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PoliticsRe: FATF Delists Nigeria From Global Money Laundering Watchlist by AstralBody: 10:35pm On Oct 24, 2025
Politicians don't launder physical cash again. They now use crypto,like Bitcoin to wash their Iill gotten wealth
PoliticsRe: Sultan Of Sokoto Calls For Social Media Regulation by AstralBody: 4:31pm On Oct 16, 2025
Idiots that call themselves leaders.
CelebritiesRe: Grieving Mother Of Late Sanku Comedy Denies Ritual Allegations by AstralBody: 7:02am On Sep 06, 2025
ukukaegbu:
What's the meaning of this?
This seems to contradict the headline.
To Alfas are worst than babalawos. Don't mind her. She said an Alfa gave her son soap to bath and at the same time,she is claiming her son did not do money ritual
PoliticsRe: "Enough is enough, we are not cowards": PDP Govs warn Wike, Ortom, others by AstralBody: 8:06pm On Sep 02, 2025
They are all cowards.
InvestmentRe: Dogs Airdrop. No Tapping! Telegram's utility coin! Mining ends 14th August by AstralBody: 4:13pm On Aug 04, 2024
SonofElElyonRet:
Happy Sunday
Please how do I claim this Dogs reward?

PoliticsRe: Edo APC Guber Candidate In Age "Falsification Scandal" With 4 Dates Of Birth by AstralBody: 1:47pm On Jul 22, 2024
Any APC na zero
PoliticsRe: Dethroned Emir Sanusi's Emotional Farewell At His Palace Balcony (Photos, Video) by AstralBody: 4:25pm On May 24, 2024
nasirope:
I have no doubt that he would laugh last.
Your comment just came to pass😃😃😃
PoliticsRe: Fresh Bill Seeks The Creation Of 3 More States In The South-West by AstralBody: 1:07pm On Feb 14, 2024
CluelessMODS:
You dey use juvenile delinquency for person wey fit born your father.
Senseless child and you are a dumbass!
The senators and representatives for those regions are the ones that will present a bill to the house for that, if approved the bill will now go to the president for the approval of the creation of those states.
What are the Senators of SE and SS doing? Why are they not presenting their own bill? You are calling Tinubu....You are a complete dunce and a kid that knows nothing, I doubt if at all you are up to 25 years. Go and get yourself informed and stop disgracing and embarrassing yourself and your family! Dumbass!
Ogun kill you and your papa. Useless boy!
PoliticsRe: Fresh Bill Seeks The Creation Of 3 More States In The South-West by AstralBody: 11:19pm On Feb 13, 2024
CluelessMODS:
Your comment is not funny but meaningless and irrelevant. It also shows that you are a kid because those areas has been asking for separate states for years, even during the time of military and Obasanjo...kids on NL keep embarrassing yourself with your fellow kids who are giving you likes!
You're the one displaying juvenile delinquency from your comment. Shut ur trap. What about SE and SS,who has been asking for more states,why weren't they quoted too? Tinubu is a crooked,a certificate forger and a election rigger,if you are not ok with it. You can fucck yourself.
PoliticsRe: Fresh Bill Seeks The Creation Of 3 More States In The South-West by AstralBody: 2:38pm On Feb 13, 2024
Tinubu rigging machine is about to be put into place...if you know u know🤣🤣🤣🤣
PoliticsRe: Citizens Groan As Rice Hits N77,000 Per Bag by AstralBody: 11:03am On Feb 11, 2024
Brendaniel:
We warned them about Tinubu, they didn't listen - Tinubu was the worst candidate in the entire list of all presidential candidates - The red flags were just too much for any person not to see
The citizens didn't vote for Tinubu,he bought his way in through INEC and stamped it using the corrupt judiciary.
CrimeRe: Kaduna Police Hand Over Abuja ‘kidnap Kingpin’ To FCT Command by AstralBody: 5:33pm On Jan 21, 2024
naijapips04:
Ezi ohia. Use your head, Ewu kotima.
Eze ndi zombie .... your head don enter your anus🤣🤣🤣
CrimeRe: Kaduna Police Hand Over Abuja ‘kidnap Kingpin’ To FCT Command by AstralBody: 3:19pm On Jan 21, 2024
naijapips04:
Akpa amu. Zuzu pu.
Anuofia ki bu
CrimeRe: Kaduna Police Hand Over Abuja ‘kidnap Kingpin’ To FCT Command by AstralBody: 3:18pm On Jan 21, 2024
iLoveYouToo:
Is it APC that made the arrest?
Ask your mandate thief!
CrimeRe: Kaduna Police Hand Over Abuja ‘kidnap Kingpin’ To FCT Command by AstralBody: 3:03pm On Jan 21, 2024
How many times this apc idiots wan use this Chinaza Philip name for lie lie? In 2017, Chinaza Philip...a woman, around 2020 another Chinaza Philip a man and this year,the same Chinaza Philip..APC NA MUMU UNA BE🤣🤣🤣

IF YOU THINK I AM LYING, SEARCH GOOGLE FOR THESE NAMES AND SEE FOR YOURSELF.
APC should go after the real bandits,who are the fulanis,they should stop using Igbos as propaganda.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s Full Speech At 2nd ECOWAS Extraordinary Summit On Niger Crisis by AstralBody: 9:56pm On Aug 21, 2023
Dennisochampa:
... Thief grin grin grin
🤣🤣🤣
Hope say ur falsehood allowance still dey ur pocket.... corn head 🤣🤣🤣🤣
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s Full Speech At 2nd ECOWAS Extraordinary Summit On Niger Crisis by AstralBody: 12:48pm On Aug 20, 2023
Dennisochampa:
.... E pain u abi... Dog pikin grin grin grin
See worwor goat 🤣🤣🤣
Dey cap urself!
Snake head 🤣🤣
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s Full Speech At 2nd ECOWAS Extraordinary Summit On Niger Crisis by AstralBody: 2:18pm On Aug 19, 2023
Dennisochampa:
I nor know say you still dey here o... Bambiala grin grin grin
Goat! Your papa bambiala
Stupid human being!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s Full Speech At 2nd ECOWAS Extraordinary Summit On Niger Crisis by AstralBody: 2:38pm On Aug 13, 2023
Dennisochampa:
..... I talk am say u be fool grin cheesy grin.... U nor know where I dey, u just assume say na SW..... Useless pikin... Ogun kee u
Goat na brown roof u dey mini man.
Thunder kee u n Tinubu grin grin
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s Full Speech At 2nd ECOWAS Extraordinary Summit On Niger Crisis by AstralBody: 9:20am On Aug 12, 2023
Dennisochampa:
.... cheesy grin grin ekuke... Keep hating on tinubu while you struggle with life daily.
All these broke people dey always like to vent their frustration on others cheesy grin grin
grin grin
Renew shege,don they hammer una for SW,una don they cry up and down,they protest,even com dey threaten una demigod.
grin
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s Full Speech At 2nd ECOWAS Extraordinary Summit On Niger Crisis by AstralBody: 9:17am On Aug 12, 2023
walefresh3:
stop lieing.. your dad was a gate man...
grin grin
See who him papa be waste-man. Ur papa wey do Abepo(shit-packer) for Eko, still get mouth they talk.
grin grin
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s Full Speech At 2nd ECOWAS Extraordinary Summit On Niger Crisis by AstralBody: 10:06pm On Aug 11, 2023
Dennisochampa:
.... U no really get sense if u think say I dey console you grin grin grin.... Pig

Dey hate who you no fit ever be till u die with your head bent towards your anus....
Ur father's mouth was in Tinubu anus, that's the reason he gave birth to a low life like you. Only a fool with no value like you would want to be like the crook(Tinubu) ,who's history is all be a scam. Dirty worm.
tongue tongue
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s Full Speech At 2nd ECOWAS Extraordinary Summit On Niger Crisis by AstralBody: 3:03pm On Aug 11, 2023
Dennisochampa:
.... Oh your dad is late... May his soul rest in peace...

I wonder why he thought of allowing an omo ale like you live... Them for just give u snipper from birth..
By now the world would have had one less vagabond to deal with
Fool! Nobody needs ur consolation. grin grin
I would prefer sniper,than to eat from the shiit of Tinubu. You have no worth,a nobody n a dirty, hungry miscreant
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s Full Speech At 2nd ECOWAS Extraordinary Summit On Niger Crisis by AstralBody: 11:53am On Aug 11, 2023
Dennisochampa:
.... Agreed but your pa can never amount to anything
grin grin
My late dad was a retired senior lecturer,but that can't be said about ur worthless fada,who depends on Tinubu urine to survive. You have shameless taken over his footsteps grin grin
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s Full Speech At 2nd ECOWAS Extraordinary Summit On Niger Crisis by AstralBody: 10:03pm On Aug 10, 2023
Dennisochampa:
.... Better than your dad who is a village oracle puppet...
Tinubu pee licker,e pain am grin grin
Ur fada wey be drunkard for Tinubu toilet grin grin
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s Full Speech At 2nd ECOWAS Extraordinary Summit On Niger Crisis by AstralBody: 2:47pm On Aug 10, 2023
grin grin angry
The stupid mandate crook,nu want fight again? He is now talking about diplomacy. Is this not what he would had done first. Fuccking, bed wetting western puppet!
PoliticsRe: Lamidi Apapa Asks Court To Compel IG To Evict Abure From LP National Secretariat by AstralBody: 9:09am On Jul 26, 2023
fuckJones:
comrade Apapa is our chairman any other one is a counterfeit.
good morning lovers
Body go touch am again. Nu be him cap them go seize,this time around,them go insert am inside him ynash make e comout from him mouth. Useless idiots!

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