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Politics › Re: Top Police Brass Tried To Shield Abba Kyari - Daily Trust by AstralBody: 8:19am On Feb 19, 2022
Alary:
You cry too much ,you have been so frustrated, jobless ,sorry you have a job , ARMED ROBBER . Your end is near , you will meet your Waterloo soon.
You and your generation have been destined for failure, poverty, destruction, anguish, denial, rejection, sorrow, darkness, misfortune, calamity ,disturbance, misadventure, hateful, death, unhappiness, plague, bad fortune,,unlucky, wretched,miserable ,forlorn, ill starred ,ill fated excommunicated, ,jinxed, acursed, doomed , anathemasized, fey, star crossed ,unproductive, these and many more I profess into your life and generation this early morning of Saturday 19 02 2022 year of our lord ,amen .
Don't forget to eat Tinubu shi*t as usual today. Stupid urchin
Politics › Re: Top Police Brass Tried To Shield Abba Kyari - Daily Trust by AstralBody: 11:38pm On Feb 18, 2022
Alary:
E pain am
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Stupid urchin!
Beast of no identity!
Get lost n stay in the trash,where u belong.
Politics › Re: Top Police Brass Tried To Shield Abba Kyari - Daily Trust by AstralBody: 4:47pm On Feb 18, 2022
Alary:
Who allowed a criminal to take photo of aluminium work. That's how criminal do , a poc that was lonely or that the only job or papa do for the whole year.

Continue to dry shout Tinubu name up and down as if say na my papa .Send your resume let me reason your case , when coming bring hour papa along make him dey help me open and close my gate , I just fire my mai guard .
U are a compound fool!
A miserable nonentity!
Baba to si be goat!
gringringrin
Politics › Re: Top Police Brass Tried To Shield Abba Kyari - Daily Trust by AstralBody: 2:19pm On Feb 18, 2022
Alary:
Ahhh! You don't join your poverty life with madness, I'm so sorry I don't know say na( yaba left ) patient they my mention since. I really mess up ,I pray God in his infinite mercy have show mercy and cure your generation of this incurable madness.
I go feed u n ur worthless generations!
Useless Tinubu miserable urchin. U better go hustle for ur useless self, Tinubu go only make u to keep licking his smelling anus. Fuc*cking son of a gone
Politics › Re: Top Police Brass Tried To Shield Abba Kyari - Daily Trust by AstralBody: 2:15pm On Feb 18, 2022
Alary:
Ahhh! You don't join your poverty life with madness, I'm so sorry I don't know say na( yaba left ) patient they my mention since. I really mess up ,I pray God in his infinite mercy have show mercy and cure your generation of this incurable madness.

Politics › Re: Why Is Tinubu So Desperate? See What I Saw (photo) by AstralBody: 10:41am On Feb 18, 2022
Beblessedbaba:
That is likely a bit cliackabit from scammers cum yahoo boys
Oil dey ur head. Na Alaiye guys b dat
gringrin
Politics › Re: Top Police Brass Tried To Shield Abba Kyari - Daily Trust by AstralBody: 9:37am On Feb 18, 2022
Alary:
What do you do for a living ? DERICO BROTHER,, Armed robber show your handiwork, is that hard ? 50 naira per kini , you dey ment ni ? I work real deal and I don't even have time for troll like you. Work you no get ,sense far from you iya e ti fobo rirun jona .Omo ale maritime. Omo lasan ekeji aja, I initially wanted to assist you to be my gateman, but as things are I see you as an armed robber , how can I possibly employ a robber to guard me , ko joo, kole work. Swerve
Baba to si be suffer head boy. I go feed u n ur generations. I go move ur stupid ashawo mama commot for street. Stupid boy.
Look below n see how I can manage ur worthless life
gringringrin
Politics › Re: Top Police Brass Tried To Shield Abba Kyari - Daily Trust by AstralBody: 8:13am On Feb 18, 2022
Alary:
I earlier said I met your useless good for nothing pale for one of Lagos downtrodden slum lamenting how useless you are as a son to him. He regretted not using condom to rape that your ashawo mama wey he met at hemp smoking joint.
I'm so sorry for you ,your generation is already wasted, show me what you do for a living ,or are you one of those selling gala and fan yogo in Lagos traffic. If so no wahala it is still a job, there is dignity in labour ,but if not you must be an armed robber and you will soon be caught or summarily be executed.
gringrin
Who dey sell gala nu better pars u? U that forgot ur generations future inside Tinubu ass*s. Shameless bastard. Working a 50 naira per post,just to support ur ashawo mama. I spit on ur mama rotten totogringrin
Politics › Re: Top Police Brass Tried To Shield Abba Kyari - Daily Trust by AstralBody: 11:04pm On Feb 17, 2022
Alary:
That's for Tinubu right? Not for me , he doesn't even know your moma, why ranting to bed . Kill yourself overnight ontop Tinubu matter , who cares we moooove and you cry, lol .Show me what you do for a living, you sound frustrated, and honestly I can help you. Nothing attached.
Idiot! A hungry fool, looking for who to help nu be juju b thatgringrin
Help ur wasted generations,by getting something doing. Stop depending on ur PEE POOS PRESIDENTgringringrin

Son of a worthless who*re

SPITS ON UR WORTHLESS GENERATIONS
Politics › Re: Top Police Brass Tried To Shield Abba Kyari - Daily Trust by AstralBody: 6:05pm On Feb 17, 2022
Alary:
Oh ! Piggy ,You're pained sorry, you have the right to complain about my candidate, you're a funny pig, That means you don't believe in the ability of the goat your supporting. See as you are wailing like an exhaust that is broken. It is my constitution yen yen ,yen ,you are the most stupid fellow I I ever chatted on this forum ,with little or no wit ,wisdom or intellect, .BABU IMONI .Are you sure this is how you engaged people outside ? No ,no it cant be, they would have beaten you to pulp with destiny reshaping slaps .or omo ibo se you know (IGBATI ONIRIN) Iron slap.
You deserve an award, I wont name it , you can deduce it yourself. But let me give you a clue it pertains to idiosyncratic.
Tinubu shi*t eater,u are the one that is painedgringrin
I will call Tinubu, whatever name I choose,u can go n die. U worthless fu*ck of a who*re. Gutter fool that forgot his brain in Baba to si be ass*s gringrin
Don't forget to lick his anus clean, because that's what ur type is good at.
Bastard!
Politics › Re: Top Police Brass Tried To Shield Abba Kyari - Daily Trust by AstralBody: 3:59pm On Feb 17, 2022
Alary:
Did anyone put a gun on your head to vote for a particular candidate?
Did you promote a candidate and I said you have no rights to promote him?
Did the Nigeria constitution state the age limit or braket for president federal republic of Nigeria (GCFR)
Are you not violating my freedom of association?
Is Tinubu the only Aspirant ?
Is he older than Buhari, Atiku Biden ,
Asiwaju is 69 so a 69 year old man cannot govern?
All I see is hated for Yoruba nation , nothing more.
Bring out your Aspirants let meet on the field, how are you concerned about my Aspirants, vote for yours I vote for mine ,shikena .if you like bring mr Ibu I wont complain, at least it is your choice.
U are really a stupid goat!
Is it not my constitutional right to complain about what I dislike? Can you see how your post,makes u look stupid?
Just get lost!
Politics › Re: Top Police Brass Tried To Shield Abba Kyari - Daily Trust by AstralBody: 3:21pm On Feb 17, 2022
Alary:
Ode ni boy yin sha , you fink I will put my picture there for you npkurmiri slowpoke to come and attack me ,ko le work. That's one of my workers mind you ,if you cherish what we do you can be on my payroll as well.Tinubu is a politician , I'm a business man. I gat my own stuff he gat his , stop hating on the man , ok you are too young for it .you wont understand.
U see where most of u Yorubas got it all wrong! We all are still suffering from Buhari disaster, because of the Yorubas,I don't care attitude. Present a young and vibrant SW candidate,no body will question his aspirations. You can't bring an old,delapilitated,good for nothing,old crook,like Tinubu n u expect Nigerians to stand behind him! No it won't work.
Politics › Re: Top Police Brass Tried To Shield Abba Kyari - Daily Trust by AstralBody: 3:04pm On Feb 17, 2022
Alary:
Barawo banza , you graduate? From which alma maya, who convocate you? Who thought you , what a waste of resources, you better send your aza , I know you need little change make I help turn around your generation miserable lifestyle. See I no get joy for low lifespan like you , a supposedly graduate aluminium shop attendant. Well you can forward your portfolio if you're even up to the standard, I'm not your mate in every spec of life , I graduated far back 2004 , I was supposed to even graduated way before then sooo .Not everybody you chat on a forum is who you think they were. This what I do , , I build houses and loads of others also working with FG
Useless boygringrin
See as u be like skeleton,way never chop for years! Federal worker my ass*sgringrin
U said u graduated since 2004,u na wasted old grandpagrin
See ur dirty mouth,u b fed worker,come still get hand work,but u forget ur stupid head inside Tinubu ass*s just to survive.
U need better resetting slap. Yeye boy!
Politics › Re: Top Police Brass Tried To Shield Abba Kyari - Daily Trust by AstralBody: 2:18pm On Feb 17, 2022
Alary:
Ogun a fe je we ni se .,I see your case is beyond redemption. You have already died , just a moving corpse.,you SSI I will beg ,I just dey laugh you , ok let assume I beg no shame in begging ,I will surely meet a helper.
But you na shame go end you , you will lack so tey you go beg ,no helper go come to your aid
Na for market place dem go lynch you for stealing , asee ti gun .
Worthless piece of garbage,that's what ur generations are. Oh u finally agreed u are a waste man?gringrin
Me beg! I am a degree holder n I have a shop that deals in aluminum doors and windows.
U better come learn work, whether ur life to better. Bastard son of a who*re.
Politics › Re: Top Police Brass Tried To Shield Abba Kyari - Daily Trust by AstralBody: 12:58pm On Feb 17, 2022
Alary:
As I have warned you and you refused to oblige the warning , you don take your hand buy your own market this year.. Won ki ni ki omode ma dete , sugbon to ba tile da onu igbo gbe. Oun buruku ama wo lu oun buruku............hmnmmnmmnm oun buruku ama wolu oun buruku ........ hmnmnnmm ,your generation have descended to the bottom of the deepest part of the abyss..............hmnmnmnmmn
Your generation will not beg , but the will beg them to come out of THIIS ABYSS duty they will never accomplish it..Aseeeeeeee
Idiot!
Ur generations won't know peace.
U will beg, until u die.
Politics › Re: Top Police Brass Tried To Shield Abba Kyari - Daily Trust by AstralBody: 12:12pm On Feb 17, 2022
Alary:
Have you eaten this morning? Are you ok ? Se Leeds e o fe ta ko e ? Se ori e o fe gba bo de .Hope you don't want to be unfortunate for the rest of your miserable life. I know your God forsaken father is already blaming himself for not using condom when raping that ashawo that night, that produce a worthless slowpoke like you .You are lucky this is a faceless forum. I don't even need to curse you again ,you're already condemned, you're doomed for life, you're curse from generation to generation. OMO ADANU.

If you try to quote me again , I mean it , if you try to Quote me again you will take your hand do yourself before the month ends. If you mention me again you will be unfortunate for the rest of your life .,If you qoute me again your life will know no peace again . Go your way . kama pade mo .
Ode, thunder kill u there and ur worthless generations. U are talking about quoting u,as if when I made my first comment,I quoted u. I spit on ur generations,they will beg till they die,just like u are feeding of the scrabs of Tinubu. Bastard son of a who*re
Politics › Re: Top Police Brass Tried To Shield Abba Kyari - Daily Trust by AstralBody: 11:32am On Feb 17, 2022
Alary:
Look at this miserable dimwit , you are a troll , I have observed that , a lazy youth who have nothing tangible doing, because if you are profitably engaged you wont be jumping from thread to another shouting Tinubu. When you see that when your paymasters lies are fizzing out , how much were you payed to be jumping from thread to thread. The week is a most done, you better find something doing, my little advice to a lost goat . Gerrrrat here.
Look at this worthless, godforsaken,son of a who*re and a miserable bastard, claiming to have a job gringrin
Tinubu goat,we know una 50naira per post, that's how worthless ur whole generations are. Get lost u son of a waste man. Spits on u!
Open that ur Tinubu rotten mouth again,I ready for u.
Politics › Re: Top Police Brass Tried To Shield Abba Kyari - Daily Trust by AstralBody: 10:07am On Feb 17, 2022
Alary:
We don hear , does that make you happy ? Or does it stop Tinubu from contesting? This is not enough , by next week or month you will still fabricate another lie from your anus about Tinubu.
The more you maligned him the higher he soars.
A Tinubu miserable urchin spotted.
U can forget ur head inside his anus,I don't care.
Tinubu,on ur poo mandate ur urchins are standing!!
gringrin
Politics › Re: Top Police Brass Tried To Shield Abba Kyari - Daily Trust by AstralBody: 8:48am On Feb 17, 2022
Please let's not forget the PEE POOS PRESIDENT!
Baba to si be!
Baba Chicago!
Drug Baron!
gringrin
Politics › Re: 2023: Group Urges Politicians To Stop Media Attacks Against Tinubu by AstralBody: 8:42am On Feb 16, 2022
The pee poos president!
Baba ti see be!
Ur urchins are standing on ur poo mandate.
gringringrin
Politics › Re: Tinubu Reacts As Custorm Intercept A Container-load Of Adult Diaper by AstralBody: 2:10pm On Feb 15, 2022
helinues:
You people should grow up with your Politics

This is just too childish
Shut up!
When u where busy, rubbishing other tribes,is that not been childish too?
Baba o si be gringrin
Politics › Re: The Hypocrisy Of Nairaland Moderators by AstralBody: 3:48pm On Feb 14, 2022
Bounceboune7:
So u expect d mods to post a photoshoped picture on front page.

The same people who believe buhari was cloned n edited his picture to later tell us he's now a southpaw.

Nobody takes pdp n their ipob propaganda serious again
Baba to si begringringrin
So they did the photoshop from a video?
Talk with ur brain!
On Tinubu poo poo u stand
gringrin
Politics › Re: Please, Why Are My Yoruba Friends Laughing Like Mad About This Pic? by AstralBody: 3:42pm On Feb 14, 2022
Bounceboune7:
u igbos can deceive yourself all d way n say anything that makes u sleep well but just know it will b easy for shekau to b President than an igbo man.


Stay focused on demarketing others rather than presenting your own candidate n mobilising support for him.

A typical igbo is more concerned about chasing rat in another man's house while his house is burning.
Today is Val but u dare not go out cos of d madness in your region but u ain't concerned

U slaved for pdp for 22 years n they are treating you like inconsequential nincoompoops that u are but u no send.
Baba to si be
gringringrin
Politics › Re: Amaechi 2023: Why Did We Easily Forgive Him? by AstralBody: 11:19pm On Feb 13, 2022
uthlaw:
Osibanjo is my candidate... Eyi werey
Alaiye why u dey deny Tinubu for public?gringringrin
Him never roger u,so u can sell ur future like always? gringringrin
Politics › Re: Amaechi 2023: Why Did We Easily Forgive Him? by AstralBody: 4:10pm On Feb 13, 2022
uthlaw:
you are killing yourself already in the name of Biafra, you will do more after 2023!
U hear say Tinubu ur demi god,piss for pant of recent gringringrin
Politics › Re: Amaechi 2023: Why Did We Easily Forgive Him? by AstralBody: 3:05pm On Feb 13, 2022
uthlaw:
na u go smell am...in ur dream now,peter obi will be president!
Kill urself if u like,but Afonja can't be president in 2023
Politics › Re: Amaechi 2023: Why Did We Easily Forgive Him? by AstralBody: 2:47pm On Feb 13, 2022
uthlaw:
nothing concern me with tinubu....Osibanjo is next!
Osibanjo self nu go smell am
Politics › Re: Amaechi 2023: Why Did We Easily Forgive Him? by AstralBody: 11:29am On Feb 13, 2022
uthlaw:
if e no rich,you won't smell it....we take it for 8years,vice 8years...it not new!
Tinubu go soon smell him ynash gringrin
Politics › Re: Amaechi 2023: Why Did We Easily Forgive Him? by AstralBody: 7:46am On Feb 13, 2022
uthlaw:
5% vote is making noise,south west is next or the north continues... Then you continue crying for Biafra!
Oh u don finally agree say e nu go reach u traitors handgringrin
Politics › Re: Tinubu: Lagos Gained ₦15 Billion From Econet Shares When I Was Governor by AstralBody: 10:48am On Feb 12, 2022
Zulez:
who can pls mention any company or factory own by Jonathan in Nigeria huh very useless selfish people,where okonjo carry 9ja money go? Where did kalu get 5 private jets, yeebos won't mention ther thief's but they will be running to Tinubu lagos and still be calling him Tinubu
Go hug transformer. Tinubu is wasting his time. His a common theif, known to PMB!

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