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Love is What i see when i look at you.

SIX TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET IN THE
BANKING HALL
1 - The Pen Borrowers:
They're always in the
bank, common pen they won't have.
These pple are very dangerous, once you borrow
them d pen, U may find it difficult 2 identify dem,
At a bank in Nigeria, once someone tells you "may I have ur pen?"
Believe me bros, that's d last time U will see that
pen (except if U're lucky).
2 - The "I dey ur Back" Team: Immediately
dey enter d bank, even b4 taking the slip (withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the
last person and U hear dem saying, I'm at your
back. If care is not taken, abt 8 pple can tell U "I
dey ur back" then at d end of d day, they cause
confusion (na me dey hin back, I don tell am I was
here b4 U blah blah)
3 - The No protocol team:
This kind of pple don't obey d 1st come, 1st
served slogan! They're mouthed in d bank!
Immediately they come in, they just walk up 2 d
cashier or manager, he asks them 2 sit down &
within 5 mins they've completed there
transactions while U still dey there looking
like mumu 4 queue.
(Daris God oooo)
4 - The Bank Door Rejectees These pple will always av a problem with d bank
door, then U see them removing their belts, car
keys, mobile phones etc and yet d machine keeps
shouting
"pls go back."
My bros next time come 2 bank naked! Biko, he go
allow U in...# LOLZ!
5 -The slip wasters: These kind of pple can waste
slip 4 Nigeria!
To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na JAMB
questions, U see dem canceling, tearing,
squeezing & taking
another one. To write common 3780 Naira in
words na gobe! Even d so called undergraduates
are found wanting in this scenario..CHAI!!!
6 - The pple from Another Planet: These pple
usually behave like them no dey dis world since 2
yrs! They will always b asking 4
today's date, even after telling them d correct
date, they will ask some1 else again. I tire 4 dis
pple oooooo.
Be sincere, I know you are laughing or even
smiling now, oya tell us which one do you
belong??

olamilekan360:
@ur signature... Do u gv loans to start a business

No sir! We dont finance starter

AregbeSE or Arugba

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SEX IS SWEET BUT... Have you ever wondered why God carefully positioned a membrane of blood in a lady’s sexual opening? It is a thinly membrane that partially or completely covers the opening of the vagina. It is called the “HYMEN”. Why would God-Our Maker put a breakable tissue full of blood at the very door of the sexual opening of the female? Why is it so carefully placed at that entrance, like a ribbon tied at the entrance of a new house about to be launched? Why is it filled with blood that spills away when it is broken? Why? Without doubt, the HYMEN IS A GATE! It was God (our creator) who set that blood- filled vessel there as a covenant blockage, a sign and a token of a covenant between the bearer and whoever plunges into her opening. Before God, the deflower of a lady is not a casual act of fun. It is a serious covenant struck and confirmed by the blood shed on that day. This is God’s way of saying, “Whoever plunges into this woman shall only be able to do so by making a blood covenant to be joined to her for the rest of his life, from that point onward. Little wonder why sexual intercourse was designed by God to take place only and only after the marriage contract is sealed. The one who made the body (the hormones, organs, nerves, tissues, e.t.c)God said it in clear terms, the body is not for fornication”. Anyone who chooses to use the body for fornication must know that he/ she is working directly against God’s plan and there would
definitely be a consequence either now or at old age!There is a spiritual bonding, a supernatural process that takes place in a lady’s heart to the first guy that enters in to her especially at that particular time when the hymen breaks. There is no covenant without blood: this is why the membrane contains enough of it. As a matter of fact, what happens the first time a lady has sex is not just sex but an immersion and a bathing of the man with her hymen blood to initiate a covenant that is highly recognized in the spirit realm of both light and darkness! The first time this happens just marks her opening day covenant ceremony and each subsequent experience goes on to further refresh or strengthen that covenant or establish another version of it with another person. Many have washed useless boys with that hymen-blood. Many have struck irreversible covenants with men that have nothing to do with their destiny. Many have shared that hymen blood in sexual activity with demon-possessed men while some others have struck such precious covenants with candle sticks as they exercised sex with it. If only they knew,many girls who carelessly allowed themselves to be deflower in a bid to be among the so called “big girls” would never have done so. The let me says it in clear terms: “Or do you not know that he who is joined to a harlot (through sexual activity) is one with her ? This is why many girls are not yet married yet their spiritual composition is already shattered and imbalanced, because they have mingled their souls with that of different men. Dear Singles,know today that there is a definite proportion of your virtue that leaves you each time a man enters into you and when that man leaves you, he leaves with it. Just imagine how much of yourself would be lost each time a man enters into you without any properly signed marriage bond or contract. Sex is a spiritual affair. A giving of yourself to another. All of these things have strong and terrible spiritual implications. A broken hymen opens you up to the spirit of the man that broke it, any other spirit whatsoever that may have mingled with that man’s spirit, those who have mingled theirs with him and the spirit of any other man that enters into you thereafter. The fun part is that premarital sex is not funny at all. What happens between the lines could be deadly and dangerous. The very first day a lady, or a man does that there will be spiritual transfer of destiny. The sin of fornication gives demons and occult people direct access into your God's given destiny. So guys,zip up! Girls wise up!! It doesn't matter but it matters a lot. BIG THINGS COME FROM LITTLE THINGS WE DO!!! I know a soul has been touched today, remain blessed! And for those who have lost it may the Mercy and
Grace of God find u to sin no more. Ladies beware .
Culled From Facebook page of a Dr.

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Funjosh:
Boss I dey see you

Where u see me?

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Odiegwu!!!

ngoziu:
Thank you so much for your response.Could you pls give the address for the marking centre in Ijebu ode.

*Ijebu-Ode marking venue, Ijebu-Ode Grammar School, Abeokuta road, Ijebu-Ode.

*Sagamu marking venue, Remo Secondary School, Sagamu.

You can try the two venues, diff subjects attached to each centres.

ngoziu:
pls where is the Neco marking centre in Mowe ogun state

I dont think there is any making centre in Mowe coz teachers from sagam used to come to Abeokuta to collect parcels for making. Is either u try Ijebu Ode or Abeokuta.

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