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logicalhumour:
It's my whole cloths she took off o. That's why it's still shocking me. Even singlet, I no wear when I woke up.

This kind of thing has never happened to me. Ahhhh.

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Na you sweep the church, abi u trek from church come back house cos it's very obvious you were exhausted

SmartPolician:
The best thing that happened to that election was IPOB's decision to suspend its sit-at-home order. If not, people would have been all over the place crying because the APC would definitely hijack it and install the man with baggage - a terrible trademark they left in Imo State.

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Boss I owe you 2 cold bottle of heineken just inbox me ur location.

phantomxxs:
1gb 16gb
Working perfectly
Open bid

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5k cash

MISTAICEY02288:
Hello. I saw this comment of yours and i am interested in knowing the organic substance... Kindly reply this ASAP. It will be of use to someone close to me. Thanks

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Abeg don't be offended that am replying this late, I ve been away. My number is 07080075280 call or whatsapp for better clarification. Thanks I wish you well

shogsman:
Clean as new oppo a92 for sale
Full hd plus 6.5inches 20:9 aspect ratio display
-128gig Rom
-8gig ram
-5000mah 18watts charger
-48 MP, f/1.7, (wide), 1/2.0", 0.8µm, PDAF
8 MP, f/2.2, 119˚ (ultrawide), 1/4.0", 1.12µm
2 MP, f/2.4, (depth)
2 MP B/W, f/2.4
Feature LED flash, HDR, panorama
Video 4K@30fps, 1080p@30/120fps, gyro-EIS
-5000mah
Sleek and top notch phone for camera lovers and multimedia users.
-85k

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Your phone number and location

Blessing185:
Asus zenpsd available, touched cracked,over 8hrs battery life,2gb ram.20k

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Pics pls

Feelinso:
Good afternoon nairalander's
Pls i need advice concerning my girlfriend genotype , I love her so much and she best thing to happen to in 2021 ,

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I know of an organic substance that can change her genotype. All this genotype shit only affects third world countries

Wetin musa no go see for gate

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[color=#000099][/color] I got back to my Villa yesterday for the new year celebration and guess what ? Nepa did there thing, and I hurried down to put on the Gen. When I got the the change over box what I saw I no fit shout.

2mercy:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/photos-motorist-escapes-death-as-tree-falls-on-vehicle-during-rainfall-in-lagos/

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Village people searching for wireless network

Caleb91:
Used a cartapot to seperate two mating ekuke mastiff dogs at the age of 9 in my village the male dog died 2 days later because the big stone hit it forehead

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Imagine, the dog was about coming when the stone hit it's head, guy u no get joy

Oga good day oh, abeg if you know within yourself dat u actually know and ur church mind explain to you that you are serious pls post the pictures here urself. Thank you

uboma:
As you claim not to be among the 'right crowd', why did you click on this thread when the title indicated the price (400k) of the car?

You have no interest in this car, why not simply unclick the thread and move on? It was unnecessary to spew thrash....


@ Op,

Happy sales.

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Bros I no know where ur problem de come from, whether na from ur house abi na work. Anyway I no de in the mood to reply you, I have more important things doing

Price and location pls

zimdante:
Th car below is sound and available for sale thanks to covid 19 lockdown , the price is #400,000 if you are in Anambra State or close please call 08119877227.for more enquiry

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OP, you would have simply said you want to sell you motor not car so you can attract the right crowd.

Omuneizzy6:
Someone Sent Me This;

I have pleaded with my wife not to chew gum but the more I plead, the more she chews and it irritate me. Maybe I should just let her go, but I really love her.
What do I do, please help

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Boss, I will give u a lasting solution to this ur problem. Tried and tasted, don't complain again just pretend as if it's not bothering you. Just sit down and relax well, all you need do is to wait for her birthday, then buy I carton of chewing gum, wrap it with very beautiful and expensive wraps and present it to her. Trust me you will thank me later.

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godswilld10:
3bedroom 3sefcontain 2bedsiter
Very clean and portable house
Price-15m
Call or WhatsApp me on 08123969242

Wetin aboki no go see for gate, person no see where e go buy property na for warri e wan go buy am. Oghene.
De even put customize Join the advert

pearlgal:
Ife di na Oba, a land with milk and honey ������������

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Onye Oba kedu

OnwuCheka:
LOL
Isn't everybody just jealous of my people?

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Glad to see my people, are u from wch of the villages. Am from umuogali

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Dreyton36:
PART 4
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WE Rushed one of their staff and questioned him on the prices of their drinks and proteins

The guy na ibo boy ,
I asked him bros no vex , how much una dey sell una red Italian whine , he ask me which of them , i tell am say I no look the label to read am
I come beg am like a brother , I give am the direction of my babe sit to go check it himself , na nice guy , he obey

When he came back , he say ah bros e no too cost naw
Na just 46,500 cry shocked
For my mind , na 46,500 this guy call JUST?
I. Ask again how much be snail , before I even finish my statement my next guy man in the same shoes just shout yes na wetin i was ask because the thing carry siren join am grin grin grin
The staff said it's just 25k for a stick shocked piss come they worry me
I come ask the guy say when you reach the table of my girl , how many she don order, he say na the second stick she dey eat cry
That my other guy just shout "I DON DIE TODAY"
The guy started asking me ,
Guy: wetin we go do now

Me: wetin we go do ke Guy I get my own problem ooo
My head burn like this

I left them there and went to my table, deep inside na so i take go?

The babe was like , what took you so long ?
Lies no they finish for mouth na , I use my brain sharply ,
I tell her say i receive call from my elder sister now when I they piss ,say my dad just eat poison for outing wey he go

She shock , me sef shock for the kind lie wey I just fabricate within few seconds without thinking twice, but no be my fault , i no like shame
My pocket ba only 76k plus remain
I no they ever get money for my bank account because as them they pay salary na so the money they go

I finish my Heineken , she just they calm me down , she con ask me where my dad they now , i tell am say them run am go hospital and my sister say make I quickly send money if not them no go give am any first treatment

Naim she just start to they para o
She start grammer

Her:That's why i hate this country , they'll see someone dying they'll be requesting for money as if money is everything
For my mind , my sister money is everything oo
If u know where I don trek for the Lagos u go on say miney is everything

She come take am personal Sha
Don't forget I said it earlier that she's kind-hearted

Naim she ask me how much them wan collect for starting, I no even waste time i say na 240k my sister say make I send first

Naim she say make I send her my sister ACC details ,
Base on say i no want make e be say I be golddigger , I tell her say. Make she no worry I go sort am, make she just enjoy herself
But for my mind , no hear my own oooo grin
Abeg ask me the details again oo,
She come say don't let me get angry with you , ur dad's life is at stake here and you are telling me not to worry?

Make e no be like say my village people they follow me , i give her my sister details sharply

She transfer 300k to the account sharply , inside my mind i don make am oooooo , I hope tope my girlfriend they see how real girls they treat men ooo grin grin

I thanked her , she say make i no thank her that she's always happy whenever she helps someone shocked for my mind okpe oooo

With confidence I order for another Heineken with snail I no fear again , worst cone to worst I go tell my sister to send me small cash for my aza grin grin

I come observe that other guy with he babes for distance , he no they smile at all grin
That's even where I first saw this Nollywood actor named Alex ekubo , the guy handsome no be small
But for Lagos nobody send celebs oo angry angry

We kill time there , she offered to clear the bill , I no even know when she clear the bill sef , me I don already they on my 4th bottle when she say she wan go urinate

But Heineken they make man prick raise , everybody just they observe me , they wonder who I be , to come with that kind fly chick
Me sef no dull at all

I give her jokes , she laugh die, that's the only thing I can offer anyway
She laugh sotay she come they put her head for my body

Small time my phone ring , who they call me , my sister , she don see alert grin
I no even let her talk sef I just speak my language for am
"I tell her say na me send am make she no worry "

The babe don high Wella , she come say she feel like dancing , say make we go the club side
We went there omo see grooving , we both have the same love for the same kind of songs

As we just they step inßide , the first female i saw was this girl named Cynthia Morgan , who remember her , (German juice)
The DJ just play one of my favourite by wyclef jean ft eve _L.O.V.E.Y.O.U
Omo mehn although I no Sabi dance but that song made me dance
I rock her well, she feel me , she just held me tight , she was absolutely drunk , but I no worry seems the next day na Sunday no work
The next song enter , Nobody has to know by kranium , the song just came out then
That song na baddest for club grin
If you know you know

Me sef don high but no matter how i high reach I no they ever lusguard ,
I romanced her body to the rhythm of the song , she felt it
I checked my watch , 9:47pm
Mi o worry , ma jaiye Ori mi grin grin

The DJ come kill me patapata, he switched to naija song and played Paul dairo_angel of my life
chai song wey I take toast many girls that yr
She happen to like the song too , omo see grooving

Small time she whispered to my ear say she they feel dizzy , say she wan sleep
I tell her say we go need pay the security to allow us leave the car there so we go take taxi home , or we go lodge
She say make we lodge , na wetin me sef wan hear be that grin
We went to the receptionist , we made our way to the booking session , God forbid eko hotel no be poor man hotel oo
Hotel fine pass anything else
Wetin concern me concern price , she pay with her card, I no even near where she they pay sef I no want yawa grin grin

Them give her key she hand am over to me , for my mind no be separate rooms?
Anyway both of us don shayo , manya

We went in , she just UnCloth for my presence she no even send , but I know say na unto shayo level , my Dickson just stand kakaraka , and she's just too sexy , she's slim, busty , and a moderate ass , just my type

She go shower and see came back , she just lie down straight

Wahala come burst for midnight ooo
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Comment for part 5
When I get positive comments I'll drop it tonight , to type no easy

Bros what of the other guy how the guy take solve him problem cos the guy matter strong well

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safari0412:
A Nigerian used Toyota Corolla 2001 LE with Engine,Gear and Ac in good working condition.Add me on WhatsApp for more info...08032762241.

Pictures pls

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Biafra1stson:
I reported this man in this thread https://www.nairaland.com/5776408/pls-how-report-stubborn-pastor


He is still live holding church service now. His name is omeari Joseph his phone number is 08100325785 his church is located at inside Port Harcourt tourist beach multi purpose hall. Let government come and pick this man na. I also reported some churches close to me again to NCDC and they were laughing at me saying is that all.

OP, b4 I reply u I want to get something straight. Are u a Christian or a Muslim or a pegan or Buddhist. Pls wch category do u belong

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Jewessgratitudd:
Lol...funnily enough, I look better without make-up. Makeup makes me look older because of my skin type (oily).

Nwa idigodu ok.

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dalukesh:
5weeks old

Location and price pls for a male. Am pH based