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Sports / Covering What Na by atakamus: 3:54pm On Jun 16, 2019
I wonder what our female players are covering.

Religion / Re: TB Joshua Refuses Offering 'Of Millions' In UK, Says 'Give It To Your Neighbour' by atakamus: 12:57pm On Jun 08, 2019
God please continue to bless this man.
Romance / This Confusion by atakamus: 12:55pm On Jun 08, 2019
Women. Wetin we do una.

Politics / Scam And Stupidity by atakamus: 8:31am On Jun 05, 2019
After seeing this thing, I still wonder how someone in his or her rightful senses will fall for this scam.
How will you be giving someone your money in the name of IPOB. The so called leader is living peacefully in Britain and you are contributing to his comfort. Chai.
I am Igbo and frankly hate this daylight scam called Biafra and IPOB.
You pay money monthly under the name of monthly dues, some innocent people die. The main leader is living large in Europe. God punish him and the other scammers.
You are even paying with Nigerian naira. Why don't you pay them Biafran money. Nonsense.

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Politics / Re: Do Nigeria Have Any Secret Intelligence Agency? by atakamus: 12:38pm On Jun 02, 2019
Yeah we have but they lack professionalism. Remember in 2006 when we were in NYSC camp in Bayelsa. I never knew that one of my friend is camp them was an under cover agent registered as a corp member.
He stayed in our Hall, wore corpers clothes and did all corpers were doing. One evening, he had disagreement with a soldier. The soldier slapped him, we were angry at the soldier and tongue lashed him. He told me in confidence that the soldier must apologise. I smiled it off. The next day I saw the same soldier apologising and begging him. I asked him what he did for that to happen, he just smiled and said he reported him to the camp commandant. I was confused. All these things were happening during the high point of militancy in the Nigeria Delta area.
After the camp, we all left. I saw him again in one government occasion in Yenagoa. He was wearing black suit with big automatic gun concealed in his suit. We were all in our NYCS uniform. He was in the midst of DSS guys all dress in black suits and armed. I approached him and he smiled and told me he was undercover in NYSC camp all through our camp period. That was when I remembered the incident of the soldier.

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Family / Re: My Wife And I Are Keeping Malice! by atakamus: 12:18am On May 30, 2019
You're lucky my guy. She is only keeping malice. She tried na . Must you tell her you want to send something to your dad?
You're lucky Sha. If it is the one lying beside me here, you go wash plate before you will eat. Malice keeper.
Common go and hug her, kiss her and make passionate love to her. Idiot.

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Politics / Re: Imo: "My Successor Has Nothing To Do" – Rochas Okorocha Brags(Video) by atakamus: 12:04pm On May 18, 2019
Chai. And this man is my Governor. Why? Man man has been leading us since 7 years and some months.
Politics / May Day Fallout by atakamus: 4:43pm On May 02, 2019
As seen in Lagos May Day ceremony 2019

Romance / Re: Don't Marry A Broke Man, Dump Him Like A Leper - Nigerian Lady Advises Others by atakamus: 4:13pm On May 02, 2019
Idiots everywhere. When your breasts falls, the rich man will dump you and marry another with standing breast. Nonsense.
Family / Re: I Cheated On My Husband With A Guy From Work And I Don't Know What To Do. by atakamus: 9:21am On May 01, 2019
I don't have advice for you. I will just say. Go ahead to get hit by that guy ok. He will take video of two of you and leak it on social media. Then your eyes will clear.
Kwontinue. Them force you marry. When una no go stay one place. You taste ever hammer around. Idiot. The children may not even be the man's own.
God have mercy.
Politics / Re: South-South Governors Seek Dignified Exit For Onnoghen by atakamus: 9:07pm On Apr 21, 2019
Let them give him dignified exit themselves. Nonsense

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Romance / Re: Chidera Eggerue Slays In Braless Red Dress, Women Feel Encouraged By Her by atakamus: 11:27pm On Apr 18, 2019
Must everything be about breast for women. I don't blame them. I blame men that will not stop sucking breast.
Why won't she cover the slippers called breast. Abeg make I go suck real standing breast to clear this slippers from my mind.
Politics / Re: I Have Been Banned On Facebook For 30 Days , Please Help Me Out by atakamus: 8:45am On Apr 08, 2019
What did you do? You didn't tell us. Did you rape a minor on Facebook? Sorry for that. At least you have 30 days to read yours books and be reasonable.
Politics / Re: Amaechi, Malami Plotting To Void Rivers Elections, PDP Alleges by atakamus: 11:50pm On Apr 07, 2019
The PDP should shut up. Nobody has monopoly for judiciary politics. Wike and his PDP can not be said to have won after the exclusion of APC.
Injustice cannot stand.

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Crime / I Swapped Close To 5,000 Babies In 12 Years by atakamus: 9:01am On Apr 04, 2019
May God Forgive me for my sins”, says a Zambian UTH Lusaka Nurse”

“I used to swap babies at UTH for fun”!, she confessed on Monday in her sick bed.
“I have terminal cancer and I know I will be dying soon. I wish to confess my sins before God and before all the affected people especially those who were giving birth at UTH during my service. I have found God, Ia, now born again. I have nothing to hide, In the 12 years I worked in the maternity ward at UTH, I swapped close[url][/url] to 5000 babies”, she said.

“If you were born in UTH between the years 1983 to 1995 chances are your parents may not be your biological parents. I had developed a habbit of swapping newly born babies just for fun. So take a good look at your siblings, if for example everyone is light and you are darkie… you are that child and I am really sorry for that”

“I know I sinned against God and may he forgve me for that. I am also asking Zambians to forgive me for the evil things I was doing to innocent children. I have caused some faithful couples to divorce after going for DNA Tests. Its now that I have realised I was just being used by a demon to do that. I have causeed many mothers to breastfeed children who are not theirs biologically. I dont want to go to Hell for that, Am really sorry I have sinned alot. Please FORGIVE me”, said Sister Elizabeth Bwalya Mwewa.

http://www.zambianobserver.com/i-swapped-close-to-5000-babies-in-12-years-i-worked-in-the-maternity-ward-at-uth-elizabeth-mwewa/amp/

Politics / PDP In Action by atakamus: 4:22pm On Apr 03, 2019
Democracy is threatened only when it is not favouring them.
Two different Obi/Akpor LGA posted on PDP Twitter handle. There don't even Know the one to choose. PDP na was.

Romance / Re: I Have Just 200k In My Account And My Parents Are Forcing Me To Marry by atakamus: 9:33pm On Apr 02, 2019
If not for the wickedness of women, I for say make you go marry but use your head.

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Politics / Re: Buhari, Obasanjo Spotted At The Inauguration Of President Macky Sall of Senegal by atakamus: 9:30pm On Apr 02, 2019
Watch your tea Baba. I no trust Obasanjo.
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Behind My Predicament - Rochas Okorocha After Meeting Buhari by atakamus: 10:15pm On Apr 01, 2019
Okoroawusa is a mad man period.
Romance / Wickedness Of The Highest Order by atakamus: 3:31pm On Apr 01, 2019
New line of deceit. Women wicked big time.

Politics / Re: Saraki Presents An Award To Kwara State Governor Elect, Abdulrahman - Photos by atakamus: 10:22pm On Mar 30, 2019
Award for loosing election. The so called Governor should present to Saraki as well.

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Celebrities / Re: I'll Beat Any Director Who Disagrees With Me On Copying Nigerians - Shatta Wale by atakamus: 9:46am On Mar 30, 2019
Beater. For his mind, he can beat. Anyway Sha na for Ghana.
Sports / Re: UEFA Places Oma Akatugba In Their Media Portal by atakamus: 8:47am On Mar 30, 2019
Aboki amaka
Politics / Re: Borno On Focus by atakamus: 8:32am On Mar 27, 2019
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Politics / Borno On Focus by atakamus: 8:31am On Mar 27, 2019
This is Borno state government project towards Agricultural upliftment. Boko Haram not withstanding.

Celebrities / Re: Hushpuppi Pictured With Benjamin Mendy by atakamus: 6:12pm On Mar 26, 2019
Play for Gucci. Aboki.
Education / Re: University Of Nigeria Becomes First University To Adopt Renewable Energy by atakamus: 4:44pm On Mar 26, 2019
Aboki amaka.
Sports / Re: Is Victor Osimhen The New 'Yekini' Of Nigeria by atakamus: 4:41pm On Mar 26, 2019
Una don begin to praise this guy now. Una no go leave am. Na so una go do witches and wizards come remember am.
Yekini wey una de talk, how him take end. Abeg make una leave this guy. Yekini na Yekini. Him nobi Yekini.
Romance / Re: Infertile Boyfriend Mysteriously Impregnates Girlfriend by atakamus: 12:27pm On Mar 26, 2019
Fish brain women. Go and seat down. You widened your leg for a German. Was he not ejaculating? You dey crase?
Romance / Re: Infertile Boyfriend Mysteriously Impregnates Girlfriend by atakamus: 10:07am On Mar 26, 2019
Women and their fish brain. A guy told you he is 90%sure of not fathering a child. Your mind did not consider the 10% possibility of him getting you prego. You widened you leg for him to be hitting you day and night. Now your crying in Nairaland. Abeg commot for here.
Politics / Re: Kano Rerun: Thugs Chase Away Voters With Dangerous Weapons (Photos) by atakamus: 1:52pm On Mar 23, 2019
So how do we know if the the so called thugs are working for APC. PDP people are full of mischieve. They will be the ones to cry even when they are not innocent.

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Religion / Re: Gay, Jide Macaulay To Be Ordained An Anglican Priest In The Church Of England by atakamus: 5:08pm On Mar 20, 2019
Hey. God save us. Ordination? Haba

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