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Politics › Re: Jigawa youths burning broom by AstralBody: 12:20pm On May 31, 2022
hollandis:
I am not Yoruba. I am ibo.Not every Tinubu supporter is yoruba
See ur big head!grin
If u are truly an Igbo man,u won't spell it 'ibo'
Afonja the skull minergringrin
Politics › Re: Jonathan Missing As APC Lists 23 Presidential Hopefuls For Screening by AstralBody: 5:21am On May 30, 2022
Nigerialabalaba:
Omo Ibo, calm down. Una go wail until 2031.
Atiku and PDP go collect maximum shishi
Ok ooo, Nigeria labalabagrin
Politics › Re: Jonathan Missing As APC Lists 23 Presidential Hopefuls For Screening by AstralBody: 5:20am On May 30, 2022
[quote author=wwwihy post=113297657]Calm down... Wailing is not good for your health[/quote]Ok. Very soon,we go know
Politics › Re: Jonathan Missing As APC Lists 23 Presidential Hopefuls For Screening by AstralBody: 5:19am On May 30, 2022
adioolayi:
Una finally don dey gree small small say Tinubu fit win APC primary...

The wailing is now on "he can't defeat Atiku" mantra grin grin grin grin
Ok.
Politics › Re: Jonathan Missing As APC Lists 23 Presidential Hopefuls For Screening by AstralBody: 11:51pm On May 29, 2022
Nigerialabalaba:
I tell all dis Tinubu and Yorub haters awon omo ibo miscreants say GEJ no get chance for APC .
In fact, pdp don sabi say apc go elect Tinubu na hin make dem give Atiku. If APC dey give gej, pdp go don choose wike because even wike go defeat gej. shiorr
Be fooling urself. Tinubu that u are advocating for, knows he is in a big mess,since the emergence of Atiku as PDP candidate. Go high more make u for fit yan anyhow, June don show face.gringrin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NEXIT: Business Plan Completed, Soft Loan Disbursement To Commence Soon by AstralBody: 1:24pm On May 26, 2022
babatundea87:
Please ehnn, I am a Npower Batch-C beneficiary. I'd want to be enlightened  more about the NEXIT business plan.
The NEXIT are for old beneficiaries. Batch A and B.
Politics › Re: APC Confirms Jonathan’s Membership In Bayelsa, Awaits NWC Waiver To Contest by AstralBody: 12:05pm On May 12, 2022
grin grin grin
Who said karma is not real?
The time has finally come for the rest of the South to pay the frog eye/ bobo Chicago back in his own coin. I hate APC,but I will lovely vote them in 2023,if Jona is their candidate. Frog eye,SPD is calling grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Showers Of Victory:the Internet Reacts To Abuja's Rainfall Ahead Of Tinubu's Pic by AstralBody: 1:40pm On Apr 29, 2022
Reality3080:
Omo olodo ide
Jagaban borgu

On your mandate we stand
Stand on his poo,that will be better grin grin grin
Politics › Re: APC Group Plan One-million Man March To Drag Jonathan Into The Party. by AstralBody: 2:05pm On Apr 28, 2022
grin grin
Bobo Chicago,how u like me now!!!
Now the the frog y,drug baron, will understand the full meaning of Karma.
gringrin
Politics › Re: 2023 Presidency: No Crack In Northern Elders' Leadership – Baba-ahmed by AstralBody: 12:24pm On Apr 28, 2022
grin grin grin
Then the SW should stop pushing the drug baron(Bobo Chicago) to become the PEE POOs PRESIODIOT. It is the turn of the SS or SE,if not power remains in the north.
naija4life247:
No Southernwr cares about what Almajaris do.
Politics › Re: Yahaya Bello Speaks About Next Line Of Action After Picking Interest And Nominat by AstralBody:
Abfinest007:
Bello isn't a good leader but he's better than buhari
Didn't u people said the same thing during Jonathan rule? How have Buhari faired,when compared to Jonathan? People like u are the problem we have in this country. Just because something don enter ur aza u don dey sing like parrot. If u are sane, should u be supporting someone like yeye Bello?
Politics › Re: 2023: NDLEA Writes APC Seeks Drugs Integrity Test Before Primaries by AstralBody: 1:18pm On Apr 27, 2022
Why do they want to disgrace the incoming PEE POO PRESIODIOT
grin grin grin
Bobo cartel Chicago
Bobo Obalede Cocaine supplier
Cocaine Supplier to Lagos state.
These are the strategic places the the old frog eye n the pee poos PRESIODIOT supply cocaine drugs to grin grin grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NEXIT: Business Plan Completed, Soft Loan Disbursement To Commence Soon by AstralBody: 6:02pm On Apr 10, 2022
samwillyco1:
When was the training done because here in ENUGU State nothing of such happened
Brother u don dey loose guide oo gringrin
The training has been going on,in all the states of the federation. Click on op profile n from there u can go to his Facebook page,to get the various states training center. I almost miss the training,but I used the method stated above. I was in the first batch that did the training n I just submitted my business plan today.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Npower Batch A And Npower Batch B: NEXIT Training Commences February by AstralBody: 6:10am On Mar 22, 2022
ezenwaez:
Repayment is in seven years
Is the loan base on interest?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Npower Batch A And Npower Batch B: NEXIT Training Commences February by AstralBody: 1:48pm On Mar 15, 2022
ezenwaez:
Go to your NEXIT training venue
I thought we are to wait for the sms messages from Npower? If this not the case, please where is the training center for Delta State. I was shortlisted and I have send in my availability,but I am yet to get the sms.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Thanks guys by AstralBody: 6:16am On Mar 07, 2022
Oyerinde16:
I was on my own when a guy begged me to witness an agreement,it was about the sales of a dashboard, i tried to discourage both of them but after listening to their reasons, i decided to do umpire/witness... This deal happened around August last year.

He took 100k to attend to some urgent pressing needs in exchange for paying 20k every month till the programe come to an end presumably 1 (one) year.

The problem now is that the seller is claiming he was only paid once and has not being paid since then... But this is what is displaying on his dashboard. PIXS ATTACHED BELOW.

I want GURUS in the house to help me confirm or disprove his claims so i can know exactly how to assist the buyer solve this puzzle....
Your judgement, should be in favor of the buyer,who has paid 120000 to the crooked seller. He is trying to b smart gringrin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: * by AstralBody: 5:57pm On Mar 06, 2022
meetme01:
Doubting Thomas who refused to read and do research.

Let me paste this here

https://mobile.twitter.com/wakawaka_doctor/status/1500353396511219717
Have you done the training on teacher record?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: * by AstralBody: 11:28pm On Mar 05, 2022
MarketDispatch:
That is the format....the scam involved....direct people to register for those courses
Everything is not scam. On teacher record.com,u will get the certificate for free. Go to twitter,search for wakawaka_ doctour,he has talked about this. U dey critize,d guy do japa
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: * by AstralBody: 11:22pm On Mar 05, 2022
Ghostcity:
Hello everyone I have been wanting to share this good new with guys since last month, but I had to wait till I receive my visa which I got this morning, just picked up my passport this afternoon from the embassy. mehn am so happy finally leaving this country, What started like a dream is now reality.
So how did I get this job from Nigeria, I was surfing the net this particular day, then came across a post talking about becoming an ALT (assistant language teacher) and working in Japan.
So I read the article carefully, research more about ALTs in Japan. Then I started applying to various japanese company. The good thing about the whole process is the requirements are very basic like having a bachelor degree, received at least 12 years of education in English language and lastly *coming from an English speaking country* ( you most be a native English speaker) is the main criteria for applying for this job.
*Who are ALTs*: ALTs (assistant language teacher) are basically people from native English speaking countries i.e Nigerians, American, Canadians, British etc. That are willing to move to another country that's not an English speaking country i.e Japan, china, south Korea etc to teach English as foreign language in elementary and middle school in Japan.
So if you Nigerian, you hold a bachelor degree (from any discipline) and you passionate about teaching especially young kids. *Then Know you very much needed in Japan*.
*Note:* The Job is very competitive, so try applying to as much japanese companies as possible to increase your chances of getting interviewed via video Skye and hopefully securing the job, afterwards.
If you have any teaching experience or TEFL (teaching English as foreign language) certification is an added advantage for you. so I used my nysc teaching experience and got the TEFL certificate from teacherrecords.com just sign up take the classes and exam then you get the certificate. This helps to boost your chances of securing the job. The certificate is completely free on that website. Mehn am tired of tying, lemme go celebrate. feel free to dm me about any question or inquiry.
Lastly the work is contract based and so the company renew every year, if they pleased with your performance.
My starting salary is about 280,000 yen roughly 2500usd per month (basic salary plus other bonuses added).
There's no application fee for this job so apply to as many as possible. Just Google about it to get started and free to email me if you having issues applying at successforever321@gmail.com
Modified: you guys are really funny on this platform. After bashing me here then you dm me asking me to guide you through the process. I didn't this to get any accolades from anybody oh. If you see this post and you interested Do your own research Google and YouTube is your friend. Stop spewing ignorance. You guys saying Nigeria is not an English speaking country, what language are you using in replying me lol. You going to teach English to kids age 5-11 not study okay so you don't need to write English exam. But having a TEFL certificate and teaching experience is added advantage for such a competitive job as this.
Good job man. I have heard about this from wakawaka_doctour on Twitter. I just finished my TEFL and am waiting to be issued the certificate. Please I will like a great favor from u. Please, kindly list the web sites,u used in applying for jobs in Japan.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Npower News Nairaland Thread by AstralBody: 11:47am On Mar 04, 2022
ezenwaez:
Ignore please
Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Npower News Nairaland Thread by AstralBody: 6:01am On Mar 04, 2022
ezenwaez:
As an Nagro volunteer you will work as an agric extension officer providing constructive advice to farmers on the best practices to increase their yields, as for the picture it has no significant effect on your payment or deployment, it will not affect anything, just leave it, if you have uploaded it, it's network.
Hello,my wife Npower profile is showing NO BVN DATA, under the BVN section. I tried to update it,but I couldn't. Please give suggestions.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Npower Batch C Stream 2 Shortlist Is Out by AstralBody: 9:15am On Feb 26, 2022
Lala222:
Is it free?
Even though u have the app,u still need to go to the cafe for ur biometrics capturing. U can't use the app for ur capturing. They need ur thumb print. U can't do that with d app.
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Cannot Pull This Crowd Ijelespeaks Pulled - PHOTOS by AstralBody: 3:12pm On Feb 24, 2022
OyigboUpdate:
Bingo
Ewu Hausa!
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Cannot Pull This Crowd Ijelespeaks Pulled - PHOTOS by AstralBody: 11:03am On Feb 24, 2022
OyigboUpdate:
Oga we have passed this era. The next era should be come to my house and f0ck my wife. Idiot bingo cheesy

This was at Concord junction Owere livestreamed even from nairaland. Still na rant una dey rant no show

https://www.nairaland.com/6982802/ijelespeaks-finally-lands-igbo-land

This is the second real time location at zanders F.M Owere 105.7 also streamed via nairaland with thousands of views yet no show

https://www.nairaland.com/6983461/man-insults-ipob-finally-land

If dem born u well u for chook head.
I can't waste my time,on inconsequential fool like u.
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Cannot Pull This Crowd Ijelespeaks Pulled - PHOTOS by AstralBody: 10:52pm On Feb 23, 2022
OyigboUpdate:
Cannibal slave
Bastard!
If u are a true son of ur father,step ur rotten feet in Igbo land. Sale out bastard!
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Cannot Pull This Crowd Ijelespeaks Pulled - PHOTOS by AstralBody: 10:28pm On Feb 23, 2022
OyigboUpdate:
Sorry great hunchback
Fulani slave!
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Cannot Pull This Crowd Ijelespeaks Pulled - PHOTOS by AstralBody: 2:44pm On Feb 23, 2022
OyigboUpdate2:
A close throwback to the last court sitting in Abuja. These were the patriotic Igbos Ijelespeaks led in a rally against Nnamdi Kanu in Abuja.

Click to watch

https://www.facebook.com/TheVultureKing2/videos/632624237972809/
U see the day,the great Lions of Biafra land, will catch u in Igbo land. U go shiit blood,that day....I just they pity ur generationsgringrin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Npower Batch C Stream 2 Shortlist Is Out by AstralBody: 2:19pm On Feb 22, 2022
olaoluwa32:
I was not been shortlisted yet and I scored 55% pls who score 50-55 that av been shortlisted
U will be shortlisted. My wife scored 50 n she was shortlisted. Cheer up,don't worrygringrin
Politics › Re: A Tear For Sunday Igboho by AstralBody: 3:28pm On Feb 19, 2022
Lipscomb:
What is wrong with you guys from east.
Baba to si be urchin,shut ur mouth up. Grown ups are talking!
Politics › Re: Top Police Brass Tried To Shield Abba Kyari - Daily Trust by AstralBody: 10:37am On Feb 19, 2022
Alary:
I have proffered your portion already, and so shall it be .
If I qoute you again make thunder strike your generation..
Ur worthless generations will die of shame n hunger. Stupid bastard

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