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Hello all as an opener to this thread bet on this 3 games I would personally refund your stake if lost[you would send prove of staking]. 18/09 21:05 Home win 1.36 Fiorentina 4.36 draw 8.30 Guingamp 18/09 21:05 Home win 1.62 Young Boys 3.74 draw 4.96 Slovan Bratislava 18/09 21:05 Home win 1.47 SSC Napoli 4.08 draw 6.30 Sparta Prague |
..... "witheld!,ha baby so what are you going to do now?"asked jane "dont know for now o,just pray they release it soon"i said we talked for over 2 hours then she took her leave.. Looking at the time it was 15 past 2.i had my bath,put on my tuxedo wore my pefume,plugged in my headphone and off i went to the nairabet shop ready to shutdown the shop. "........if egg no dey egg roll na just buns,warri boys 4get say we drop guns,won feature me?oya drop funds,so much money i fit make okpo(ashawo) stop runs.vigilante won beat amy man? Any beat u give me i b animal....."music from my beat by dr eyabiye i entered the shop fired up,afterall i don dey lose since,today if this guy no pay me my complete cash i go show am say ashawo no get serious boy friend!..... |
....... "stop"i said i paid the bike man and on entering the shop i went straight to the cashier "you play game yesterday you no pay me abi?"said the cashier,pointing accusing finger at me "which kian talk b dat na y i no go pay u common 2h?"i asked "you dey mad i b ur mate,abi na bcus say i dey here dey do this work?"he asked "i resemble thief?" "yes,oya pay me sharperly b4 i slap you now"he threatened "see look this slip"i said bringing out a piece of paper "na 16k wey i win yesterday,i swear 2h you no go see inside"i fired back "i no go payout that slip"he said "then i go close this shop,see i no mind spending the 16k on police but 1 naira you no go see!i give you till 2pm"i said and walked out of the shop . I knew i had won because for sure he knew someone won 16k but didnt know i was the one,and i didnt pay truely but it wasnt on purpose. I went home thinking of my jamb score On getting home i noticed my door was opened,there was only one person that had my key,and that one person was suppose to be in church on a sunday morning.i was suprised i gathered courage and went in "ah,jane is that you"i said "ay my love"she replied "you scared me,didnt you go to church?"i asked "no honey,but my rumie went on my behalf"she said with a smile "salvation is personal o"i replied "pastor ayo am sure you didnt go too"she said "am just coming back from church o"i lied "did you pray for me?"she ask coming closer "yes i did" she gave me a kiss "ay guess what?" "what?" "guess" "you are pregnant?"i said "no naughty boy, i scored 280 in jamb she said" "280?are you sure?"i asked "lol are you not happy?" "of couse i am sweetie" "then show it"she said pulling me closer i kissed her and then visited TREASURE ISLAND in between she asked, "have you checked?" i nodded and continued eating the meal b4 me "what did you score?"she asked with a serious face "hmMMMM...JAMB witheld my result!"i said ..... |
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I wan tell una 1 story, and this my story goes with rhymes and before I tell the story, I want everybody to stand attention and pay attention, otherwise I will cause confusion. The story line is that I was walking down the street one evening, getting closer to a church called Christ ascension, I saw a girl standing closer to the junction, her face was so squeezed like somebody wey doctor wan give INJECTION, I went closer to the section and we started interaction, we even did introduction and she said her name was attraction but her friends call her Tokumbo. I say that is right, my own name is Collins but friends love calling me motion. You see girl my intension was to go and see a friend whose father had convuction due to their senior brother loosing an election, but when I saw you, I forgot my direction. I did not see any appreciation but as a guy man I started the expression; I said you look so beautiful and that is why u needs a man that will give you satisfaction without frustration, addition without subtraction but plenty multiplication. I talked to her and made her loose her concentration and that is how she followed me to my mansion and started watching my television. I gave her fried chicken, champagne, and Hennessey and she told me thank you, I said No! No!! No!!! Don’t mention, but that was not the end of the mission. I carried her to my bedroom and we then started committing some abominations, but before I committed the fornication, she had already told me she just finished seeing her menstruation, but I have no option even without minding the implication, I brought out my construction and laid it into her foundation , I started giving her some injections and she started feeling the connection, but due to the too much motivation of the action that lead to the reaction, she didn’t know when she started shouting addition! Addition!! Addition!!! This is how I destroyed her vision, I got her pregnant and I forced her to commit abortion, she died and that is why I am locked up in the police station. See friends the summarization of the story is that we all should try and stay away from corruption especially in this our nation. Meanwhile; if you see the chairman of my organization, just try and pass him the information, tell him I’m in police detention area 8 division, he should come with immediate affection before I will develop hypertension, he should come with the money they gave him at his child dedication, am going to pay back immediately after the occasion, thank you friend for paying attention you may now go back to your destination. One word for me… …. |
been a year since i wrote a story last... Updates shall be twice daily, characters are fiction leave your comments either good or bad,jah bless yall# .............. "Bros abeg check this one for me"i said handling over a piece of paper. He typed some figures and did some clicking, "oga see am"he said i looked closely at the monitor "you sure say na em b dat?"i asked "na em b dat na"he replied "abeg no vex refresh the page"i said. "bros abeg i no get time na your jamb score b dat" na wa o how jamb go give me 180 na,upon everytin wey i write?i asked a rhetorical question. "make i print am?" "ogbeni give me my change,na wetin i won use 180 do?" i walked out of the shop feeling depressed. "bike"i called out "where?" "nairabet shop for edjeba"i said "enter 80 naira" "na sky i get bros" "oya enter" ............ NOTE:SKY=50 NAIRA |
Some Roommates are dirty, and Some can beg alot, really *annoying* Some love having the opposite sex as visitors (annoying 4 some pple) Lol Some especially guys would lock their roommates outside, (dem dey tidy)hehehe Some roomates are evangelist (not bad o, bt I dnt wnt)winks*...... Share Your Own let's have fun this saturday |
na apc...i blame |
the universe is increasing rapidly,we know little about it and i believe the creator want our knowledge to be limited,cuz na this ITK make eve go chop apple now see wetin we de suffer,lets leave black hole and instead fill the hole in our heartS |
"If you are a nigerian GO and DIE"-caf president to mikel |
"If you are a nigeria GO and DIE"-caf president to mikel |
If this is the type of country my papa warned me about,am in trouble!! |
I want to advertise my site need the best site to use from the above |
Chimaritoponcho: oga astronaut if u watch uduak thread 4 example,u go see say na d way he tak dey update naim mak comments excess dia...if u go ft dey drop lyk 3 updates a day,i swear ur thread wil neva remain d sameok baba I go start 2morow |
olubolove: if u know u are good, not fraudulent and wouldn't charge much, pls show ur interest lets discuseI meet all the criteral but the price depends on the type of site you need.contact me Astronautog@gmail.com Or via bb |
10 seconds silence for the op!! |
5hyguy: hahahaha scammer very funnyyes very funny I sharp pass u go find person wey dull like u to scam |
5hyguy: lolz nt u, I just quoted ur post, m talkn to the f-o-ol the owner of the thread, webkuti read wat I wrote carefully, ull see I wasn't talkn to uu are just a scammer |
hehehe cheap scammer |
5hyguy: lmao u dis poverty striken f-o-ol, na 50k I bill u, u cum dey ask for identity card international passport, y did u cum to nairaland wen u can't trust any 1 here, ur papa head dey shake if I cum bill u 150 or 200k nko u go ask 4 my mama head olosi!!shut ur mouth u scammer!!!u won carry my money run!!u claim to be 25 u don't have any means of identification!!u are a fool!!it wud take more than that to fool me bros!try again wen u get another format u get my pin!!no fear I go accept ur request idiot olodo!!cum cary d 50k na!!ode |
lamba3: I need someone to make a PayPal/Moneybookers payment for me since i cant seem to get any other way to do it myself. Its just a small payment to upgrade my account in a certain game. Depending on how much I'll be paying in Naira the payment is either 3.70EUR or 9.60EUR.i can do it for you $1=200 naira send me a pm |
this space is not 4 sale beware of 419 |
5hyguy: web kuti d guy papa no get moni, he is just looking for attention, broke a-s-s b.I.t.c-h, imagine him wan do quality forum for 35k, ure an i-dio-t @ uif dem sell u sell ur family e no reach 20k talkless of 35k ofurukpe froshhhhh |
webkuti: What about N40,000. I can do. you check my website. www.webkuti.com.ngsum1 is doing it for 35k carry ur 40k comot here |
This space is not 4 sale beware of 419 |
while you guys are talking trash i have got someone already he is doing it for 35k using simple machine but he is gonna code in sum other features in..meanwhile i have another project coming up soon a betting site project |
dejt4u: Call on ur family doctor mayb he gt experience in vet... Lollol |
I need an urgent reply,because I need to get rid of it as Quickly as possible. Am not ready to take care of it. . . . . . . . . . . . . I need to know where to do abortion for my she goat wey carry belle this christmas!!! Lol |
Any weapon fashioned against this thread shall not prosper |