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A business venture will always advertise its products and services. It is a business expense which shall come back in good measure, pressed down, shaken together and running over.......

This man is a big joker! I was at his church few weeks after Buhari's swearing in when he hinted the congregation of his impending appointment in this administration.

The man was so happy that he rendered so many songs that day. He rounded off with this Ayefele's song "Oluwa jowo o, wa GBE mi soke..... Isale ti su mi, aye nbe loke...' Since then I have been waiting patiently to have his name announced; for where? God don talk another thing now, na so!

Wonderful thread, thanks for the info OP

thelish:
We ve done all that. Even the one that permanently took her car was bashed by me to return it.
My mum called to say she has disowned me for telling a man of God to return her car. In fact it was serious war.
we even went to threaten them at home, to stay away from her. But all to no avail

Threaten them harder, intensify more efforts. They are daylight robbers. There is nothing you can do to your mum to change her. Focus well on the robbers in the presence of their congregation, they will be the ones to reject her offers.

gawab:
Collect fresh sandpaper leaves and boil witht water. Take half glass cup twice daily.

Thank you Doc

peacemara54:
also laugh. You can lose all invested in poultry in one night due to poor managment but honey can stay years and never depreciate. am into poultry also i just need to give a break for a short time. I tell you honey is lucrative

Please can you give me more insight into the business? I'm interested

femilambor007:
Hope am not too late to comment. @mrsage, @dandy00; @gist4real

I planned starting an haulage business with a toks minibus. Which is what i can afford for now. Atleast to get constant income.

My plan is to transport goods FMCG products.

I talk to bakery already, they agree to pay N10 per loaf of bread deliver to their client within Lagos. And minibus can move upto 600 loaves at a go.

My constrain is it advisable to shuttle interstate with minibus. so i can extend the service to poultry farms in places like Oyo, Ogun e.t.c

Thanks

How is the arrangement with the bakery going?

Seun:
Dude you are embarrassing yourself. It is not meaningful to say that the human body is made from the dust of the earth if the elemental composition of the human being is so different from what it was supposedly made from. Why would God use the soil to create man which means he would need to first reconstitute the dust at an elemental level, mostly removing some elements like silicon and aluminum and adding massive quantities of others like carbon before recombining the elements into the proteins, lipids, and bones that our bodies are actually made up of? It makes no sense at all. The trouble with being an apologist is having to defend the undefendable.

Seun!!!

RUTHINYAEGBE:
Thanks a lot for your advice. It means a lot to me . Please do you operate a laundry business?

Yes I do

Port or Lasgidi, the business remains a good one. Although the recession is having an adverse effect on it (just like every other business) but I will encourage you to go for it.

I reside in Lagos and may not be able to suggest a good location in PH but there is a universal law of location in the drycleaning business.

Get a place that is on the road with good vehicular and pedestrian movement. Get an upper/middle class environ, you have no biz with the lower class. Get a place where there is no existing laundry.

All the best.

jeftalene:
Smart shop business.
What's fishy about it?

Oya, tell us about it. Share it publicly!

Amelian:
Thanks

But honestly am very disappointed in her parents. Very very dissapointed. For example, who cooks indomie for a successful marri3d man working his azz off, and comes home at night to eat. Who does that? I told her it's wrong, she said because she is tired and didn't feel. Like cooking that evening. I said for real?
And her husband was Insulting her, saying what the difference between her and a slut. And how can he say such.
I said my dear, if am your husband and am taking care of you financially and u are not working. My food must be ready. Real food.. And not indomie! We almost quarreled that day she was saying it. I was so enraged. Cause I know, how hungry I feel when am. Done from work and back home in the evening. I don't joke with food and I make sure I Take my time to cook, no. Matter how tired I am at work and I eat well. Cause I work hard. That's me a lady o
And assuming am a man now married to a woman, she is not working yet and she's saying she is tired ,because she went to help her mum in her shop . That's why she prepared Indomie.
Honestly I just held my anger and told her if u like listen, if u like don't listen.
She said what do I know about marriage. Am still single. I know. Nothing.. I said OK. No wahala. Do it as u like!
And the husband too, should allow her work than the business thing. So her focus now, is the Dubai thing. She's at home, and waiting for money to. Come, so she can travel.

So many married men go through this I must confess. Indomie garnished with fried egg like maitea. And when they manage to make EBA for you, there will be no soup you have to manage it with plain stew. Chai! We don suffer!

OZAOEKPE:
Tinubu is dead politically...

You are not a good student of history.

Tinubu single handedly fought the Almighty OBJ as a sitting governor of Lagos. All the other South Western states were hijacked by PDP but Jagaban stood strong. OBJ refused to pay Lagos monthly allocation for over a year, still Jagaban stood strong.

From a mono state in the South West, he delivered the entire zone back to ACN. He then went ahead to deliver Nigeria to APC.

He has done it before, he will surely do it again.

All hail the Jagaban Borgu of Africa!

Hello Dr. Please any local cure for high blood pressure?

Amelian:
Honestly I never imagined she can scheme such plan.
I feel so dissapointed and loss of words.
And her parents are not even advising her well.
I just don't understand.

If I have the luck she had in having a man sponsor my biz, I would have gone so far than this. It was my mum that single handedly sponsored me when she realise, I don't even have boyfriend then, how much a man that wants to marry and sponsor. So she gave me the start up capital herself.
And I bought my first car, with my 3rd gains in the biz.
No. Man gree buy car for me o... Lol
Even lift sef, no way


Ol boi

Life is strange.

That's women for you!

When I got married, my father in-law sat me down and advised me like his own son never to trust a woman. I dismissed his words thinking we were in the 21st century and women deserves all the trust.

Mhen! I learnt the hard way, the thing wey my eyes see, my mouth no fit talk am.

Fayemi has denied making these statement on his official twitter page.

Fayemi has denied making these statement on his official twitter page.

The man is too old to think rightly and see sharply. There is no doubt he is not the one ruling this nation cos he has no physical and mental stamina to govern.

Hi Doctor. Please what's the Yoruba name for Spinach?

healthyman64:
The all Natural way I used to conquer my ED problems without dangerous herbs and drugs!

ED is caused by blood flow issues which stem from the following;

#Kidney disease
#liver disease
#Digestive system issues
#an initial indicator of future heart disease
#Basic nutrient deficiency/insufficiency
#Poor lifestyle and blood flow issues.
#high cholesterol

I experienced ED last year for about 7 months and as you all know its a terrible thing for a young man to go through, I am 32.

At first I sort for herbs and home remedies from all places like Agbo, okra, honey, bitter leaf, bitter kola and funny herbal powders. They worked but for only a short time and I thought to my self, is this what I will take all my life before having sex? HELL NO!! It made no sense what so ever so I sort out to do a lot of research on dietary and life style changes to make in order to conquer my ED problems for good. After two months of the below mentioned dietary and life style changes I went for a complete medical check up I can confidently say that I have conquered ED and I am once more a raging sex machine. They are as follows;

First thing in the morning on an empty stomach I drink one freshly squeezed lemon 30mins before breakfast.

I take steel cut oats, rolled oats, high fiber cereal by bob redmill or Oat bran for breakfast with a hard boiled egg. Oats are high fibre and reduce cholesterol in the body effectively.
You can soak one tablespoon of chia seeds in small water for 30mins before adding to your oats OR ground flax seeds directly to your oats. Chia seeds and flax seeds are very high in omega 3 fatty acids which are very good for the heart!


For lunch I make brown rice and vegetable with my custom made stew. I prepare this stew with no drop of oil, Oils are bad for you and if you have ED issues you should avoid them totally!!! No oils of any kind not even olive oil!! I will tell you how to get healthy fats in your diet.

At times for lunch I also make cooked pearled barley or quinoa with vegetables. Barley and quinoa are high in fibre and will help with your cholesterol levels.

In between meals I snack on cucumbers, garden eggs, coconuts, roasted or boiled corn or 1 whole avocado.

For dinner I take Boiled beans (without any added oils or salt or maggi) with boiled sweet potatoes(red or white skinned). Potatoes and beans are very high in fiber and will reduce your cholesterol levels drastically and also aid digestion.

DONT FORGET UNRIPE PLANTAINS TOO!


NOW we go to healthy sources of fats and vitamins which will help you build up ur testosterone levels and increase your libido and give you fat and solid erections;

1. Unsalted organic Almonds. you can buy these at any shop rite store although its a bit expensive. Soak 24 almond seeds in little water for 24 hours and peel the brown bark off before consuming them 6 times a week for 2 weeks and 2 times a week subsequently. change the water every 12hrs.

2. Brazil nuts. just eat 5 brazil nuts every day for 2 weeks for sperm motility and other nutrients and vitamins.

3. Dark Chocolates(90% cocoa); Go for LINDT chocolates if possible with the label(90% cocoa) on the packet. eat 2 squares three times a week for 2 weeks.

4. Coconuts: Coconut has good amount of fiber and should be eaten regularly

5. Avocado is a wonderful and contains loads of fiber and very very healthy fats that are good for you.

Honorable mentions;

Carrots
Cabbage
lettuce
tomatoes.
apples

you can incorporate these into your diet if possible, if not no problems.


******if you noticed the above mentioned diets are very very high in fiber. FIBER IS KING AND CAN TURN YOUR LIFE AROUND IN 2 MONTHS!*****************************************************

PHYSICAL ACTIVITIES:
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If you have ED then you need to get moving on a regular, if you are very fat then you should brisk walk every day for 45mins to 1hour..every day!!! if you are not too fat then you cycle or jog for 4 times a week for 30mins.

*Most people with ED have very low VITAMIN D levels in the body. 4 times a week, stay under the sun with only your shorts on(no singlets or shirts or caps, expose as much skin as possible) for 15mins between 11.30am and 2pm. if you are busy at work then do this during weekends( Sat and Sun).

*NOW pay attention to this!! If you have ED its most likely you have elevated blood pressure levels and therefore I have an easy way to reduce your blood pressure effectively without using drugs if your levels are not more than 160/90.

*Everyday after work outs use a HAND GRIP DEVICE for 16mins while you rest after you must have had your bath. You can buy them at fitness stores and they are very cheap. 2,000naira or so. Google HAND GRIP DEVICE for images of the device.

*How to use: Use your right to squeeze and hold for 7 seconds at 90% strength and release, rest for 3 seconds and squeeze and hold again for 7 seconds. repeat this with your right hand for 2minutes and your left for 2mins also. 8mins each hand which is 16mins total. you need to do this exercice for 2months to see a noticeable difference, I saw a big difference in just 4days!!

You can buy a blood pressure measuring device in your home to constantly check your blood pressure.

NOW VERY IMPORTANT LIFESTYLE AND DIETARY CHANGES TO MAKE;
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*RUN AWAY FROM SUGAR OR CANNED AND PROCESSED FOODS.. RUNNN!! RUNNN!!

*STOP USING MAGGI, ROYCO AND OTHER SIMILAR SEASONING FOR COOKING..THEY ARE KILLERS!( use ginger, garlic, thyme, tumeric, cumin, cinnamon, curry, cayenne or black pepper, other forms of pepper and scent leaves instead!)


*STOP EATING POINT KILL CATFISH.

*EAT ONLY CHICKEN BREAST ONCE A WEEK, IF YOU NEED NUTRIENTS YOU CAN GET THEM FROM ONE HARD BOILED EGG AND THE ABOVE MENTIONED NUTS.

*EAT MACKEREL FISH ONLY ONCE A WEEK..ONE HARD BOILED EGG CAN ALWAYS DO THE MAGIC

*STOP EATING ANY FORM OF MEAT! STOPPPPP!!!

*NO OILLLSS OO! NOT EVEN PALM OIL, COCONUT OIL OR OLIVE OIL! NO OILLLLS AT ALL !!!

*EAT WATERMELON IN MODERATION.

*YOU CAN EAT GARLIC OR GINGER BUT NOT TOO MUCH, THE ABOVE DIETS I MENTIONED ABOVE WILL MAKE YOU A SEX MACHINE!

*STOP SMOKING AT ALL COST

*STOP ANY FORM OF ALCOHOL AT ALL COST..ESPECIALLY BEER! DANGEROUS!

*STOP TAKING STIMULANTS OR SEX ENHANCING HERBS, THEY WILL DO MORE DAMAGE THAN GOOD!

*ALWAYS READ LABELS BEFORE YOU BUY WHAT TO CONSUME..WHENEVER YOU SEE MORE THAN 90MG OF SODIUM OR MORE 500MG OF SUGAR OR ANY CHOLESTEROL CONTENT IN THE INGREDIENTS SECTION OR NUTRITIONAL VALUE INFORMATION SECTION OF A PRODUCT PLEASE DONT PURCHASE OR CONSUME SUCH

*DRINK PLENTY OF WATER THROUGHOUT THE DAY. DRINK SIX 60CL BOTTLES OR SACHETS OF WATER EACH DAY.


*ULTIMATELY BEFORE YOU START THE ABOVE LIFESTYLE CHANGES CHECK WITH YOUR DOCTOR IF YOU HAVE DIABETES, KIDNEY OR LIVER DISEASE. IF YOU DONT HAVE ANY OF THESE YOU ARE GOOD TO GO!


*PLEASE STOP LOOKING A QUICK FIX TO ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION ISSUES BECAUSE IT TOOK YOU SEVERAL YEARS OF POOR DIETARY AND LIFESTYLE CHOICES TO GET TO THAT LEVEL.

*ALL THE ABOVE MENTIONED DIETARY AND LIFESTYLE CHANGES WILL MAKE YOU LOOSE A LOT OF EXCESS STOMACH FAT AND OVERALL WEIGHT, DONT BE SCARED WHEN YOU GET SLIM AND LEAN, YOU ARE ONLY HEALTHIER!!


*WHAT YOU EAT IS WHAT YOU ARE! EAT AND LIVE RIGHT AND ENJOY YOUR SEX LIFE!!! IF YOU DO THESE THINGS FOR TWO MONTHS AND EXPERIENCE A POSITIVE CHANGE IN YOUR LIFE. ITS UP TO YOU TO CONTINUE BUT IF YOU ARE NOT SATISFIED YOU CAN GO BACK TO EATING INDOMIE, FRIES AND ALL THE UNHEALTHY NIGERIANS SOUPS AND SAUCE MADE WITH MAGGI AND PALM OIL.

if you have any questions contact me on healthyman64@gmail.com



GOOD LUCK GUYS!!

This is serious!

End that relationship now or else you will live your life with her in misery. Talking from experience!

What is the current price?

Africa Magic

What's the function of the bitterleaf juice mixed with lime?

How does one run tests for some of the listed diseases?

This guy is not being effectively utilised.

N

nabiz:
I am looking for a proffessional and experienced drycleaner who will manage a brand new drycleaning business for me.

I already have 3 drycleaning and loundry shops.

CONDITION OF WORK.
(1)You will be fully in charge of the business, without my present.

(2)You are expected to pay a weekly returns.

(3)You are to decide the business location but it must be in abuja.

(4) U can employ as many people as u like because the business will be handed over to u.

HOW TO APPLY:

An applicant should do his marketing research to eneble him or her to answer the following questions

(1)Do u have experience for a loundry business?
(2) Where(location)do u want me to site the business for u?
(3)Why do u choose the location?
(4)How many existing competior(s) do u have in the location?
(5)What will be your competitive strenght?
(6)What is the estimated population of the area and what is their behaviour.
(7)How much do u think u can make in a week and how much will u be paying every week?
( What is the electricity light situation in the area?.
(9)How much do they rent shop there or sapce for container
PLS NOTE: that i will personaly visit the location before handing over the machines to u.

To answer the questions pls call 08135884401 or send the answer to the question to contact4mr.paul@gmail.com.

Below are some of the pictures of already acquire equipments.
(1)15kg full automatic washing machine
(2)Dreyer
(3)7.2kva fireman generator
(4)Industrial steam iron
(5)Dry iron
(6) Trouser press
(7)Ironing table
(Shelve
Pls feel free to tell me if there is any other thing that i will need to buy, but note that the higher the cost, the higer my expected returns. I need three people who will handle three different places. Goodluck.

Can we replicate this in Lagos?

clefstone:
I have never been in a position where I completely exhausted the fuel in my car. It takes discipline and planning

It takes financial bouyancy basically