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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Which One Is Better? by AssLeeKar: 1:41pm On Jan 24, 2017
Go 4d lecturing Job, bank would pay you more but can never give yo that free time needed for other things.
Yes, as4some fools above, Africa wil never move forward until full mind is reset from calling God! GOD!! On everything. Why cant you walk pass an advise seeking thread & must you try to indirectly inquire her marital status?
Must u drag religion into whats not? stil living in the stone age and foolishly quoting books written by cave men is highly insane

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Nairaland / General / Re: Chat With Whatsapp Web Using Opera For Computers - Whatsapp Online by AssLeeKar: 9:57pm On Jan 23, 2017
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mynd44 uboma crazyman ban this man. He is misleading people to his blog. I don naked am pls people beware

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Politics / Re: Nationwide Fasting And Prayers Declared As Buhari’s Health Worsens by AssLeeKar: 3:27pm On Jan 21, 2017
OmidinaKayode:


...but when he dies we must beg the SS and SE to unite behind our 'osinbade' for presidency. grin grin
I Like It

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Phones / Re: First Two Nigerians To Purchase An MTN SIM by AssLeeKar: 3:20pm On Jan 21, 2017
...and you really think we are ready..

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A National Policy Of Full Employment Kills Multiple Birds With One Stone. by AssLeeKar: 7:53am On Jan 20, 2017

1. Improve Power supply
2. Ban Generator Importation
3. Build good steel rolling mill
4. Build latest refinary & allow every Tom and Dike to refine crude like creek boys but only make sure safety...
5. Give us Regional resource control.
6. Polithiefcians pay SLAsh
7. 3yrs mandatory military service for all
8. Give us a trusted census.
7. Birth control max < 3 min > 0
8. Ban religion totally, if dey must worship what ever, dont let us notice it...
you will see jobz Everywhere.
I dont need all agree with...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Being Too Religious Made My Female Friend Carelessly Lost Her Mouth Watering by AssLeeKar: 9:44am On Jan 18, 2017
Mumu people be forming Godly, Who special grace of God help sef?
Mean while,

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Family / Re: Please Advice Me by AssLeeKar: 1:03pm On Jan 14, 2017
Stay where u are as u have been told above. You may Divide the 135k into 4places use a part for the fast food joint depending on type of resturant but make sure its close to a good junction. Target okada guys,keke boys, mechanics, n student. Make your food cheap.
You can rent store or build wooden one.
Manage it with madam. Your businesses wll evn pay u plus the peace of mind pride.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Do I Recover Our Money From Job Scammer by AssLeeKar: 1:15pm On Jan 13, 2017
MOORCHMOORE:
people like u are not welcomed here.
kai e pain am no be small...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Do I Recover Our Money From Job Scammer by AssLeeKar: 12:46pm On Jan 13, 2017
Eyaa Sorry for the loss, but, if to say the wuru wuru internal government replacement job click now you for no come here dey disturb our ear drum. Well maybe the persons below has something...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 5 Most Popular Nigerian Jobs by AssLeeKar: 9:51am On Jan 13, 2017
6. Okada riding.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Money For the Police Kits Revoked... Details Inside by AssLeeKar: 5:56am On Jan 13, 2017
The police officer that talks too much may soon be spoted. Ah whats my next business sef? Okaaaay Bathroom.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please Help by AssLeeKar: 9:29am On Jan 12, 2017
Dear Op, :-D
fear not for the person that assisted you to runs it without telling us will know what do.

Livia560:
awesome...
let uboma and Mynd44 catch you derailing...
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Phone call Exposed To The Public by AssLeeKar: 9:45pm On Jan 08, 2017
Mynd44 , seun , pls take down dis moniker: IpobExposed , BiafraudExposed .
Although this is where salary comes from, u just cnt allow him to be causing disunity #saynotoApcPaidARSELICKErs

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Politics / Re: A Self Deceiving Country Called Nigeria by AssLeeKar: 9:04pm On Jan 08, 2017
Davide470 happy sunday sir. Pls I beg of you Delet this paid APC arslickers bill. Infact banish him! Has been spaming all thread. #SAYnoToAPCpaidAsslickers
cc crazyman

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Online Records 67 Percent Decline In Job Applications - Guardian by AssLeeKar: 10:28am On Jan 05, 2017
psalmsjob:

With the way you started your comment I was expecting you to honourably introduce yourself at the end of it all.

Please do introduce yourself and your talk will have more meaning.

If you think I'm being brain washed by Buhari and GEJ is my problem then reverse also is your case; don't you think you're being brain washed by GEJ and Buhari is your problem?grin

I'm waiting for your reply.

is da al? clap for ya sef.

The job of asslicking on NL is all about the pay cheque & pùssy. But its a shame the old gworo eater found out you and your other hard asslicking zombies are not worthy to get zara's pùssy, because of poverty mentality.
History has always known slaves cant get pússies but wil always manage peanuts when dey know the fear of starvation is the begining of zombiesm.
As for ID?
Hit me pm whenever you are ready to join good gang and eat cow stew for the cattle is not going back to the palace again, Yo ar a youngman wit good talent so dont waste it hiding under diffrent shades and pls watch your hatred for that part of nigeria u are always targeting.
I pray May God bless you and open your eyes to see the truth. I wil nt reply U. Now run along kid, where ur fellow kids Byebye
Meanwhile

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Peace Corps To Generate Over 800,000 Jobs For Youths And Undergraduates by AssLeeKar: 9:15am On Jan 05, 2017
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Online Records 67 Percent Decline In Job Applications - Guardian by AssLeeKar: 12:18am On Jan 05, 2017
psalmsjob:


Thats exactly what ass licking can do to someone's braingrin maybe you should lick your own ass for a change it could be the antidote for your cluelessness.grin

It's useless to put a gold ring on a pig they say but you just proved it again. Did you for one seconds think you fooled me with your pretense? Those drama you put up can work on your fellow clueless and daft brothers but as for me I smell your rottenness a 4G miles away.

Since you couldn't do anything to stop Buhari from getting there in the first instance is it a dysentery ass that you just licked that makes you believe you could stop him from being there again?

Even your drunkard in otuoke knows better than most of you wailing for him and GEJ's cluelessness is legendary, so how clueless can you be then?

For your information President Buhari is now a phenomenon, that is; he doesn't have to be there personally for him to be there if your brain can comprehend that anyone with his ideology will always be there now! No more room for clueless people and wailers in ASO Rock ever again mark that on the next ass you lick ass-licker so you won't forgetgrin

#SaiBaba till you receive sensegrin
Femi so this is you. thank God you now know i put up the show for you. GEJ wil continue to be ur problem. What is it? Worthless life, u are more educated than him yet he lords over you wit just 2 credits in ssce slave mentality wount take u any where. Femi just wait and see he wil never enter dat palace. Come out from there you shall get to any height in the world. Dont you want to be in the spot light? Don't be under illitrate mans shadow. You can make. How long would u let them wash ur brain? Be wise. I know its all about ur pay cheque but u have to open ur eyes to see the biger pix. Let me know when u truely understand. U re sensible. Wish you the best. Goodluck...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Urgently Need Information On Easyrent Nigeria. by AssLeeKar: 9:15pm On Jan 04, 2017
chibrasil:
Just got this email from Easyrent Nigeria... Please anyone with useful information about the organisation should please help me with.

Dear Applicant,
 
Congratulations!
 
We are pleased to inform you that upon screening your application and taking our online test, you have successfully completed your recruitment process with us.
Further to this, Kindly wait for your coordinator (Mr Ayo) to call you on the mobile numbers provided by you on your CV and discuss further details with you immediately after the Christmas holidays.
Please make your mobile numbers available between the hours of 8AM to 5PM as from 27th of December 2016.
 
We wish you success as you begin work with us. Season's Greetings!!!

-- 

Easy Rent Nigeria Team
RTA Transcontinental Limited RC: 1370016
No 11, Oyebajo, Fadeyi, Yaba, Lagos. Nigeria
Email: info@easyrent.com.ng
Web: www.easyrent.com.ng
Office: +234-813-100-7883, +234-817-730-8627


go for it...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Online Records 67 Percent Decline In Job Applications - Guardian by AssLeeKar: 8:37pm On Jan 04, 2017
psalmsjob:


Attitude is the propeller to everything really! That's probably why you keep missing everything you've applied for thus far!

Change your attitude and it begins with this signature you input on nairaland then people might begin to take you seriously.

#ChangeBeginsWithYou applies here more than anything

Besides 300k is not small money anywhere in any currency.

I'm sure you can find an established studio looking for extra hand to begin from there!
i forgot to mention i have 65% equipment on ground now. I work part time for other sound lab bt d take ome nt cool. D 300k now wil go a long for finishing so bro if u cn network me to asslicking mr pmb for a pay or loan, i'll pay back in 3 months.
As for my sig, i cant change it for even for a golden ass. Live it like that, everyone has a price.
As for me failing to hit the federal job? Ah dont fail to forget they rigged me out just like pmbs previou election. Am nt giving up man. So as for the 300k? Its a chicken change to ur likes and cant even buy your cigar or weed. Bro link me secure loan, i'l pay back in 3monts from aso and i wil make you known all over the world and publish +ve audiovisual content of pmb and his gang, everybody wil see. I am not joking.
As for people not taking me serious? I have never requested or renderd any form of assistance here NL But i constantly checkmate fraud, scam job etc and bash fools who stole our common wealth just like turaki and mr pmb ur boss. But i had a change of mind when you quoted me like a sensible person. So now i want u to absorbe me into the system or assist me get the loan like from now till month end.
But when noting comes out of this conversation and i get this cash elsewhere, i swear PMB will never ever in this life taste that palace again.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Online Records 67 Percent Decline In Job Applications - Guardian by AssLeeKar: 7:04pm On Jan 04, 2017
psalmsjob:
On a serious note, personally, it depends on what you business is about, and be specific about how much you want.

But to get "soft loan directly from Buhari" as you put it is to key into some of the social programs that his government has and is introducing;

They have employed police men recently; how far with you?

They have and still recruiting on the N-power program; how far with you?

They did Aso Villa Day program for you to present business idea for funding; how far with you?

They are about to start giving at all at all 5k asin the no matter how small thing you mentioned; no let it pass you o.

Shine your eyes and clear your ears for anything that comes up no join wailers dey wai and hate while things dey happen dey gogrin
okay oga i'l explain. D police job, my just did nt come out even as am over qualified and in the age bracket of the asp sef. D npower stuff my name to did nt come out any unconected people like me.
So the soft loan am looking for is 300k to put small audio and video recording/editing studio. I'l b grateful if i can achivd dat from buhari or his online boys. Infact i wil b d first to bring him back to aso vila no mater what it takes. Pls i need a 300k soft loan.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Online Records 67 Percent Decline In Job Applications - Guardian by AssLeeKar: 5:57pm On Jan 04, 2017
psalmsjob:


We can't all become president at the same time! Sometimes when you find someone that shares your vision like I found mine in Buhari you support him or better still the vision with all you've got. Everybody that has been a President sometitimes ago or even now supported someone else sometime ago.

Besides how are you sure he is a "youth" and not Atiku himself or his children or family members?

Open your mind and broaden your horizons!
okay oga, how can a common citizen like who has good business plan access soft loan directly from buhari no matter how small it is. You self can assist. Or a federal job or PMB assLiking job. I am serious.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Peace Corps To Generate Over 800,000 Jobs For Youths And Undergraduates by AssLeeKar: 4:26pm On Jan 04, 2017
Nigeria should pls stop these fuckery PC upgrade, instead merge dem with FRSC, VIO, NSCDC, NPS, and give us two more full Military like: Coast Guards and Marines.

greenpasture:


Nigeria already has two special forces;one is domiciled as land forces with 7th battalion and the other is Naval special forces ( pictured)

is da al? clap for ya sef.

The job of asslicking on NL is all about the pay cheque & pùssy. But its a shame the old gworo eater found out you and your other hard asslicking zombies are not worthy to get zara's pùssy, because of poverty mentality.
History has always known slaves cant get pússies but wil always manage peanuts when dey know the fear of starvation is the begining of zombiesm.

Hit me whenever you are ready to join good gang and eat cow stew for the cattle is not going back to the palace again.
I pray May God bless you and open your eyes to see the truth. I wil nt reply U. Bye Bye Oga Sir....
Meanwhile

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Online Records 67 Percent Decline In Job Applications - Guardian by AssLeeKar: 10:31am On Jan 04, 2017
Nobody wants to give a fúçk agæn but the young fool above me does nt know he too can become Nigerian president if only he stops asslicking grand pa(s) like Turaki Adamawa for just d little kobo(s) he collects as his 2019 chief choir master.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updates From Police Recruits Undergoing Training by AssLeeKar: 9:53am On Jan 04, 2017
Where was dat your brother all since you had notting? Bt now God has picked dey wanna form familiarity wit biz tins meeeeen Constable! I order stand attention and never go AWOL til after shift.
IS DAT CLEAR?!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 350,000 Job Seekers Applied For Railway Job - NRC-MD by AssLeeKar: 9:23am On Jan 04, 2017
The Nigerian Government does not give a

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Business / Re: Get A Freight Forwarder(clearing Agent) As Staff To Clear Your Goods by AssLeeKar: 9:43am On Jan 03, 2017
Davide470 moring Sir, pls move this thread out of this section or close it.

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