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Politics / Re: Gbajabiamila: It’s Time To Sit Back, See If Govt Will Fulfill Its Promises by Asonibare009(m): 9:14pm On Oct 15, 2020
GOATandYAMtheory:
The dumb yooots will still come here to rain curses on him as always..

Anyone who doesn't support or stops supporting this their agitation becomes an enemy. You ask them why they are still protesting, they will tell you they are having fun doing it. grin

I am sure by now the people who started this endSARS hashtag will be regretting ever to have done it..This is because it has been hijacked by our jobless dumb yooots, majority who have been wasting away at home owing to the unending rift between the FG and ASUU..and some who are unscrupulous Yahoo and armed robbery apologists...and some others who have nothing meaningful doing at the moment.Truly, I understand their frustration. But you all need to calm down!!!

you will suffer for 600years... fools
Politics / Re: Army Kills Terwase "Gana" Akwaza Hours After Being Granted Amnesty By Benue Govt by Asonibare009(m): 7:26am On Sep 09, 2020
omenka:
But why should he be killed after being captured. This whole story surrounding Gana's death/murder isnt making any sense to me.

Hours earlier he was in company of traditional chiefs, next thing we get news he is dead, killed from a "gun fight" with the army. Which yeye gunfight be that?
is it ur Brother? They kill criminal u are complain abeg get sense joor fools .

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Sports / Chelsea Will Beat Bayern Munich Tonight by Asonibare009(m): 11:36am On Aug 08, 2020
Father Lord,
Our good shepherd
unto your able hands,
I commit my darling Chelsea tonight.

Even tho we walk through the valley of the shadow of death at Allianz Arena in Munich Germany �� today.

We shall fear no evil.
For you that dwelleth in the blue sky is with us.

Even if we get disqualified tonight, thy rod and thy staff shall comfort me and all Chelsea fans.

After tonight, thou shall prepare a big cup before Chelsea next season in the presence of my Manchester and London rivals.

Thou shall anoint the feet of Ziyech, Pulisic and Werner with goals and assist next season and Chelsea trophy cabinet shall run over.

Surely, Trophies and Awards shall follow Chelsea next season and all the days of their life.

And Chelsea's name shall never cease to be written as champions for ever and ever.
Amen.

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Romance / Re: I Have A Boyfriend But I'm Falling In Love With Someone Else. by Asonibare009(m): 10:28pm On Jun 08, 2020
Happy989:
I started dating my boyfriend months ago and even before we started dating we've been good friends. He is intelligent, funny, has a great personality and takes good care of me. When he asked me to be his girlfriend I was so happy, because he is such a great guy. My boyfriend is in his final year in the same university that I attend. I'm still in my second year.

There is this guy in my department who is very good looking and also intelligent. He isn't jovial and extroverted like my boyfriend, but he is cool in a very confident and attractive kind of way. We started talking recently and he told me he finds me attractive. I told him that I have a boyfriend and he didn't seem fazed and never talked about the subject of my relationship. He still complimented my body and looks from time to time even though I didn't respond to his compliments in a way that indicated that I was in support of his actions.

During this covid-19 break we began talking more often over the phone and through texts and I always found our conversations interesting. A lot of times we'd talk till midnight. He is very witty and creative with words and I always smile whenever I see his texts or receive his calls.

Few weeks ago we talked about sexual fetishes and I realized we both had similar fetishes. This made him even more interesting because I found myself able to talk about stuff I hadn't talked about with anyone before, not even my boyfriend. This guy is not like anyone I've ever met before. His views on life are very unique and original and his personality is so complex and his sexuality is very intriguing.

The problem now is that I am beginning to develop strong feelings for this guy. When he calls me on the phone I don't wish the call to end. I find myself talking to him for minutes not minding the time. He is beginning to occupy my thoughts a lot and I don't know what to do. I still love my boyfriend but there is something about this guy that just seems to draw me to him.

I don't want to do anything that will break my boyfriend's heart.
Bleep the two of them.... mumu....I hate girls een..... they are very hard to trust....there is nothing a guy do that can satisfy them... cheating is there hobbies ...Bleep uuu

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Education / Re: CKC Onitsha Produced 3 Governors In A Roll At A Record Break- PICTURES by Asonibare009(m): 2:44pm On Jun 02, 2020
lozanni:


Prove it in pictures and in words, please.
I served in DMGS u can't compare DMGS infrastructure with CKC.. am not saying CKC didn't have good infrastructure but not like Dmgs..

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Education / Re: CKC Onitsha Produced 3 Governors In A Roll At A Record Break- PICTURES by Asonibare009(m): 2:42pm On Jun 02, 2020
Ogonimilitant:
CKC should have been the best college in terms of infrastructures if the old boy's ass. is strong
u have spoke well... DMGS old boys really trying their best in term of infrastructure... I was served at Dmgs Onistha..

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Health / Re: COVID-19: FG To Dispatch Experts To Re-Engage Kogi's Government by Asonibare009(m): 8:12am On May 22, 2020
TruthHurts100:
If there is Coronavirus in Kogi, they can't cover it. People would have been dying and people would have called for help even if the Kogi government is trying to cover anything.
u get sense joor... Covid19 can't be hidden...

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Health / Re: COVID-19: FG To Dispatch Experts To Re-Engage Kogi's Government by Asonibare009(m): 8:11am On May 22, 2020
Tobinrobin:


I said this the other day & some people were supporting his stance that the virus in the country is all hoax. How can a sitting Governor not believe there’s a virus & testing less? It’s just plain stupidity
ur own stupidity is more than his own...na by force to get Corona Virus?? think well abeg and stop using ur anus to think pls..

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Romance / Re: What Happened Between My Girlfriend And My Mother by Asonibare009(m): 7:25am On May 18, 2020
funkmrflexx:
We Have Been Dating For 1 Year and 6 months now. I’ve met her parents, we wanted to get married last year but her dad told me to wait till she finishes school which is supposed to be next year. I’m 25 years old and she’s 22 .

I live alone in the city while my mom lives in the village. My younger sister who I’m sponsoring through school sometimes comes to my place during holidays and weekends. My girlfriend practically lives with me because she comes from a type of an Abusive family. So she lives with me and I even assist her with school fees and house rents sometimes. I’ve spent even more than her father for her school.

Everyone In my family knows her and she’s a very wonderful girl. Typical wife material. She supports me every time even when I’m broke. I’m not the type of guy that dates a lot of girls . I don’t even cheat on her. Since I met her I’ve done away with a lot of ladies. I’m 100% committed to the relationship

But the problem is that she Has very bad anger issues. I mean she can destroy your property when she’s angry and I’m the quiet type. I don’t like hitting a lady execpt once in a while a general brain resetting slap. When she starts she doesn’t listen to anyone. Not me, not even her parents. So anytime she’s angry like this I will just find a way to make her laugh. Both of you can just be eating and she will get angry if you ate the fleshy part of the meat and left oily part for her (we have quarreled because of that I mean serious quarrel) . Sometimes I get tired of the whole situation. At the end even when she’s wrong I’ll let her for peace to reign. So I try to manage the anger at home so it shouldn’t go out

So we went to visit my mom in the yesterday. Because of curfew we slept over. So my mom bought us mangos this morning and told us to carry.

My girlfriend then said she doesn’t like mango that if I want to eat my mango I should carry it myself. Then my mom (she is the type that always shouts at every body. The real wahala woman) told her that if she can’t carry the mango then she should just put it on my head for me to carry na (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na).

That was the only thing my mom said. Then she sparked. Started shouting at my mom. That she should stop talking to her like that, that she doesn’t like it. In fact she’s going home. So she carried her bag and started going home. Every one in the compound started saying it’s ok (Na dat thing why dem tell u Dey make u Dey vex so) she was still shouting. I was even try to calm her down but no way. She was still shouting. Even my sister who had never seen her angry before became angry (na so you b? She said). I was really disappointed In her

The issue is what even made me angry is how she reacted. If she didn’t like what my mom said made her angry. At least she should have waited till we got home (this was the first time we were both sleeping over) then she would tell me. Or she could have called my sister and told her what my mom said. After all the fracas, she went inside the room till we left. I just told everybody to just leave her.

So when we got home I told her what she did was wrong that she shouldn’t have reacted like that. Na there war start. She started yelling and shouting at me that if my mom talks to everyone like that she won’t take it (my plan was to tell her that she should apologize to her. Because my mom already apologized that she won’t talk to her again like that. Which I know she will o . So we can just forget about the issue. But she never accepts she’s wrong ) She said I took her to my village to intimidate her in front of my family people, I was really angry and called her uncle and told him what happened. He said there was nothing wrong with what my mom told her (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) and that he would talk to her .

I even scolded my mom before I left that I didn’t like what she said what she did that’s she was just causing issue. My girlfriend said when my mom said the word (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) that I should have immediately rebuked my mom. But me sef no see anything wrong with what my mom said( If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

I just Dey follow her uncle advise and leave her be until she calms down and I talk to her

So my people what’s offensive in this word? If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

But this her attitude don tire me. Break up is not on the card for me at least not yet. She always thinks that they are other guys out there because she has a lot of toasters but I know they can’t do quarter of what I’m doing for her. In this modern time it’s difficult to see a guy who will allow his girlfriend stay with him thereby losing his freedom to do certain things. A guy who doesn’t cheat, a guy who takes care of her does everything for her .

I just think the things she went through in her family is affecting her physiological. And sometimes when I think about leaving her I feel pity because she can’t go back to her parents house.
Sex don swt you mumu
Health / The Sleepy Town Of Ogotu-ekiti In Ekiti Southwest Local Government Area Was On T by Asonibare009(m): 4:52pm On Apr 29, 2017
The sleepy town of Ogotu-Ekiti in Ekiti SouthWest Local Government Area was on Tuesday thrown into confusion when information filtered that a goat had delivered a human-like baby goat.
The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that the incident, which occurred in Lori Oke settlement, a village that is about 10 kilometres from Ogotun town, drew the attention of hundreds of residents and travellers.
The spokesman of the community, Sunday Ogunmeji, who spoke with NAN correspondent on behalf of the Baale (community head), Ganiyu Adetoun, said a pastor, Mr Daniel Odedele, helped to deliver the goat of the baby.
“After watching the goat labour for several hours, the pastor took pity on it and courageously pulled the baby out, only for it to turn out to be human-like.
“The `baby’ had all the features of a human being such as human face, head, hair, female genitals, two legs and two arms with hoofs.
“However, the human-like baby died at about noon as a result of lack of care as the crowd merely trooped there to watch rather than to attempt to save its life,’’ Ogunmeji said.
A resident, Mr Saidi Oladepo, who is a commercial motorcycle (Okada) operator, told NAN that immediately the goat delivered the `human-like baby’, it took to its heels.
He said that as soon as members of the community got wind of the incident, they ran helter-skelter in apparent confusion.
He said alarm was raised and the local security agents, referred to as `Peace Corps’, were alerted to the incident.
Oladepo added that it took more than two hours to re-capture the goat in the bush.
The traditional ruler of Ogotun-Ekiti, Oba Samuel Oyebode, could not be reached for comment as he was said to be in a meeting of the Traditional Council.

Education / Hmmmmmm!. Gone Were Those Days When Peaceful Protest Is Allowed In Nigeria. Are by Asonibare009(m): 9:48am On Apr 26, 2017
Are we in Democracy era or Military. I am confused.
So students are not allow to fight for their right anymore?.

Our Ambassador's of Poverty did not allow the citizen to fight for their right anymore.

The world are watching!.

Breaking News: Usman Hussein Attaja The NANS JCC Chairman Kogi Axis / Speaker KSU Students Union Government Injured By Armed Police During A Peaceful Protesthttp://www.madeinksu.com/2017/04/breaking-news-usman-hussein-attaja-nans.html?m=1

Education / Kogi State Tertiary Institutions Protests Is Going On At Nataco Junction Lokoja by Asonibare009(m): 10:27am On Apr 24, 2017
Kogi State tertiary Institutions Protests is Going on at Nataco Junction Lokoja

Politics / Re: I Will Be President Of Nigeria – Dino Melaye Declares by Asonibare009(m): 8:11pm On Jun 13, 2016
For ur church mind....even my state kogi no fit gv u governor.
Romance / Re: Jealous Lady Climb Balcony In Cameroon To Catch Cheating Lover by Asonibare009(m): 11:21pm On May 24, 2016
hmm...jst passing by...
Literature / Re: The Carpenter, The Witch And The Mysterious Mirrow by Asonibare009(m): 8:40am On Mar 12, 2016
Nice one ozi waiting for remaining once oooooo.....

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