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reincarnation:
bros na wa oh. villa tinz.
thank God say na money wen dem take send me to go buy otapiapia i take play am

no vex baba

When you buy 50 litres petrol at N200 per litre and your grandmother pours it away to fetch rainwater Cc; lalasticlala

Dear Dr Goodluck Jonathan.
Sir, while you have gone.


1.) Those who accused you of cluelessnesss are today taking
selfies at the Auto plants and with Made in Nigeria vehicles a
dividend of your auto policy.



2.) Those who insulted you and insisted that the Petroleum
subsidy program was a scam just approved a 0.5 Trillion
naira subsidy scam payment.



3.) The Professor who claimed your successor will definitely
bring fuel pump to = N40 have suddenly gone deaf and
dumb while fuel prize is currently cruising around 600 naira
in some cities.


4.) Those who claimed you were heading to Chad to plan
more attacks on us were the first to visit Chad after you left.



5.) Your agricultural policies which yielded a lot of dividend
is the next achievement your adversaries are planning to
appropriate to themselves.



6.) When the Treasury Single Account was been hailed as a
super invention they concealed your name and in scripted
theirs, immediately it had little issues they dumped it on
you, tomorrow they will claim IPPIS.



7.) They said you lacked the political will to fight insurgency
yet most if not all the LGA'S you reclaimed and handed over
to them have been lost with unimaginable loss of lives.



8.) Those who claimed the presidential Air fleet was too
large and a complete waste of resources have spent over 5
billion naira in just 6 months fuelling the fleet and junketing
from one continent to another without any thing to show for
it.



8.) You said your ambition was not worth the blood of a
single Nigerian you proved it by your actions.



9.) The first female Cadets of the NDA are grateful.



10.) The First set of students from the 11 new federal
universities who are now in 400 level are grateful.



11.) The first Sets of students from the University of
Petroleum are grateful.



12.) The First sets of Nigerian Pilots trained abroad are
Grateful.



13.) The Recipients of the Presidential scholarship scheme
for first class students which was recently suspended by our
change agents are grateful


14.) The recipients of the Youwwin programme and the
Youwwin for women are grateful


15.);The beneficiaries of the innovation in fertiliser
distribution will never forget you.


16.) The 1000 Beneficiaries of the TETFUND scholarships for
Lecturers in Nigerian Universities are grateful



17.) The generations that will access information via the
freedom of information act (FOI) will see your signature



18.) The Millions of Almajiri pupils across Nigeria who
benefited from you milk of kindness will live to testify it.


19.) Those who ply the Abuja - Lokoja Benin road will
remain thankful


20.) NYSC Members who will benefit and those who have
benefited from the increased of allowances from =N= 8216
to =N= 19800 are grateful.


21.) those who benefited from 6000 minimum wage to
18000 minimum wage will forever remain grateful
May heaven and History be kind to you today and Always
You are Still the Best President so far.
God bless GEJ.

Cc; lalasticlala
#ASTRO

Sport basketball Game Fenerbahce Ulker - Strasbourg IG time 7pm Tip winning margin strasbourg ig 11+ Odd 100

U All are fuccking RACIST,say no to #albino degrading

ALKARULEZZ:
Lectures to commence on the 12th of January, 2015

bosss I stroll come today o gudwork man jahbless u

Some of una so dump punting join comedy

In phyno's voice"I see bookies everywhere,bookies everywhere,I mean everywhere"
.................

Alba Berlin - Regal FC Barcelona 02.01.15 20:00
Regal FC Barcelona@1.20
Unicaja Malaga - BC Olympiakos Piraeus 02.01.15 21:00
Under/Over 145.5 points
Over 145.5 points@1.75

bauer00:
guys,wats ya take on chelsea...can they do it again against tottenham

I see a draw

LaGaTumuch:
BooooomShakaLa!!

Bet won before fultime.

What a greenish way to start the year!

Day1: 2.23 X N15,000 = N33,450

Day1 fully chopped like a hungry bushman. Abeg, who get toothpick here?

*take toothpick*

DJMONACO:
10.01.15 16:00
Reading FC - Middlesbrough FC (1X2)
Customer type: Middlesbrough FC @ 2.25
Result:
2. 04.01.15 16:00
Southampton FC - Ipswich Town (1X2)
Customer type: Southampton FC @ 1.40
Result:
3. 04.01.15 14:00
Dover Athletic - Crystal Palace (Both teams to
score)
Customer type: Yes @ 1.75
Result:
4. 04.01.15 17:00
Chelsea FC - Watford FC (1X2)
Customer type: Chelsea FC @ 1.14
Result:
5. 04.01.15 16:30
Yeovil Town - Manchester Utd (1X2)
Customer type: Manchester Utd @ 1.20
Result:
6. 01.01.15 13:45
Stoke City - Manchester Utd (Under/Over 2,5
goals)
Customer type: Over @ 1.95
Result:
7. 03.01.15 15:15
Bobigny AC - Evian TG FC (1X2)
Customer type: Evian TG FC @ 1.12
Result:
8. 03.01.15 16:00
Boulogne Sur Mer - Sarre Union (Double Chance)
Customer type: Boulogne Sur Mer/X @ 1.16
Result:
9. 03.01.15 18:30
Paok Thessaloniki - Panionios Athens (1 - 10 min
result)
Customer type: X @ 1.18
Result:
10. 01.01.15 13:15
Dundee United - FC Dundee (1 - 10 min result)
Customer type: X @ 1.16
Result:
< Back

casted into d pit of sorrows and anguish #2015 na new year o bros lol

Leon2036:
i no dey fund small money before buh 2day i no get option any amount u fit fund me even if nah just 1k i go do u d equivalent in card immidiately

contact me but na 3h on top any amount u wan fund max 5k

Bakozy:
what is wrong with being an
aboki?

if I tell u,u won't believe so ask GOOGLE!! Though#GMB till BOKOHARAM become a charity organisation

90% sure
Tottenham Hotspur - Chelsea FC 01.01.15 18:30
Handicap 0:1
Chelsea FC@ 1.20

Southampton FC - Arsenal FC 01.01.15 16:00
Most corner arsenal@2.01

Manchester City - Sunderland AFC 01.01.15 16:00
1 - 10 min result
Draw@1.22

Stoke City - Manchester United 01.01.15 13:45
First half cards 2.5
Under 2.5 cards@1.16

So All that long story is about an abo-ki?

astronautog:
Basketball
Galatasaray SK - BC Zalgiris Kaunas 30.12.14 19:00
Galatasaray SK Under/Over 78.5 points
Over 78.5 points@1.95

France pro b
AS Denain - AIX Maurienne 30.12.14 20:00
Under/Over 149,5 points
Over 149,5 points@1.75

Had stopped droping here but let me bless sum1

nairaland I hail una o,una witch 2 much first game ended 78-69 una witch na die.second game already green

abromeo:
Omo Madrid no do well 2day me
Dy don cast my ticket way don move finish
And imagine I carry dem yesterday Over 2.5 na one mad club spoil am and na 1x I carry am that one 22k and 2day na Madrid a day before yesterday na Petersburg way I carry anybody win way do draw BUH ALL D SAME HALA MADRID
Na d 1st time way madrid go spoil my ticket b dis so to me no offence....Will Keep On

4rm ur story definitely not d last tym

fabiano09:
hope yr feeling dey follow d scores??

didn't stake

Basketball
Galatasaray SK - BC Zalgiris Kaunas 30.12.14 19:00
Galatasaray SK Under/Over 78.5 points
Over 78.5 points@1.95

France pro b
AS Denain - AIX Maurienne 30.12.14 20:00
Under/Over 149,5 points
Over 149,5 points@1.75

Had stopped droping here but let me bless sum1

Cybertooth:
Operation Tiger Claw!!!
Day 1.

BASKETBALL
ESTONIA: Korvpalli Meistrilliga
BC Kalev-Parnu
Tip: 2
Odds: 7.00
Time: 5 o' clock

BET ALL YOUR MONEY ON THIS MATCH. REWARD ME AFTER WIN!!!

just have a feeling it wudnt enter

Calebsky:
MATCH - GERMANY BUNDESLIGA HANDBALL (W)
RB LEIBZIG - BLOMBERG - 2 - 6.00 ODD

Stake responsibly!

a very very wrong bet.BLOMBERG can not win RB LEIBZIG

toyo4souls:
so I started punting and placing bets this year. I have not one 1 single bet like this. i thought maybe I wasn't being careful enough I started playing 1-10min draw e no come. I was introduced to 2nf half more goals e no come. same person introduced me to 1st half 0.5 e no come. Then I man vex today say Nairabet must pay 2k don go with odds as low 9points. thanks to pescara. so I have spent a total of 100k this year on sports betting no return. make person help me abeg.. what can I do? abi na jazz?

I can help u,my help is QUIT!!!!

Ice hockey
Sarnia Sting - Plymouth Whalers 28.12.14 22:05
Play»Handicap 0:2
Plymouth Whalers@1.85

Op all I can say is......ur madness is lyk glo UNLIMITED

PAGAN9JA:
U r the most noisemaking and bullshyt religion on Nairaland

wow that's great so glad we remain d most peaceful and life changing religion bro.

ramalot:
STFU

Islam, muslims and mohammed (AKA pedophile in chief) gets verbally abused all day on Nairaland (mainly by christians) so WTF are you complaining about?

how often do u see topics questioning islam on fpeh ogaso wtf r u saying?

SEUN SEUN SEUN!!! Y do u always attack christians??every sunday I see a topic on fp trying to damn d bible.I know u aint a christian and u guys have taken this too far!!is christianity the only religion on nairaland??is it because we are peace loving people??can u guys insult islam like thiscan u guys dear mock mohammed or d quran?pls use ur brains!!

Gej leave level 4 devil instead of u to buy submarine that would take u to otuoke unnoticed come 2015 u prefer to fly in noticed,GMB till mikel score hatrick twice in a match.

infobiz9ja:
Which Bookie Nairabet? If u have a bullet proof bet drop it here let punters feel it im sure that if it wins people would gladly donate to your cause cos from this post it seems u need transport fare to bring u back from d village. Some people here punt with 10K & if your game comes out green even 1k wouldn't b hard 4 them. My 1 Kobo

tnks 4 ur 1kobo advice,my earlier rule applies and 4 ur info am no where near villa #peace

I have odd of 2 available 2moro I need stakers with 5k above its 99.9% sure u bless me after game is green.watsapp me.in other news 2moro is american football no overtime day,two good sundays now its been greens a total of 26 games played.

chizzily:
I just wonder sometimes, if sin was in heaven the first time what makes us so sure it won't be there the second time. afterall almost everything God created perfect ended up being imperfect.

anyway evil and good comes from the lord

may God 4 give u madam

akraym:
The Winner for the PfP has just been decided.

Alligatorwerve carried the day


https://www.nairaland.com/1965310/merrybet-punt-pride-iii/104#29085056

yall prepare for the season 9 of this thread soonest

go jare una no let me showcase my talent