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What Is The Worst Dirty Talk You've Heard? by foolinlove(f): 12:50pm On Jun 30, 2016
Some people can talk dirty and some people have no talent for it.

Have you ever been in a situation where your partner was trying to talk dirty but it fell flat?

The worst dirty talk line said to me is
"I wanna wrap my snake around your booty".

It doesn't even make sense!

What's the worst dirty talk you've heard?
Re: What Is The Worst Dirty Talk You've Heard? by Taiyescott(m): 12:53pm On Jun 30, 2016
Neva bin in any, bt am willing 2 start wit u sha.
Re: What Is The Worst Dirty Talk You've Heard? by Nobody: 12:53pm On Jun 30, 2016
Na nairaland i hear this KONGI
Re: What Is The Worst Dirty Talk You've Heard? by Blackfire(m): 12:55pm On Jun 30, 2016
foolinlove:
Some people can talk dirty and some people have no talent for it.

Have you ever been in a situation where your partner was trying to talk dirty but it fell flat?

The worst dirty talk line said to me is
"I wanna wrap my snake around your booty".

It doesn't even make sense!

What's the worst dirty talk you've heard?



this one pass me... Am trying to repent.

@foolinlove i will see u later.

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Re: What Is The Worst Dirty Talk You've Heard? by daewoorazer(m): 12:55pm On Jun 30, 2016
'i want to tell you about the best way to make money..pennywise'

nw, aint dat dirty? cheesy
Re: What Is The Worst Dirty Talk You've Heard? by ForeverYoung197(f): 12:55pm On Jun 30, 2016
grin that's funny. A lot of men can really be a big turn off when it comes to dirty talks, for real. Lemme remember mine. Be right back op wink smiley
Re: What Is The Worst Dirty Talk You've Heard? by foolinlove(f): 12:56pm On Jun 30, 2016
Blackfire:




this one pass me... Am trying to repent.

@foolinlove i will see u later.

Hope I haven't upset you. Talk soon kiss
Re: What Is The Worst Dirty Talk You've Heard? by willyo(m): 1:01pm On Jun 30, 2016
I met a girl that once told me that if I know I won't last up to 45 mins i shouldn't just waste her time... She killed the erotica in me that moment

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Re: What Is The Worst Dirty Talk You've Heard? by Park01: 1:01pm On Jun 30, 2016
end time postcheesy
Re: What Is The Worst Dirty Talk You've Heard? by youngest85(m): 1:07pm On Jun 30, 2016
ass licking wt poo on it!
Re: What Is The Worst Dirty Talk You've Heard? by foolinlove(f): 1:15pm On Jun 30, 2016
youngest85:
ass licking wt poo on it!

Ew.

How about this:

Me: I need to pee.

Him: Will you pee on me?

Youth :/
Re: What Is The Worst Dirty Talk You've Heard? by Blackfire(m): 1:18pm On Jun 30, 2016
foolinlove:


Hope I haven't upset you. Talk soon kiss


no u didn't upset me my dear..
I once lived a rugged life+ player + casanova ... I really lived a bad life.

For some years now i ve changed.. Living a celibate life, call it on a low key.

So talks like that trigger the already chained beast.

*walks out like a monk*

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Re: What Is The Worst Dirty Talk You've Heard? by unapapadeycraze: 1:18pm On Jun 30, 2016
This goes to miss nairaland: je n ti oko bo e nidi.

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Re: What Is The Worst Dirty Talk You've Heard? by Blackfire(m): 1:19pm On Jun 30, 2016
foolinlove:


Hope I haven't upset you. Talk soon kiss


no u didn't upset me my dear..
I once lived a rugged life+ player + casanova ... I really lived a bad life.

For some years now i ve changed.. Living a celibate life, call it on a low key.

So talks like that trigger the already chained beast.

*walks out like a monk* .
*but winks at u before leaving*
Re: What Is The Worst Dirty Talk You've Heard? by foolinlove(f): 1:19pm On Jun 30, 2016
Blackfire:



no u didn't upset me my dear..
I once lived a rugged life+ player + casanova ... I really lived a bad life.

For some years now i ve changed.. Living a celibate life, call it on a low key.

So talks like that trigger the already chained beast.

*walks out like a monk*

You intrigue me... reply my PM ok?
Re: What Is The Worst Dirty Talk You've Heard? by youngest85(m): 1:21pm On Jun 30, 2016
foolinlove:

Ew.
How about this:
Me: I need to pee.
Him: Will you pee on me?
Youth :/


Hian!
Re: What Is The Worst Dirty Talk You've Heard? by 3rdlegxxx(m): 1:28pm On Jun 30, 2016
Blackfire:




this one pass me... Am trying to repent.

@foolinlove i will see u later.

lol, lmao, kai this reply really got to me, funny guy..

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Re: What Is The Worst Dirty Talk You've Heard? by 3rdlegxxx(m): 1:32pm On Jun 30, 2016
foolinlove:
Some people can talk dirty and some people have no talent for it.

Have you ever been in a situation where your partner was trying to talk dirty but it fell flat?

The worst dirty talk line said to me is
"I wanna wrap my snake around your booty".

It doesn't even make sense!

What's the worst dirty talk you've heard?

Well i like it, once in a while, had one this morning but that one was baaad, don't want to go into details wink grin, the type u have after having to swap pictures lipsrsealed lipsrsealed .... grin cheesy... Dirty talking sometimes spices a relation up, the fact a person, partner, crush thinks of u and get's a reaction and calls to tell you and it in turn turns u on and gets u curious, the cycle begins and it usually ends with both of you smiling, i don't know about bad ones, what i know about are fake ones, omo some people can form and fake ....i tend to spot that one, a lil dirty talking and teasing helps a little in telling u are still into each other..
Re: What Is The Worst Dirty Talk You've Heard? by 3rdlegxxx(m): 1:37pm On Jun 30, 2016
[quote author=foolinlove post=47068914]Some people can talk dirty and some people have no talent for it.

Have you ever been in a situation where your partner was trying to talk dirty but it fell flat?

The worst dirty talk line said to me is
"I wanna wrap my snake around your booty".

The guy u had this with was obviously a learner and probably u started and he didn't know what to say and he said that, a lot of people need to learn, if i am good and ur not, u learn from me and the same way for the guy, if he doesn't bring ego into the equation, then u can tell him what u like, how u like it and what turns u on and more ...... we all learn everyday, it's just that as Nigerians we lie and form a lot, we all form good and sound nice and all that once we are out or online like on Nairaland but when we are behind closed doors, we get all naughty, crazy and all that's also why some people might bash you for opening this thread too, just ignore, mature minds relate easily and understand all too well..

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Re: What Is The Worst Dirty Talk You've Heard? by heartofstone(f): 1:44pm On Jun 30, 2016
As long as there is a hole down there,dis dog is always ready to lick nd hit u hard wink.. wink

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Re: What Is The Worst Dirty Talk You've Heard? by 0ubenji(m): 2:46pm On Jun 30, 2016
ForeverYoung197:
grin that's funny. A lot of men can really be a big turn off when it comes to dirty talks, for real. Lemme remember mine. Be right back op wink smiley
Lolz..see her...badt chindrehn...I knw say na dis kain tin dey sweet u...

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Re: What Is The Worst Dirty Talk You've Heard? by ForeverYoung197(f): 2:48pm On Jun 30, 2016
0ubenji:

Lolz..see her...badt chindrehn...I knw say na dis kain tin dey sweet u...



grin
Re: What Is The Worst Dirty Talk You've Heard? by Nobody: 4:12pm On Jun 30, 2016
Come back and do the needful
ForeverYoung197:
grin that's funny. A lot of men can really be a big turn off when it comes to dirty talks, for real. Lemme remember mine. Be right back op wink smiley
Re: What Is The Worst Dirty Talk You've Heard? by ForeverYoung197(f): 4:14pm On Jun 30, 2016
Oma307:
Come back and do the needful


Why, are you a needy one? Or have you ever engaged yourself on this type of talks? grin
Re: What Is The Worst Dirty Talk You've Heard? by Nobody: 4:26pm On Jun 30, 2016
Needy ke, no just curious to hear ur because it always sound funny, perhaps i have not engage myself in such talks, is it not when i have girlfriend before such happen
ForeverYoung197:



Why, are you a needy one? Or have you ever engaged yourself on this type of talks? grin
Re: What Is The Worst Dirty Talk You've Heard? by ForeverYoung197(f): 5:03pm On Jun 30, 2016
Oma307:
Needy ke, no just curious to hear ur because it always sound funny, perhaps i have not engage myself in such talks, is it not when i have girlfriend before such happen



Oh I see. grin grin
Re: What Is The Worst Dirty Talk You've Heard? by rawpadgin(m): 7:40pm On Jun 30, 2016
Spoilt Brat Everywhere
Re: What Is The Worst Dirty Talk You've Heard? by AskIfa(m): 7:42pm On Jun 30, 2016
Toto, prick, menstrual flow, sperm and fuk.
Re: What Is The Worst Dirty Talk You've Heard? by writemeshyahoo: 9:53pm On Jun 30, 2016
... your breadth stinks like the devil's backside
Re: What Is The Worst Dirty Talk You've Heard? by demzylahot(m): 10:09pm On Jun 30, 2016
make una cum make this thread s.wet na
Re: What Is The Worst Dirty Talk You've Heard? by Imakeherdrip(m): 2:56am On Jul 01, 2016
All I live for is your p_u_s_s_y...Please c_u_m and bless me.

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Re: What Is The Worst Dirty Talk You've Heard? by chigoizie7(m): 2:28pm On Jul 02, 2016
I hope I ain't gonna slack ur holes.

Bae:- the uck is wrong with ya, d pússies are meant to be ucked, ásshole

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