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Romance / Re: My Wife Is Going For Service, Should I Impregnate Her Now by AssLeeKar: 5:34am On Oct 17, 2017 |
MyNewJackeT: Since you paid her school fees and all. I'd say go ahead and impregnate her quick ! But for me, I'd say you let her fly as high as she'd like then when she comes back, if she's still intact then marry her. Though Nysc is a Mating ground that can bringout the inbuilt ashwo in most people with some pregnant women chasing after young boys like their life depend on it. And extrem low ranked soldiers chasing hoes like their next meal ticket. So my conclusion is free your mind of her, forget about the money spent on her and see it as payment for all the_fucks you had with her, cux you just cant trust some ladies. Just recently a lady passed out from camp to tie me claiming single things on love ride, well, I took a break and traced a man who claims to be man of God paid her way through school for 5yrs when she ran out of her fathers house when her mom divorced her dad. In all this while she has been living and fucking_with him but now came to nysc and looking for who's next to hang on to just to break the pastors heart for no good reasons other than taste for new dick_ 1 Like |
Romance / Re: I Lost Him! What Do I DO Now Heartbroken by AssLeeKar: 3:55am On Oct 17, 2017 |
BigSarah: If this tale/story is 4 real en not some madeup NL fiction. Then I'd say get your mind occpied with other things that makes you happy. We've all been theough this, someone else is going through it right now, loving someone in present that look like theyre from your past. Girl, its not worth it! It's good to only admire but going steps futher to reachout is insane. Wished you got hold of your heart, Just wish you can see the future or have some real offine close ones to help u get over it. Guys also tend to be attracted to ladies that look like someone from their past as such it gets embarassing whe total stranger looks like who you knew but now with a total diffrent brain. That guy is just not matured to handle your psychological disconfuguration that would only last for a season if properly handled. I've personally had lot ladies fall head over for me and most times its so embarassing when some kind of lady not in my ideal pix of someone I'd love to be with keeps her sudden emotion in my hand. Funny, this kind of scene got me my first and second Job where I never expected. But for me I'd know the lady has a problem and I usually assisted them get over me so they can move on with their life by showing compassion, and talking things over with them and never kiss and tell when it gets to thet. Encountered lots way back through schools, Nysc, Jobs and most new environment I found my self. Before I useto to think my look is the attraction cux I am on the extra extrem in handsoness. But no! These Ladies have some insane problem which really need compassion and serious help so the lady can get on with her life and not the childish guy feeling top of the world ! Girl, you need help. Now try avoid that guy cux if he eventually looks your side might be when he has problem with his lady. Note: Ladies do this to guys too. But in this case, you have more at loss. Wish you quick recovery. Goodbye. 4 Likes |
Family / Re: What Do You Think Is More Painful - To Lose Mother Or Father? by AssLeeKar: 1:24pm On Oct 14, 2017 |
Lalasticlala keep off this thread! Not for dead snakes. Now my people, lets show some respect to the dead. ( Like ) ( Dislike ) ( Share ) 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Good Morning, For Those Who Wrote The 2017 Application Assessment Tests, Please by AssLeeKar: 6:28am On Oct 01, 2017 |
BiafranBushBoy:oga dont mind them. those monikers giving you side kicks for saying the truth belong to a single APC Chief who's on a 15k/m pay to promote their fraudulent npower the 2019 scam tool to keep the zoo graduate deactive for life while sanusi's, atiku's and the rest have their children handed secret slots in CBN... Before I forget @npowerng kindly be bold to tell young Nigerian gradute the truth how you and others landed this Npower ng Control room job plus Online account handlers job. I tell you, No advert at all! Walahi you must be connected to those benefiting from the disorder of the present nigeria like those who are contanly recruited into Igerian Customzzervice from backdoor too, NIS, NPF, ARMY CBN NPA, NIMASA CivilDefence 'replacement' (Recruitment)... Well, Anyday you'd like to know more of More of nigeria, just sniff NCC ABJ see new faces, call them for side revelation how they are got into the job, you'll be shocked to the marrow how just knowing Alhaji the suplier (who anyway collects govt pay sourced from oil wells down south and supplies notting just like his uncle's has been doing since the time of shagari Qrts) assisted in getting them the 'replacement' (recruitment) Note for APC/Abokii xombi: I am not looking for Npower Shiit, I'm cool with what am doing as self made boss... But I would appreciate it whenever I click on the NL 'Trending' not to see the lie tool 'Npower' again May God Purnish Nigeria, It shall never bewell with nigeria, It shall never be well with APC. May all the curses in history be to them I stand here this morring to lay these curse to any of their xombi handle. Untill the day the background and race of a man is of nomore significant to what he can offer. Untill the rights of those who have good to offer are equally regarded without regards to tribal classs etc. Untill quota system is totally killled, one Nigeria remains a scam_trust me spent 10y inside the real core north with the konk abokiiiz and another 10+ with the west of nigeria, seen too many shiits that can't be epressed! This is the kind of nigeria united by greed the foolsfound. A nigeria where people avoid having properties across the divide and still turn around to sai one nigeria. A nigeria where the only symbol of unity is the Oil wells down south. A nigeria you see the oppresser sniffing and paying out to mod to delet your post because he does not think like you. Brethen I Urge you all to always know and remember that Political and Social Injustice are the only things that lead to conflictz! You cant keep doing as you like and keep expecting me to understand you without talking to me! I dont understand you dont understand me! I didnt wake this early for myself but for the unborn and upcomming generation who should not be in this shiit! Knowing; 1. Buhari got Army Job (Federal Job as one or two star Lt) because of quota system with just a recommendation letter from a another fool with just Grade II. A Buhari that does not know how to use TV remote control is controlling your destiny! I tuale the Dibia that gives APC charm. Whill You today Mr. BMC Operator with 1st Class Masters and Professorship Degree, Six Pack, 7"ft tall, great strenght and stamina, ICT guru can only get the rankless Cloth of Private sentry as any Rank from Ist Liutenant is reserved for the Blessed North. 2. Atiku got feed morring, Afternoon, night and even Mid night just to convince him to go to little school he attended and join his brothers hold on hard to Oil wells down south full oppressive mode active! Name but few. Its only a stuupid chicken that will not constantly watch back while claiming to belong to same owner with power hungry and starved Dog. Happi Independence day asssholes s to those enjoying the disorder of the day. God purnish Nigeria. 3 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Good Morning, For Those Who Wrote The 2017 Application Assessment Tests, Please by AssLeeKar: 4:24am On Oct 01, 2017 |
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: In Honour Of Our Independence Day, Tell Us Why YOU Like Nigeria. by AssLeeKar: 2:42pm On Sep 29, 2017 |
I Hate Nigeria! Bad!! I Hate_Fuck APC political tool for 2019! FIRS CBM NIMASA NPA. My Little bro got all stars to last bit NIMASA only to be dropedafter asked who sent him... 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: When A Man Looks At Your Face During Sex, What Does It Mean? by AssLeeKar: 11:37pm On Sep 16, 2017 |
He is regreting his life thats why he is looking into your eyes 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What The Different Between Npower And Nysc.. by AssLeeKar: 8:24am On Jul 15, 2017 |
RIP ENGLISH 3 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancy: Live Out Nanny Needed At Ajah (sangotedo) Lagos by AssLeeKar: 4:00pm On Jul 12, 2017 |
25k? Na who send you knack akpako wey u no say no time to take baby kia? Wickednez in d highest placez. 3 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Vacancy by AssLeeKar: 4:41pm On Jun 08, 2017 |
Neil0072009:ok 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Vacancy by AssLeeKar: 8:51am On Jun 08, 2017 |
mofeace: 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: CIPM Nigeria Condemns Civil Defence, Fire And Prisons Services Job Advertisement by AssLeeKar: 9:54pm On Jun 02, 2017 |
Dont worry Oga CEO Omo Ade, bring your crippled bro come Army recruitmenter to do Parade on wheel chair 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Urgent Pls Ladies Only 25-28 And Must Stay Lekki by AssLeeKar: 1:14pm On Jun 02, 2017 |
Babakayguy: Konjinus no get respect for these men again, make dem dey misspell 'URGENTLY' whats my business self? Yes to that mode dat ban me claiming spam bot, God dey. 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Amaiden Energy (oil & Gas) Ongoing Recruitment by AssLeeKar: 7:33pm On May 29, 2017 |
Ybase the blogger aka Femi Duper 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Help! I Have Been Scammed by AssLeeKar: 9:28pm On May 24, 2017 |
OP I'm so Angry non above have been able to offer a good way to catch that crimina. So whats the CBN s noise about BVN if Cone heads keep using U B A + Others in plying their trades with no traces on innocent and hardworking citizens? OP I suggest waka go that Bank and put red alart to it, then find one SARS memeber assist u on personal level, tho u will spend wella but the aim should be to teach the clown life time lesson just like I did to one Ediotic foolscammer and made sure he refunded one of my bro to the last bit. I swear u can get ur money if only u are serious! 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: What's Up With S/african Men Killing Off These Their Bootylicious Gf's? by AssLeeKar: 10:41am On May 24, 2017 |
KealDrogo: nna nawa 4 youooo, How my grand Papa name dey ride enter south africa instead of the ABOKI9ja wey see big yarsh quick go carry kettle dey rub blokus tip 4 one cona say him must to release kunu?! 2 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Muslim Groups Reject New Army Recruitment And NYSC Orientation by AssLeeKar: 11:02pm On May 22, 2017 |
Abeg all this Izlamic Talibanz make dem boy-cot or girl-cot recruitment make e reach my younger brotherz hand this year. 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ict/telecom Engineers Urgently Required by AssLeeKar: 12:45pm On May 12, 2017 |
How many times we post this thing for here 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by AssLeeKar: 9:22pm On May 07, 2017 |
My bro got this from sender: 08056000199 :- Dear applicant, following your application and response to our advert on the guardian newspaper dated 4th may, pls be invited for interview on monday 8th may, 2017 at sweet sensation mini hall located at tipper garage bus stop ketu lagos by hs filling station. Time 10 am come with copies of all credentials. Thanks for futher info, pls call Gbenro on 08082041112 any info about dem cuz sounds like fake to me. Thanks. 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Can't Die In Silence by AssLeeKar: 1:08pm On May 04, 2017 |
Every tin god god god! Oga op its better u take ur mata comot 4 here! 1 Like |
Education / Re: List Of Items Banned In Ajayi Crowther University Students’ Hostels by AssLeeKar: 1:05pm On May 04, 2017 |
FUCKyouALL:ooooooooh for Bleep'sake you this Ediot why not allow me to rest? 1 Like |
Education / Re: List Of Items Banned In Ajayi Crowther University Students’ Hostels by AssLeeKar: 6:48pm On May 03, 2017 |
Fucktensei:Mr. FuckyouAll using your alternate Moniker to seek my attention show you lack proper upbringing and until change your bent ways your sick life would alway reflect the fool in you. Got get your kind. I'm not your mate, woun't reply your silly text again to any of your alternates. 1 Like |
Education / Re: List Of Items Banned In Ajayi Crowther University Students’ Hostels by AssLeeKar: 6:41pm On May 03, 2017 |
datigbogirl:Yes boy! 1 Like |
Education / Re: List Of Items Banned In Ajayi Crowther University Students’ Hostels by AssLeeKar: 1:58pm On Apr 24, 2017 |
FUCKyouALL:yes, a rapist like you can never see girls as big deal bcux you lack the moral upbringing... Just take a look at your silly moniker, does it speak good of you? Are you normal? When last did you take your phycho Kolomental Drugs. Abeg swerve. Now boy run alone and wount get response from me again |
Education / Re: List Of Items Banned In Ajayi Crowther University Students’ Hostels by AssLeeKar: 11:39pm On Apr 23, 2017 |
@least their girls still regular outside the gate to give free_fuck 12 Likes 1 Share |
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