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exstreve:
Today is the most happiest day of my life.
When all hope was gone, all hope lost, I even wanted to drink sniper, then from nowhere came this post. Where will I have been without this post, all I have to say is, wow, cool post, and thanks for sharing

TRASHY

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tyup:
Kisses with both glasses on.....is that not Madness

Anyway I remember it's two mad people reuniting so everything abou them should be Madness

Will You SHUT UP


JEALOUS BROKE ASS NIGGA

Chai!!!


See Love

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AnalQueenluci:
Ok dead ebira woman or dead yoruba woman?

None of the Above

That's Money...

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Thales01:
I don't blame the vagabound.I blame Nigerians who take pride in glorifying inanities.Marley's brazen endorsement of fraud is now seen as an act of bravery that is deserving of adulation instead of a societal anomaly worthy of censure.
In saner climes,this dude's flagrant endorsement of fraud would have signposted the end of his musical career.In saner climes,he would have been languishing in prison for fraud.Not here in Nigeria where our justice system is bereft of credibility and fraud is worrisomely undergoing normalization in our society.
SMH.

Upon all The Grammar,You passed no meaningful message..

TRASH!!!!!

These one's na raw slay mamas

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tundeontop:
Tolerance Becoming Crime
By Dr Chinedu Akabuike

1. Why do we hate Tinubu? What for?

2. Tinubu never worked with federal or Eastern Nigeria let alone stealing money from Ndi Igbo.
He never worked as Minister or taken any Federal Appointment!

3. He never joined APGA let alone sabotaging our Party's interest?

4. Tinubu didn't meddle in Igbo internal affairs either!

5. Why do we call him thief? What did he steal?

6. We call Yoruba "slaves". We never reflect on what it means to be slaves in the true sense of the word.

7. We are putting mouth in Lagos politics without caution, yet we have a proverb that says it is the foolish housefly that follows the corpse into the grave.

8. Can Yoruba man become an Association or Local Government Chairman in the East? Let us be sincere with ourselves. Yet we enjoy all these privileges here including Assembly Membership!

9. Why asking for what we can't give?

10. We are here helping the "slaves" to develop their land. Who then is a slave?

10b. You call their city a no man's land so that we can further be enslaved slaving to develop it, and our generations are wasted gloating over mere privileges. Who is a slave. Do we actually think?

11. Can Yoruba tell Okorocha "o to gee" in Owerri? He doesn't even need it. He is too intelligent to die for a
pot of ofe manu or nothing.

12. After the civil war, for many of us who were old enough to have witnessed it, the Yoruba were the first to open their arms to receive and accept us as we were, crude savages in search for means of survival. It was regardless of what we equally did to them before and during the civil war. No party to the civil war was innocent! I also remember not paying any rent among Yoruba guys without a penny for my first 3years in Lagos and another 2 years in Ibadan.

13. Can we survive Yoruba attack in Yoruba land if they actually mean to? Will an Mbaise man cooperate with the Nsukka or Afikpo, or the Imo with Anambara?

14. If we all decide to relocate at once, Babangida send me home phenomena is still in the memory of some of us who survived the incessant and uncontrollable spate of robbery across the Onitsha bridge. How many people will want to go in spide of our empty pride?

15. If Yoruba people are as foolish as we foolishly think, why agitating? How will agitating be to our benefit?

16. Why not "O to gee" in Abia, Enugu or Owerri?

17. Can a man from Aba become a Commissioner or P.S. in Enugu State Civil Service? Yet it happened here! Why not be careful.

18. We adopted APGA and but "wisely" voted PDP. How was Tinubu our headache. Was he the cause of our downfall? Why always blame others for our inabilities and want to take glory for any small thing we think we have done well and even overblow it?

19. We claim we were so creative during the civil war. Now history. We also claim every made in Nigeria is from Aba. But go to Oyo and Oshogbo to see what "lazy" mechanics are doing quietly in the automobile industry, yet we make noise that other ethnics are either mumu or lazy except we (alagbara ma mero baba ole; the most hardworking humans who cannot develop their own land unfortunately).

20. Why looking for avoidable problem? Why?

21. It was you in the North being attacked, in Malaysia being killed, in Gabon and Ghana being molested. 99.9% of Nigerians killed in South Africa are of Igbo extraction, and sometimes by fellow 'hardworking' Igbo. Why?

22. We choose Kanu and he dictates to us without consultation with any one of us. They choose Tinubu who becomes a hero among them by bowing to or adopting the choice of their majority. Why are we angry?
We choose Azikwe and they choose Awolowo. How are they more mumuish followers than ourselves?
Zik became a president and we gained from it, Awo was only a premier, but we are only struggling to beat their records in all ramifications including education till today. How are they mumus?
We choose APGA and they choose APC, why agitating?
Yoruba are yet to say Tinubu is their problem why do we want to die for nothing?
Why working in APGA but planning to collect salaries in APC?

I pray for the success of Biafra, but do we still remember that as Igbo we will automatically become foreigners on the streets of the Lagos we call a no Man's land?

How many of us will actually want to relocate home, should Biafra actualises or if if citizenship is on the condition that you relinquish all other citizenship in Africa? I leave that answer to the individual.

Thank God there was no Life Lost

Who did this to us ??

Thought Condom was Cheap??

He has officially been friendzoned

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AnalQueenluci:
U shud try giving one a head though
.lmao

I rather suck dead woman's pucci

Ebira Girls Are Very Dirty to the Core.
Met one during my camping days,you need to see the kind smell that oozes from this girl body.


PUKES
TUEH!!!

This Shameless thing is Among the Worst thing that ever happened to Nigeria


Tueh!!

I Bleep too much

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delectablegyal:
you asked for it by making the move. look at you. just say thank you next time when you get a delicious puna . stop the argument.

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LuciferTruth:
This is good news for men.


1. Men who earn N200k don't want them either.

2. Unfortunately for them, when they finally realize this, they have already been overfucked and age is no longer on their side so they run back to the N50k guys and find out they now earn N200k.

3. They waste more time trying to get back into the good books of these ex-50k dudes and get dumped for a younger girl eventually.

4. Next, they lower their "standards", abandon all protocol & force themselves on anything with a preeq they can find (including goats).

5a. They finally get married to a gorilla then the marriage crashes less than 5 years later due to a combination of their barreness, foul behaviour and the gorilla's beastly nature.

5b. They fail to settle down and become Nairaland evening newspaper feminists, ranting and attacking every male moniker to compensate for the pain they feel deep inside.

6. Suicide.




*spits

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If not Sex,What Else??


Bunch of Unadulterated Buffalos

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deomelo:
1. There's a difference between saying you are acting as if and actually saying you are. Learn how to read and comprehend.

2. The former governor in his capacity as the governor of Imo state created 6 universities and 4 polytechnics for a reason, but the new lazy and incompetent governor reversed the polytechnic decision without a single reason why, but you sat here and made up your own NL argument and reasons.

3. Only foolish people lack the capacity to read and comprehend and even make up stories just to spice up their foolishness.

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Preshy561:
Calling your wife a demon says alot about you.
You must be the chief demon.

Who made you Judge ??

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Amatarasha:
As if you dont enjoy being bullied by a virgin ,
dont worry i will bully you on ur rosey bed from next week..Call me : 09066699666 ;DD


Ladies forever ©

Who is This Village Entity ??

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AwkaetitiBabe:
I've dated broke guys as a lady. They can complain for africa

But they all left their Signature on you

Gen Sani Abacha is dead,but his Money lives on