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Foreign Affairs / Re: "South African Model Attacked Me With A Knife" - Zimbabwe's Grace Mugabe by Assensio(m): 7:20pm On Sep 11, 2017 |
*Some facts about Ng'olo Kante.* 1) It is impossible for Kante to have heart attack, nothing is stupid to attack Kante 2) When Kante was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared. 3) Kante helped the nurses when he was born. 4) Kante never lies, the truth is what is wrong. 5) The father's name of Kante is Kante junior. 6) When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Kante. 7) One day Kante arrived late at school, the other students were penalised because they arrived too early. Kante missed two days in a row in the school, later on these days were called Saturday and Sunday 2 Likes |
Fashion / Re: Precious Omovong, Miss Delta, Withdraws From MBGN 2017 Pageant by Assensio(m): 7:17pm On Sep 11, 2017 |
she no even fine sef..se ha teet.lyk fork |
Education / Re: Folafoluwa Oginni Graduates From Heterfordshire University With 5.0 CGPA by Assensio(m): 5:17pm On Sep 11, 2017 |
*Some facts about Ng'olo Kante.* 1) It is impossible for Kante to have heart attack, nothing is stupid to attack Kante 2) When Kante was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared. 3) Kante helped the nurses when he was born. 4) Kante never lies, the truth is what is wrong. 5) The father's name of Kante is Kante junior. 6) When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Kante. 7) One day Kante arrived late at school, the other students were penalised because they arrived too early. Kante missed two days in a row in the school, later on these days were called Saturday and Sunday 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Ayobami Peller Slams Man Trying To Toast Naomi Peller, Her 11-Year-Old Daughter by Assensio(m): 11:39pm On Sep 06, 2017 |
Abeg i dey look for bae..any intrstd gal should contact me...i no want wowo girl o...[/sup][sup] |
Celebrities / Re: Ayobami Peller Slams Man Trying To Toast Naomi Peller, Her 11-Year-Old Daughter by Assensio(m): 11:33pm On Sep 06, 2017 |
wuna go see..dis gal go later b olosho...just giv am 3 more years |
Education / Re: JAMB Orders Candidates To Upload Their O'Level Results Again by Assensio(m): 11:15pm On Sep 06, 2017 |
dis people dey craze o... |
Celebrities / Re: Afia Schwarzenegger Responds To Her Sex Video Scandal by Assensio(m): 11:01pm On Sep 06, 2017 |
dis one wey she go theif commando name....arnold |
Romance / Re: Chinenye Okonkwo, A Nairalander, Is Contesting For MBGN 2017 by Assensio(m): 2:23pm On Sep 06, 2017 |
hope say dem neva destroy under |
Celebrities / Re: Idowu Abiodun Oniru, Toolz Father, Celebrates 80th Birthday (Pictures) by Assensio(m): 2:03pm On Sep 06, 2017 |
na ha knw...see big brst |
Politics / Re: Bankole Osisanya And Nike Temidayo Remanded In Prison In Ogun State. Photos by Assensio(m): 1:49pm On Sep 06, 2017 |
problem fal on u |
Celebrities / Re: Yinka Quadri Celebrates His 58th Birthday With Stunning Photos by Assensio(m): 12:01pm On Sep 06, 2017 |
i take style lyk dis man 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Kelechi Iheanacho Leads Celebration Party After Eagles' Match In Yaoundé by Assensio(m): 9:35am On Sep 06, 2017 |
mtcwww...mumu people...spain win 8-0 dey no die...if nigeria meet germany,brazil,belgium,france,poland,chile 4 world cup,dem go win dem 9-0...nigeria no just sabi anything...proudly nigerian |
Sports / Re: Samuel Peter Celebrates His 37th Birthday Today by Assensio(m): 9:29am On Sep 06, 2017 |
i neva even hear of dis 1.mayb sef he neva win even 1 fight Muibatoraji..com |
Politics / Re: EFCC Probes Okonjo-Iweala, Fayose, Akpabio, Ali Modu Sherriff, Patience Jonathan by Assensio(m): 9:24am On Sep 06, 2017 |
dem go enter hell...al of dem |
Politics / Re: Biafra: Nnamdi Kanu Is Talking Nonsense - Edwin Clark by Assensio(m): 9:23am On Sep 06, 2017 |
abeg wu b biafra sef...wu b kanu?...i no know am o |
Sports / Re: Joseph Yobo Celebrates His 37th Birthday Today by Assensio(m): 9:19am On Sep 06, 2017 |
dis man take style wowo....i dey joke |
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2017 - Nomination & Verification by Assensio(m): 3:07am On Sep 06, 2017 |
abeg i wan sheet....wic 1 b dis? |
Romance / Re: Ladies Is Playing Hard To Get Now Obsolete? by Assensio(m): 3:04am On Sep 06, 2017 |
uhmmm...i no fit talk sef.... Look my signature |
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