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Akaewu:
Hmm...pls is it the "HOUSE" that publish ur name.

lol... u wicked o bruh

konji na bastard

QuotaSystem:
Obanikoro is about to be the next Yoruba darling of the pained iPods that is being witchunted for helping the ineffectual buffoon in the clean out of our treasury.

Observe how like FFK the Bianca drill, he will suddenly be hailed as the greatest thing since the discovery of otapiapia, greater than Ojukwu.

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Make una tell Boohary that Aisha is waiting for him in the Other Room.

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GogetterMD:
Child doesn't seem to be alive.
Those ikotun drainage though
And how you take know say the baby na a day old OP? Them drop him birth certificate accompany am?

Traces of umbilical cord

Found this while coming from work this evening.
Viewers Discretion
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http://www.amiloaded.com/2016/10/so-sad-abandoned-day-old-baby-found.html?m=0

Akalia:
I reside at enugu, so in case u come into town I will be more than willing to take u in ok?

I am sure if the OP is a guy, you will not be more than willing to take him in.... Oopps!!!

jagugu88li:
You are invited!

Nyckeh, checkout that fraudulent email you have I sent you something

Oopps...Hope we r save?

jagugu88li:
So say....how are we celebrating our birthday next year? If I start throwing suggestions now your head will spin . So use this opportunity wisely lol

By the way, you are not gender specified

Hope you guyz gonna invite us....
Cc: nyckeh

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Jdazzle:
Who was also born on Oct 9th, today? Come on out let's be friends....


Only Oct 9th peeps pls

From the stable of OP, I wish you Happy Bornday. LLNP

Plasmbob1:
Hahaha Mama Afro.
You're back.
Old clients Don expire.
Adverts for potential ones.
Aje a wa o.

for ur mind o

queenprecy:
So no Oct 3rd?? Am crying already, tears dropping

happy bornday in arrears dear....
WULLNP

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tellwisdom:
What can I make of this??

Bad belle

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Middle age man spotted on around Cement Bus Stop, Lagos pulling off Barcelona jersey and putting on Arsenal jersey with football on his head and back.

NIGERIA FIRST SEMESTER EXAMINATION: 2015/2016 ACADEMIC SESSION.

COURSE TITLE: Introduction to APC Government
COURSE CODE: APC 101
TIME ALLOWED: 45 Mins
INSTRUCTION: Attempt All Questions

1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 3years for
(i.) Dollar increase.
(ii.)Fuel Price increase
(iii.) Power Failure
(iv.) Unemployment
(v. )Fulani Herdsmen Killings

2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a constant, discuss the speed at which:
( i.) N5k promise is cancelled
(ii.) Feeding of school pupil is cancelled
(iii.) NYSC allowance is reduced
iv. Fuel pump prices are increased

3. Define the term, ''Budget padding''.

4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics.

5. Mention 5 IDP you know that feeds with N14000 everyday.

6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel to and the disgrace he will receive.

7. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kill people and buys jet fighter when Biafra is mentioned, what is the probability that PMB is not a terrorist?

8. Write short notes on these mad phrases;
(i). masquerade dressing,
(ii.) importation of grass
(iii). fantastically corrupt.

9. If x is change and y is lies/ propaganda, solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ?

10. If you used to be corrupt, but now fantastically corrupt, explain the effect of gravitational force on you.

11. with a labeled diagram, describe the famous losses ever witnessed in recent time:
(i)-- loss of budget.
(II)-- loss of WAEC certificate.
(iii)- loss of the moon.
(iv)- ear disorder.

12. If President Buhari @ 73yrs received his 1953 secondary school classmates, with relevant logic, explain how old PMB was when he finished secondary school considering the fact that from 1953-2016 is 63 years.

13. Write a short Essay on why Hajiya Aisha Buhari "visited" USA but did not go to say 'Hi' to Mrs. Mitchell Obama.

Your Time Starts Now!!!
Good morning

good for him

na today

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odiegwu

for better for worse

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Abdngna:
Please can anyone help?
i did'nt submitted my assessment test while the time runs out, what could that mean?

that is auto submission