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BusinessSport Betting Lord-surest Daily Picks by astronautog(op): 7:01pm On Sep 18, 2014
Hello all as an opener to this thread bet on this 3 games I would personally refund your stake if lost[you would send prove of staking].
18/09 21:05
Home win
1.36 Fiorentina
4.36 draw
8.30 Guingamp

18/09 21:05
Home win
1.62 Young Boys
3.74 draw
4.96 Slovan Bratislava

18/09 21:05
Home win
1.47 SSC Napoli
4.08 draw
6.30 Sparta Prague
LiteratureRe: Delsu Boy by astronautog(op): 1:30am On Jul 30, 2014
.....
"witheld!,ha baby so what are you going to do now?"asked jane
"dont know for now o,just pray they release it soon"i said
we talked for over 2 hours then she took her leave..
Looking at the time it was 15 past 2.i had my bath,put on my tuxedo wore my pefume,plugged in my headphone and off i went to the nairabet shop ready to shutdown the shop.

"........if egg no dey egg roll na just buns,warri boys 4get say we drop guns,won feature me?oya drop funds,so much money i fit make okpo(ashawo) stop runs.vigilante won beat amy man?
Any beat u give me i b animal....."music from my beat by dr eyabiye
i entered the shop fired up,afterall i don dey lose since,today if this guy no pay me my complete cash i go show am say ashawo no get serious boy friend!.....
LiteratureRe: Delsu Boy by astronautog(op):
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"stop"i said
i paid the bike man and on entering the shop i went straight to the cashier
"you play game yesterday you no pay me abi?"said the cashier,pointing accusing finger at me
"which kian talk b dat na y i no go pay u common 2h?"i asked
"you dey mad i b ur mate,abi na bcus say i dey here dey do this work?"he asked
"i resemble thief?"
"yes,oya pay me sharperly b4 i slap you now"he threatened
"see look this slip"i said bringing out a piece of paper
"na 16k wey i win yesterday,i swear 2h you no go see inside"i fired back
"i no go payout that slip"he said
"then i go close this shop,see i no mind spending the 16k on police but 1 naira you no go see!i give you till 2pm"i said and walked out of the shop .
I knew i had won because for sure he knew someone won 16k but didnt know i was the one,and i didnt pay truely but it wasnt on purpose.
I went home thinking of my jamb score
On getting home i noticed my door was opened,there was only one person that had my key,and that one person was suppose to be in church on a sunday morning.i was suprised i gathered courage and went in
"ah,jane is that you"i said
"ay my love"she replied
"you scared me,didnt you go to church?"i asked
"no honey,but my rumie went on my behalf"she said with a smile
"salvation is personal o"i replied
"pastor ayo am sure you didnt go too"she said
"am just coming back from church o"i lied
"did you pray for me?"she ask coming closer
"yes i did"
she gave me a kiss
"ay guess what?"
"what?"
"guess"
"you are pregnant?"i said
"no naughty boy, i scored 280 in jamb she said"
"280?are you sure?"i asked
"lol are you not happy?"
"of couse i am sweetie"
"then show it"she said pulling me closer
i kissed her and then visited TREASURE ISLAND in between she asked,
"have you checked?"
i nodded and continued eating the meal b4 me
"what did you score?"she asked with a serious face
"hmMMMM...JAMB witheld my result!"i said
.....
LiteratureRe: Delsu Boy by astronautog(op): 6:33am On Jul 28, 2014
typing...
Jokes EtcJust For Laugh by astronautog(op): 1:47pm On Jul 27, 2014
I wan tell una 1 story, and this my
story goes with rhymes and before I
tell the story, I want everybody to
stand attention and pay attention,
otherwise I will cause confusion.
The story line is that I was walking down the street one evening,
getting closer to a church called
Christ ascension, I saw a girl
standing closer to the junction, her
face was so squeezed like
somebody wey doctor wan give INJECTION, I went closer to the
section and we started interaction,
we even did introduction and she
said her name was attraction but
her friends call her Tokumbo. I say
that is right, my own name is Collins but friends love calling me motion.
You see girl my intension was to go
and see a friend whose father had
convuction due to their senior
brother loosing an election, but
when I saw you, I forgot my direction. I did not see any
appreciation but as a guy man I
started the expression; I said you
look so beautiful and that is why u
needs a man that will give you
satisfaction without frustration, addition without subtraction but
plenty multiplication. I talked to her
and made her loose her
concentration and that is how she
followed me to my mansion and
started watching my television. I gave her fried chicken, champagne,
and Hennessey and she told me
thank you, I said No! No!! No!!!
Don’t mention, but that was not the
end of the mission. I carried her to
my bedroom and we then started committing some abominations, but
before I committed the fornication,
she had already told me she just
finished seeing her menstruation,
but I have no option even without
minding the implication, I brought out my construction and laid it into
her foundation , I started giving her
some injections and she started
feeling the connection, but due to
the too much motivation of the
action that lead to the reaction, she didn’t know when she started
shouting addition! Addition!!
Addition!!! This is how I destroyed
her vision, I got her pregnant and I
forced her to commit abortion, she
died and that is why I am locked up in the police station. See friends the
summarization of the story is that
we all should try and stay away
from corruption especially in this
our nation. Meanwhile; if you see
the chairman of my organization, just try and pass him the
information, tell him I’m in police
detention area 8 division, he should
come with immediate affection
before I will develop hypertension,
he should come with the money they gave him at his child
dedication, am going to pay back
immediately after the occasion,
thank you friend for paying
attention you may now go back to
your destination. One word for me… ….
LiteratureDelsu Boy by astronautog(op):
been a year since i wrote a story last...
Updates shall be twice daily,
characters are fiction
leave your comments either good or bad,jah bless yall#
..............
"Bros abeg check this one for me"i said handling over a piece of paper.
He typed some figures and did some clicking,
"oga see am"he said
i looked closely at the monitor
"you sure say na em b dat?"i asked
"na em b dat na"he replied
"abeg no vex refresh the page"i said.
"bros abeg i no get time na your jamb score b dat"
na wa o how jamb go give me 180 na,upon everytin wey i write?i asked a rhetorical question.
"make i print am?"
"ogbeni give me my change,na wetin i won use 180 do?"
i walked out of the shop feeling depressed.
"bike"i called out
"where?"
"nairabet shop for edjeba"i said
"enter 80 naira"
"na sky i get bros"
"oya enter"
............
NOTE:SKY=50 NAIRA
Nairaland GeneralLet's Share That Annoying Habit Our Past Or Present Roommate Have In School? by astronautog(op): 8:32am On Jul 26, 2014
Some Roommates are dirty, and
Some can beg alot, really
*annoying*
Some love having the opposite sex
as visitors (annoying 4 some pple)
Lol Some especially guys would lock
their roommates outside, (dem dey
tidy)hehehe Some roomates are evangelist (not
bad o, bt I dnt wnt)winks*...... Share Your Own let's have fun this
saturday
EducationRe: American Women Targeted As Malaysia Becomes Internet Scam Haven: U.S. by astronautog(m): 5:22am On Jul 26, 2014
na apc...i blame
Science/TechnologyRe: Black Holes Are 'portals To Other universes,' According To New Quantum results by astronautog(m): 7:38am On Jul 13, 2014
the universe is increasing rapidly,we know little about it and i believe the creator want our knowledge to be limited,cuz na this ITK make eve go chop apple now see wetin we de suffer,lets leave black hole and instead fill the hole in our heartS
SportsRe: CAF, What Else Do You Want Mikel To Win Before You Give Him The Award? (MY VIEW) by astronautog(m): 11:31pm On Jan 09, 2014
"If you are a nigerian GO and DIE"-caf president to mikel
SportsRe: CAF, What Else Do You Want Mikel To Win Before You Give Him The Award? (MY VIEW) by astronautog(m): 11:31pm On Jan 09, 2014
"If you are a nigeria GO and DIE"-caf president to mikel
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Insurgents Killed In Borno by astronautog(m): 11:17pm On Jan 09, 2014
If this is the type of country my papa warned me about,am in trouble!!
WebmastersPromo Nigeria Or Addynamo Which Is Best To Advertise by astronautog(op): 7:54pm On Jan 09, 2014
I want to advertise my site need the best site to use from the above
LiteratureRe: Rise And Fall Of Warri 2pac»street Life« by astronautog(op): 7:19pm On Jan 09, 2014
Chimaritoponcho: oga astronaut if u watch uduak thread 4 example,u go see say na d way he tak dey update naim mak comments excess dia...if u go ft dey drop lyk 3 updates a day,i swear ur thread wil neva remain d same
ok baba I go start 2morow
BusinessRe: I Need A Website Designer Urgently by astronautog(m): 10:17am On Jan 02, 2014
olubolove: if u know u are good, not fraudulent and wouldn't charge much, pls show ur interest lets discuse
I meet all the criteral but the price depends on the type of site you need.contact me
Astronautog@gmail.com
Or via bb
Nairaland GeneralRe: SEUN I Am Deactivating My Acct Now by astronautog(m): 4:14pm On Dec 30, 2013
10 seconds silence for the op!!
WebmastersRe: Need A Webmaster With Sound Knowledge Of Php To Design A School Forum For Me by astronautog(op): 2:59pm On Dec 30, 2013
5hyguy: hahahaha scammer very funny
yes very funny I sharp pass u go find person wey dull like u to scam
WebmastersRe: Need A Webmaster With Sound Knowledge Of Php To Design A School Forum For Me by astronautog(op): 8:19am On Dec 30, 2013
5hyguy: lolz nt u, I just quoted ur post, m talkn to the f-o-ol the owner of the thread, webkuti read wat I wrote carefully, ull see I wasn't talkn to u
u are just a scammer
AdvertsRe: Let Me Make Money For You In Virtual Betting Free (only Bet365 Or Ladbrokes) by astronautog(m): 7:58am On Dec 30, 2013
hehehe cheap scammer
WebmastersRe: Need A Webmaster With Sound Knowledge Of Php To Design A School Forum For Me by astronautog(op): 6:59am On Dec 30, 2013
5hyguy: lmao u dis poverty striken f-o-ol, na 50k I bill u, u cum dey ask for identity card international passport, y did u cum to nairaland wen u can't trust any 1 here, ur papa head dey shake if I cum bill u 150 or 200k nko u go ask 4 my mama head olosi!!
shut ur mouth u scammer!!!u won carry my money run!!u claim to be 25 u don't have any means of identification!!u are a fool!!it wud take more than that to fool me bros!try again wen u get another format u get my pin!!no fear I go accept ur request idiot olodo!!cum cary d 50k na!!ode
BusinessRe: Need Someone To Make Paypal/moneybookers Payment by astronautog(m): 9:38pm On Dec 29, 2013
lamba3: I need someone to make a PayPal/Moneybookers payment for me since i cant seem to get any other way to do it myself. Its just a small payment to upgrade my account in a certain game. Depending on how much I'll be paying in Naira the payment is either 3.70EUR or 9.60EUR.
I also want to do this before next year although that might not be possible unless i can get someone and arrange whatever I'm paying him before or on the 31st.
i can do it for you $1=200 naira send me a pm
Nairaland GeneralRe: Quotes That Can Change Your Perspective On Life(pictures) by astronautog(m): 9:29pm On Dec 29, 2013
this space is not 4 sale beware of 419
WebmastersRe: Need A Webmaster With Sound Knowledge Of Php To Design A School Forum For Me by astronautog(op): 7:25pm On Dec 29, 2013
5hyguy: web kuti d guy papa no get moni, he is just looking for attention, broke a-s-s b.I.t.c-h, imagine him wan do quality forum for 35k, ure an i-dio-t @ u
if dem sell u sell ur family e no reach 20k talkless of 35k ofurukpe froshhhhh
WebmastersRe: Need A Webmaster With Sound Knowledge Of Php To Design A School Forum For Me by astronautog(op): 5:22pm On Dec 29, 2013
webkuti: What about N40,000. I can do. you check my website. www.webkuti.com.ng
sum1 is doing it for 35k carry ur 40k comot here
Christianity EtcRe: Malawi President Joyce Banda In Tb Joshua's Church Now... by astronautog(m): 4:06pm On Dec 29, 2013
This space is not 4 sale beware of 419
WebmastersRe: Need A Webmaster With Sound Knowledge Of Php To Design A School Forum For Me by astronautog(op): 2:36pm On Dec 29, 2013
while you guys are talking trash i have got someone already he is doing it for 35k using simple machine but he is gonna code in sum other features in..meanwhile i have another project coming up soon a betting site project
Jokes EtcRe: Where Can I Do An Abortion???urgent Reply Needed! by astronautog(op): 2:27pm On Dec 29, 2013
dejt4u: Call on ur family doctor mayb he gt experience in vet... Lol
lol
Jokes EtcWhere Can I Do An Abortion???urgent Reply Needed! by astronautog(op): 7:28am On Dec 29, 2013
I need an urgent reply,because I need to get rid of it
as Quickly as possible.
Am not ready to take care of it.

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I need to know where to do abortion for my she goat
wey carry belle this christmas!!!
Lol
LiteratureRe: Yahoo Boy Part 2 By Astronautog by astronautog(op): 8:24pm On Dec 28, 2013
Any weapon fashioned against this thread shall not prosper

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