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SAM MILLA:Nice idea ![]() |
qoride1:Very true I am sure his time would soon come |
A lot of Pastors own private jets. I know it’s for the cause of the gospel. So am sure he would surely get it. Sooner than u expect. Cheers!!! |
This is for the Ladies ![]() Would you Prefer to marry a rich man that is not sexually active than a poor man who is sexually active. |
Job Opportunity for a Managing Director We are a major global market player that works to identify, assess, and monitor suppliers on behalf of major organisations worldwide. We build and support buyer-supplier communities in many industry sectors, creating unique and powerful global networks. Our services for sustainable procurement, help create opportunities for business and reduce risk in the supply chain. We have offices worldwide including, amongst others, Norway, Argentina, Spain and Venezuela . Group headquarters are in Abingdon, United Kingdom. Position: Managing Director, Nigeria. Job Description: o Strategy/Planning: Work with the board of directors to define and establish the company’s oil and gas strategy and related business plan. o Manage operations to achieve established goals and targets in addition to developing and refining processes to improve customer service, and reduce costs o Put in place appropriate business plans and budgets to ensure profitability and cash generation. o Build and maintain an excellent team and organisation which supports high levels of growth and customer satisfaction o Ensure the business operates with integrity and in a manner consistent with the UN Global Compact and with Corporate Social Responsibility. o Implement a full staff training programme is in place to ensure skill gaps are eliminated and personal development improves on an ongoing basis. Qualifications & Experience: o The incumbent should hold a good University degree in any field. An MBA degree would be an advantage o Minimum of 12 years experience; 5 of which must be working in or managing international level organisations o Ideally business qualified, such as business development, and supply chain management with exposure to data management o He or she should have experience in dealing with suppliers and contractors in a supplier-management environment. o Commercial awareness of on-line supply-chain technology environments would be desirable o Highly effective and proven interpersonal and management skills are also required. Dynamism and initiative are key requirements o Knowledge of financial planning, budgeting and general management accounting o Knowledge of major industrial sectors such as oil and gas, power, water or transport would be an advantage Salary Range and Benefits: The position provides an excellent market based remuneration and benefits package How to Apply: Candidates meeting the above criteria should send their application via email to: recruitment@slosq.com. A cover letter and detailed curriculum vitae should be attached. All documents must be in MS Word format. Only short listed candidates will be contacted Closing Date: Two Weeks after this advertisement |
Dear [____rejectee's name here_____], I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Ms. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening become available. So that you may find better success in your future romantic endeavors, please allow me to offer the following reason(s) you were disqualified from the competition: [Check all those that apply] ___ Your stomach is bigger than mine. ___ Your name is objectionable subjecting my future children to it could scar and yes, scare them for life. ___ Your inadvertent admission that you "buy shoes by the truckload" indicates that you may be interested in me for something other than my personality. ___ You failed the 20 Question Rule, i.e., I asked you 20 questions about yourself before you asked me one. ___ Your "Putting on a few, aren't you big boy?" comment, given the 9 months pregnant size of your beer gut, was inappropriate. ___ You failed the faithful check. ___ I find your inability to cook & clean my house extraordinarily unappealing. ___ The fact that you live with your Mother reveals an inherent psychological syndrome that I fear is unbreakable. ___ The phrase "My Mother" has popped up far too often in conversation. ___ You mention your ex-boyfriends name more than you mention mine. ___ Three words: looks do matter. Sincerely, [Your name here] |
One day a man was sitting in his office on the 19th floor of a building. A man came running into his office and shouted, "John, your daughter, Anna, just died in an accident right opposite this building" The gentleman was in panic. Not knowing what to do, he jumped out through his office window. While coming down, when he was near the 14th floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Anna. When he was near the 7th floor, he remembered he was not married yet. When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not John. *Dont PANIC!!* |
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed one evening when we heard sobbing coming from three-year-old Eric's room. Rushing to his side, we found him crying hysterically. He had accidentally swallowed a penny and was sure he was going to die. No amount of talking could change his mind. Desperate to calm him, my husband palmed a penny that he happened to have in his pocket and pretended to pull it from Eric's ear.Eric was delighted. In a flash, he snatched it from my husband's hand, swallowed it and demanded cheerfully, "Do it again, Dad!" |
Urgent vacancies for Financial Analysts/Chartered Stockbrokers. • Can you make valuable figures off these jargons = EBTIDA, PEG Factor, DCF, EV, NAV, EPS, MPS, PE Ratio, etc. • Do you have at least two years hands-on experience in Corporate Finance, Structured Finance, Financial Engineering and/or Equity Research/Trading. • Do you desire to work alongside highly motivated and dedicated team of professionals in a leading Investment Banking Firm with various outlets nationwide and the corporate Head Office in Lagos. Desired Qualifications: First degree, M.Sc., MBA, ACS, CIBN, ACA, ACIPM, CFA, CIB, ACCA, ACIS Only qualified professionals should forward their CVs and Cover letters to capitalmarketjobs@gmail.com as MS word or PDF attachments. Deadline: 1800 hours GMT+1, Friday July 14th, 2008. Only shortlisted candidates would be contacted by email/SMS only. |
JOB TITLE: ADIF MICROFINANCE - MARKET/LOAN OFFICER REF.CLO/ADIF/0608 DESCRIPTION MUST POSSESS THE ABILITY TO TRAIN AND SUPERVISE JUNIOR MARKETING OFFICERS ON BANK PRODUCTS AND SERVICES,MUST BE COMPUTER LITERATE,MINIMUM OF 3YEARS EXPERIENCE AS A MARKETER OR EQUIVALENT EXPERIENCE IN A FINANCIAL INSTITUTION,MANUFACTURING CONCERN OR SERVICES INDUSTRY,BELOW 30 YEARS OF AGE AND A MINIMUM OF HND/UNIVERSITY DEGREE IN A RELATED DISCIPLINE. DETAILS JOB REF: REF.CLO/ADIF/0608 HOURS: FULL TIME LOCATION: LAGOS WORKING TERM: PERMANENT SALARY: VERY ATTRACTIVE APPLICATION DEADLINE: 04/07/08 JOB TITLE: ADIF MICROFINANCE - MARKETERS REF.MI/ADIF/0608 DESCRIPTION ABILITY TO LEARN FAST IN A PRESSURE ENVIRONMENT,ABILITY TO WORK IN A SETTING AND MEET PERFORMANCE TARGETS,OND OF HND (NO PRIOR EXPERIENCE NEEDED), COMPUTER LITERACY, BELOW 28YEARS OF AGE, NYSC DISCHARGE CERTIFICATE. DETAILS JOB REF: REF.MI/ADIF/0608 HOURS: FULL TIME LOCATION: LAGOS WORKING TERM: PERMANENT SALARY: VERY ATTRACTIVE AND NEGOTIABLE APPLICATION DEADLINE: 04/07/08 HOW TO APPLY FOR THIS JOB: INTERESTED CANDIDATES SHOULD SEND THEIR RESUMES AND INCLUDE A COVER LETTER STATING JOB POSITION AND REFERENCE CODE TO: adifmfb@yahoo.com OR PMB 81118, V/ISLAND, LAGOS. |
NIGERIA REINSURANCE CORPORATION A leader in the insurance industry with international breath requires the services of dynamic and focused leader o join an exciting initiative. Competences required for each position are as stated below: EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR, OPERATIONS Qualification: - A relevant university degree with an ACII or FCII or its equivalent - Must have recognisable and cutting-edge experience ready to work as a team player in a turn around work group. - A post graduation qualification in MBA confers an advantage on the candidates for this position - The candidates should also have at least 10 years senior management role experience GENERAL MANAGER, OPERATIONS Qualification: - Same as for the executive director operations. EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR, FINANCE AND ADMINISTRATION Qualification: - Must have a relevant degree from a reputable university and a qualified chartered accountant with recognisable and cutting-edge experience ready to work as a team in a turn-around work group. A postgraduate qualification with an MBA will be an added advantage GENERAL MANAGER, FINANCE AND ADMINISTRATION Qualification: - Should possess relative qualification to take on the responsibility in carrying out all duties assigned in overseeing the finance, investment and administrative operations of the company COMPANY SECRETARY/LEGAL ADVISER Qualification: - The candidate must hold an LLB and BL qualifications with at least 10 years experience, 6 of which must be in a corporate environment. An earlier experience as company secretary and professional qualification will be an added advantage. REMUNERATION: Attractive and negotiable. Interested applicants should submit a detailed CV to: THE MANAGING DIRECTOR/CEO, NIGERIA REINSURANCE CORPORATION, P.O.Box 292, GARKI, ABUJA. E-MAIL: cngr2008@yahoo.com. Entries close on the 8th of July 2008. |
Our client, a recently licensed Microfinance Bank in Nigeria with the goal of being a reference point for Microfinance Banking Services in the country is about to commence operations. To ensure a smooth and aggressive take off of operations, the Bank is looking to fill the following positions within its organisation structure: Human Resources & Training Manager – MGT 001 Core Functions for this position are: • Management of Company's Human Resource & Training Functions • Implement the Bank's HR Strategy/Policies & procedures • Execute staff recruitment, staff training programs and performance management. • Design & implement staff motivation and fidelity programs. Qualifications • First degree in Human Resource Management or related discipline. • A Masters degree will be an added advantage. • Minimum of 3 years post-qualification experience in a similar role. • Professional membership of a Personnel Management Institute will be a further advantage. Person Specifications • Excellent written & verbal communication skills. • Attention to detail, and the ability to maintain high standards of accuracy even when under pressure • Able to deal sensitively with confidential and personal information • Not older than 35 years of age. Head, Credit & Risk Management – MGT 002 Core functions for this position are: • Manage the Bank's credit portfolio. • Design, implement and review bank's credit policies in line with best practice in Microfinance. • Proper assessment of credit requests, detailing appropriateness of loan size, purpose and tenor. • Manage and ensure prompt repayment of loans disbursed to Bank's clients. • Monitor loan performance, generate reports and keep delinquencies within acceptable limits set by the Bank. Qualifications • A first degree in Accounting, Banking & Finance or related discipline. • A profession qualification (ICAN, ACCA, CIBN) • A Masters degree will be an added advantage • 3-5 years experience in a similar role • Knowledge of Microfinance credit operations & Portfolio-At- Risk (PAR) Person Specifications • Excellent written & verbal communication skills. • A keen eye for details • Not older than 35 years of age. Qualified candidates are invited to send in their application & detailed resume, quoting the Reference (MGT 001 or MGT 002) as the subject of the mail to: recruitment@ thestrategos. com NOT LATER THAN 1 WEEK FROM THE DATE OF THIS ADVERT (July 14, 2008). Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted. |
Service was great!!!!!!!!!!! ![]() |
Philippians 4:6 Be anxious for nothing, but in everything by prayer and supplication, with thanksgiving, let your requests be made known to God; |
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