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PoliticsRe: Top Police Brass Tried To Shield Abba Kyari - Daily Trust by AstralBody: 6:05pm On Feb 17, 2022
Alary:
Oh ! Piggy ,You're pained sorry, you have the right to complain about my candidate, you're a funny pig, That means you don't believe in the ability of the goat your supporting. See as you are wailing like an exhaust that is broken. It is my constitution yen yen ,yen ,you are the most stupid fellow I I ever chatted on this forum ,with little or no wit ,wisdom or intellect, .BABU IMONI .Are you sure this is how you engaged people outside ? No ,no it cant be, they would have beaten you to pulp with destiny reshaping slaps .or omo ibo se you know (IGBATI ONIRIN) Iron slap.
You deserve an award, I wont name it , you can deduce it yourself. But let me give you a clue it pertains to idiosyncratic.
Tinubu shi*t eater,u are the one that is painedgringrin
I will call Tinubu, whatever name I choose,u can go n die. U worthless fu*ck of a who*re. Gutter fool that forgot his brain in Baba to si be ass*s gringrin
Don't forget to lick his anus clean, because that's what ur type is good at.
Bastard!
PoliticsRe: Top Police Brass Tried To Shield Abba Kyari - Daily Trust by AstralBody: 3:59pm On Feb 17, 2022
Alary:
Did anyone put a gun on your head to vote for a particular candidate?
Did you promote a candidate and I said you have no rights to promote him?
Did the Nigeria constitution state the age limit or braket for president federal republic of Nigeria (GCFR)
Are you not violating my freedom of association?
Is Tinubu the only Aspirant ?
Is he older than Buhari, Atiku Biden ,
Asiwaju is 69 so a 69 year old man cannot govern?
All I see is hated for Yoruba nation , nothing more.
Bring out your Aspirants let meet on the field, how are you concerned about my Aspirants, vote for yours I vote for mine ,shikena .if you like bring mr Ibu I wont complain, at least it is your choice.
U are really a stupid goat!
Is it not my constitutional right to complain about what I dislike? Can you see how your post,makes u look stupid?
Just get lost!
PoliticsRe: Top Police Brass Tried To Shield Abba Kyari - Daily Trust by AstralBody: 3:21pm On Feb 17, 2022
Alary:
Ode ni boy yin sha , you fink I will put my picture there for you npkurmiri slowpoke to come and attack me ,ko le work. That's one of my workers mind you ,if you cherish what we do you can be on my payroll as well.Tinubu is a politician , I'm a business man. I gat my own stuff he gat his , stop hating on the man , ok you are too young for it .you wont understand.
U see where most of u Yorubas got it all wrong! We all are still suffering from Buhari disaster, because of the Yorubas,I don't care attitude. Present a young and vibrant SW candidate,no body will question his aspirations. You can't bring an old,delapilitated,good for nothing,old crook,like Tinubu n u expect Nigerians to stand behind him! No it won't work.
PoliticsRe: Top Police Brass Tried To Shield Abba Kyari - Daily Trust by AstralBody: 3:04pm On Feb 17, 2022
Alary:
Barawo banza , you graduate? From which alma maya, who convocate you? Who thought you , what a waste of resources, you better send your aza , I know you need little change make I help turn around your generation miserable lifestyle. See I no get joy for low lifespan like you , a supposedly graduate aluminium shop attendant. Well you can forward your portfolio if you're even up to the standard, I'm not your mate in every spec of life , I graduated far back 2004 , I was supposed to even graduated way before then sooo .Not everybody you chat on a forum is who you think they were. This what I do , , I build houses and loads of others also working with FG
Useless boygringrin
See as u be like skeleton,way never chop for years! Federal worker my ass*sgringrin
U said u graduated since 2004,u na wasted old grandpagrin
See ur dirty mouth,u b fed worker,come still get hand work,but u forget ur stupid head inside Tinubu ass*s just to survive.
U need better resetting slap. Yeye boy!
PoliticsRe: Top Police Brass Tried To Shield Abba Kyari - Daily Trust by AstralBody: 2:18pm On Feb 17, 2022
Alary:
Ogun a fe je we ni se .,I see your case is beyond redemption. You have already died , just a moving corpse.,you SSI I will beg ,I just dey laugh you , ok let assume I beg no shame in begging ,I will surely meet a helper.
But you na shame go end you , you will lack so tey you go beg ,no helper go come to your aid
Na for market place dem go lynch you for stealing , asee ti gun .
Worthless piece of garbage,that's what ur generations are. Oh u finally agreed u are a waste man?gringrin
Me beg! I am a degree holder n I have a shop that deals in aluminum doors and windows.
U better come learn work, whether ur life to better. Bastard son of a who*re.
PoliticsRe: Top Police Brass Tried To Shield Abba Kyari - Daily Trust by AstralBody: 12:58pm On Feb 17, 2022
Alary:
As I have warned you and you refused to oblige the warning , you don take your hand buy your own market this year.. Won ki ni ki omode ma dete , sugbon to ba tile da onu igbo gbe. Oun buruku ama wo lu oun buruku............hmnmmnmmnm oun buruku ama wolu oun buruku ........ hmnmnnmm ,your generation have descended to the bottom of the deepest part of the abyss..............hmnmnmnmmn
Your generation will not beg , but the will beg them to come out of THIIS ABYSS duty they will never accomplish it..Aseeeeeeee
Idiot!
Ur generations won't know peace.
U will beg, until u die.
PoliticsRe: Top Police Brass Tried To Shield Abba Kyari - Daily Trust by AstralBody: 12:12pm On Feb 17, 2022
Alary:
Have you eaten this morning? Are you ok ? Se Leeds e o fe ta ko e ? Se ori e o fe gba bo de .Hope you don't want to be unfortunate for the rest of your miserable life. I know your God forsaken father is already blaming himself for not using condom when raping that ashawo that night, that produce a worthless slowpoke like you .You are lucky this is a faceless forum. I don't even need to curse you again ,you're already condemned, you're doomed for life, you're curse from generation to generation. OMO ADANU.

If you try to quote me again , I mean it , if you try to Quote me again you will take your hand do yourself before the month ends. If you mention me again you will be unfortunate for the rest of your life .,If you qoute me again your life will know no peace again . Go your way . kama pade mo .
Ode, thunder kill u there and ur worthless generations. U are talking about quoting u,as if when I made my first comment,I quoted u. I spit on ur generations,they will beg till they die,just like u are feeding of the scrabs of Tinubu. Bastard son of a who*re
PoliticsRe: Top Police Brass Tried To Shield Abba Kyari - Daily Trust by AstralBody: 11:32am On Feb 17, 2022
Alary:
Look at this miserable dimwit , you are a troll , I have observed that , a lazy youth who have nothing tangible doing, because if you are profitably engaged you wont be jumping from thread to another shouting Tinubu. When you see that when your paymasters lies are fizzing out , how much were you payed to be jumping from thread to thread. The week is a most done, you better find something doing, my little advice to a lost goat . Gerrrrat here.
Look at this worthless, godforsaken,son of a who*re and a miserable bastard, claiming to have a job gringrin
Tinubu goat,we know una 50naira per post, that's how worthless ur whole generations are. Get lost u son of a waste man. Spits on u!
Open that ur Tinubu rotten mouth again,I ready for u.
PoliticsRe: Top Police Brass Tried To Shield Abba Kyari - Daily Trust by AstralBody: 10:07am On Feb 17, 2022
Alary:
We don hear , does that make you happy ? Or does it stop Tinubu from contesting? This is not enough , by next week or month you will still fabricate another lie from your anus about Tinubu.
The more you maligned him the higher he soars.
A Tinubu miserable urchin spotted.
U can forget ur head inside his anus,I don't care.
Tinubu,on ur poo mandate ur urchins are standing!!
gringrin
PoliticsRe: Top Police Brass Tried To Shield Abba Kyari - Daily Trust by AstralBody: 8:48am On Feb 17, 2022
Please let's not forget the PEE POOS PRESIDENT!
Baba to si be!
Baba Chicago!
Drug Baron!
gringrin
PoliticsRe: 2023: Group Urges Politicians To Stop Media Attacks Against Tinubu by AstralBody: 8:42am On Feb 16, 2022
The pee poos president!
Baba ti see be!
Ur urchins are standing on ur poo mandate.
gringringrin
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Reacts As Custorm Intercept A Container-load Of Adult Diaper by AstralBody: 2:10pm On Feb 15, 2022
helinues:
You people should grow up with your Politics

This is just too childish
Shut up!
When u where busy, rubbishing other tribes,is that not been childish too?
Baba o si be gringrin
PoliticsRe: The Hypocrisy Of Nairaland Moderators by AstralBody: 3:48pm On Feb 14, 2022
Bounceboune7:
So u expect d mods to post a photoshoped picture on front page.

The same people who believe buhari was cloned n edited his picture to later tell us he's now a southpaw.

Nobody takes pdp n their ipob propaganda serious again
Baba to si begringringrin
So they did the photoshop from a video?
Talk with ur brain!
On Tinubu poo poo u stand
gringrin
PoliticsRe: Please, Why Are My Yoruba Friends Laughing Like Mad About This Pic? by AstralBody: 3:42pm On Feb 14, 2022
Bounceboune7:
u igbos can deceive yourself all d way n say anything that makes u sleep well but just know it will b easy for shekau to b President than an igbo man.


Stay focused on demarketing others rather than presenting your own candidate n mobilising support for him.

A typical igbo is more concerned about chasing rat in another man's house while his house is burning.
Today is Val but u dare not go out cos of d madness in your region but u ain't concerned

U slaved for pdp for 22 years n they are treating you like inconsequential nincoompoops that u are but u no send.
Baba to si be
gringringrin
PoliticsRe: Amaechi 2023: Why Did We Easily Forgive Him? by AstralBody: 11:19pm On Feb 13, 2022
uthlaw:
Osibanjo is my candidate... Eyi werey
Alaiye why u dey deny Tinubu for public?gringringrin
Him never roger u,so u can sell ur future like always? gringringrin
PoliticsRe: Amaechi 2023: Why Did We Easily Forgive Him? by AstralBody: 4:10pm On Feb 13, 2022
uthlaw:
you are killing yourself already in the name of Biafra, you will do more after 2023!
U hear say Tinubu ur demi god,piss for pant of recent gringringrin
PoliticsRe: Amaechi 2023: Why Did We Easily Forgive Him? by AstralBody: 3:05pm On Feb 13, 2022
uthlaw:
na u go smell am...in ur dream now,peter obi will be president!
Kill urself if u like,but Afonja can't be president in 2023
PoliticsRe: Amaechi 2023: Why Did We Easily Forgive Him? by AstralBody: 2:47pm On Feb 13, 2022
uthlaw:
nothing concern me with tinubu....Osibanjo is next!
Osibanjo self nu go smell am
PoliticsRe: Amaechi 2023: Why Did We Easily Forgive Him? by AstralBody: 11:29am On Feb 13, 2022
uthlaw:
if e no rich,you won't smell it....we take it for 8years,vice 8years...it not new!
Tinubu go soon smell him ynash gringrin
PoliticsRe: Amaechi 2023: Why Did We Easily Forgive Him? by AstralBody: 7:46am On Feb 13, 2022
uthlaw:
5% vote is making noise,south west is next or the north continues... Then you continue crying for Biafra!
Oh u don finally agree say e nu go reach u traitors handgringrin
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: Lagos Gained ₦15 Billion From Econet Shares When I Was Governor by AstralBody: 10:48am On Feb 12, 2022
Zulez:
who can pls mention any company or factory own by Jonathan in Nigeria huh very useless selfish people,where okonjo carry 9ja money go? Where did kalu get 5 private jets, yeebos won't mention ther thief's but they will be running to Tinubu lagos and still be calling him Tinubu
Go hug transformer. Tinubu is wasting his time. His a common theif, known to PMB!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: Lagos Gained ₦15 Billion From Econet Shares When I Was Governor by AstralBody: 10:45am On Feb 12, 2022
allicare:
Some of you guys are dumb, utterly stupid and lack common sense, Someone invested 4 billion to get 15 billion Naira for a state as profit and instead of you acknowledge the feat you are here typing rubbish. I am really sorry for u and your envious Igbo idiots. Shior
Go n die! Tinubu, never!!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: Lagos Gained ₦15 Billion From Econet Shares When I Was Governor by AstralBody: 6:00am On Feb 12, 2022
He must have pocket more than half of the shares. Tinubu,can't be trusted with Nigeria resources. He will steal it all, before we blink an eyelid.
PoliticsRe: Amaechi 2023: Why Did We Easily Forgive Him? by AstralBody: 2:59pm On Feb 10, 2022
AchalugoNwa:
bro the thing is that we're yet to forgive Amaechi.
Infact we still have grudges for him but in this life you have to adjust.
Amaechi is a SSner
GEJ is a SSner too
but majority of SS supported GEJ against Amaechi choice.
SE supported GEJ too in the spirit of competency and united South.
but SW betrayed the rest of the South.

so if the same SS we supported earlier decides to make Amaechi their candidate, then we SE will throw him 100% support.
that is if he Amaechi calm down.
afterall Amaechi has paid enough penance for his 2015 actions because currently he no longer controls River Apc and political structures unlike before.
also he's the only shinning light in terms of performance in infrastructure in this shambolic government

the slogan remains SE/SS presidency or the north continues.

never will Tinubu or his minions smell that seat cheesy
Better oil dey ur head!
U see dat yeye meeting wei SW dey hold for southern unity, they are on their own. Dem tink say dem wise! Is either a SE or SS becomes the president or the North can continue ruling.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npower: NEXIT Code Is Being Worked On, Please Exercise Patience by AstralBody: 11:03am On Feb 03, 2022
ezenwaez:
Lots of Npower Batch A and Npower Batch B for quite some days now, have been having issues with the NEXIT package code, *45665#, most Npower volunteers are either receiving the "SP services time out" or "services loading available shortly" error, please if you are experiencing this issue at the moment please exercise patience as the code is being worked on, even as we speak the NEXIT option has been removed.
All NPower Batch A and B volunteers have been advised to exercise patience and keep checking the USSD code *45665# as it is being fixed, very soon the code will normalise and every exited Npower Batch A and Npower Batch B will be able to confirm his or her status and enroll for the NEXIT package.
The code is working,but after imputing my bvn, it says record not found. Is this the new trick the federal government has decided to play? After we where exited,I even registered with the nexit site. Now is saying record not found. That wowan na real disaster.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npower Batch A And Npower Batch B: NEXIT Training Commences February by AstralBody: 11:18pm On Jan 30, 2022
ezenwaez:
Npower Batch A And Npower Batch B: NEXIT Training Commences February

The long awaited Npower NEXIT training for Npower Batch A and Npower Batch B commences on February which is next month, this statement was made via Npower NASIMS by the Special Adviser to the minister for humanitarian Affairs on Media and Publicity Nneka Ikem Anibeze.
All Npower Batch A and B volunteers are implored to dial *45665# to express their interest and eligibility to participate in the NEXIT training programme, the deadline is 4th February 2022.
Please you are to dial the above code from the Npower mobile number you used for the Npower registration or use your BVN.
Follow the prompts select 2 for NEXIT, then select 1 to view status, then accept deduction of ₦30 by pressing one, after completing the task above, you will be contacted if you are successful or rejected.
Are you people aware that the code is not functioning? Why are they even charging money,when a site was created for this last year? E nu for better for that woman!
PoliticsRe: Ahmed Lawan: Buhari Did Not Direct Removal Of Petrol Subsidy by AstralBody: 1:02pm On Jan 19, 2022
GardenOfGod:
This one does not know his left from his right, just a blind follower. Someone who is so blind to decipher how and where to draw a line when his personal and foundational principles are compromised by his leader. Always seeing good in evil.
The vulture meat seller,are those we call, useful idiots!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npower: Please Try As Much As Possible To Attend Your PPA by AstralBody: 11:01pm On Jan 18, 2022
ezenwaez:
If you are an Npower Batch C volunteer and you always skip your PPA especially Npower volunteers posted to primary school, please you need to have a rethink, always endeavour to seek for permission from your supervisor or your principal should you not be available.
Absenteeism might cause your Npower stipend to be placed on hold, an the N-Power volunteer subsequently exited from the Npower program, most times the district office normally request for absentees from the principal, and once the principal submits the list of absentees to the district office, the Npower volunteer's name will be submitted from the district to the Ministry and the focal person will remove the Npower volunteers name from the payment list.
This situation is not a very good experience, you see Npower volunteers going to the ministry to seek for the focal person to reverse the changes and this might cost you a lot of your resources and time, so in order to avoid stories that are not for the faint hearted, just adhere to the instructions set by the Npower program concerning work ethics and work discipline.
What is the government doing about batch A and B? I guess nothing!! They will feel and get a payback in the coming elections. Did they think they have successed in dumping them? They are in for a big surprise! Take this message to ur masters angry angry angry
PoliticsRe: Yakubu: INEC Would Release 2023 Election Timetable When Electoral Bill Is Signed by AstralBody: 10:25pm On Jan 18, 2022
adamsmith914:
Kai ignorance na bad thing. Mumurist.
Buhari pig!
PoliticsRe: Yakubu: INEC Would Release 2023 Election Timetable When Electoral Bill Is Signed by AstralBody: 4:00pm On Jan 18, 2022
Ayemileto:
He wasn't the Chairman in 2015.
Was he not sitting behind Jaga?grin
He was part of the devil's advocategrin
PoliticsRe: Yakubu: INEC Would Release 2023 Election Timetable When Electoral Bill Is Signed by AstralBody: 3:11pm On Jan 18, 2022
Good!
INEC is suppose to be independent,but is not under the various crooked politicians we have. I reckon,the good for nothing INEC chairman is trying to make amends for his bloody sins in 2015 n 2019!

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