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PoliticsRe: Nextier Presidential Poll Result Just Released Puts Peter Obi In The Lead by AstralBody: 11:18pm On Feb 05, 2023
excellence44:
Why do urchins feel like they're the only ones with voters card? The urchin above with the caption 'no poling units on social media' actually think that the humans on social media exist here alone. Oga, I have my voters card and I am on social media too.
Allow them to keep running their mouth. E go shock dem on the 25th of FEBRUARY!
PoliticsRe: New Naira: CBN Insists On Jan 31, Buhari Snubs Governors, Monarchs by AstralBody: 6:30am On Jan 29, 2023
FarahAideed:
Buhari the lunatic
Ewu, when you where voting for him,he wasn't a lunatic then?
PoliticsRe: Ganduje Asks Buhari To Postpone Kano Visit Over ‘hardship’ Caused By Naira Redes by AstralBody: 3:24pm On Jan 28, 2023
Moh247:
cool



Honestly Buhari knows next to nothing on Economics

Baba goofed badly thinking he is helping the economy and fighting corruption

Only in 7 years

Devalued Naira

Close borders

Changed currency

Limited diaspora remitances

Reduced subsidy


.
Na Ogun go kill all of una, stupid APC urchin. I thought Buhari is the best there is? U idiots, once said even though he has a NEPA certificate,that you will vote him. Useless idiots.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Did You Receive Similar Message From NPC? by AstralBody: 12:26am On Jan 27, 2023
grandee4u:
I see!!
Meanwhile, what are the relevant documents that they requested from you??
And when exactly is this very exercise ending? Lastly, did you receive a similar text message in this format below or through your email?
"You are invited for census screening exercise tomorrow 26/1/2023.
Venue: Ika National hall, Agbor
Time:9am prompt
Come with you documents, pls
I got the same message too. It is real.
PoliticsRe: All APC Lawmakers Endorse Atiku In Adamawa by AstralBody: 1:17pm On Jan 25, 2023
Everything must be done to stop the peeing Grandpa,from becoming president. Vote wisely.....VOTE PETER OBI!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu's Campaign Director, Hajia Najahatu Defects To PDP, Endorses Atiku by AstralBody:
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God help those around Tinubu at the moment of hearing this news. I heard he has graduated from peeing on his body,but I also heard he now farts more than the Cameroners president 🥴🥴🥴🥴
PoliticsRe: PDP Suspends Chimaroke Nnamani, Fayose Oluwajomiloju, Ayeni Funso, Others by AstralBody: 9:49pm On Jan 20, 2023
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PoliticsRe: Breaking News: You Can Now Use Any Keyboard Emojis On Nairaland by AstralBody: 9:47pm On Jan 20, 2023
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PoliticsRe: Oluremi Tinubu: We Have Tried Muslim-christian, Let Us Try This One Too by AstralBody:
lhordspy:
Maybe you should also point out the place where she said: "My husband should be boothed out of ASO rock, if elected president and fail to perform'

Words of a true democrat. Before you start criticising her, just know she is more of a christian than you are. An ordained pastor at one of the biggest church in Africa.
Look at this one! They can only fool, fool's like you,but not sane Nigerians. Didn't you idiots said the same thing that Buhari should be butted out if he didn't perform?Did he perform?
Ona think say una wise abi? Yeye dey smell.
PoliticsRe: Omo Na Now I Know Say No Be By Rally Ooo by AstralBody: 12:02pm On Jan 11, 2023
Mandate2023:
Would u rather want the kind of Anambra change we r seeing or a lagos kind of change bastard
You are the bastard here...have u heard the latest bludder by ur master? grin
Electricity for popcorn. You useless fool, supporting an old rotten brain!
PoliticsRe: Omo Na Now I Know Say No Be By Rally Ooo by AstralBody: 9:02am On Jan 11, 2023
mycar:
Which nsogbu nsogbu, are you a coward? Politicians have been raping you for years, and you are asking why the Nsogbu nsogbu, No, stay there, open your yash more for them. why the nsogbu nsogbu my foot.
If you don't act now, then when?
Why are you bordering yourself with that idiot? Tinubu urchins are idiots,they will never see reasons, while there should be a change for the better.
PoliticsRe: Pictures And Videos Of Peter Obi Presidential Rally In Delta State by AstralBody: 3:48pm On Jan 09, 2023
SAMJAY7:
Hahahahaha

2 weaklings daydreaming grin grin
Oh u mean dementia, memory loss, baba bluuue? grin grin
PoliticsRe: Pictures And Videos Of Peter Obi Presidential Rally In Delta State by AstralBody: 3:39pm On Jan 09, 2023
Kingsley34:
But deep down within you know obi is more credible and competent than tinubu.

Remember we all desire the same thing
A BETTER NIGERIA
VOTE WISELY
Why are u arguing with that urchin? The campaign is taking place in two different locations,Warri and Asaba, simultaneously today. Leave that fool make him n him baba bluuue dey play!
PoliticsRe: Pictures And Videos Of Peter Obi Presidential Rally In Delta State by AstralBody: 3:35pm On Jan 09, 2023
SAMJAY7:
Empty field as usual grin grin

Guys i heard that Adaobi and his inconsequential side chic Datti was crying like a baby on national TV yesterday grin

Election never come baba don dey cry grin

Bunch of weak Men with impossible ambition grin grin
Tinubu urchin,the campaign is holding in two locations,Warri and Asaba,on the same day. Ur baba bluuue fit try am? grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Could This Job Offer Be Scam!!! by AstralBody: 9:47am On Jan 05, 2023
Jaylite10:
Please guys I need urgent and mature response to this issue.

I am a graduate and currently working as a real estate broker in Abuja.

Recently a friend of mine who happened to be my brother in-law told me of a job offer in portharcourt at a company( an international company persay) who were ready to pay him in dollars every week.

The problem was that he has to pay N650k for international working documents, dollar account and other stuffs to commence training.

I don't know what happened next, I later heard he's there already and he wants to create opportunity for me too.

So he requested for my details which I sent to him. Lately yesterday he called telling me I was confirmed for the job replacement and I also have to pay N650k to get the job.

I didn't say anything to him yet aside telling him I'll get back to him.

I'm having a double feeling about this seeing the fact that this is someone I know in person, that's why I brought it here.

Thank you guys!
Haha this people don reach PH? I think is a big scam,this was the same method they used to defraud some people in Abuja, luckily for me I didn't fall victim for their scam.
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Saudi Arabia Rejects Tinubu Campaign Posters...arrest 30 Miscreants! by AstralBody: 1:51pm On Jan 02, 2023
Proudlyomonna:
Shut it with this Ipob bullcrap, nobody dey fall for that shit as it stands.
People dey buy fuel for 240 per liter yet you think se them get time do mumu ipob nonsense with you abi grin
APC MUST GO FOR THEY ARE THE GREATEST DISASTER TO HIT THIS COUNTRY.
Fuel for 240? Then you are still buying it at a cheap price. Is 280 per liter,here in AGBOR!
PoliticsRe: 2023: Atiku, Peter Obi, Kwankwaso Have No Integrity – Tinubu by AstralBody: 9:00am On Dec 22, 2022
Evilblakman2:
- 100
Ok
PoliticsRe: 2023: Atiku, Peter Obi, Kwankwaso Have No Integrity – Tinubu by AstralBody: 10:03am On Dec 21, 2022
Brendaniel:
Integrity level by candidates:

1. Peter Obi = 100/100

2. Kwankwaso = 50/100

3. Atiku = 0/100

4. Tinubu = -100/100

Actually Tinubu's lack of integrity has no end, maybe that is why he wears the infinity logo
Did you actually gave Tinubu 100/100?
grin
PoliticsRe: Angry Youths Destroy Tinubu's Campaign Billboards In Minna by AstralBody: 9:36am On Dec 19, 2022
deeva2:
Stop crying..

Tinubu is your next president.
You mean the president of old people's home association? grin grin
PoliticsRe: Angry Youths Destroy Tinubu's Campaign Billboards In Minna by AstralBody: 9:35am On Dec 19, 2022
ogunsbanjul:
I can't blame you because you people don't respect elders.
I can never respect a wicked n crooked elder like Tinubu grin
PoliticsRe: Angry Youths Destroy Tinubu's Campaign Billboards In Minna by AstralBody:
Useless Tinubu, useless APC!
Worthless old cargo,that has refused to take care of his health. The news of Obi winning the election,come next year, might send him to the land beyond.
PoliticsRe: LP Is Uprooting APC & PDP In Core North by AstralBody: 6:04pm On Dec 09, 2022
Who get video wey dem for tear their national man chairman clothes for Nassarawa? Make him post am grin
PoliticsRe: Chatham House: Tinubu's Response To Tackling Oil Theft (Video) by AstralBody: 4:00pm On Dec 06, 2022
Lazyreporta:
No matter how you tweak it, you are an illiterate.
I do know you are intentionally stubborn just to cover face.

No matter what, you don't classify a living as brain dead.

Imagine saying I should know why you called him dead. How pathetic...
It's politics, no need for bitterness upto wishing him dead.

I really don't want to lose my home training while responding to you..

I won't reply a stupid person like you again
Ur father is very stupid. U worthless piece of trash! Tinubu is brain dead,if it does not sound ok for u,u can go fucck urself. Goddamn son of a gone!
PoliticsRe: Chatham House: Tinubu's Response To Tackling Oil Theft (Video) by AstralBody: 2:46pm On Dec 06, 2022
Lazyreporta:
You're still showing your stupidity.

You're supporting Sowore I guess, if not you're the most idiotic person I have ever seen.

You support a man of above 60 years, yet you are attacking another person of supporting a 70 year old Tinubu.

You need medicine.. You even called him a brain dead again, you're irredeemable.
A brain dead person is certified DEAD!
If you where not stupid, you would have understood why I classified Tinubu as brain dead. For supporting him, you are worst than a brain dead zombie! Bloody fool!
PoliticsRe: Chatham House: Tinubu's Response To Tackling Oil Theft (Video) by AstralBody: 9:26am On Dec 06, 2022
Lazyreporta:
You just proved me right with your response.
Illiterate
Urchin,u are the illiterate here and a big fool at that. Oh u call urself an educated person,but u are advocating for an old man with a dead brain to lead you. I spit on ur worthless carcass!
PoliticsRe: Chatham House: Tinubu's Response To Tackling Oil Theft (Video) by AstralBody: 11:14pm On Dec 05, 2022
Lazyreporta:
Do you no what it means to be brain dead?

I don't think so.. If you do, you won't say such a thing to a living being.

Illiterate!

However, on the contrary, you're the one with brain damage
As e dey pain dem,e go dey sweet us grin grin
Will u get out from my sight,u worthless piece of shiit
PoliticsRe: Chatham House: Tinubu's Response To Tackling Oil Theft (Video) by AstralBody: 4:20pm On Dec 05, 2022
Tinubu is brain dead!
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Gaffes Again At Chatham House In London (Video) by AstralBody: 4:15pm On Dec 05, 2022
Tinubu brain na condemn, engine oil grin grin
PoliticsRe: Chief Ray Morphy Dumps Tinubu, Says APC Selling Comedy Of Gaffes by AstralBody:
Tinubu is not just a bad product,but a condemned one at that. Is only a stupid idiot,that are still sticking with him. Tinubu defeat go loud ni grin grin
PoliticsRe: Throwback: Cartoon APC Made In 2014 Featuring Jonathan, NOI And Patience (video) by AstralBody: 3:22pm On Dec 01, 2022
Tinubuadvocate:
Can you swear with your life that APC as a party made this cartoon.
Shut it dirty mouth!! If not APC who then did? Tinubu can never run away from karma. 2023 is the year he will reap what he planted.
PoliticsRe: More photos and Video from the Apc Presidential Campaign Rally In Yenegoa by AstralBody: 3:08pm On Dec 01, 2022
CoronaVirusRelo:
Massive!

No doubt! His Excellence, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu is the next President of The Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Its saddening and painful, that some unscrupulous dwarfs still believe that, a political minion like Peter can defeat a demigod in the like of Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

But to great extent, the south-south don't play bitter politics!
What is fuccking massive here? When I can easily count,from the person at the front,to the person behind. U must be having a laugh at Tinubu grin grin
PoliticsRe: Obidients Now Support Aisha Buhari Over Aminu Tweet On Deborah Death by AstralBody: 8:42am On Dec 01, 2022
wwwihy:
Soludo was right "A Mob has no head and hence cannot reason…”

Obidients Now Support Aisha Buhari over Aminu throwback Tweet on Deborah Death
Who takes heartless people like you serious!! So you expect sane people to still advocate for his release,after seeing his bigoted post in support of Deborah's death? Fuccking bloody terrorist!!

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