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PoliticsRe: 2023: NDLEA Writes APC Seeks Drugs Integrity Test Before Primaries by AstralBody: 1:18pm On Apr 27, 2022
Why do they want to disgrace the incoming PEE POO PRESIODIOT
grin grin grin
Bobo cartel Chicago
Bobo Obalede Cocaine supplier
Cocaine Supplier to Lagos state.
These are the strategic places the the old frog eye n the pee poos PRESIODIOT supply cocaine drugs to grin grin grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NEXIT: Business Plan Completed, Soft Loan Disbursement To Commence Soon by AstralBody: 6:02pm On Apr 10, 2022
samwillyco1:
When was the training done because here in ENUGU State nothing of such happened
Brother u don dey loose guide oo gringrin
The training has been going on,in all the states of the federation. Click on op profile n from there u can go to his Facebook page,to get the various states training center. I almost miss the training,but I used the method stated above. I was in the first batch that did the training n I just submitted my business plan today.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npower Batch A And Npower Batch B: NEXIT Training Commences February by AstralBody: 6:10am On Mar 22, 2022
ezenwaez:
Repayment is in seven years
Is the loan base on interest?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npower Batch A And Npower Batch B: NEXIT Training Commences February by AstralBody: 1:48pm On Mar 15, 2022
ezenwaez:
Go to your NEXIT training venue
I thought we are to wait for the sms messages from Npower? If this not the case, please where is the training center for Delta State. I was shortlisted and I have send in my availability,but I am yet to get the sms.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Thanks guys by AstralBody: 6:16am On Mar 07, 2022
Oyerinde16:
I was on my own when a guy begged me to witness an agreement,it was about the sales of a dashboard, i tried to discourage both of them but after listening to their reasons, i decided to do umpire/witness... This deal happened around August last year.

He took 100k to attend to some urgent pressing needs in exchange for paying 20k every month till the programe come to an end presumably 1 (one) year.

The problem now is that the seller is claiming he was only paid once and has not being paid since then... But this is what is displaying on his dashboard. PIXS ATTACHED BELOW.

I want GURUS in the house to help me confirm or disprove his claims so i can know exactly how to assist the buyer solve this puzzle....
Your judgement, should be in favor of the buyer,who has paid 120000 to the crooked seller. He is trying to b smart gringrin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: * by AstralBody: 5:57pm On Mar 06, 2022
meetme01:
Doubting Thomas who refused to read and do research.

Let me paste this here

https://mobile.twitter.com/wakawaka_doctor/status/1500353396511219717
Have you done the training on teacher record?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: * by AstralBody: 11:28pm On Mar 05, 2022
MarketDispatch:
That is the format....the scam involved....direct people to register for those courses
Everything is not scam. On teacher record.com,u will get the certificate for free. Go to twitter,search for wakawaka_ doctour,he has talked about this. U dey critize,d guy do japa
Jobs/VacanciesRe: * by AstralBody: 11:22pm On Mar 05, 2022
Ghostcity:
Hello everyone I have been wanting to share this good new with guys since last month, but I had to wait till I receive my visa which I got this morning, just picked up my passport this afternoon from the embassy. mehn am so happy finally leaving this country, What started like a dream is now reality.
So how did I get this job from Nigeria, I was surfing the net this particular day, then came across a post talking about becoming an ALT (assistant language teacher) and working in Japan.
So I read the article carefully, research more about ALTs in Japan. Then I started applying to various japanese company. The good thing about the whole process is the requirements are very basic like having a bachelor degree, received at least 12 years of education in English language and lastly *coming from an English speaking country* ( you most be a native English speaker) is the main criteria for applying for this job.
*Who are ALTs*: ALTs (assistant language teacher) are basically people from native English speaking countries i.e Nigerians, American, Canadians, British etc. That are willing to move to another country that's not an English speaking country i.e Japan, china, south Korea etc to teach English as foreign language in elementary and middle school in Japan.
So if you Nigerian, you hold a bachelor degree (from any discipline) and you passionate about teaching especially young kids. *Then Know you very much needed in Japan*.
*Note:* The Job is very competitive, so try applying to as much japanese companies as possible to increase your chances of getting interviewed via video Skye and hopefully securing the job, afterwards.
If you have any teaching experience or TEFL (teaching English as foreign language) certification is an added advantage for you. so I used my nysc teaching experience and got the TEFL certificate from teacherrecords.com just sign up take the classes and exam then you get the certificate. This helps to boost your chances of securing the job. The certificate is completely free on that website. Mehn am tired of tying, lemme go celebrate. feel free to dm me about any question or inquiry.
Lastly the work is contract based and so the company renew every year, if they pleased with your performance.
My starting salary is about 280,000 yen roughly 2500usd per month (basic salary plus other bonuses added).
There's no application fee for this job so apply to as many as possible. Just Google about it to get started and free to email me if you having issues applying at successforever321@gmail.com
Modified: you guys are really funny on this platform. After bashing me here then you dm me asking me to guide you through the process. I didn't this to get any accolades from anybody oh. If you see this post and you interested Do your own research Google and YouTube is your friend. Stop spewing ignorance. You guys saying Nigeria is not an English speaking country, what language are you using in replying me lol. You going to teach English to kids age 5-11 not study okay so you don't need to write English exam. But having a TEFL certificate and teaching experience is added advantage for such a competitive job as this.
Good job man. I have heard about this from wakawaka_doctour on Twitter. I just finished my TEFL and am waiting to be issued the certificate. Please I will like a great favor from u. Please, kindly list the web sites,u used in applying for jobs in Japan.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npower News Nairaland Thread by AstralBody: 11:47am On Mar 04, 2022
ezenwaez:
Ignore please
Thanks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npower News Nairaland Thread by AstralBody: 6:01am On Mar 04, 2022
ezenwaez:
As an Nagro volunteer you will work as an agric extension officer providing constructive advice to farmers on the best practices to increase their yields, as for the picture it has no significant effect on your payment or deployment, it will not affect anything, just leave it, if you have uploaded it, it's network.
Hello,my wife Npower profile is showing NO BVN DATA, under the BVN section. I tried to update it,but I couldn't. Please give suggestions.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npower Batch C Stream 2 Shortlist Is Out by AstralBody: 9:15am On Feb 26, 2022
Lala222:
Is it free?
Even though u have the app,u still need to go to the cafe for ur biometrics capturing. U can't use the app for ur capturing. They need ur thumb print. U can't do that with d app.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Cannot Pull This Crowd Ijelespeaks Pulled - PHOTOS by AstralBody: 3:12pm On Feb 24, 2022
OyigboUpdate:
Bingo
Ewu Hausa!
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Cannot Pull This Crowd Ijelespeaks Pulled - PHOTOS by AstralBody: 11:03am On Feb 24, 2022
OyigboUpdate:
Oga we have passed this era. The next era should be come to my house and f0ck my wife. Idiot bingo cheesy

This was at Concord junction Owere livestreamed even from nairaland. Still na rant una dey rant no show

https://www.nairaland.com/6982802/ijelespeaks-finally-lands-igbo-land

This is the second real time location at zanders F.M Owere 105.7 also streamed via nairaland with thousands of views yet no show

https://www.nairaland.com/6983461/man-insults-ipob-finally-land

If dem born u well u for chook head.
I can't waste my time,on inconsequential fool like u.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Cannot Pull This Crowd Ijelespeaks Pulled - PHOTOS by AstralBody: 10:52pm On Feb 23, 2022
OyigboUpdate:
Cannibal slave
Bastard!
If u are a true son of ur father,step ur rotten feet in Igbo land. Sale out bastard!
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Cannot Pull This Crowd Ijelespeaks Pulled - PHOTOS by AstralBody: 10:28pm On Feb 23, 2022
OyigboUpdate:
Sorry great hunchback
Fulani slave!
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Cannot Pull This Crowd Ijelespeaks Pulled - PHOTOS by AstralBody: 2:44pm On Feb 23, 2022
OyigboUpdate2:
A close throwback to the last court sitting in Abuja. These were the patriotic Igbos Ijelespeaks led in a rally against Nnamdi Kanu in Abuja.

Click to watch

https://www.facebook.com/TheVultureKing2/videos/632624237972809/
U see the day,the great Lions of Biafra land, will catch u in Igbo land. U go shiit blood,that day....I just they pity ur generationsgringrin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npower Batch C Stream 2 Shortlist Is Out by AstralBody: 2:19pm On Feb 22, 2022
olaoluwa32:
I was not been shortlisted yet and I scored 55% pls who score 50-55 that av been shortlisted
U will be shortlisted. My wife scored 50 n she was shortlisted. Cheer up,don't worrygringrin
PoliticsRe: A Tear For Sunday Igboho by AstralBody: 3:28pm On Feb 19, 2022
Lipscomb:
What is wrong with you guys from east.
Baba to si be urchin,shut ur mouth up. Grown ups are talking!
PoliticsRe: Top Police Brass Tried To Shield Abba Kyari - Daily Trust by AstralBody: 10:37am On Feb 19, 2022
Alary:
I have proffered your portion already, and so shall it be .
If I qoute you again make thunder strike your generation..
Ur worthless generations will die of shame n hunger. Stupid bastard
PoliticsRe: Top Police Brass Tried To Shield Abba Kyari - Daily Trust by AstralBody: 8:19am On Feb 19, 2022
Alary:
You cry too much ,you have been so frustrated, jobless ,sorry you have a job , ARMED ROBBER . Your end is near , you will meet your Waterloo soon.
You and your generation have been destined for failure, poverty, destruction, anguish, denial, rejection, sorrow, darkness, misfortune, calamity ,disturbance, misadventure, hateful, death, unhappiness, plague, bad fortune,,unlucky, wretched,miserable ,forlorn, ill starred ,ill fated excommunicated, ,jinxed, acursed, doomed , anathemasized, fey, star crossed ,unproductive, these and many more I profess into your life and generation this early morning of Saturday 19 02 2022 year of our lord ,amen .
Don't forget to eat Tinubu shi*t as usual today. Stupid urchin
PoliticsRe: Top Police Brass Tried To Shield Abba Kyari - Daily Trust by AstralBody: 11:38pm On Feb 18, 2022
Alary:
E pain am
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Stupid urchin!
Beast of no identity!
Get lost n stay in the trash,where u belong.
PoliticsRe: Top Police Brass Tried To Shield Abba Kyari - Daily Trust by AstralBody: 4:47pm On Feb 18, 2022
Alary:
Who allowed a criminal to take photo of aluminium work. That's how criminal do , a poc that was lonely or that the only job or papa do for the whole year.

Continue to dry shout Tinubu name up and down as if say na my papa .Send your resume let me reason your case , when coming bring hour papa along make him dey help me open and close my gate , I just fire my mai guard .
U are a compound fool!
A miserable nonentity!
Baba to si be goat!
gringringrin
PoliticsRe: Top Police Brass Tried To Shield Abba Kyari - Daily Trust by AstralBody: 2:19pm On Feb 18, 2022
Alary:
Ahhh! You don't join your poverty life with madness, I'm so sorry I don't know say na( yaba left ) patient they my mention since. I really mess up ,I pray God in his infinite mercy have show mercy and cure your generation of this incurable madness.
I go feed u n ur worthless generations!
Useless Tinubu miserable urchin. U better go hustle for ur useless self, Tinubu go only make u to keep licking his smelling anus. Fuc*cking son of a gone
PoliticsRe: Top Police Brass Tried To Shield Abba Kyari - Daily Trust by AstralBody: 2:15pm On Feb 18, 2022
Alary:
Ahhh! You don't join your poverty life with madness, I'm so sorry I don't know say na( yaba left ) patient they my mention since. I really mess up ,I pray God in his infinite mercy have show mercy and cure your generation of this incurable madness.

PoliticsRe: Why Is Tinubu So Desperate? See What I Saw (photo) by AstralBody: 10:41am On Feb 18, 2022
Beblessedbaba:
That is likely a bit cliackabit from scammers cum yahoo boys
Oil dey ur head. Na Alaiye guys b dat
gringrin
PoliticsRe: Top Police Brass Tried To Shield Abba Kyari - Daily Trust by AstralBody: 9:37am On Feb 18, 2022
Alary:
What do you do for a living ? DERICO BROTHER,, Armed robber show your handiwork, is that hard ? 50 naira per kini , you dey ment ni ? I work real deal and I don't even have time for troll like you. Work you no get ,sense far from you iya e ti fobo rirun jona .Omo ale maritime. Omo lasan ekeji aja, I initially wanted to assist you to be my gateman, but as things are I see you as an armed robber , how can I possibly employ a robber to guard me , ko joo, kole work. Swerve
Baba to si be suffer head boy. I go feed u n ur generations. I go move ur stupid ashawo mama commot for street. Stupid boy.
Look below n see how I can manage ur worthless life
gringringrin
PoliticsRe: Top Police Brass Tried To Shield Abba Kyari - Daily Trust by AstralBody: 8:13am On Feb 18, 2022
Alary:
I earlier said I met your useless good for nothing pale for one of Lagos downtrodden slum lamenting how useless you are as a son to him. He regretted not using condom to rape that your ashawo mama wey he met at hemp smoking joint.
I'm so sorry for you ,your generation is already wasted, show me what you do for a living ,or are you one of those selling gala and fan yogo in Lagos traffic. If so no wahala it is still a job, there is dignity in labour ,but if not you must be an armed robber and you will soon be caught or summarily be executed.
gringrin
Who dey sell gala nu better pars u? U that forgot ur generations future inside Tinubu ass*s. Shameless bastard. Working a 50 naira per post,just to support ur ashawo mama. I spit on ur mama rotten totogringrin
PoliticsRe: Top Police Brass Tried To Shield Abba Kyari - Daily Trust by AstralBody: 11:04pm On Feb 17, 2022
Alary:
That's for Tinubu right? Not for me , he doesn't even know your moma, why ranting to bed . Kill yourself overnight ontop Tinubu matter , who cares we moooove and you cry, lol .Show me what you do for a living, you sound frustrated, and honestly I can help you. Nothing attached.
Idiot! A hungry fool, looking for who to help nu be juju b thatgringrin
Help ur wasted generations,by getting something doing. Stop depending on ur PEE POOS PRESIDENTgringringrin

Son of a worthless who*re

SPITS ON UR WORTHLESS GENERATIONS
PoliticsRe: Top Police Brass Tried To Shield Abba Kyari - Daily Trust by AstralBody: 6:05pm On Feb 17, 2022
Alary:
Oh ! Piggy ,You're pained sorry, you have the right to complain about my candidate, you're a funny pig, That means you don't believe in the ability of the goat your supporting. See as you are wailing like an exhaust that is broken. It is my constitution yen yen ,yen ,you are the most stupid fellow I I ever chatted on this forum ,with little or no wit ,wisdom or intellect, .BABU IMONI .Are you sure this is how you engaged people outside ? No ,no it cant be, they would have beaten you to pulp with destiny reshaping slaps .or omo ibo se you know (IGBATI ONIRIN) Iron slap.
You deserve an award, I wont name it , you can deduce it yourself. But let me give you a clue it pertains to idiosyncratic.
Tinubu shi*t eater,u are the one that is painedgringrin
I will call Tinubu, whatever name I choose,u can go n die. U worthless fu*ck of a who*re. Gutter fool that forgot his brain in Baba to si be ass*s gringrin
Don't forget to lick his anus clean, because that's what ur type is good at.
Bastard!

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