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Business / Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by astronautog(m): 8:07am On Nov 27, 2015 |
reincarnation:no vex baba |
Jokes Etc / Fuel Wahala by astronautog(m): 4:15pm On Nov 26, 2015 |
When you buy 50 litres petrol at N200 per litre and your
grandmother pours it away to fetch rainwater
Cc; lalasticlala
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Politics / Letter To Gej by astronautog(m): 4:05pm On Nov 26, 2015 |
Dear Dr Goodluck Jonathan. Sir, while you have gone. 1.) Those who accused you of cluelessnesss are today taking selfies at the Auto plants and with Made in Nigeria vehicles a dividend of your auto policy. 2.) Those who insulted you and insisted that the Petroleum subsidy program was a scam just approved a 0.5 Trillion naira subsidy scam payment. 3.) The Professor who claimed your successor will definitely bring fuel pump to = N40 have suddenly gone deaf and dumb while fuel prize is currently cruising around 600 naira in some cities. 4.) Those who claimed you were heading to Chad to plan more attacks on us were the first to visit Chad after you left. 5.) Your agricultural policies which yielded a lot of dividend is the next achievement your adversaries are planning to appropriate to themselves. 6.) When the Treasury Single Account was been hailed as a super invention they concealed your name and in scripted theirs, immediately it had little issues they dumped it on you, tomorrow they will claim IPPIS. 7.) They said you lacked the political will to fight insurgency yet most if not all the LGA'S you reclaimed and handed over to them have been lost with unimaginable loss of lives. 8.) Those who claimed the presidential Air fleet was too large and a complete waste of resources have spent over 5 billion naira in just 6 months fuelling the fleet and junketing from one continent to another without any thing to show for it. 8.) You said your ambition was not worth the blood of a single Nigerian you proved it by your actions. 9.) The first female Cadets of the NDA are grateful. 10.) The First set of students from the 11 new federal universities who are now in 400 level are grateful. 11.) The first Sets of students from the University of Petroleum are grateful. 12.) The First sets of Nigerian Pilots trained abroad are Grateful. 13.) The Recipients of the Presidential scholarship scheme for first class students which was recently suspended by our change agents are grateful 14.) The recipients of the Youwwin programme and the Youwwin for women are grateful 15.);The beneficiaries of the innovation in fertiliser distribution will never forget you. 16.) The 1000 Beneficiaries of the TETFUND scholarships for Lecturers in Nigerian Universities are grateful 17.) The generations that will access information via the freedom of information act (FOI) will see your signature 18.) The Millions of Almajiri pupils across Nigeria who benefited from you milk of kindness will live to testify it. 19.) Those who ply the Abuja - Lokoja Benin road will remain thankful 20.) NYSC Members who will benefit and those who have benefited from the increased of allowances from =N= 8216 to =N= 19800 are grateful. 21.) those who benefited from 6000 minimum wage to 18000 minimum wage will forever remain grateful May heaven and History be kind to you today and Always You are Still the Best President so far. God bless GEJ. Cc; lalasticlala #ASTRO |
Business / Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by astronautog(m): 3:01pm On Nov 26, 2015 |
Sport basketball
Game Fenerbahce Ulker - Strasbourg IG
time 7pm
Tip winning margin strasbourg ig 11+
Odd 100 |
Family / Re: Would You Date/marry An Albino? by astronautog(m): 10:30pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
U All are fuccking RACIST,say no to #albino degrading |
Education / Re: Delta State University, Abraka 2014/2015 Admissions by astronautog(m): 10:11pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
ALKARULEZZ:bosss I stroll come today o gudwork man jahbless u |
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by astronautog(m): 9:54pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Some of una so dump punting join comedy |
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by astronautog(m): 10:08am On Jan 02, 2015 |
In phyno's voice"I see bookies everywhere,bookies everywhere,I mean everywhere" ................. Alba Berlin - Regal FC Barcelona 02.01.15 20:00 Regal FC Barcelona@1.20 Unicaja Malaga - BC Olympiakos Piraeus 02.01.15 21:00 Under/Over 145.5 points Over 145.5 points@1.75 |
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by astronautog(m): 6:18pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
bauer00:I see a draw |
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by astronautog(m): 5:35pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
LaGaTumuch:*take toothpick* |
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by astronautog(m): 3:32pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
DJMONACO:casted into d pit of sorrows and anguish #2015 na new year o bros lol |
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by astronautog(m): 1:32pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
Leon2036:contact me but na 3h on top any amount u wan fund max 5k |
Education / Re: An Interesting Story Of 18th Century Fulani Mathematician From Katsina, Nigeria by astronautog(m): 12:46pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
Bakozy:if I tell u,u won't believe so ask GOOGLE!! Though#GMB till BOKOHARAM become a charity organisation |
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by astronautog(m): 12:05pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
90% sure Tottenham Hotspur - Chelsea FC 01.01.15 18:30 Handicap 0:1 Chelsea FC@ 1.20 Southampton FC - Arsenal FC 01.01.15 16:00 Most corner arsenal@2.01 Manchester City - Sunderland AFC 01.01.15 16:00 1 - 10 min result Draw@1.22 Stoke City - Manchester United 01.01.15 13:45 First half cards 2.5 Under 2.5 cards@1.16 1 Like |
Education / Re: An Interesting Story Of 18th Century Fulani Mathematician From Katsina, Nigeria by astronautog(m): 11:41am On Jan 01, 2015 |
So All that long story is about an abo-ki? |
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by astronautog(m): 8:41pm On Dec 30, 2014 |
astronautog:nairaland I hail una o,una witch 2 much first game ended 78-69 una witch na die.second game already green |
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by astronautog(m): 8:26pm On Dec 30, 2014 |
abromeo:4rm ur story definitely not d last tym |
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by astronautog(m): 5:47pm On Dec 30, 2014 |
fabiano09:didn't stake |
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by astronautog(m): 5:44pm On Dec 30, 2014 |
Basketball Galatasaray SK - BC Zalgiris Kaunas 30.12.14 19:00 Galatasaray SK Under/Over 78.5 points Over 78.5 points@1.95 France pro b AS Denain - AIX Maurienne 30.12.14 20:00 Under/Over 149,5 points Over 149,5 points@1.75 Had stopped droping here but let me bless sum1 |
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by astronautog(m): 5:11pm On Dec 30, 2014 |
Cybertooth:just have a feeling it wudnt enter |
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by astronautog(m): 4:52pm On Dec 30, 2014 |
Calebsky:a very very wrong bet.BLOMBERG can not win RB LEIBZIG 1 Like |
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by astronautog(m): 10:51pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
toyo4souls:I can help u,my help is QUIT!!!! 4 Likes 1 Share |
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by astronautog(m): 8:51pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
Ice hockey Sarnia Sting - Plymouth Whalers 28.12.14 22:05 Play»Handicap 0:2 Plymouth Whalers@1.85 |
Education / Re: Ten Everyday Saying That Make No Sense by astronautog(m): 7:52am On Dec 28, 2014 |
Op all I can say is......ur madness is lyk glo UNLIMITED |
Religion / Re: Why Did It Take 2,000 Years For The Gospel To Reach Nigeria? by astronautog(m): 7:29am On Dec 28, 2014 |
PAGAN9JA:wow that's great so glad we remain d most peaceful and life changing religion bro. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Why Did It Take 2,000 Years For The Gospel To Reach Nigeria? by astronautog(m): 6:33am On Dec 28, 2014 |
ramalot:how often do u see topics questioning islam on fpeh ogaso wtf r u saying? |
Religion / Re: Why Did It Take 2,000 Years For The Gospel To Reach Nigeria? by astronautog(m): 6:23am On Dec 28, 2014 |
SEUN SEUN SEUN!!! Y do u always attack christians??every sunday I see a topic on fp trying to damn d bible.I know u aint a christian and u guys have taken this too far!!is christianity the only religion on nairaland??is it because we are peace loving people??can u guys insult islam like thiscan u guys dear mock mohammed or d quran?pls use ur brains!! 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: 2015: Witches, Wizards Endorse Goodluck Jonathan by astronautog(m): 11:00pm On Dec 27, 2014 |
Gej leave level 4 devil instead of u to buy submarine that would take u to otuoke unnoticed come 2015 u prefer to fly in noticed,GMB till mikel score hatrick twice in a match. 11 Likes 3 Shares |
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by astronautog(m): 10:42pm On Dec 27, 2014 |
infobiz9ja:tnks 4 ur 1kobo advice,my earlier rule applies and 4 ur info am no where near villa #peace |
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by astronautog(m): 10:18pm On Dec 27, 2014 |
I have odd of 2 available 2moro I need stakers with 5k above its 99.9% sure u bless me after game is green.watsapp me.in other news 2moro is american football no overtime day,two good sundays now its been greens a total of 26 games played. |
Religion / Re: The Evil Spirit That Corrupted Lucifer (satan's) Mind; Where Did It Come From? by astronautog(m): 4:20pm On Dec 22, 2014 |
chizzily:may God 4 give u madam |
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by astronautog(m): 7:46pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
akraym:go jare una no let me showcase my talent 1 Like |
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