows out of your private area, when you use pad.

MENSTRUAL CYCLE: Days it takes to see another blood in the month. If you last saw your period in June 11th and it started again on July 10th 2017, then you have 30days cycle (count from 11 June to 10 July).
NOTE: It is erroneous to believe its 28days cycle, different women have different cycles ranging from 21-35 days.

OVULATION PERIOD: This is time to get pregnant without stress. This is 2 weeks after your period or 2 weeks before the next period.
Here's a simple way to calculate your ovulation (unsafe) period.

1. From the first day you see the blood of your period.

2. Pick up a calendar and count 15 days including the first day of the blood stain.

3. Mark the 15th day with a pen.

4. Mark 3 days before the 15th day, and mark 3 days after the 15th day.

5. You will notice you have 7 days marked.
These 7 days are your ovulation/fertile days also known as unsafe period.
That is if you have sex on any of these days, then you have 98% chances of being pregnant.

6. Do this every month diligently.

EVERY OTHER DAY IS YOUR SAFE PERIOD.
For example:
1. If your period is 11th July, 2017,

2. 15 days after the first day of the blood stain will be on 25th of this July too (2weeks after) counting from 11th.

3. 15th day is on the 25th July 2017.

4. 3days before the 15th day is 22, 23, 24.

5. 3days after 25th July 2017 is 26,27,28.

6. 22-28th July (7days) is when you are ovulating. It is your fertile period.
**Don't forget that the 7 days is a reminder that sperm stays in the female body for about 7 days. Any sexual contact in between ovulation period will form something that has ears, eyes, etc.
ALSO......
If you want a baby girl, have
sex between 3 days before ovulation (22- 24th) 2017.
For a baby boy on the main ovulation day and 3 days after 25th.

MAJOR SIGNS THAT YOUR OVULATION HAS BEGAN..

You don't need a doctor, just relax. After 2 weeks you may feel the following:

1. Headache.
2. High body temperature.
3. Dizziness (feeling of tiredness and sleepiness).
4. Breast tenderness/ size increases just like when you are menstruating.
5. Increased sex drive.
6. Light cramps or pain on one side of the pelvis.
7. Abdominal bloating.
8. Heightened sense of smell, taste or vision (you eat more).
9. Vagina mucus becomes slippery (if you notice, put it in between fingers...it stretches like thick catarrh or snail mucus...colorless like egg white.

N/B: The instance here is for ladies with 30 days cycle. And someone who saw her period in July 2017. If yours is 28, then it's 14 days and not 15 days.

If you have headache without a cause, check back to when your period started. You can drink both malt and peak milk....don't run to the pharmacist always on issues that can be naturally handled, because drugs are not always good on girls. Or you can take only paracetamol.
MEN, read and educate your wives and sisters, most don't know this.

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Tiri Gbosa for him!!!

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In what will come across as a really stunning development, a woman has been spotted sitting down at her own lying-in-state.

This is the photo that has left many people stunned on the internet in recent times.

The photo shows a woman sitting down holding a pestle inside a mortar and having the other hand in a silver-colored bowl.

However the photo is not all it seems. The scene is actually from the lying-in-state of the same woman sitting down.

According to local reports, the woman is a food vendor in Ghana who died recently.

During her lying-in-state, her body was placed in a sitting position, with mortar and pestle to look like she's pounding yam and a pot of soup cooking beside her.

This was done to honour the woman and her occupation while she was alive.

http://www.tori.ng/news/69359/unbelievable-dead-woman-spotted-sitting-down-at-he.html

seun lalasticlala

odiegwu

Ñtor master

Oloshoooo ooo

All I see is Kids and their mum at the Middle

Congrat.....